Turtleboy Investigates

Psycho Stepmom Arrested By WPD For Violating Another Restraining Order, Emasculated Baby Daddy Lied To Cops About Her Being There, Forgot About Ankle Bracelet



Breaking News: Psycho stepmom Lorrayna Calle is in jail. She was arrested last night after sending this text message to a woman in Spencer who has a restraining order out against her in East Brookfield District Court.

The woman she texted is a friend of Lorrayna’s who has also been getting harassed by her for quite some time. The woman had a package stolen off of her walkway, which she posted about on Facebook. Lorrayna didn’t steal it because she’s got the ankle bracelet on, but she clearly saw the post and taunted her about it. But the thing is, you can’t contact people who have RO’s out against you, even if you think you’re slick and use a burner number. Sure, she’s been getting away with it for a long time, but that’s BEFORE she thought it would be wise to poke the turtle. Keep it up bitch. I will make it my life goal to make sure you never, ever, ever see your crotch fruits again. Don’t worry, your heroin dealing bitch made husband Claudio should be able to handle it on his own.

Speaking of Claudio, sources tell us that her husband actually answered the door at their 270 Sunderland Road apartment, and as usual he told the Worcester Police she wasn’t home. But dumbass forgot that she had an ankle bracelet on, and had she left the apartment it not only would’ve pinged, but it would’ve been admittance that she violated another court order. The cops threatened to break the door down, Claudio heard this and opened up the door so they could arrest the psychotic piece of pussy he allowed to beat the shit out of his daughter. I’m told that she had a non-bailable warrant issued thanks to the new arrest, so it looks like she might get a free ride from the taxpayers to her December 5 court date.

Should’ve known something was up when this lunatic didn’t text me for 24 hours. Stories like this make it all worth it though. However, I was served with ANOTHER lawsuit that’s going to be expensive to fight on Friday, so there’s no way we can continue to bring you guys stories like this without your financial support. Please consider donating below. No other media outlet puts monsters in jail like this. If we stop existing because we can’t afford to fight lawsuits then people like Lorrayna will be roaming the streets.


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20 Comment(s)
  • You gots to go, shit clit.
    November 20, 2019 at 1:31 am

    Another lawsuit? I wonder who or what the issue could be?
    Fairly distinct possibility that Bret is the root of the problem.
    Time to jettison that walking liability before he sinks the S.S. Turtle.

  • When the going gets rough...
    November 19, 2019 at 10:05 pm


    I suspect the LSAT and law school are in your future. Go for it. Been there, will never regret it.

  • Y
    November 19, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Turtle Riders unite, Unk needs more money so let’s use this hot rockin vid to help (get it up).

    • Y
      November 20, 2019 at 9:58 am

      You’re clearly a 40 year old virgin.
      Get fucked, you fraud.

      • Judge dread
        November 20, 2019 at 2:18 pm

        Being rick rolled is so 2007.


        Got u suckas lol

  • Dam again
    November 19, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    Dam another court date Friday??? By now you should beable to advocate yourself without a lawyer. Dam someone here must have a hook up that needs Probono work! Need to start networking to get hook ups and discounts etc. there has to be a way where you can become a nonprofit or expand your page for sponsors to put up ads etc. so you can get paid and pay for things like this! Shit at this moment I can only donate like $15 bucks til next week but what would $15 do? Not even a budge in the debt!

  • Fulltime p.o.s. for no pay
    November 19, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    Another no days off criminal put in time out aka jail. By the time human garbage gets thrown in jail they’ve done so much wrong to so many people it’s ridiculous.
    They will walk out of court and go back to offending without stopping for coffee. It’s just amazing because they’d be better off if they watched reruns all day and left people alone but they can’t. This bitch works harder for no $ on the computer than most officeworkers.

  • 3 feet deep.
    November 19, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    Turtleriders should search for what jail shes being held in, and send copies of the pictures to other inmates in the jail of messages she sent regarding her abuse of the child. This way those inmates know to be safe around her, shes dangerous. Maybe theyll keep a broomstick with them incase she attacks.

    • Send them to everyone
      November 20, 2019 at 4:33 pm

      She is probably already in PC or real dope sick

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 19, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    .45 acp
    Breath mint

  • Judge dread
    November 19, 2019 at 11:31 am

    Send all involved to the spice mines.

  • we need a new leader
    November 19, 2019 at 10:19 am

    took long enough for the asshole powers we pay to keep order ,to actually get off their asses.old joe blow biden says weed is a gateway drug,another dumb fuck official wasting our time and money

    • Y
      November 19, 2019 at 10:27 am

      Eric would have been a great leader. HA!

    • Y
      November 19, 2019 at 11:20 am

    • Y
      November 19, 2019 at 11:21 am

      • Lipstick Hippie
        November 19, 2019 at 9:56 pm

        Thanks Y, I just peed my pants a little. Sucks being an old lady. 😀

  • Fair is fair
    November 19, 2019 at 10:11 am

    Dickwad; the more you ask me for money the harder it is for me to contribute. Until they put tolls on the South East Expressway I’m not paying to ride.

    • I'll give you fair
      November 19, 2019 at 11:45 am

      The wording is just “please consider supporting..” That’s about as gracious and non-pushy as it can get. Calm the fuck down and don’t read if you don’t like it.

    • Who You Kidding??
      November 19, 2019 at 3:35 pm

      You wouldn’t hand over any of your gubmint issued welfare money anyway.

  • Tucci Mane
    November 19, 2019 at 10:01 am

    Unk, who is the new lawsuit from?

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