Pubonic Plague Messaged Manny Moniz’ Girlfriend After He Died From ALS To Tell Her He Was A Piece Of Shit And Hopes Manny Rots In Hell 


Bristol did a really nice little blog earlier this week in memory of Manny Moniz, the king instigator of the Brockton Hub. I’m proud to say that Manny was a turtle rider, and although I didn’t necessarily agree with everything he had to say, I like to think that we were on the same team. What I enjoyed most about the man was the fact that he said exactly what a lot of people were saying, but in an even more politically incorrect way than even we could ever dream. He called out EVERYONE and told it like it is. Didn’t matter if they were gang bangers who lived down the block from them. If he thought you were a piece of shit you were gonna hear it from him, and he wasn’t afraid to put his name to it. Often it was him lamenting food stamp abuse while he worked his ass off.


Calling out criminals.

Praising Donald Trump.

Calling out the crooked Mayor.

Soaking up his Brockton Hub fame.

And letting the haters know what he thought of them, even after he got ALS.

He was the king of the 800 comment thread. And in doing so he made even more enemies than Turtleboy, all of who are terrible people. Although some people he called junkies took it in good spirit.

Well, when a guy like this dies and you didn’t like him when he was alive, it’s fine to say that. We’re not gonna blog about you if you shit on the dead, because we don’t believe that just because someone died you have to pretend that you liked them.

But what’s crossing a line is when you message a guy’s loved one with something like this right after her long term boyfriend dies:

Then he posted this in the Hub.

Well that’s not very nice Randolph Wyman Adams from Holbrook.

Randy Dandy has since taken down his page after receiving Hub justice, but it was filled with anti-Trump memes and Huffington Post links. In other words, this vapid crotchsicle was so consumed with politics, and so convinced that his position is the moral one, that he felt justified sending a grieving woman a message telling her that he hopes that Manny is rotting in Hell where he belongs.

Of course what he’s really just doing is projecting. Randolph is a sad, pathetic man, lashing out because deep down inside he hates the fact that he tried to grow a beard and ended up looking like Joan of Arc’s unkempt vagina at the end of the Hundred Years war.

Girlfriend is suffering from the after effects of the pubonic plague.

Randy is married to Marcus Allen Adams.

Which is beautiful, brave, and bold. Of course Randolph took Marcus’ last name, because if this face doesn’t scream, “I got dibs on bottom”

I don’t know what does.

I’m guessing Marcus is the breadwinner of the family, based on his employment at Newbury Comics.

I remember my first summer job too. I was 16. Different strokes, no pun intended.

Manny might’ve been rough around the edges and called out scumbags for being scumbags. But he also helped out a lot in the community and had a code. He would never message a grieving woman privately to rub salt in her wounds. Manny wouldn’t want people to be nice to him just because he’s dead. He liked to battle, and wouldn’t have a problem with people who didn’t like him saying as much on the Hub. But this? Only a lowlife degenerate does something like that, and for that reason Randy Adams has earned permanent Turtleboy fame. Good luck getting a job at Newbury Comics bitch boi.


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53 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    June 16, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    Here’s what the judge says.

    Bring him into international waters on a fishing trip or whatever. someone should hit him in the head with a hatch. Take a K-BAR combat Marine knife and slice him so he bleeds.

    Dump him into international waters. Let nature have it’s way with him. He won’t drowned he’ll be eaten alive.

  • Miss Quincy Bay 1942
    June 14, 2019 at 1:04 am

    Maybe Randy was having a really bad day.
    What if we sent him memes of Manny. Beautiful 8 x 10 colored glossies of Manny with some of Mannys favorite sayings.
    “Are you scamming the system or too lazy to find a job?”
    “You crooked clown”
    “I will control your little minds”
    There must be a million more.
    Get them ready and make sure you DO NOT mail them in large quantities to:
    Ms Randolph Adams
    28 Lowe street # 1
    Quincy, MA 02169

  • Klancy
    June 13, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    BTW chode’s new address listing has him a half mile from me.
    Should I deliver puff pastries?

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 13, 2019 at 4:22 pm

    This deformed faggot should keep his mouth closed whenever there isn’t a cock in it

  • Todd
    June 13, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    This brought tears of joy to my eyes.
    I’m so happy, and you made it so easy for everyone to find these fuck chuckles. So nice, I like

  • Randy's gaping rectum
    June 13, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    Phaggots doing phaggot things, and during pride month too…

  • Wouldn't it be nice
    June 13, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    Marcus should go full domestic violence on him.

  • Randy is a lowlife bitch
    June 13, 2019 at 1:38 pm

    Randy Twinkbottom Cumdumpster Adams is and always has been a whiney little cunt.
    Right there is proof that you aren’t always what you eat.
    For this and many other times he’s been a complete douche, I’d love to knock him out but I don’t want my fist to catch his gay cooties.
    Also don’t want to catch a case for a hate crime because you KNOW he’ll have the HPD on speed dial.

  • Turdchomper
    June 13, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    I fund it hilarious that these fudge slurpers will post any hatred they choose, but if it happened to them they’d be the first to cry about homophobia and misogyny. I would tell these faggots to eat a dick, but that would be a reward for them so I wont go there.

  • marilu
    June 13, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    Wow who was this Manny guy? He’s awesome, he was just sayin what we all are thinking!

  • ncfoothillbilly
    June 13, 2019 at 11:14 am

    This guy is so gay that even his dick has a lisp…

  • Mr. Welk
    June 13, 2019 at 10:45 am

    Literally anyone can get a college degree. They pay for that. Duh. But they can’t make money. And for that they are angry. They know they’re useless, and they know everyone knows it. All day, they’ll look at other people online. And it stings. Cheers.

  • A little help
    June 13, 2019 at 10:10 am

    Randy looks like that awkward 10th grader that’s well into puberty but has still never shaved. Dude, it’s time to either give minoxidil a try or throw in the towel.

  • randiguy2006
    June 13, 2019 at 10:02 am

    “What I enjoyed most about the man was the fact that he said exactly what a lot of people were saying, but in an even more politically incorrect way than even we could ever dream.”

    So the trait you loved most about Manny is what you hate about this dude.

    Got it.

    And yeah post his address. That’s a great idea. Remove any moral high ground you might have.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 13, 2019 at 12:39 pm

      Hey there, Hypocrite.

      Any chance of a double helping of fucking right off?

    • Fahk yoo
      June 13, 2019 at 9:36 pm

      Big difference when Manny posted on the Hub versus this nibbler directly messaging the grieving family with that trash.
      But that doesn’t matter to you because you just post on here to be an insyphilated, runny cunt.

  • Marcus soggybottom
    June 13, 2019 at 9:58 am

    Jack and Jill
    Went up the hill
    To drink a bottle of brandy.

    Jack got a shock.
    And a mouthful of cock
    Cause Jill’s real name is Randy.

  • Dan Sullivan
    June 13, 2019 at 9:53 am

    Jack and Jill went up the hill
    So Jack could boost Jill’s mood
    He unzipped her fly And got poked in the eye
    Because Jill’s a fucking dude

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      June 13, 2019 at 10:48 am

      Yes. My poetry meme is taking off!!

      I shall be doing more “Limericks of the Day” in future.

  • Randy
    June 13, 2019 at 9:47 am

    to Marcus
    Roses are red, the sky is blue. Your face is where, i’ll shoot my goo.

  • Edgar Allen Poe
    June 13, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Nobody cares, What you have to say.
    Because when you’re a faggot, Your opinion is gay.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    June 13, 2019 at 9:28 am

    Another ‘tolerant’ shit-stabber…

  • Woman Adult Human Female
    June 13, 2019 at 9:08 am

    “Thank God we can’t reproduce”? Really? So tired of the gay community calling straight people ‘breeders’ as if that is all we do. Newsflash, you are definitely not a decent human being at all.

  • Hillary Cunton
    June 13, 2019 at 8:44 am

    There are no illegal aliens on welfare! C’mon!

  • Elmer Santiago
    June 13, 2019 at 8:38 am

    This is how this guy feels about Manny we will all love him to death no matter what yes he spoke the truth and a lot of people were butthurt over the truth the sky is a piece of shit and the only one who is going to rot in hell is you. Rest in peace Manny….

    • Michael Hunt
      Mike Hunt
      June 13, 2019 at 9:03 am

      “sky is a piece of shit ”
      I love talk-to-text!

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    June 13, 2019 at 8:11 am

    I hope these two get AIDS, if they don’t already have it.

  • bigdaddy
    June 13, 2019 at 6:55 am

    “thank god we cant reproduce” The only good thing that douche bag has ever said

  • Y
    June 12, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    I’m burning my God Loves Us More shirt. I can’t believe I was dumb enough to buy that. I’ll continue to subscribe, but maybe we check our attitude?

    • you not superman or anything
      June 13, 2019 at 12:59 am

      you have the bad attitude from burning your clothes just like your comic books husband! burn your underwear to you gay as freaks and stop eating all those Pringles making you fat

  • Weird as Fuck
    June 12, 2019 at 11:39 pm

    Is that a bull and raccoon tattooed on his chest… wtf?

    Fucking Fags ruin everything

  • Jeffrey Dahmer
    June 12, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    Seth Rogen’s fat and disturbingly disturbed homosexual double.

  • Lake Flaccid
    June 12, 2019 at 11:26 pm

    Hey Randy,
    Let it be known. Manny will be laughing as each and every load from your boyfriend’s pencil dick runs down your cheek. Have fun being an insecure bottom the rest of your shitty life.

  • George Zimmerman
    June 12, 2019 at 11:17 pm

    If those butt buddies were colored I would have greased them neighborhood watch style

  • Dashian
    June 12, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    I will personally punch him in his cum catchers if I ever run into him. #facks

  • Soy Tender
    June 12, 2019 at 10:05 pm

    A comic soyboy nut job who gives nut jobs wants to insult a real man to his widow? The soyboy has crossed a line and he can’t undo it…and we all know where he works and I urge you all not to visit him there…

  • He’s Special
    June 12, 2019 at 9:04 pm

    Randy looks like he took the shirt bus. And the long hog

  • John Holmes aka Johnny Wadd
    June 12, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    Randy honey come back to bed….

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    June 12, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    Happy Pride Month Randy and Marcus. Such a beautiful couple. You give our community so much texture.

    • Walt Ostrander
      June 12, 2019 at 9:45 pm

      As a pansexual, I find them stunning and brave for standing up to bigotry

      • Andrew Tamburello
        June 13, 2019 at 3:20 pm

        Jesus Christ your insight does not make a difference…you, Randy, and Marcus can get fudged!

      • Andrew Tamburello
        June 13, 2019 at 3:25 pm

        I’d be a bitter piece of shit too if I went to college and ended up at Newbury Comics, oh yea and was gay…

  • I Threw Up A Little
    June 12, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    That picture of the two in bed is revolting

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      June 12, 2019 at 8:56 pm

      I projectile vomited.

  • Y
    June 12, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    Common theme, MAGA ppl are against working their assess off so others can sit around and procreate all day while collecting Gov’t assistance.
    Butty boys are all pussies.
    Makes me like Manny even more (I wasn’t a Brockton Hub member).

  • Karma Bus
    Ratchetsaurous Rex
    June 12, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    Hope I see this flaming bag of shit amongst my travels. I knew someone would have something ignorant to say, but man did I not see a face like that coming

  • Dead George Michael
    June 12, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Would not.

  • Leone12
    June 12, 2019 at 7:27 pm

    I’m sure Marcus Adams will mark his Adam’s apple………with a gob of nut nectar.

  • Manny Moniz
    June 12, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    I’m up here laughing at this scumbag pickle puffer. Keep it coming poopy dart champion!

  • Disgusting
    June 12, 2019 at 7:10 pm


  • His Uncle
    June 12, 2019 at 7:05 pm

    Glad that college degree was so helpful. I have noticed that most of the employees at Newbury Comics are total douchebags who take themselves way too seriously
    What a disappointment he is to his family

  • His Dad
    June 12, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    What an asshole
    He is a complete bitch and his family must be so proud

  • Chin Macmanus
    June 12, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    Hahahaha I love this! I’m happy my meme made it into the blog! 🙂

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