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Oh lawdy, this is a good one so buckle up y’all! I’d like you all to meet Dineen Zanga, who also goes by Dineen Ludwig. She’s a friggin clown.
A literal clown. She’s also a contortionist which sounds interesting. What’s really interesting is how you can find her at concerts, convention and buying loads of shit she doesn’t need and won’t sell while begging for people to donate to a very misleading GoFundMe:
That sounds like a really sad story. She wicked doesn’t want to sleep in her car because it wouldn’t be good for her two kids, one of which has special needs, but would move into and stay in a slum apartment with the until they were kicked out. She also stated that she can’t go to a shelter because of her son’s disability, because homeless shelters are known for not taking in people with disabilities. Not that you should ever raise a kid in a shelter. Seriously, if you have children and you’re living in a shelter with them you suck as a parent and should probably just give up right the fuck now.
Generally, when people are in a situation like this, they withhold rent until the landlord fixes the issue. You live in Massachusetts, you have more rights as a renter than the landlord does, and as a mother it is your responsibility to make sure your children aren’t living in a rat infested, dilapidated shit shack. That requires work though, so she was like “Fuck it.” and started a GFM, again. Nope, obviously not her first rodeo:
She started a GFM to get a service dog for her 3-year-old son who has autism. Now, there’s nothing wrong with wanting that for your child, but there are several red flags here. The first being that she noted how she “found a friend with a puppy that will be ready to come home to him for Christmas”. So the dog comes with all the shots and paper work, so why does she need the money? Oh, here’s a GFM that would explain that except when you click on it, you find the campaign was taken down.
There’s the second red flag, she’s using her kids to pimp the GFM. In the first one I couldn’t post the full GoFundMe because it was just a picture of her son. Here’s the thing: If you need a GFM to do anything with an animal, you shouldn’t have an animal. If you need other people to give you their hard-earned cash to properly care for and train a service dog, how the hell are you going to feed him? What happens is he needs to go to the vet? Oh wait, you’ll just set up another GoFundMe to take care of that.
The third reg flag is the grand she’s asking for. That’s not how much it is to train a service dog, in fact, it costs much more than that. Might want to research your scam before you get to it, hon. You could’ve made a lot more money:
Also, I was informed by a source close to her that the dog was never trained. So…where’s the money from that?
Here’s the forth red flag. If you have to defend yourself in the comments section of your GoFundMe then you’re probably doing it wrong:
“You don’t like th choice I was left with”…NO, the way you’re living with your two kids, dog and no man is absolutely a choice, one that YOU made. You qualify for every form of assistance out there. There is no excuse for what’s going on right now, and for has been going on with your children living in a vermin filled, decrepit apartment that I wouldn’t keep a pet rock in. You’re going to move your kids and dog into a hotel room and then what? Start a GFM to get another apartment!? Adults make plans, they think ahead, they make sure they know the next step so they don’t end up living on the streets or cramming 3 people and a dog into a hotel room.Adults don’t spend all their cash on piercings, hair dye and ink and end up fucked because they can’t provide for their children.
“Strange and unusual” Nah, you’re a basic bitch who looks like she got dragged through a Crayola factory.
OK, now that we’ve established that this chick is a loser, I have some questions. If you can’t afford a decent place to live with your kids and service dog, what are you spending your money on?
I could be wrong, but that look a lot like someone drawing a tattoo stencil freehand on to her leg. Or she could just be at another convention:
Yikes, Insta sold you out by posting this to your FB page the day before you set up your latest GoFraudMe. Bummer.
Nice fangs and disgusting contacts, creature of the fright. As you can see, she’s fully inked up…but I’m sure those are ALL old tattoos. ALL of them, from when she had money.
This picture was posted 20 hours ago. Bitch, you’re living in a knock off crack den and you’re about to be homeless, but you have the $30 to dye your hair…immediately after you shared your GFM on your Facebook page? Wow.
I don’t know why she can’t make money as a literal clown or contortionist, though. She seems good at it:
I heard Sweaty Betty’s is hiring, so you might want to check it out with your skill set. I mean…You’re already halfway there.
The saddest part is that she even got her mother in on the GFM action. Of course there’s a picture of the kids thrown in there. It’s named “Avoid Homelessness For MY GRANDCHILDREN” No, didn’t have a stroke midway through the sentence, I just wrote it how she did.The strange thing is that Ma Dukes and Mean Dineen live together. That’s right, instead of just 3 people and a dog, it’ll be 4 people and a dog shoved into a hotel room. How the fuck two grown ass people can’t come up with enough money or benefits between them to cover the cost of living? These two are both equally responsible for the extraordinary bullshit that is happening to these kids right now.
Hey, everybody hits hard times at some point in their life. Responsible people take the necessary steps to not end up in a situation like this. When you have children, that responsibility become greater than yourself. You have to do everything you can to avoid living in a motel or on the street and that means sacrifice, even small ones like dying your hair. Every. Cent. Counts.
So it’s confusing to see shit like this post from last year:
And to find that you’re in this “position” now. I don’t buy it, and neither does anyone else. I feel like she’s been in worse positions before:
Definitely a shoe in at Sweaty Betty’s.
Read this, too funny, takes one to know one.
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You missed the GFM for her mother’s breast cancer. Not only did the $ disappear but so did the cancer…
Not to mention the bills she is STILL accumulating and opening in a buddies name from 6+ years ago when they lived together.
She’s a user and scammer. No question.
Coming from an overweight beast that has dentures at 30 and a recyled marriage proposal to someone just settling. Get a real job yourself instead of trailer trash jewlz and being a mall bunny.
I worked with this girl at bertuccis… you are def missing quite a few go fund me’s, she had one for a new tattoo among others she used to brag about at work; I cringe when I see her ‘help me I’m poor’ posts on fb because it is such a scam! So glad someone is calling her out on her BS
Crazy as fuck, unbalanced “performance artist” wouldn’t be surprised if somebody like that has sex for money or buys and sells drugs. Who is her boss… Johnny Horror Show… WTF?? How many bodies has he buried across the country. Anyone in her bizarre posse should be arrested and institutionalized with her.
She must be a ginger.
Holy Hannah! This TBS article is on fire!
I haven’t seen so many friends of the protagonist come and try to defend them in the comments like this.
This is what TBS does, calls out shady/ratchet/seedy behavior of “public citizens”. It’s a great infotainment source.
Don’t like it, “don’t” come.
And especially “don’t” defend yourself/friend.
Comments add fuel to the funny fire.
Your slacking Turtle, should have dug a little deeper… believe you missed a couple more gonfund me. One for car repairs and one for a tatoo for her bday. Yet she has been to Disney atleast 2 times in the last 4 years.
The amount of different GoFundme pages started by this clown screams scam. Anyone donating money to this clam sham is a fool.
Her facebook pages (yes more than one) reek of faux desperation, while she clowns around literally.
Im surprised no one has pointed out her “contourtions are low level jacked up yoga poses … I’ve seen better contourtionism from a stick hahahaha …
Nice job getting the whole story. No wonder you got shut down by fb. Good luck trying to make ends meet making trash articles.
REPORT this queef to the IRS for GoFundme scams. The IRS awards whistle-blowers 15% of the judgement.
Whether illegal or not, the IRS ALWAYS finds the truth.
Uhhh. This person works those conventions and gets paid to do makeup and acting for haunts and whatnot. I also work a booth and have seen her working every show. She’s a really nice person and I think this article is misleading
So let’s see… in order to get clicks on your lame ass tenth grade circle-jerk of a website, you guys went after a woman who already went through the whole “withhold rent and take your landlord to court” ordeal that you mocked her about. You took shots at her for going to cons when one of several jobs she works to support her children is working con events as part of the event staff. You took shots at her appearance because apparently clown makeup makes you super upset or something. And you trotted out the ol’ tried and true “how dare you spend money on anything to make you happy while you’re financially struggling” trope.
Weak. How old are you, twelve?
People make mistakes and bad decisions. Some people have to ask their friends for help in difficult circumstances. Standing around going “HA HA” and high-fiveing yourself over it says more about your complete lack of character than hers.
By the way, since y’all think you’re just, like, the smartest ever. Do yourselves a favor and look up the laws on the books for defamation of character. Might come in handy for you real soon, judging from the content of your “sports” blog.
Its funny how u all are bashing Dineen for trying to raise money to help her situation. When ur all on this stupid fucked up site that if you keep scrolling its running off of donations made to detsroys peoples self esteem. Keep scrolling down this Turtleboy is looking for donations as well and is jealous that this mother is getting the funds he would love to have.
There is a difference between free speech and slanderous material. “Smut media” to call it plainly.
Lets be honest and call it what it is:
This is an “article” to bring attention to your small media page.
In no way are you making a difference in the community or giving insight into truly relevant material that could help others.
In short, you are standing on someone’s shoulders and calling yourself tall.
If this was true journalism, this would be an expose on gofund me scams in general, not a “witch hunt” on one specific person – especially with no collaborating evidence to support any claim.
This is not journalism.
This is not free press.
This is harassment disguised as a article – plain and simple. It even looks like a smear tactic or grudge by the writer of said article.
Btw, was permission for the screen captures of the family, friends,etc. authorized by said parties? That is a very grey line you are bordering on in regards to privacy, or plain common decency.
Facebook carries a no tolerance policy when it comes to this form of harassment and bullying – which I assume the material/photographs were taken from . I wouldn’t be surprise that Facebook hasn’t been contacted already.
Also, administering harassment and slander toward a family that has a special needs child, I wonder how authorities will handle this situation?
Well, I definitely know one thing, that definitely would be news.
You have ZERO expectation of privacy in PUBLIC.
She is an attention whore and makes all her posts public, leaving it LEGAL for public opinions.
Wow you’re really going to sit here and bash someone you know absolutely NOTHING about??? And you disgusting people commenting, you’re just going to believe all the bullshit lies this dude has in place for you??? I don’t know who’s worse The one thing I do know is that Dineen is the most caring and loving mother to her kids. She is doing EVERYTHING she can to ensure their health and safety. You coming at for her actions outside of her control is disgusting and I hope you rot in hell for it. Karma is real people, and I hope it bites you in the ass
I know this woman and if you have time to bash someone else that is going threw shit that you have no idea then you are a scum and have nothing else better to do in your damn life. That’s what you call a bully. And you finding “close resources” probably isn’t true because you have no idea what this amazing woman is going through with her two beautiful children.she is an amazing, most honest and beautiful woman I have met. You sir are just an asshole picking on someone for their struggles to make yourself look better behind a screen. So clearly you don’t know this woman that people around her do. Also it you don’t take this down I will press charges on your ass for harrasment and a whole lot of other shit I see in here. Dineen we love you honey no matter what, unfortunately it’s only going to be hard before it gets better mama.
Go back to your safe space, you vile twat!
Wow….You know nothing about her. What facts have you looked up? Guess you did not fact check that her fangs,makeup,and Contacts were part of where she works. She did not pay for them and she works hard every way for her kids. Showing any pics of her kids even blurry is wrong. I would look into things before posting SLANDER up!
Let’s see a photo of the brave soul that knocked her up, Stevie Wonder must have better eyesight than him.
The poor bloke was clearly inebriated and aiming for the rusty starfish on this one and missed horribly, twice.
Hey turtleboy, you got to work options here. Either stop your bullshit slander and pull this off your website because it’s actually all bullshit lies, or I will press charges for slander and harassment. You don’t know my life clearly! Let’s start off with the first thing here that’s you are accusing me of using my children to gain money, not happening! I would never use my kids for ANYTHING! Second I do not spend money on conventions… I WORK THEM! Yeah, it’s actually my job! I work for a gentleman by the name of Horror Show Jack, so if you would like go ahead and find his Facebook as, go ahead, I’ll wait… oh btw the way he is the first of MANY who can verify my situation… I mean I have photos, videos, court documebts from me taking my landlord to court of hazardously conditions… but you let me know first what Jack says about me getting paid to be at conventions. Third, the face paint money squandering you accuse me of, yup, another JOB! Hence the character you so wonderfully posted… I get paid to be that character as well as others, it’s called professional cosplaying, look that up too by the way. Outside of that I am also a manager and makeup artist at a large haunted attraction so my makeup… not paid for by me… sorry to burst that bubble. And let’s talk about my hair dye, you know it’s funny because I’m having deja bu right now… oh yeah, yet another job except this one I no longer have because they were awful to work for, but I worked at a beauty supply store and when sales hit combined with my employee discount dropped the price of hair color to just 19 cents a tube you bet your ass I bought a shit ton of it. So yeah I got a great little stock pile going and sometimes… hold on to your seat now… I OFFER CUTS AND COLORS TO FRIENDS FOR CHEAP WHEN THEY ARE STRUGGLING! Want a list because I got one! Next! My sons dog, the one that you talke shit about… yeah he is fully certified with MY MONEY! Why? Because know it all, pompous, ignorant people like you… well just one actually. See, when even one person said something even remotely close to accusing me of a tiny portion of what you just did I pulled the fundraiser for HALF THE COST of Oogies training because I never want people to think I am scamming. But clearly ignorance tears it’s ugly head again. Now on to the final topic here before I screen shot this and walk to the police station… you don’t personally know me, in fact all you people commenting… don’t know me! I mean I’ll gladly invite anyone to message me for every last photo, video, and failed housing inspection I have for this place, but be prepared it’s not a small amount! Shit I’ll actually be doing a live feed today as I leave the house or horrors I described. So unless you know me, or read ANYTHING I post talking about my jobs working conventions and the haunted house, don’t talk shit… all you are doing is hurting my kids, they need the roof over their heads, they need to be safe, they should not suffer for a piece of shit landlord or a piece of shit fake journalist reporting, and I use that term loosely, absolute crap! You got 1 hour to pull this because after that, you’ll have serious actions taken against you…. don’t poke this mama bear dude, it isn’t wise.
Hey scumbag ladie … If the apartment was so nasty and unsafe why would you move your children in there in the first place .. Oh wait I know becaise you knew you would be withholding rent and get to live for free for 2 years … Its scum like you that make it impossible to find a decent landlord because they have to raise rents so high to offset the cost of people like you scamming them and withholding tge rent so your only hurting other honest renters that actially pay thier rent cunt!!! Second you are using your kids for making money cuz if you werent ypu wouldnt be blasting tgier pictures all over your bullshit go fund mes… Second what the hell did you waste your 2 years worth of rent you didnt have to pay ??? By my calculations 2 years pf rent would mean you shpuld have a minimum of $24,000.00 saved up in your non exsistant bank account and tgats basing rent on only $1000.00 a month which im sure it was probably even higher than that.. Ypu scammed your slum lord, you scam the internet … Put yoyr big girl undies on and tale care of your own .. This coming from a single mom of 3 that had to leave a domestic violemce sotuation with nothong but my kids and a bag of clothes … You give single mothers a bad name !!!
I know this lady personally and that dog is not trained all ot does is bark and whine its toes to a door knob and neglected she neglects her children and her mother takes full care of her two children and that dog … it’s always something with this girl she spends all her money on bullshit like you said everything is true lol she smokes two packs a day and buys large coffees all day
Lady, you are a literal fucking clown. You seem to have a pretty shitty internet lawyer, since slander is spoken and LIBEL is written. This, however, is neither. And you’re just a diabetes-ridden slug pump with a fake GFM.
You vile Twat!
Let me guess, you have a degree in gender studies and that is why you can only find job as a clown.
It all makes sense now…
What a trainwreck! “Deja bu” and “ignorance tears its ugly head” who the hell raised you nitwit. I caught the biggest thing that not one person has said anything about. She lives in section 8 housing, did anyone catch that? She has to wait for inspection, which takes around 2 weeks, so she only pats a small portion of the rent if any at all. Normal renters dont have to wait for the state to send inspectors out to any rental, but those on section 8 do have to have everything inspected to make sure the funds arent wasted, but with people like this ratchet clown residing in them, the places always end up trashed and destroyed, being the daughter of a landlord that allowed renters to use section 8 at one point. The messes we had to clean up, it was indescribable, trash, diapers, old food, junk, bed bugs, and the roaches, holy hell how do you people feel safe living with a house full of vermin?!? My father did this for a few years and it ended up costing him hundreds of thousands in repairs to houses, way more than the state pays for rent. Shes nothing but trash and shes raised by trash and her kids will be trash because she cant seem to pull her self entitled head out of her ass long enough to parent her children or pay her bills like us normal people. I guess she doesnt realize that most people that go to conventions only do it during the convention, they are normal outside of them and dont spend their lives being leeches like this chick.
This is a very sick person.
We all have one of these that we are supporting with our tax money. Keep voting Lib.
We need to bring class the draft and this shit will end in 3-6 months.
Once again TBS page is miserable to navigate with one narrow scroll of a story down the middle of a jerky, jumping, redirecting page. NEXT STORY, click traps and expanding adds, close X’s that move around. Typically you want to make it EASY for customers to use your business, not harder for them. A world of entertainment is just a click away, no reason to deal with this.
Has lesbian written all over that.
I just queefed.
I have been saving for over a year to go to a supernatural convention and this bitch gets go fund me to pay for it.
Just to get your picture taken with one of the cast cost a few hundred. Never mind anything else that goes with it. Wtf
She works at the convention….
It’s her fucking job dumbass, she’s PAID to be there
Breaking news mashmanuts police chief says cops should of broke off chase when the shitstain floored it. Well give that man a prize. #mcainmighthavekilled149sailorsin1967.But his dad was a politician. So white wash the whole thing and drop daisies on the slants.
Pretty fucked up priorities
I see it a lot unfortunately
What a shitty excuse for a human being, much less a mother.