Puddington Pubestache Can’t Believe Rayla Campbell Took Out A Restraining Order On Him After He Stalked And Sexually Harassed Her Multiple Times


This is Michael Picard from Connecticut.

He’s a cholesterol magnet, a bootleg Josh Abrams, and a First Amendment auditor who antagonizes people in public places to see if they’ll respect his right to free speech. He made the news in recent years after suing the Connecticut State Police and getting a $50K settlement when they violated his rights in 2015 by taking his camera a DUI check point. The ACLU defended him on that one. More recently he dressed like a pig to troll cops at a blue lives matter rally in West Roxbury.

As a free speech advocate I fully support everyone’s right to speak freely, and it sounds like the CT State Police were in the wrong, which is why they agreed to settle. But if you’re just harassing people for the fuck of it, then what’s the point? What are you trying to prove? That you can be a dick? Congrats, you can. The difference between me and ass wipes like this is I speak freely for a reason. I’m expressing controversial views that lots of people are thinking but most are afraid to say out loud.

Puddington Pubestache will troll anyone regardless of political affiliation, but he seems to like to go after Trump people the most. I have no problem with this in theory, but he clearly crosses lines as we will see. It all began two weeks ago when he started targeting Rayla Campbell, the chick running against Ayanna Pressley for Congress, who Monica Cannon-Grant accused of riding too much white penis. He showed up with his “Allah loves Trump” sign while standing on the American flag, hoping to trigger some Trump supporters. I personally would just ignore him, but according to Rayla he was targeting her and hit her with his cardboard sign, so she finally reached her breaking point, and snatched up the flag and sign.


If he really hit her with the sign then what she did was completely justified. If he didn’t, I would’ve done it differently because that’s the exact reaction he wanted, but it’s a fucking cardboard sign. He posted the edited video that shows her taking the flag, threw some pictures up of her on Facebook and his woke followers degraded her.

The next week he decided to stalk and harass Rayla again at a standout in Franklin. This time he brought his friend as a prop, who was “undercover” as a redneck Trump supporter, and their whole shtick is they pretend not to know each other while the redneck lobbies insults at Puddington Pubestache for being Muslim. Get it? Because Trump supporters are all rednecks who hate Muslims.

This time they were a lot more aggressive and sexual though:

  • They say that they’re there to gangbang Rayla
  • Repeatedly calls Rayla his best friend, says they’re together, follows her around as she walks away from him and tells him to get away from her, tells her he loves her, and asks her if they’re hanging out after this.
  • She asks him multiple times to leave her alone, and he refuses and keeps saying vulgar and sexual things about her.
  • Asks a white guy if he can hold hands with him and then asks if he wants to be the top or the bottom
  • Targets a gay black man, says he has things to do with him, says, “no means no until it means yes,” calls him sexy multiple times after the guy tells him to leave him alone, says he loves him and wants him, says he’s going to get him one day and will be married
  • Harasses a union guy and asks for his phone number so they can sext
  • He also starts shit with another black woman who had nothing to do with the rally, who he racially profiles by calling her a gang banger.
  • Follows them to their car, asks Rayla for a hug

Like I said, I respect free speech when there’s a purpose behind it. But this is just a fat virgin being a dickhead to other people because he can. There’s no purpose or value to it. And sexual harassment, which he’s guilty of multiple times in that video, is not free speech. The second she told him to leave her alone he should’ve stopped, but he persisted anyway. He specifically seemed to target the black people, particularly the black women, who he called harassed with racial insults and sexual innuendo. This is what happens in a world where people are afraid to get punched in the face. Call me old fashioned, but when you treat a woman like that you should expect to get popped in your fat ugly face.

At Turtleboy we expose people who are being assholes and hurting other innocent people. I’d never show up to a Biden rally and sexually harass people who were holding signs because they didn’t do anything wrong. But this whiny little cunt wants so badly to be a victim of speech suppression. The problem is cops know his deal by now so they don’t take his bait and he moves on to private citizens instead.

Anyway, this guy’s followers are whining like the little bitches that they are, complaining about that poor cardboard sign the woman he was sexually harassing took from him. The poor thing. There’s multiple Reddit threads victimizing the laardvark while tearing apart Rayla because she had the audacity to fight back. They’ve invaded the comment section of my interview with Rayla last week doing the same. They’re REALLY triggered about what she did to that cardboard sign that he went and retrieved anyway.

How will he ever replace that cardboard sign. Hopefully he’ll be OK. Thought and prayers.

Also, Rayla’s getting a restraining order against him and she’s suing him too.

I speak from experience when I say that the lawsuit probably won’t go anywhere, but she deserves that RO. Protesting her politics is what this country is built on. Following her around sexually harassing her multiple times after she repeatedly says no is grounds for an order. Have fun in court dude.


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82 Comment(s)
  • Kris20
    July 30, 2020 at 1:31 pm

    Looks like a severely overweight Pete Davidson

  • Anne Fetamean: like your DOC
    July 29, 2020 at 4:26 am

    It’s extremely ironic that you blogged about someone sexually harrasing a woman just like you did in Buffalo dont you think? It’s like this kid took every rule from your playbook minus the yayo you were banging in the bathroom every 5 minutes and it’s a little extra you yell that Bristol copies you and yet here you are with a auditor blog. The only difference there is she doesnt think twice about yo ass

    • Eat a bag of douches
      July 29, 2020 at 4:51 am

      Awwww looks like the fat virgin cunt showed up!!!! But buffalo!!!!!!

      Enjoy the short bus and finger painting with your mudring cock gobbler!

    • Lee Kingsnatch, PwC
      July 30, 2020 at 7:14 pm


      This is Lee Kingsnatch and I am a partner with PricewaterhouseCoopers (pwc). We are desperately seeking auditors and are impressed with your auditing abilities and talents and would absolutely love the chance to sit down with you. Please call me at your earliest convenience. My phone number is 800-382-5968

  • I'm Team Rayla, to hell with AP
    July 29, 2020 at 12:20 am

    TB, you need to give more exposure to his asshole, half a korean sidekick that larps as a hick f^ggot.
    His name is Steve Schafer, also a bum chum from CT. He likes to say shit like that gangbang stuff.
    He’s such a snitch pussy that he has two gopro cameras running.

    I was at the Randolph standout, knew who these two twats were beforehand.
    I was amazed at how gullible some folks are, not immediately dismissing hick boy when he started talking to them. Maybe they were being more sociable than gullible but this rumpranging queef was too over the top to be believable to most people.

    Rayla is a good person and deserved none of this. I know her and she is the real deal in how she lives and what she stands for, unlike AP who morphed into a completely racist douchasaurus once she got elected.
    I don’t think they were put up to it by that bald whore. They are independently obnoxious. Call themselves “anarcho-capitalists” and they state that they’ll fuck with left or right but admittedly shy away from events where the likelihood of them getting their asses beat is higher.

    Those two are lucky that the cops were there. Some of us were all set with throwing them a beating but they’re not worth catching a case over it.

    Mike and Steve, you better think twice about the next time you come around to fuck with people. I have your numbers, addresses, even a pic of your houses, one with your maroon troglodite-mobile in the driveway, mikey. Got that plate, too.
    I was more than happy to provide that info so you could get properly served, you little retarded roadkill looking trash panda fuckboi.

    Lastly, I don’t know for sure how it affects them in CT but in MA, if you get a RO, your guns go bye bye. Dwarf is a 2A supporter and armed. Should have considered that before pulling this shit, huh mikey? It might be a federal standard. This one time, I hope it is. Normally, I’m against any infringement but this ass is an exception.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      July 31, 2020 at 1:11 am

      If ordered by the court, the firearms surrender should go through. “Full faith and credit” and all….

  • Idgaf
    July 28, 2020 at 9:49 pm

    She is pathetic anyways . Who cares . She needs to back out now anyways

    • Guess what...
      July 29, 2020 at 11:35 pm

      Nobody gives even a half a fuck what you think, cunt.
      Go back to pulling that Monica beast’s crusty panties to the side and munching on that rotten roast beef she calls a pussy.

  • Bob Loebel
    July 28, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    I have it on good authority that Joshua Abrams is a snitch. Only reason he’s not currently in jail.

  • Guinea Geisha
    July 28, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    Please don’t sugarcoat the fact that this fat chooch is diabetic. Cuz he’ll just eat it.

  • North of the Border
    July 28, 2020 at 7:29 pm

    He probably is of the opinion more is better, but in his case the only more he could get were chins and pairs of chromosomes.

    Easy on the Golden Corral, dude. And gravy is not a food group.

  • Piggy the pedo
    July 28, 2020 at 6:15 pm

    What a disturbing little creature that is. He looks like he drives a Windstar and fucks his mom. I dont think he could get laid even from the hula hoop misfits.

  • Boe Jiden
    What in the name of Satan’s Creations
    July 28, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    It’s as if Jabba the Hut had an illegitimate child with a Jizz Mop

  • Mike Rowe
    July 28, 2020 at 4:07 pm

    Honk!! Honk!!

  • Short Bus Gus
    July 28, 2020 at 3:13 pm

    Imagine watching that video and feeling the need to comment on Rayla’s looks? That dude (?) looks like a caricature, it was so obvious I suspected it might Sacha Baron Cohen pulling some more of his special brand of bullshit.

    • Ayanna Pressley's husband
      July 29, 2020 at 8:33 pm

      Imagine having a wife that loves this country as much as she does and looks sexy as hell in an american flag dress? Everybody has a comment as well as everybody has flaws physically. However if I’m going home to her everyday, id say i was a lucky man.

  • Chip Striker
    July 28, 2020 at 2:27 pm

    When rereads like this go looking for trouble, give it to them.

    Give him a good beating. Only way he will stop.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    July 28, 2020 at 2:25 pm

    Wow. He really is fucking unattractive. I actually feel a little sorry for him looking like that. It must suck never being pursued or flirted with. Only problem is, he’s ugly on the inside too. He should bungee jump off a tall bridge minus the bungree.

  • Judge dread
    July 28, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    Well there goes my neighborhood- I saw two houses that have “hate has no home here” and “biden 2020” signs on their front yards. Hopefully it doesn’t spread. I particularly hate the “hate has no home here” signs. Having one of those on your front yard is like having a co-exist sticker on your Prius.

  • Matty the inbred PUG
    July 28, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    This guy reminds me of the fat fuck from full metal jacket. Only this guy failed at his attempt and forgot to take the blank out before he pulled the trigger.

    Fuck your fist,

    • Uninformed
      July 28, 2020 at 3:18 pm

      I apologize if this is a really stupid question but what does PUG mean?

      • Pugs
        July 29, 2020 at 6:59 am

        I do believe that “pug” stands for an actual Pug whose name appears to be Matty. Pugs are Very intelligent and Extremely opinionated. At least Matty seems to be a Republican.
        My Friend Mr.Pugelsworth is always stepping on the remote and Every time he puts on CNN or worst of all Msnbc

        • Matty the inbred PUG
          July 29, 2020 at 8:00 am

          PUG is Like you ya fucking retarded fuck!

          Fuck ya fist,


  • Orion
    July 28, 2020 at 12:32 pm

    Wow, I thought it was a fluke or just an unlucky picture at first… but the guy is seriously the ugliest, most retarded looking motherfucker ever.

    • GoldFinger up da azz
      July 28, 2020 at 1:17 pm

      He has been cast to play the next Bond Villain.

  • Gabrielle Pettway
    July 28, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    We gonna get paid yall.
    I love this man for spreading the false blm narrative that cops are the problem. Everyone is being forced to buy into the lie and dat means duckets for me yes yes yall. Black on white violent crime stats are thru the roof but dat dont msttet the blm lie is whats repeated. Police are good but dat dont matter because the blm lie is the only permissible phrase .
    I cant wait for my reparstion check yo. You white fools and useful idiots like da man in this here article are gonna get me paid big time.

  • BLM fucks all your wives
    July 28, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    “The flag should never be carried flat or horizontally, but always aloft and free. The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. … The flag should never be used as a covering for a ceiling.” 4 United States Code, Section 8.

    What makes that gap-toothed bitch any better? Wearing a dress with a U.S. flag print.

    I’ll wait for the pretzel logic that exempts her from mistreating the flag because she’s a Trump supporter….but “law and order” right? She’s breaking the law by wearing that dress.

    • Done with this shit
      July 28, 2020 at 12:47 pm

      So nothing about the blob standing on the flag, on the ground? Kinda selective in your indignation, don’t cha think? Let me guess- biden supporter?

    • Hate Dindus
      July 28, 2020 at 2:02 pm

      Name one black that respects the flag. I’ll wait.

      • Answer
        July 28, 2020 at 3:21 pm

        Rayla Campbell

    • Flea Bailey
      July 28, 2020 at 4:04 pm

      1) He was standing on the flag.
      2) She was wearing a dress with a design like the American flag on it. She wasn’t wearing the US flag.
      3) You’re a dippy cunt.

    • Shut yer cum catcha
      July 31, 2020 at 9:59 pm

      Go back to your air conditioned room in your mom’s mansion faggot

  • Done with this shit
    July 28, 2020 at 12:26 pm

    I’m thinking that blob is a failed abortion – a real human doesn’t look like that. I’d like to point out that this is another obvious attempt to harass and discredit Rayla Campbell. Pressley must be running scared, using these type of losers- first cannon grant, now this.thing. She must know she’s going down

  • Liberals Have Ruined This Country
    July 28, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    Blows my mind that people can paint this Dirty Sanchez-adorned meatsack as a victim.

    This is the kinda kid who ends up going on a shooting spree because he’s a permavirgin who’s never seen a snatch in real life.

    • Snarky Pete
      July 28, 2020 at 12:04 pm

      I bet he sees a gunt once a week when he showers

  • Norm
    July 28, 2020 at 11:34 am

    Like all woke-tards, Michael Picard from Connecticut is exploiting laws and Constitutional protections for selfish purposes. One can’t attack him, unless they’re willing to go the whole nine yards by destroying his audio/video equipment, which are additional crimes.

    The best way to get him would be to give him a taste of his own medicine: record him, follow him, annoy him, harass him, stalk him 24/7. Eventually the fat fuck will snap and either start crying or flip out and attack someone….and the cameras will be right there to record it. Hopefully Rayla is granted the RO.

    • Tb should be called TP for all the shit it posts now
      September 5, 2020 at 9:46 am

      Rayla lost her lawsuit and was denied a RO! He submitted his full video footage too. You also forgot to mention that when she tried to sue for NOT getting enough signatures (even though it was lowered and extended because of covid) she lost and referred to the judges as racists. Her entire platform eludes that systematic racism and racism don’t exist. Except when it’s convenient for her. Funny TB didn’t report that? Oh that’s right it doesn’t follow his obsessive right wing narrative. Which, is all that TB has become. Remember when TB was impartial and not so obnoxiously political only taking sides of the right wings no matter what.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    July 28, 2020 at 11:32 am

    This sweaty fish-lipped troglodyte skinner looks like Pete Davidson’s half brother who lived through his lobotomy. BTW I miss Dick Scratcher.

    • Lipstickhippie
      Lipstick Hippie
      July 28, 2020 at 6:03 pm

      WTF happened to Dick, anyway?

      • True Reality Speaks
        Finn's A Fake (& So Is Dick Grabber)
        July 28, 2020 at 7:47 pm

        He was a limey teenager (Finn) that probably got locked up or lost his computer privileges during the BLM rioting over in the UK. Good riddance.

    • Lipstickhippie
      July 28, 2020 at 6:17 pm

      It never ceases to amaze me that people are so willing to make complete asses of themselves just for attention. Fat stupid fuck.

  • Boe Jiden
    July 28, 2020 at 11:31 am

    Send this gelatinous statue back to Easter Island. Christ, It would have to bathe just to be a slob. Just a putrid presence of whatever the fuck it is.

  • My how ironic!
    July 28, 2020 at 11:22 am

    He dressed up as a pig. I think he could have skipped that unnecessary step.

  • JoeMomma
    July 28, 2020 at 11:15 am

    You must admit….

    He has guts.

    Not many would ever leave Mom’s basement if they looked like him.

    July 28, 2020 at 11:14 am

    What’s at stake in this next election? Well, if Joe Biden wins the presidency, then Elizabeth Warren will be the Attorney General. And then Picard will become part of the justice department Community Action Team..

  • Who Cares
    July 28, 2020 at 10:57 am

    I’d let this one go TB because this guy is a lot like you as being relentless about harassing people on account of he has absolutely nothing else to do in his life and he has a computer.
    Not to mention he has more followers than you do bro.

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    July 28, 2020 at 10:54 am

    This ass fuck has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      July 28, 2020 at 3:08 pm

      White privileged heterosexual knuckle dragging bible thumping Trumpain homophobic transphobic xenophobic anti-mask flag hugging right wing Christian male, you need to learn to be more tolerant of others!
      Try emulating Michael Picard. Now that’s a real man!

  • Tyrone Shoelaces
    July 28, 2020 at 10:46 am

    Constipated Pete Davidson needs to rinse them sphincters he calls his eyes with some Preparation H, yo…
    That is one creepy mo-fo right there.


  • Harvard is Trash
    July 28, 2020 at 10:43 am

    So the left are now using the obviously mentally ill to do their dirty work?! Nice people.

  • Dees nutz
    July 28, 2020 at 10:30 am

    he looks like the poster boy for pedophilia. seriously…

    BTW what happened to Josh Abrams? is he finally smoking a pole in jail?

  • It’s me
    July 28, 2020 at 10:29 am

    Lol I thought he was sorta funny in that five minute video

    July 28, 2020 at 10:09 am

    I’m a male and I lean right, support trump. I would not be afraid to take one for the team if the situation presented itself and that leads me to question. Why has no one laid his ass out on street??

    • Downvote if you love BLM!
      July 28, 2020 at 12:20 pm

      Because you all love to talk a big game and stay mad behind a computer but don’t do shit in real life. Pussy faggots.

      • Bernie Sanders
        July 28, 2020 at 12:49 pm

        Wow ,aren’t you the rebel!
        Get back to that Gloryhole faggot those dicks ain’t going to suck them self

      • True Reality Speaks
        You Sound Like Your a Jeremy or Some Other Gay Generation Loser Name
        July 28, 2020 at 7:40 pm

        As opposed to prancing around in black pajamas and masks with your mob of fellow irrelevant losers, beating up old people and acting like chicken shit punks on a day pass from the mental ward? You skinny jeans poseurs hiding behind bull dykes and goth misfits won’t do shit one-on-one, and just like your dead buddy found out in Texas the other night – faggots thinking your playing Halo on XBox are in for a rude awakening.

  • Kent Dorfman
    July 28, 2020 at 10:07 am

    I thought Flounder from animal house was dead

    • Dr Wu
      July 28, 2020 at 10:57 am

      How dare you defile Flounder!

      • Disco Inferno
        July 28, 2020 at 11:58 am

        Big difference. Not only did he actually lose weight, but the guy only pretended to be an alien species.

    • Dean Wormer
      July 28, 2020 at 12:33 pm

      Fat, drunk & stupid is no way to go through life son

  • Pathetic
    July 28, 2020 at 9:53 am

    If you have to explain how what you do is different than what this guys does, what you do isn’t all that different than what this guy does.

    “People need to get punched in the face!” – guy who makes something-sort-of-like-a-living trashing randos online and only venturing out of the basement if it’s a friendly crowd.

    • Bluto
      July 28, 2020 at 10:21 am

      You sound like you might need one of those punches in the face yourself, Tootsie. Maybe a good cry and a cuppa chamomile tea first, then a nice sock-a-roo?

      • Pathetic
        July 28, 2020 at 12:12 pm

        Perhaps. But notice you didnt say I was wrong about anything.

        • Bluto
          July 28, 2020 at 4:08 pm

          One doesn’t need to state the obvious.

          Have you had your herbal tea yet?

  • bigdaddy
    July 28, 2020 at 9:47 am

    This could be the biggest and dumbest piece if shit you have ever exposed

  • bill fleming
    July 28, 2020 at 9:40 am

    Why do fat fucks from Monica to Mikey continue to harass this poor women. Could it be on the orders from their their leader the congresswomen from the odd squad ?

  • Aghhh!!
    July 28, 2020 at 9:37 am

    He’s got Butt Hole eyes! 2 stinky balloon knots, right where his eyes should be!

  • moober
    July 28, 2020 at 9:34 am

    This loser is at least half retarded. He should be residing at the Fernald School in Waltham. Guaranteed when he was a little retard the short bus would pull up to his home to pick him up. Beep.. beep.

  • hartf811
    Georgy Malenkov
    July 28, 2020 at 9:27 am

    So, Liberalism is not a disease?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    July 28, 2020 at 9:26 am

    Now that’s a real man! Michael Picard just does it for me. Oh, to be young and single.

    • Chris Tranos
      July 28, 2020 at 6:36 pm

      you should give him a rimjob

  • Jean-Luc
    July 28, 2020 at 9:22 am

    I am in no way related to this faggot

    • The French Connection
      July 28, 2020 at 10:18 am

      It’s always one of them. What went wrong in that DNA?

      • Degen from Laval
        July 28, 2020 at 10:36 am

        Tabernac! Connard. Allez-vous faire un foutre!

  • Bluto
    July 28, 2020 at 9:20 am

    What this country needs to re-introduce is a good, ol’ fashioned punch in the mouth.

    In other news, I wish I lived in this woman’s district so I could vote for her. She has more brass than the entire MA Federal delegation, combined.

  • Ward Cleaver
    July 28, 2020 at 9:14 am

    Fat, dumb, and creepy is no way to go through life, son.

  • BLT great with Swiss Cheese
    July 28, 2020 at 9:09 am

    One of these days, somebody he harasses is going to snap and blow his fucking brains out. Not everyone is mentally stable, especially him, but catch someone on the end is f their rope, and BOOM!

    • Zombies Will Starve
      July 28, 2020 at 9:39 am

      What brains???

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 28, 2020 at 8:57 am

    So this fat mess goes around harassing black women and then calls Trump supporters racist? Interesting tactic.

    This dude might also be the ugliest mother fucker I have ever seen.

  • Juannita Broadderick
    July 28, 2020 at 8:52 am

    Who does he think he is??? Bill Clinton???

  • Greta Thundberg
    July 28, 2020 at 8:52 am

    When a fat white democrat SJW sexually harasses a woman of color.
    The only attention this lard ass can get is negative attention.
    The irony. How dare you!!!

  • Hugh Mungous
    July 28, 2020 at 8:40 am

    Is it too late for an abortion?Jeezus,what a fat slob

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