Quaranqueef Demands People Who Don’t Wear Masks Be Qualified As Terrorists, Wishes Slow And Painful Death To Vulnerable Family Members For Those Who Don’t Care About Saving Lives


The mask ban starts tomorrow, and I for one am looking forward to the first time some right cunt tries questioning me about why I don’t have one on, and I tell her that I’m asthmatic and she can go fuck herself. Let’s see what people are saying about this new edict in the most civilized place on earth – the Brockton Hub.

“I hope you catch the Rona, give it to someone vulnerable that you love, and have to watch them suffer and die a slow death.” – Woman who frequently virtue signals about the importance of saving lives via Facebook filter.

Elena Kelley is a South Boston SJW who couldn’t possibly be more terrible if she tried. She wanted the fakest, most fraudulent woman in the history of politics to become President.

She associates with the anti-semitic Women’s March.

And she wants people who go to the beach in Florida to be charged with a felony.

Praising the governor of New York, who’s wildly successful commie cold crisis plan has led to the deaths of over a third of all deaths nationally, while slamming the governors of Texas and Florida who have had a small fraction of New York’s casualties, seems misguided. If Team Lockdown had a face, this would be it.

These people have never, ever given a shit about human life. They want everyone who disagrees with them to either die or go to jail, and have felt this way long before the commie cold crisis. All of her doomsday whining about beaches in March never came to fruition, yet they still feel like the way we’re doing things is the way the rest of the country should, despite Massachusetts being third in the country in casualties.

Makes sense.

She also wants people who don’t wear pointless masks that do absolutely nothing, to be categorized as biological terrorists.

She’s done being “civil to petulant children.” Because everyone who disagrees with her is stupid, doesn’t like science, and wants old people to die. Trust her – she’s the smart one, even though she was completely wrong about Florida.

People like her are exactly the reason why I suddenly remembered that I’m asthmatic. Really looking forward to pissing assholes off starting tomorrow.


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85 Comment(s)
  • soxrock191
    May 11, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    Go huff some fucking lysol


  • Osiris
    May 6, 2020 at 11:36 am

    Elena Kelly….if the word “unattractive” needed a defining image, she’s your huckleberry.

  • randiguy2006
    May 6, 2020 at 10:48 am

    I don’t get how wishing people death on FB is bad…

    But doing here in comments is OK.

    • That's a tough question hmm
      May 6, 2020 at 11:30 am

      Probably because people on here don’t say they care and love all people followed by death wishes for others and their family, it’s just the death wishes here without the phony (i care more than you) disclaimer. While people on fb go on and on about how much they care and love all people and “hate has no home here” before wishing a slow death on others and their family for the crime of disagreeing about the wearing useless contaminated masks, gift cards or prostitution for fun and profit while collecting ebt.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 6, 2020 at 10:26 am

    Calorically challenged hogs like this beast should wear a mask 24/7. Maybe it will cut down on their food intake and they will lose a few pounds.

  • Reichsmarschall Karenkunt
    May 6, 2020 at 10:24 am

    Jawohl !

    For outstanding contributions to Karen rachetness, we have awarded Fräulein Kelley the infamous SS-Ehrenring, also known as the Totenkopfring, or skull ring as Heinrich Himmler liked to call it. We expect Fräulein Kelley to wear it at all times while executing her duties as a ratchet Karen.

    I would also like to announce after lengthy study we have determined that Elizabeth Warren fanatics have the most ideal ratchet traits we are looking for in a Karen recruit. Therefore, we have established a Karen recruiting post adjacent to the Warren political office located at the JFK Federal building in Boston.

    Heil Karen!

  • New boot goofin'
    May 6, 2020 at 10:17 am

    Facial coverings are shown to reduce respirtory droplets. I just don’t like the government telling me what to do. I wearing a helmet on my motorcycle because I have read the studies and seen they save lives same with a seat belt. I just don’t like the Government telling me what I have to do especially when that is by executive order and not a legislative body.

  • Judge dread
    May 6, 2020 at 10:11 am

    The constitution was created for times like these; times of civil crisis. There is no reason why we should surrender our civil inalienable rights because a governor says so.

    The constitution must NOT be forsaken or forgotten.

    • Muh Rights
      May 6, 2020 at 10:17 am

      Yeah but look at all the retards going around saying “if it saves one life it’s all worth it”. Have you stepped on a plane since 9/11?

      • Judge dread
        May 6, 2020 at 10:48 am

        Flying, just like driving, is a privilege not a right. I’m not a sovereign citizen so I don’t buy into their whole travel is a right bullshit. If you don’t like TSA groping your genitals then don’t fly.

        • Muh Other Rights
          May 6, 2020 at 11:04 am

          It was just an example. Let’s do firearms if you don’t like that analogy. Those are rights. Look at how those rights have been eroded over the past 20 years because of knee-jerk reactions. 99% of the knee jerk laws have done nothing to curb gun violence

          • Judge dread
            May 6, 2020 at 11:36 am

            I agree 100%

  • Frank
    May 6, 2020 at 9:55 am

    I got news for you if there is no end in sight to this we will all be considered domestic terrorists by our constitutional actions

    • Anal-olgy
      May 6, 2020 at 10:07 am

      Put a frog in boiling water and he jumps right out. Put a frog in room temperature water and he will stay as it heats up until he cooks himself.

  • ASD
    May 6, 2020 at 9:50 am

    Sorry, I don’t want to die for minimum wage.

  • Go Time
    May 6, 2020 at 9:44 am

    Got my order printed out my inhaler in my pocket and can’t wait to tell some fucking social justice warrior to fuck off when they say where is your mask fuck you

  • Silence Does Bad
    May 6, 2020 at 8:24 am

    When HIV and AIDs first made their presence known in the mid 80s, Homosexual men were told to not have sex, but somehow that was an extreme violation of their rights to have anal sex with 32 men a night in a bath house. The same extreme left progressives ( which by no means are they liberal ) attacked and blamed President Reagan for the spread of their disease. These same types were not happy with the disease until a decade later where they effectively got that virus blended into the national blood supply so we could all suffer their disease equally with them.

  • bill fleming
    May 6, 2020 at 7:21 am

    She should take a ride on the MBTA which is a mask free zone. Even the muggers and rubbers are not wearing masks and no one gives a crap except for the bums who are using the trains as a toilet.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      May 6, 2020 at 2:08 pm

      Why would a rubber wear a mask?

      They’re already a form of barrier protection from infection.


      • Noah Webstah
        May 6, 2020 at 2:52 pm

        Rubber….pronounced Rubbah….referring to a condom, a pejorative now frequently called a Douchebag.
        “Joey is a fuckin’ rubbah”

  • Creed-eyes wise open
    May 6, 2020 at 7:04 am

    The average age of people dying from the china virus is 81. This means half the people are older than 81. Think about that, the gov shut down the entire country so the old geriatric fucks can live a little bit longer. Father Time was already knocking at their door. Let the China virus take them and move on.

    • Save Social Security Now
      May 6, 2020 at 7:26 am

      Why wait for the Corona to kill them? I say round them up and euthanize them. They’re obviously suffering from being old.

      Think of all the money we’ll save in Social Security payments and medicare.

      • Under 65
        May 6, 2020 at 7:56 am

        Why are they restricting everybody? Quarantine everyone 65+ and let the rest of us continue on with life.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      May 6, 2020 at 10:26 am

      LOL You flunked math, didn’t you.

  • whatevuh
    May 6, 2020 at 6:53 am

    Listening to the radio yesterday, apparently some lady called into a local radio show and was really worried that people using leaf-blowers are blowing the virus all around now, and she was serious.

  • Psycho Killer qu'est-ce que
    May 6, 2020 at 5:49 am

    So why do you embrace liberalism, what is it that makes you a liberal?

    Elena Kelley:
    Well what’s special about liberals, it’s the fact we embrace everyone, we are tolerant and accepting and preach diversity and inclusion. We accept and live by the motto hate has no home here it’s what makes liberals better than the rest……hey wait, you’re not wearing a mask in the park!!!!! You fucking piece of shit murderer! I hope your whole family dies miserable deaths you nazi patriarchal trump scum! Die! Die!
    Ahem, excuse me what was the question again?

    • Dash RipRock
      May 6, 2020 at 7:46 am

      Hey Psycho, Best rant of the day.

  • BucketNutz
    Rethinking beliefs
    May 6, 2020 at 4:25 am

    Seeing Karenqueefs like this makes one wonder if maybe Islam IS right about women after all!?

  • Women are psychos
    May 6, 2020 at 2:17 am

    This virus is like catnip for liberal women. It’s bizarre.

  • CONN
    May 5, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    If mental illness needed a CEO…

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 5, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    a lot of pro-mask people are ugly, but they are also ugly with the mask on, so is there a correlation between pro-mask and ugly? then there are those who are Karen ugly, power mad and sanctimonious, can someone be ugly and Karen ugly and twice as pro-mask?

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      May 6, 2020 at 7:47 am

      There is definitely a correlation between cunty, ugly and masked. Report to follow.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        May 9, 2020 at 4:28 am

        I expect it on my desk first thing Monday morning.

  • vag sniffer
    May 5, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    I bet her vag smells like rancid yogurt and cat piss

  • More At 11
    May 5, 2020 at 10:53 pm

    A black Josh Abrhams busted at MGH filming nurses and doctors trying to do their jobs.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    May 5, 2020 at 9:25 pm

    I scratch my head and then rub my livers head and cant for the life of me figure out why people want an open and free society.
    I let violent criminals out of jail but want to fine people for not wearing ineffective masks.
    I get my check deposited every week why are people complaining about bills.lover do you know why. I am perplexed

    May 5, 2020 at 9:09 pm

    hope this worthless bitch gets cunt cancer

  • Charlie Burkha
    May 5, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    I’ll put the fucking mask on to walk in a store since its their place , not mine, fair enough. But I’ll be fucked sideways by monkeys before I’m forced to wear the goddamn thing on the sidewalk.
    Yes officer I have a medical condition and isn’t it funny that I have more right to tell you to piss off than you do a right to ask what my medical condition is…

    • derp derp im a rebel for not wearing a mask deeeerp
      May 5, 2020 at 11:03 pm

      and thats all the order says that you have to do, you god damn retarded dipshit. You wear it when your around people, like at stores, and you dont need to wear it when you’re not. its not a hard concept to grasp.

      And why not just wear one either way? you’re not proving anything to anyone by acting all defiant about wearing one. if it even helps reduce the spread by 1% why not just fucking do it? Its scary to think how many of you fucking morons are surrounded by us sane people in society.

      • Troll Toll
        May 6, 2020 at 9:25 am

        LMAO this week is going to be epic for trolling

  • Charlie Parker Shuts Things Down
    May 5, 2020 at 8:36 pm

    I am real good at shutting things like the economy down. I mean look how fast I shut down the court system in regards to my sons alleged sick sexual assault.
    I shut those allegedly legitimate charges right down.

  • Booker T and the MG’s
    May 5, 2020 at 8:19 pm

    Not that I don’t agree with all this Karen shaming , what I really want is some real journalism from this site . The guy who runs this is not beholden to the main stream media , liberal politicians or anyone else . He has the platform and the audience to send out the real truth . It’s time to take off the kid gloves and lay down the real truths about this government cover up .

  • Carlos
    May 5, 2020 at 8:16 pm

    She should hang out in Dorchester
    She could hook up with a negroe
    They’ll duck any white broad
    Even a fat disgusting douchebag like her

  • Philip Landry
    Robert Cratchett III
    May 5, 2020 at 7:54 pm

    Please put out an anti Karen t.b shirt we can all be proud of….these useful idiots must be shamed into letting individual choice rule the land as it has for low these last 250 years.

  • Aileen Wuornos doppelganger
    May 5, 2020 at 7:43 pm

    she sounds like a ray of sunshine! she sounds so concerned about saving lives yet it, yeah i said IT, just said she wishes he died a slow death. Not surprised she’s a pocahontas supporter.

    May 5, 2020 at 7:40 pm

    The only shower thought shes had is how she has not though about a shower in 6 months. Shes just using the Ronald as an excuse. that lysol is her shower!

    May 5, 2020 at 7:38 pm

    Am I the only one who noticed this CANT UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKER telling everyone else to stay home. while she takes her fuckbook filter picture in her car telling everyone else to stay the fuck home. You cant make this shit up! What a hero so brave so stunning so fucking retarded!

    P.s. if you hate MGTOW its because you have a wife that looks like her and she tells you that you can not like MGTOW. she also has your man pussy in her purse!

    • Shoresy
      May 6, 2020 at 9:28 am

      Hey Moo Cow, tell your mother to pick up some Jergen’s on the way over. I’m tired of my horn smelling like KFC grease when she’s through giving me a rusty trombone.

      • Bucky
        May 6, 2020 at 7:28 pm

        Give your balls a tug you t!t fugger

  • Not Surprised
    May 5, 2020 at 7:36 pm

    Women and Ginger women are predisposed to evil people have understood this for thousands of years.

  • JP
    May 5, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    When I see women like this on here I totally understand why Massachusetts has so many pickle parks and married guys on the DL. The liberal cucks with the skinny jeans and neatly trimmed beards were living a lie anyways just to be fair.

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 5, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    3 million Coronavirus cases worldwide and everyone wants to wear a mask. 1 million STDs reported every single day and nobody’s into wearing rubbers. What’s that tell us? Pussy is just that good. And dick might be even better.

    • West Warwick Trash
      May 6, 2020 at 7:53 am

      This is the most poignant thing I’ve ever read on this site.

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    May 5, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    Looking at this piglette makes me wonder where Maryellen Yikes is up to these days. I can only imagine that this cunt is mild compared to Yikes. I am not on Facebook, so can someone give me an update?

  • hartf811
    May 5, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    I blame the boys in her high school. Couldn’t just one of you dickwads have asked her to the prom, got her ginned up and tossed her a hard one so that she wouldn’t turn into the crusty cunt she is? You assholes!

  • Boe Jiden
    Protect yo’ self before yo’ wreck yo’ self
    May 5, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    Providing PPE to those who do not know how to use it in the first place is a recipe for disaster.
    People wearing gloves touching everything including their face. Cross contaminating everything in their path. Ineffective and clogged N95’s that wrap around the ear are counterfeit.
    Keeping surgical masks on down around the neck while using hands to move them up and down to effectively “protect”.
    Look at the ever increasing traffic and morons driving with masks and gloves on… By themselves.

    • magic mask n gloves i am a good person
      May 5, 2020 at 7:13 pm

      here let me pick a quarter up off the sidewalk but is ok cuz i got my gloves on now i’m in the store picking up different items then putting em back on the shelf. Oooh whats that a phone call let me pull my mask down and talk loudly on me cell. Scratchy my face ears and hair with my magic gloves then hook the mask elastic back round my ears.

      the mask ear loop elastics is so stretched out my entire nose is free and my most of my mouth but i’m a good person protecting myself and everyone else. now let me punch some numbers in the store check out machine sign my name on electronical screen with the attached pen then head over to atm to do some business. see how easy that was i wore the magic gloves and mask and didn’t get infected and i protected the entire country from the covid19. i am a big hero and very wise this needs to go up on fakebook machine twitters and ig machine showing what a good person i am cuz i am a hero. i bet some rich person i hollywoods will see my good deeds and give me a million dollars cuz i deserve it!

      • Boe Jiden
        Protect yo’ self
        May 5, 2020 at 7:26 pm

        Are our fearless leaders taking proper usage of PPE by the masses into the equation? The populous seems to have missed the class on it. When one is not schooled on the usage of proper protection and cross contamination it would seem wildly ineffective and counterintuitive.
        Wear masks and protect others… you’ll be fine.
        What a horrendous donkey show this has become.

  • Skank Fest
    May 5, 2020 at 6:34 pm

    The true nature of so many women is revealed Karens, CNAs, Nurses, Ratchet dcf moms. Most have shit for a personality and few have good looks or a good body these women have nothing to offer but misery relentless whining nagging misery.

    Why do men die before their wives? Because they want to.

  • Boston Irish
    Dapper O’Neil
    May 5, 2020 at 6:33 pm

    Geez what a nasty bitch

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 5, 2020 at 6:22 pm

    The Turtleboy is not asthmatic! I will personally see to it that he is charged with felony intent to cause harm if he doesn’t wear a mask! #Were All In This Togeher.

  • Bucky
    May 5, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    The other “hawt” chick is this ugly but on the inside

  • Renfroe
    May 5, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    This fat douchebag lives wearing the mask to cover her fat fucking face
    She looks like Chris Farley with tits

    • Dash RipRock
      May 6, 2020 at 7:54 am

      Don’t diss Chris Farley like that.

  • Kenneth Foley
    May 5, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    From her lips to my ass.
    What – TB’s not around ?

    I mean . . .
    From her lips, to TB’s ass.
    Thanks for volunteerin Unc.
    Way to take one for the team

  • Dumb Old Grunt
    May 5, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    Congratulations to the VA and State of MA! You’ve just achieved a record of infamy.
    Over 80 Veterans have now died of Covid-19 in the piss-poor Holyoke Soldier’s Home.
    73 US Servicemen died in the Hanoi Hilton

    • Another Dumb Old Grunt
      May 6, 2020 at 8:09 am

      The VA had nothing to do with what happened at the Holyoke Soldiers Home. Nope, all blame, every bit of it, rests solely with Charlie Fucking Baker and the piece of shit hack that he put in charge of the place. Sure, the VA sucks for the most part, but they have no responsibility for Baker’s shitshow.

      • Dumb Old Squid
        May 6, 2020 at 9:32 am

        That’s what happens when you put a Gyrene in charge.

  • Bobo Olsen
    May 5, 2020 at 5:54 pm

    The fat ugly cunt should use the Lysol spray on her disgusting snatch

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    May 5, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    Hope she gets stung by a Murder Hornet.

  • Captain Trips
    Another Useless Lazy Leftist Nutjob
    May 5, 2020 at 5:35 pm

    If “I’m a female, wear horn rim glasses, have never had a job, am upset that Bernie lost the nomination, and still live in mommy’s basement” had a face

  • Truth
    May 5, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    These Karens are as ugly on the outside as they are on the inside.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 5, 2020 at 5:54 pm

      I know, can you imagine having absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever? If you need an example, Elena is your girl!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Sleepy Creepy Quid Pro Quo Joe
    May 5, 2020 at 5:27 pm

    I want to smell her. Mmmmm.

  • Two bags please
    May 5, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    If I looked like her I would only leave the house wearing a mask, too.

    Actually she’s a two bagger.
    One for her, one for whoever goes with her.

  • Jimmy Savile
    May 5, 2020 at 5:18 pm

    Got that cray cray Amanda Sawyer look to her

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 5, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    I had no idea we’d have this many applications for the Mask Enforcement Police. Badges will have to do as we can’t supply enough uniforms.

    Enough of you fucktards. Enough of this hashtag stay home bullshit. Fuck off! I am done with you people! I hope you get the Wuhan Flu while staying at home wearing you dumbass stupid useless mask! Enough of the stupid ads “were all in this together”. Oh ya? So you took a pay cut as well? Screw you! We will continue to get sick, its life! Live it or if you can’t handle it than fine an exit ramp out and leave us alone!

  • Another Mask Nazi Exposed
    May 5, 2020 at 5:10 pm

    I live in southie. Guarantee shes one of the new white liberal hypocrite cunts who support black lives matter but move to southie because its all white.Please God let me see her so i can “discuss” why im not wearing a mask. Fat ugly cunt

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 5, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    I have seen multiple feminists use the term “I’m done being civil” and they all look the same. Fat pigs with adult acne and blue hair. You stopped being civil when you started pounding 8,000 calories and day and stopped shaving your pits.

    • Honky Tormentor
      May 6, 2020 at 12:34 am


  • Jim the Squirrel
    May 5, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    Good news, guys! Because of the COVID, she says my family and I can continue living in her hair rent-free!

  • Ratchet Rex
    May 5, 2020 at 4:24 pm

    Her face alone is a virus.

  • Turd Ferguson
    May 5, 2020 at 4:22 pm

    Looks like a spitting image of the smokers’ cough Karen I saw berating a Statie at the OpenUp rally at the statehouse yesterday demanding that those not wearing masks be arrested.

    To the trooper’s credit, he said that there was no crime committed. If there were, she’d be the first to go since her mask was protecting, at best, her chin

  • Lmao
    May 5, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    You’d have to leave the basement first.

  • He's Making a List...
    May 5, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Keep adding these cunts to the list. You cunts are going down first.

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