Pumpkin Spice Patrick Starts Bruins Stanley Cup Tickets GoFundMe For Negligent Amesbury Ratchet Parents Whose Daughter Died After They Never Reported Her Missing


I got a followup on the blog SSTG did yesterday about Chloe Ricard, the poor 13 year old girl who was dropped off dead at a Lawrence hospital, and the guttermuppet parents who pretended to give a shit about her now that she’s dead. So this poor girl ran away from home on a school night, the loving and caring parents did nothing to try to bring her home, and she ends up dead the next day. Everyone who knows her, including family, is alleging that Mom and Dad are abusive druggies and the kid was miserable and lashing out. Meanwhile Momma Hefalump is on TV shedding crocodile tears:

And Dad posts this on Facebook just hours after finding out the girl is dead.

I shit you not. A video about sexy Boston accents. And he was in rare form in the comments section too.

“I was born in Boston”

Tough guy.

Meanwhile he’s pulling this whole hardo routine, acting like he’s gonna track down the 40 something year old slugpump who dropped her off dead at the hospital.

“Turn the city of Lawrence upside down and find the fucking shit bag.”

We’re all real impressed fuckhead. Why didn’t you turn the city upside down when she was missing? Too busy posting Bruins memes I suppose.

As you can see, they were more into the Bruins than they were into their own kids.

Which is why some local well intentioned poopsmooch decided he was going to create a GFM for these deadbeats…..SO THEY COULD GO TO THE STANLEY CUP FINALS!!

Stick to romantic fall foliage pics bruh.

Yea, let’s give these assholes money to to the Bruins game on Monday. That’s the reward they should get for being negligent parents who couldn’t be bothered to look for their runaway daughter. A daughter who ran away from them because of their bang up parenting skills.

The same mother who signed into her Facebook page, AND her dead daughter’s Facebook page to talk shit to people rightfully pointing out her failures as a mother.

She deserves Stanley Cup tickets for sure. Ya know, because her kid is dead, largely because of her own failings.

Pumpkin Spice Patrick rightfully took a lot of shit for his thoughtless GFM and whined about it on Facebook.

You tried to help two deadbeats out whose kid is dead as a direct result of their failures as parents. That doesn’t make you a good person.

So he took it down and started a new one that’s still up:

Except they already have a GFM that has raised over $7,000, we have no idea if he’s even communicated with the deadbeats, and it’s also a really bad idea to give money to people who others have alleged have substance abuse issues.

Fuck off Pumpkin Spice Patrick.


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26 Comment(s)
  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    May 27, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    These people are whacked. All of em! Lawrence is a breeding ground for irresponsible shitbags. Drugs rule the lives of every fucking shitbag there. And Tall Deval, and El Calde Rivera stand in front of the TV cameras and try to tell us how wonderful it is there. It’s one of the boils on the backside of Massachusetts

  • Francis Sidebottom
    May 26, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    I am surprised good ole uncle turtle turd hasn’t used the term crutch fruit in regards to this dead crotch fruit , thank you Lawrence keep up the good wotk.

    Ps uncle turtle turd if you give up my I address i will release the videos of you

  • Annette Meyers
    May 26, 2019 at 2:13 am

    The family seems to have plenty of money to spend on drugs… Let them pay for her burial!!!

    I would not hand these losers one red cent! All they are going to do is bury her as cheaply as possible, so they can support their habits & vices, with the rest. If you really want to help bury this girl properly, YOU pay the Mortuary bill and don’t give these neglectful, drugged out, shit stains, anything! That’s what you have to do with Addicts! You cannot trust them with cash!

  • Dave
    May 25, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Pumpkin Spice Patrick is married to a mail order bride from the looks of it too

  • Ryan
    May 25, 2019 at 8:27 pm

    Go to Amesbury Squawks Facebook page and read the step fathers recent comments today! Unreal!

  • Its 10pm do you know where your kids are
    May 25, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    I cannot fathom how these two somehow think they are a victim here.. especially when they failed this little girl in everyway imaginable. She wasnt close to her mother and she absolutely hated her neighbor Jamie screwing drunk step father. Her life fell apart and her mother was too busy laying in bed eating klonipin like they’re tic tacs. I dont care if its a 6 yr old, 25 yr old, or 47 yr old man. That CHILD is dead due to her mothers neglect. Had she not been out on a school night, had she not been unaccounted for and not returned home for over 24 hours, and had mom gave a damn she would still be here. I love the nut riders suggesting these 2 Amesbury trash neglectful and abusive people did nothing wrong. I mean, there’s a huge list of what theyve done. Too bad now her survivor benefits from her father that passed wont be coming in anymore. Guess she wont be of use to her dear old mom now. Sick humans should have their testicles and uterys ripped out and fed to them!!
    Nothing but crack head child abusing losers.

  • Crispy C
    May 25, 2019 at 4:58 pm

    I bet they weren’t Bruins fans 10 years ago. They wouldn’t know Jason Allison from PJ Axelsson. They probably buy those dumb $5 shirts that say stupiid shit like “Lucic Fight Club” outside the Garden.

  • bigdaddy
    May 25, 2019 at 11:33 am

    – A” Lawrence man “has been arrested Carlos Rivera, 47 immigration status ? Lawrence has to be the biggest shithole in the country

    • bigdaddy
      May 25, 2019 at 11:41 am

      “Lawrence man”….thats Curtatonish for ‘illegal alien’

    • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
      May 25, 2019 at 2:03 pm

      I will not prosecute. You are a racist and dont understand his culture. In the meantime Washington Jefferson and the rest of white culture has to go.
      His coarse culture is more important than your civilized culture. Third World Here We Come Rroo Roo

    • A Man. No, A Spic
      May 25, 2019 at 2:07 pm

      The Dominican Republic of Lawrence

  • Bruins should ban these two for life!!!
    May 25, 2019 at 9:26 am

    A arrest has been made. They have not said who it was other than a 47 year old man who gave her drugs. I have a awful feeling her parents know more and haven’t said it. This world is full of sick fks. I have a 14 year old son and If something happened to him I would be dead myself. I would probably have to be admitted into a psych hospital. Last thing I’d be thinking of is the damn bruins. I bet the bruins players would want to smack the shit out of these two “parents.” If they seen them, just like 95% of the rest of us. Poor little girl would probably still be alive today, if people loved and took care of her properly. 13 year olds DO NOT belong riding in cars with “friends” and real parents keep their 13 year old daughter away from 47 year old men! Wtf!! This is such a sad story all around. And I can’t help but blame the parents for not being parents!

  • Crack Head Scumbags
    May 24, 2019 at 11:46 pm

    I mean he and Mama June have had four days to grieve? No? Maybe he can wear his Jonathan jersey and she can wear her Neely to the funeral? It would be a class touch before they go tear it up with some $20 beers, and cheer on B’s at Garden. Maybe celebrate a win with an all night crack binge back at their trailer? Who says good things don’t happen to good people?

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    May 24, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    I’ll never forget when my cousin died. My aunt and uncle could barely function and these fuck asses are acting like this! It would be unfortunate if they got a puck in the face

  • I can’t even...
    May 24, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    I just can’t get my head around this. Only one media outlet would have had the balls to shine the light on these people before a young girl died. The other outlets shame turtleboy and it’s followers then make the parents out to be victims after the worst case scenario plays out. That girl’s Facebook profile pic will haunt me forever. It makes me physically sick knowing that a 13 year old couldn’t even draw attention to her desperation with that.

  • R. K.
    May 24, 2019 at 9:46 pm

    I heard the stepdad likes massage parlors. I am starting a GFM to help him get an asian rub and tug.

  • Coke Binge
    May 24, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    I am giving them money to do whatever they want with

  • Give a Lib a Throatslit
    May 24, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    LOL dead crotch fruit

  • SS
    May 24, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    Can’t we just start lining up these
    Oh nevermind

  • MrSmiley
    May 24, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    I give it 2 weeks tops and someone will be in handcuffs. When you spell RIGHT, RITE? You need a beating to begin with.

    • John Fuglyotti
      May 24, 2019 at 9:21 pm

      Yeah rite

  • z
    May 24, 2019 at 7:17 pm

    Come on, moms still young enough to pop out another. Who knows when the Bruins make it the finals again?


    J.V. looks a bit like Aaron Rodgers in the pumpkin photo. I’m guessing that’s Danica Patrick off to the side.

  • Shelby
    May 24, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    There is nothing that is okay about any of this.

  • Anthony Grossi
    May 24, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    If my 13 year old died I’d either want to shoot myself or crawl into a hole for ten years. And they want to go to a Bruins game? These people are seriously bleeped up and should be locked up for child abuse or negligent homicide, at a minimum.

  • Well, No Shit
    May 24, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    For. Fuck’s. Sake.

    A young girl is dead, but the Bruins are the priority?

    When did this state devolve into Bizzaro World?

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