Reader Email: Pat Mahomes’ Stupid Brother And Attention Seeking Girlfriend Lied About Being Harassed And Moved By Patriots Fans


We’ve got a follow up on yesterday’s story about Pat Mahomes’ stupid girlfriend whining that she had to be moved by security because Patriots fans were mean to her during the Chiefs “win” at Gillette, which the refs literally handed to them.

This chick might be the most self-important waste of space I’ve ever encountered. And I gotta be honest – I think less of Patrick Mahomes because of her. She’s good looking I suppose, but he’s one of the best in the NFL. She should really be much hotter. And her over the top personality writing checks her ass can’t cash should be the last straw for Mahomes. What a loser.

Well, we got an email from a turtle rider who was sitting near them at the game. Here’s what they tell us:

They were sitting right next to me in club section 29 row 7.  It all started when he wouldn’t sit down and it started to piss people off.  There was no harrassment and no out of control drunk Patriot’s fans.

The club seats are those red seats on both sides of the field that are above the 100’s but below the 300’s.

They’re prime seating and you can go inside and drink and stuff your face during halftime. I used to be a beer guy at Gillette and we’d watch the second half of every game from there. It’s pretty awesome, but the crowd up there couldn’t possibly be tamer. The seats are usually half filled because people are inside, and there is a 0.0% chance this chick and Mahomes stupid brother were actually harassed at the game. She was loud and obnoxious, because throughout her life no one has ever told her to shut the fuck up because she’s an attractive blonde female. It’s fine to stand when a big play is happening, but the people who stand the entire game are the absolute worst.

Meanwhile, she’s liking conspiracy theory tweets about the Patriots spying on the Bengals and tweets from some CEO chick with box suite tickets, name dropping like she’s some sort of bigshot. 

Shut up Trish.

Oh, and here’s a video of her taunting Patriots fans towards the end of the game.

His idiot brother is like 6’6″ and can’t play sports so he makes Tik Tok videos and leaches off of his professional athlete father and brother. Imagine being behind someone like that the entire game? Who wouldn’t tell them to sit down? Oh, and then there’s the fact that this was filmed at the end of the game, which proves that she was never moved in the first place.

The bottom line is that Jackson Mahomes and Brittany Blue Checkmark made the whole thing up because being a victim is all the rage these days. If they acted like that in Buffalo, San Francisco (Google their savage fans), or Philadelphia they wouldn’t make it out alive. New England fans are some of the most harmless wine and cheese fans in sports, but it’s all the rage to pretend like we’re a bunch of racist savages. Just ask Adam Jones.

I had nothing against the Chiefs before, but I hate them now. Feed them to me in January.


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43 Comment(s)
  • Randolph
    December 11, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    I’ll bet She’s sucked at least 50 different cocks
    I’ll also bet she’s taken it up the ass from the queer brother

  • Chiefs Suck
    December 11, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    She sucks and his brother looks like he loves the cock

  • don
    December 11, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    this reminds me of when i took my wife to WWE on her birthday. second row and everyone in front of us had a large sign up the whole time. We couldnt see anything. it seems cheaper seats get a better view.

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 11, 2019 at 10:43 am

    The best part in all of this, is that her seats are so shitty. Mahomes made $16+mil (not including ads he has been in), is the starting quarterback and this was the Chiefs biggest and most anticipated game of the year.

    Just as I will tell my daughter if the time should ever come, nig nogs all treat their women like shit and white girls eat it up. Pat’s future baby mama (why the fuck WOULDN’T she “accidentally” get pregnant?) is sitting with the New England commoners, baby sitting the gay little brother/failure. She’ll get what she deserves in the end, a brown baby that’ll essentially act as a warning/deterrent for any self respecting white male in her future.

  • Cheddah
    December 11, 2019 at 9:15 am

    I’m very curious as to when PM is gonna dump this dumb broad. And I’m also very curious as to when his brother will start banging her, if he hasn’t already…

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 11, 2019 at 10:32 am

      Nah, the brother only likes the sausage

    • GhostofChristmasFuture
      January 27, 2020 at 7:54 pm

      Burn the coal, pay the toll. He’ll get sick of her in 2 years and cheat on her on the road partying after games, leave her with a kid and try harder than hell to not pay her or it anything.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    December 11, 2019 at 9:02 am

    She has a cracking bod and a magnificent arse, but that’s a face that you could chop wood with.

    Still wouldn’t mind slipping her the red-nosed robber, mind you.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 11, 2019 at 10:33 am

      The ‘red nosed robber’ HA HA

      Ah, I love you DS

  • Captain Trips
    He's a Fag!
    December 11, 2019 at 8:43 am

    Mahomes brother looks like an effeminate fag

  • Say what?
    December 11, 2019 at 8:12 am

    She was mad because she wasn’t “aloud” to stand up…


    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 11, 2019 at 8:37 am

      Too busy fucking anyone who will buy her dinner and clothes to study in school

  • Belichick
    December 11, 2019 at 7:12 am

    Bitch blew all the refs before the game. Too bad Giselle couldn’t take one for the team like that.

  • WeRFucked
    December 11, 2019 at 6:41 am

    Trish Kennedy the CEO of Zudy has a son who is an alleged pedophile and apparently left the scene of an auto accident? Good parenting right there.

    I expect Mahomies girl will get pregnant soon… you know, her 99.999% effective birth control will somehow be .001% ineffective.
    She’ll probably be banging some loser on the practice squad once Mahomes has been an A-lister for a few years and has been to some supermodel parties to trade up.

  • Uncle Hitler
    December 11, 2019 at 12:55 am

    The patriots are owned by a pedophiliac Jew kraft,good for them.

  • Otto
    December 11, 2019 at 12:08 am

    Patriots fan sitting nearby swears on a stack of bibles that no abuse occurred. Sounds legit. Patriots fans always tell the truth.

    • Jew england diddlers
      December 11, 2019 at 12:53 am

      Not to mention the pedojew’s kraft and company, very smart to stay safe in a Jewish country. TB knows kids were scared to go to his class because he was a little to touchy freely. Tell kraft to stop grooming Chris Roy’s daughter.

      • Otto
        December 11, 2019 at 10:54 am

        Yeah I’m waiting for TBS to do a good expose of Kraft’s support of illegal settlements in the West Bank and Israeli human rights abuses. There should be a BDS fan contingent at every Pats game, just to troll that fat fuck.

  • coal burner
    December 10, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    small tits= disqualified
    plus she’s a coal burner
    fucking whore

  • Couch Fart
    December 10, 2019 at 10:01 pm


    Great job raising a fine young upstanding hard-working son…

    You probably would’ve been better off spending more time with him then trying to impress Bob Kraft and D celebrities with your Box

  • trailpuffpuff
    December 10, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    Shit in her face.

  • Unc
    December 10, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    This dumb chick thinks she’s part of the team, unlike me, Uncle Turtleboy, who will no longer have to Go Fund Me after our seventh ring.

  • Sid Vicious
    December 10, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    A nice SJW who likes the tar paper roll on the lawn jockey
    She’s not much to look at big nose small tits
    She’ll be history in the off season
    Sounds like a real cunt
    I’ll bet she’s fucking sambos brother on the side

  • My Jig In Da Race Yo
    December 10, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    Hey dumb cunt. Brady won his first Super Bowl at age 24.
    Your boi wont even be playing in 10 years.

  • She’s no winner
    December 10, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    How old is she? She looks like she’s been around the block. I’m thinking she looks 10 years older than her age. He can do better!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    December 10, 2019 at 8:12 pm

    So Pat Mahomes brother is a 40 year old lesbian?

    • Teen Tom Thumb
      December 11, 2019 at 1:12 pm

      Tom, you are the funniest man on Earth

  • Pimp Slapper
    December 10, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    hes only with her because she was probably the college slore and let him deepthroat her and jam it up her ass on the regular. She will be replaced with some golddigging supermodel type by this time next year guarantee.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 10, 2019 at 8:01 pm

    Self important wench that couldn’t live on her own merit as she has none. She’s so hollow she has to live vicariously through other people.

  • Gone Girl
    December 10, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    Wait, Her B/F is a NFL quarterback and they have such shity seats? Am I missing something?

  • Sit down shut up
    December 10, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    What a fuckin take that came out of this smelly clams mouth. Mahomes is so last year bish. It’s all about Lamar Jackson now if you haven’t watched ESPN as of late. Also he may be only 24 but he also has to win 6 just to tie Brady…easier said than done you stupid skank. There’s no fuckin way that mahomes will win 6 Super Bowls. And now that I’ve seen his cunt girlfriend and his pole smoking brother at work I really hope they lose every fuckin time.

    • ESPN?
      December 11, 2019 at 11:04 am

      Not everybody watches ESPN, the SJW blue check mark sports network.

  • Pat Patriot
    December 10, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Texted the links to yesterday’s blog article and this blog article to (903) the bimbo blonde (570), calling her out on her b.s., but still (0741) have not heard any comment back yet.

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 10, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    I would rather put toothpicks under my toenails and kick a steel door than get a hand job from this twat. Why don’t we tell Abrianna Mazza that this bitch is Turtleboy so she fucks her with a hanger and cuts her tits off??

    • 913 Area Code Pat Patriot
      December 10, 2019 at 9:06 pm

      Pat Patriot, the area code for Kansas City is 913.
      Maybe that’s why you did not get a response.

      • Pat Patriot-Stalking Man’s Stalker
        December 10, 2019 at 9:23 pm

        They’re from Whitehouse, Texas. High school sweethearts, so 9-0-3 is an accurate area code.

      • Carnac
        December 11, 2019 at 7:07 am

        903 is Tyler Texas where they’re from. Be better.

  • citypoint
    December 10, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    Butter face.

  • Fat Lady
    December 10, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    LMAO that trish kennedy lady is a Billionaire CEO, real creepy the way she fangirls for the patriots. her son is a meth addict pedophile and they are friends with the Clintons go figure. Google “trish kennedy patriots” and look for the hyannis news article lol

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      December 11, 2019 at 9:13 am

      Her nonce son looks just like that cop-blocking nonce cunt Joe Orga.


  • Y
    December 10, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    Figures Mahomes’ brother is queerer than a $3.00 Bill.

  • Rod Ramsey
    December 10, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    She’s Maude the fucking fraud!

  • J
    December 10, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    She reminds me of that lying Maude chick who cheats at road races.

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