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Queefbag Attorney Calls Braintree Cops On Restaurant For Being Over 25% Capacity After Tipping Nothing

 

Update: Sean Downing was let go and no longer works for Keches Law Firm.

Got an email from a restaurant owner in Braintree called The Brewhouse and felt like sharing it because some assholes need to be publicly shamed.

My name is redacted, I own a restaurant in Braintree. This guy walked in to get takeout last night and called the police because we had more than 25% capacity. I’m struggling to stay in business and keep my family fed with a roof over their heads. Trying to keep my help employed. The Braintree police showed up and tried to tell my manager to get people out and they stayed in the bar.  The police have no authority to do this. This guy lives in my town and this is the crap that I deal with. I just renewed all my licenses and yet I can’t use them to the fullest.

Just look at this bootleg Howard Hamlin.

His face just screams douchebag.

Do you realize what a worthless, soulless piece of shit you have to be to narc on a restaurant that’s done nothing but sacrifice for the last 10 months, because you think they have the audacity to have over 25% of THEIR RESTAURANT filled with customers? These are the same people who pat themselves on the back because they ordered takeout one time and convinced themselves they did their part to save the economy. Meanwhile, guess how much he tipped?

Nothing. Of course.

Sean Downing has made his money representing healthcare companies and pharmacies, and used to work for Keches Law Group, which appears to be some sort of slip and fall conglomerate in Taunton.

They are currently under investigation by the Attorney General’s Office for accepting kickbacks from a shady pharmacy in return for sending 800 of their clients to the pharmacy to pick up pills that probably could easily lead to addiction.

Attorney General Maura Healey today filed a lawsuit alleging a Massachusetts law firm accepted tens of thousands of dollars in illegal kickbacks from a pharmacy in exchange for referring hundreds of its personal injury clients to the pharmacy. In a complaint filed in Suffolk Superior Court today, AG Healey alleges that Keches Law Group, P.C. engaged in unfair and deceptive acts under the state’s consumer protection law by accepting more than $90,000 in kickbacks from Injured Workers Pharmacy (IWP) in exchange for referring at least 800 clients to the pharmacy without disclosing its financial interest in the referrals or obtaining their clients’ informed consent.

“Lawyers in Massachusetts are expected to follow the law,” said AG Healey. “Clients should feel confident that they are getting unbiased advice from their lawyers, not being steered towards providers that are secretly paying for referrals.”

The AG’s Office began investigating Keches Law Group in connection with an investigation into IWP’s dispensing practices. The investigation into IWP resulted in an $11 million consent judgment resolving claims that the pharmacy violated the state’s consumer protection law by failing to implement adequate safeguards against unlawful and dangerous controlled substance dispensing and by paying kickbacks for new patient referrals.

According to the AG’s complaint, Keches entered a one-year “marketing agreement” with IWP in March 2017 that, on its face, purported that IWP would pay Keches $4,000 per month to link to IWP’s website and promote IWP’s pharmacy services. But internal emails show the true purpose of the monthly payments was to compensate Keches for referring at least 40 of its clients to IWP each month. The AG’s complaint further alleges that Keches and IWP agreed to a second unwritten arrangement in January 2018, pursuant to which IWP agreed to pay for Keches’ social events in exchange for referrals. IWP ultimately paid for Keches social events costing more than $74,000, including an X1 racing event, a yacht outing, and a nearly $24,000 holiday luncheon. Keches’ referrals under the 2017 and 2018 agreements generated more than $1.2 million in revenue for IWP.

The AG’s lawsuit seeks an order from the court permanently enjoining Keches from further violations of the consumer protection law, together with consumer restitution, civil penalties and attorneys’ fees and costs. 

Sean Downing’s contribution to society includes once working for a law firm that represents people in court who were injured, suing those responsible, taking their cut, and then sending them to the pharmacy that bribed them without disclosing this kickback to their clients. He adds nothing of value to the world, and if he died tomorrow there are no shortage of scummy lawyers who would gladly do his job for him

Meanwhile, The Brewhouse contributes greatly to the community. They’ve raised over $20K for a family who lost their home to a fire, held a fundraiser for a widow and her two children after their father died suddenly in 2014, they donate to police and fire causes every year, and pretty much any member of their community in need.

That’s what they do while Sean Downing sues people and calls the cops like the little bitch that he is because his punk ass is afraid of a virus.

Anyway, I’m glad to hear the cops didn’t do shit. Nor should they. Every restaurant should flagrantly ignore the non-existent laws which the police have no right to enforce, and people like Sean Downing should be named and shamed so that people will think twice about ever being this horrible in the future.

 

 

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90 Comment(s)
  • Cheap Ass Mother Fucker
    January 22, 2021 at 9:40 pm

    People are really that ignorant? “Don’t need to tip for takeout “. Well there isn’t a law that says you have to but what do you think the waitresses and bartenders that have lost all their tip money are doing? Takeout orders! Especially when Asshole attorneys that have plenty of money call on the capacity as they are trying to survive. It’s common sense and decency. Disgusted!

    • Kevin egan
      February 9, 2021 at 4:02 pm

      LMAO waiters are such low class they are as bad as the homeless who hold the doors at 7 11. Greedy little piggies who love to judge people based on their tips. Get a real job!

      • Sean spicier
        February 9, 2021 at 4:05 pm

        Waiters are PEOPLE TOO! They DESERVE AT LEAST 5$ PER ORDER. You know for sure that they pay taxes on that money and don’t spend it on cheap cocaine and booze!

  • Kyle D
    January 20, 2021 at 8:41 pm

    This was takeout. Tips are for table service. But yeah, shouldn’t call the police.

  • Bensonhurst
    January 19, 2021 at 10:57 pm

    Sean was my best bud in high school

    Very smart and popular

    And voted most likely to suck a big black cock

    Ahahahaha

  • DLFP
    January 19, 2021 at 10:20 pm

    2 dicks don’t make a right!

    • Gay Lentil Salad
      January 19, 2021 at 10:43 pm

      Two dicks usually make a left.

  • Scrootcho
    January 19, 2021 at 6:51 pm

    I grew up with Sean he’s not a bad guy

    His father used to beat him

    Especially the time his mother came home from work early and found out Sean skipped school when you found him in his bedroom sucking a negroe boys balls
    Wow was his old man pissed

    • Fweedom
      January 20, 2021 at 12:02 pm

      Dat girl was me

  • Beverly Graves
    Kim g
    January 19, 2021 at 4:54 pm

    Amazing what a douche canoe seriously i guess he is missing all the kickbacks since pain meds are near impossible to get at least in dirty jersey

  • Kenneth Foley
    bonedawgtuco
    January 19, 2021 at 4:44 pm

    These days
    I tip more
    Even at sub shops I try and give something if I have the cash
    Especially coins, that is a no brainer

    • Cheap
      January 19, 2021 at 11:00 pm

      Tipping with coins?

      You cheap cocksucker

      Throw a five in the jar

      They probably wipe their ass with your roll before making the sandwich

    • Nick “the slasher” Mcgurt
      January 20, 2021 at 9:10 am

      When shit first shut down I was tipping 20% when I was picking up take out and to the delivery driver. But then I realized the take out places are making a fucking killing, it’s the bars and sit down restaurants that are being hurt. All of you who thinking you are Jesus Christ because you are getting take out from a bar or sit down restaurant, you’re not….you are a fucking pussy. Go sit down and have a normal fucking meal at the restaurant or bar. Stop being scared of something that you have to get tested to know if you have it or not. Save the fucking drastic measures for Ebola or something that will actually kill you if you are not a fat, uncontrolled diabetic slob.

      • Baby CEO
        January 20, 2021 at 12:04 pm

        True dat

  • Faggot on Faggot Crime
    January 19, 2021 at 3:48 pm

    The Lawyer is a Dickhead for calling the Police for breaking 25% rule.

    The Owner of the Brewhouse is a bigger Dickhead for posting the zero tip picture. This cold be totally misleading and cash paid for tip. Takeout doesn’t deserve any tip as there is no service.

    Fuck the owner of this place keeping this going on social media. Some Faggot Lawyer calls the Cops about some fake rules you broke. You should of just moved on and laughed at the Faggot.
    You took a picture of his information and tried to tip shame him.
    I work around the corner and most of my work goes to this place.
    Fuck you im never stepping foot in there again. Maybe you would take a picture of my information because you thought I didn’t tip. Owner of this place is a Pussy and the Lawyer is a Faggot

    • Former Waiter
      January 19, 2021 at 4:11 pm

      If he did tip cash, why would the restaurant and the server that took his order want to lose a customer? Especially nowadays when the restaurant game is struggling. I used to work at a restaurant that also did takeout when I was younger. Dealing with takeout orders of course doesn’t take as much effort as waiting on a table. But it does take some effort. Depends on what it is they ordered. You do have to stop what you’re doing and answer the phone even if you’re busy, if their order comes with sides, you have to remember to ask them what sides they want, then remember to put everything they need in the takeout bag, napkins, utensils, salad dressing or sauces, etc. Then you have to ring them up when they get there. If I’m getting takeout, I usually tip 10%.

      • Death
        January 19, 2021 at 5:13 pm

        Do you tip mcdonalds counter help? If you answered the phone i doubt you were paid waiter pay. I agree that take out deserves zero tip. Waiters should be waiting tables, not washing dishes, not wrapping silverware, and not answering the phone. If your employer forces you to do so tgen go to the AG and file a complaint because your employer is knowingly breaking the law

        • Former Waiter
          January 19, 2021 at 10:55 pm

          Yes I was paid a waiter’s wage, at the time it was $2.50\hr. All waitstaff were responsible for answering the phone and taking takeout orders. Whoever was closest to the phone. No, I don’t tip McDonald’s counter help because they make like $15\hr.

      • Rte2tentrezident
        January 20, 2021 at 1:03 pm

        You are just a cheap fuck pretending to be a hard guy. The way restaurants and staff are hurting we adults have been tipping extra to try to help them out (the theme of this article). Meanwhile sneaky bitches aren’t tipping at all and trying to claim they don’t have to. You aren’t fooling anyone.

      • Rte2tentrezident
        January 20, 2021 at 1:04 pm

        You are just a cheap fuck pretending to be a hard guy. The way restaurants and staff are hurting we adults have been tipping extra to try to help them out (the theme of this article). Meanwhile sneaky bitches aren’t tipping at all and trying to claim they don’t have to. You aren’t fooling anyone.

  • Send Noodz
    January 19, 2021 at 3:16 pm

    Is it possible something happened during his dinner that was so bad that he refused to tip and even called the cops on the place because he was that pissed?
    Maybe a waiter grabbed his package or something?

    • Disgusted Turtle
      January 19, 2021 at 3:51 pm

      He got takeout.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    January 19, 2021 at 2:07 pm

    Interesting that you think it’s OK to ignore a law that says restaurants can’t operate over 25% capacity, but it’s not OK to park in a parking space with a blue wheelchair painted on it, even though there are no cripples around.

    Can you say “inconsistent”?

    • The angry taint
      January 19, 2021 at 3:16 pm

      Wtf are you babbling about? You got it backwards just like your name. THERE IS NO 25% CAPACITY LAW, however it is against the law to park in a handicapped space.

    • Liberace
      January 19, 2021 at 6:47 pm

      Nadia

      It’s also illegal for your mother to be sucking Cocks in the back seats of cars for money but I wouldn’t call the cops on her

  • david canole
    January 19, 2021 at 12:48 pm

    It’s not the servers and bartenders fault at the laws in Massachusetts and wherever I just screwed up he should get at least a minimum wage in tips or over and above for their good service. Don’t blame the helpful what the owner charges for food. You could always go to McDonald’s or Burger King.

  • When to tip, IMHO
    January 19, 2021 at 11:36 am

    If I go into the establishment to pick up my food, I do not tip. If someone has to walk it out to my car, I give them $2 or 3 bucks. Why would I give them 20%. They didn’t serve me or my family the meal. They took a 30 ft. walk to my car.

    That being said this guy is a D-Bag.

  • Dear Mr. Redacted...
    January 19, 2021 at 10:40 am

    I have to laugh at a restaurant owner complaining a server didn’t get tipped.

    Don’t like it? Then pay your staff a living fucking wage. Why must customers subsidize your business?

    And maybe the service sucked anyway. Or is tipping now compulsory no matter what??

  • Ol' Hair Plug Joe
    January 19, 2021 at 10:35 am

    I will be issuing my full time mask mandate tomorrow! I’ll put y’all back in chains!

  • Gary Zerola
    January 19, 2021 at 10:26 am

    No cash.I leave vaginal tips only.

    • bigdaddy
      bigdaddy
      January 19, 2021 at 12:41 pm

      I knew a rabbi that performed circumcision’s for free He only kept tips

  • Abe Vigodas Ghost
    January 19, 2021 at 10:18 am

    Drove by 2 different bar/restaurants in my Ma. town this weekend.Both way over 25%. It was a beautiful sight to see.Pretty much a well to do white town.Lots of white guilt and SJW’s floating around but I’ll take it because there are very few spear chuckers here. It beats Talbot ave.

    • Where Is The Tolerance
      January 19, 2021 at 11:53 am

      Talbot ave is a non welcoming part of the community.

      • The Jack In The Box Rapper From Waraq
        January 19, 2021 at 11:59 am

        Someone should dump a truckload of cyanide chicken wings in the middle of Talbot ave. Everyone eat up!

  • bigdaddy
    Charlie Baker
    January 19, 2021 at 10:05 am

    Shut up and wear your fucking masks

    • Stunt Penis
      January 19, 2021 at 10:08 am

      Is the 4th of July canceled again this year?

      • bigdaddy
        Charlie Baker
        January 19, 2021 at 11:05 am

        Yes and next year to just to play it safe

        • bigdaddy
          Karyn Polito
          January 19, 2021 at 11:07 am

          But not memorial day right

    • Gropey B.
      January 19, 2021 at 11:56 am

      Dad can I pull the mask down a wee bit because when I finger bang unsuspecting females on planes, I like to smell it like Joe

  • Independent Thinker
    January 19, 2021 at 10:04 am

    Severs and bartenders work hard and deserve to be tipped appropriately. That is how they make their money, and the business model seems to work well for those who offer outstanding customer service. Only a complete loser would stiff a server or bartender. And when you tip them, please give them cash, even if you use a credit card to pay the bill. They will really appreciate this.

    • Um, no
      January 19, 2021 at 10:43 am

      Fuck this bull shit. I have to pay $16 for a burger AND pay the salaries of their employees? What a scam. AND you want cash to avoid paying taxes? Yeah, no. I pay income taxes and you should too.

      • North of the Border
        January 19, 2021 at 9:54 pm

        Yo fuckstick, even when tips are in cash, they’re taxed. Even if you don’t tip, they get taxed, because it’s based on a percentage of sales, not just reported tips.

        You can thank Bubba Clinton for that one.

    • Spiciest sean
      February 9, 2021 at 4:09 pm

      I hope you get a real job. Maybe get educated too will help!

  • Slippin' Jimmy M.
    January 19, 2021 at 10:03 am

    Even his signature is asshole-ish – just a big “O”. Imagine going out of your way to call Police on that place because they might have had 10 people too many inside, what a guy….

  • Wrangler
    January 19, 2021 at 9:59 am

    I went to high school with Sean

    He was picked on because he was fat. And effeminate
    Now he wants to take his anger out on everyone

    Sean go home and let your negroe boyfriend fuck you up the ass fat boy

    • LeBron James
      January 19, 2021 at 10:03 am

      how dare u

  • Dog Faced Pony Soldier
    January 19, 2021 at 9:56 am

    I hope Harris has a plan

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      January 22, 2021 at 1:03 am

      She does.

      It is to replace Joe and be the first woman of whatever-she-is President.

  • Pizza T. Hut
    January 19, 2021 at 9:55 am

    Yet another story about a sleazy lawyer. Stop the presses!!

    Maybe you should create another site just dedicated to these assholes. God knows you’ll never run out of material.

  • Perry Mason
    January 19, 2021 at 9:48 am

    My wife is a lawyer, but if she ever met a lawyer who put “Esq.” after his name she’d laugh in the guy’s face.

    • Dr. Jill Biden
      January 19, 2021 at 10:13 am

      I know right? I hate posers.

  • Hunter
    January 19, 2021 at 9:35 am

    WAIT A MINUTE!!
    NOW you tell me I could have gotten my oxys through this guy instead of paying that Carribean island motherfucker tens times what they’re worth?
    It’s time to start stepping up, TB, I don’t need this info AFTER the fact!!

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 19, 2021 at 9:28 am

    The cops who enforce these tyrannical mandates are pieces of shit. Go shoot a nog and make yourselves useful you fucking faggots

    • J Lo
      January 19, 2021 at 9:39 am

      Where you been kid? Away for MLK weekend?Did you tip the Latina chambermaids? haha

      • Spic Tormentor
        January 19, 2021 at 12:54 pm

        Vacation weekend, me and the fam went to the Berkshires (whitest place in America) for MLK weekend. I couldnt get online though because my Mom took away our wifi, said we were spending way too much time on our phones. Overall it was a good vacation though, not a single nog in sight. Hope you had a great MLK weekend too brother!

        • The Common Man
          January 19, 2021 at 2:14 pm

          What kind of hot pockets?

          • Spic Tormentor
            January 19, 2021 at 2:32 pm

            The only kind that matters brother, pepperoni. Mom sprinkles some oregano on top too, comes out amazing. You would think you were in the North End.

  • John Wayne Gacy
    January 19, 2021 at 9:16 am

    david canole.If you need work I have a foundation that needs repointing.

  • Eddie
    January 19, 2021 at 9:16 am

    I went out on Saturday night to a restaurant. They were absolutely over 25%. Very busy. I thought it was great!

  • Harry Doyle
    January 19, 2021 at 8:43 am

    How did this fucking faggot know what the maximum capacity for this place was? How did he know they were over 25%??? Did he guess?? Fuck him and every other mask nazi, I hope they all die terrible and painful deaths.

    • david canole
      January 19, 2021 at 8:58 am

      Use your fingers and toes to figure what 25% is. Not that hard to do……want to make it more interesting and your little dick to it.

      • David
        January 19, 2021 at 9:13 am

        You are as cool as AIDS

    • What a D-Bag
      January 21, 2021 at 5:48 pm

      Basically the place is one big bar with a few tables. No waiters or waitresses, just bartenders. Pretty easy to eyeball the bar and know it’s over 25%. But it still makes the guy a douche.

  • vinny
    January 19, 2021 at 8:37 am

    The Defund the police movement has resulted in the creation of the mask police, the restaurant police, the kitchen police, the beach police and the trash police.

  • Larry
    January 19, 2021 at 7:33 am

    Not saying this asshole did but most of the time I tip with cash.

  • david canole
    January 19, 2021 at 7:25 am

    Rules are rules……not a good time to be pushing them

    • joe luke
      January 19, 2021 at 9:08 am

      Rules? They are mandates, not laws. We should push them by furloughing state workers then we would see all hell break loose.

  • WeRFucked
    January 19, 2021 at 6:54 am

    Demand to remove the blog coming in 3, 2, 1

    Lawsuit from said lawyer in 3, 2, 1,

  • Liawatha
    January 19, 2021 at 6:49 am

    Kudos to Mr. Downing for outing these rule shirkers! I’m glad he didn’t tip! I never tip.

  • Idiot
    January 19, 2021 at 4:00 am

    So this idiot eats in a place that is over the bullshit reduced capacity, doesn’t tip waitstaff who served him and then says the place was using alleged unsafe practices by being over the 25 percent capacity?

    Notice attorneys usually ask for retainer fees up front on significant cases. I guess because perhaps they know there are people who never intend to pay for service rendered. Like this fucking asshole.

  • Idgaf
    January 19, 2021 at 3:14 am

    This restaurant is the bomb and so is the owner! This pos can burn in hell along with Healy and Biden

  • Judge dread
    January 19, 2021 at 2:22 am

    After calling for unity, Supervisor Nathan Fletcher says the leaders of the Recall Newsom campaign are associated with Neo Nazis, white supremacists, and with right-wing militia groups.

    As a key figure in the Democrat Party in California and as an elected representative of San Diego County, Prof. Fletcher spoke at a Democrat Party virtual event, along with other prominent elected officials, where he made the following remarks — “The recall efforts led by Pro-Trump extremists seeks to undermine the Democratic process across our state. There is substantial evidence that those who are leading this recall effort are linked and associated with Neo Nazis, with white supremacists, with right wing militia groups, and we can’t stand for this.”

    I am sick and tired of these leftist call me names. I guess why 600k people moved out of cali.

    • Whitey McPaleface
      January 19, 2021 at 7:42 am

      White supremacy is a redundant phrase. I mean, it goes without saying.

      • Hu Fartted
        January 19, 2021 at 10:00 am

        White supremacist is just the 2021 version of the old neo Nazis. The left just changes the names after they keep referring to those who don’t agree with them as such. Just like the term “racist” has been so over used that no one pays attention to it anymore.

        • Judge dread
          January 19, 2021 at 11:23 am

          9 out of 10 at a klan rally are FBI informants or undercover FBI. Same with the militia groups. There are so few of these people that most of them are either a) prison gangs b) feds/informants c) useful idiots being entrapped by the feds.

          But the dems and the MSM commie media want you to think there are 80 million of them around every corner… What a bunch of dick shines.

  • Cam Neely
    January 19, 2021 at 1:59 am

    Did everyone have a nice MLK day?

    MCG says hello!

  • Judge dread
    January 19, 2021 at 1:46 am

    24 Shot, 6 Fatally, Across Chicago This Weekend.

  • mynameismud
    January 19, 2021 at 1:18 am

    Typical lawyer. I’ve met maybe 5 lawyers in my lifetime that I think are worth the fucking shoes they’re wearing. It’s really hard to decide who’s worse, an ambulance chasing POS or the DA/ADA that won’t charge criminals because they don’t think they’ll win. Meanwhile, the victim of the crime will never get justice.

  • North of the Border
    January 19, 2021 at 1:16 am

    Dipshit is a little behind the curve, as his his butt boy Parker. Haven’t they heard? Now that Chairman Xiden is about to take over, Cuomo, et al, are calling for removal of lockdowns–you know, what hasn’t fucking worked for the last 10 months. Where cases are higher than March/April, when this whole shitshow started.

    You’re so afraid of commie cold, bitch? Stay the fuck home. Better yet, spend all that blood money on rehab for the fuckers who ended up addicted due to your shady shit.

  • This Fuckboi...
    January 19, 2021 at 1:00 am

    He’s got the look of a litigious cunt.
    Give that “man” a throat punch.

    Q: Why don’t sharks eat lawyers?
    A: Professional courtesy.

    • david canole
      January 19, 2021 at 7:47 am

      And the MORONS will always spew their vomit

      • david canole
        January 19, 2021 at 7:49 am

        @North of the Border

  • Snoopy
    January 19, 2021 at 12:59 am

    I hope little bird shits on this guy’s BMW.

    • Guinea Geisha
      January 19, 2021 at 1:18 am

      I hope his wife puts beef bouillon cubes in his shower head. Then his scent will match his beef stick persona.

      • Joe Dirt
        January 19, 2021 at 10:03 am

        I have to admit that I didn’t see that line coming.

  • Milo
    January 19, 2021 at 12:52 am

    good job TB. this guy makes me kinda wish that AOC wins. steal this guy’s wealth and force him to work for slave wages.

  • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
    January 19, 2021 at 12:46 am

    What a cunt! (credit:Ray)

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    January 19, 2021 at 12:18 am

    Nice. This is classic neo fuderalism in play.

    The water cannons of justice and the mounted police.

    Isn’t it kinda of ironic they use water cannons on MLK day? These cannons can rip the bark off of a tree at 40′.

    • VP Spiro T Cheney
      January 19, 2021 at 12:19 am

      citizenfreepress dot com/breaking/meanwhile-in-amsterdam/

    • Fuderalism?
      January 20, 2021 at 11:20 pm

      Is that like feudalism?
      Asking for a friend named Webster.

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