Reading Queeferino Selectman Tells Room Full Of Cops That He’s Afraid Of Them Because They Have Guns After Asking Selectwoman To Show Him Her Ass


WHDHA Reading selectman is apologizing for comments he made about police officers at a recent board meeting that caused some tense moments. Officers got up and walked out of the meeting Tuesday night after Andrew Friedman said he felt intimidated by them and that feared for his safety should he choose the wrong candidate for the office of Chief of Police.

“I’m feeling pretty intimated by the police officers in this crowd. You laugh at that, you think it’s funny but I have to live in this town and all of you drive around with guns,” he said to the crowd at the meeting.

One day later, Friedman said, “I deeply regret my statement and recognize it was wrong. It was one of those comments, made in the heat of the moment, that I wish I could take back. In addition to the members of the Reading Police Department, I also wish to apologize to the residents of Reading.”

I don’t know what’s worse – what he said about the cops, or his epic fail at a lead-in by asking the chick to turn around so he could see her backside. He literally told a woman to turn around so he could look at her ass and thought that it would be a good segue to a one liner about being thrown under a truck. What a fucking douchebag.

I thought I’d search for this guy and find a whole bunch of Occupy Democrats Facebook memes on his page, but he appears to have no presence on there or on Twitter. A search of his name yields a bunch of really boring results with articles that will literally put you to sleep about how he voted on the town’s health agent, or something. Basically there were no signs that this guy was some cop hating uber SJW, although his hatred for both guns and cops, while simultaneously attempting to white knight for the chick whose ass he attempted to look at, would suggest that he is. So I guess the only thing the Internet will ever know about this toolbag is that he’s the queef who whined that the people in uniform who carry guns in order to protect his family and personal property, secretly cause him to soil himself.


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73 Comment(s)
  • Diversity Tolerance and Multi Culturalism Doesnt Work And Jew Boy Knows It
    February 14, 2020 at 10:06 am

    Why doesnt yhis filthy cocksucker move to Lawrence or Roxbury

  • Know Your Audience
    February 14, 2020 at 9:02 am

    Here’s a shocker. He works for EPA. I think he was trying to be funny, but it went over like my AIDS T-shirt, short shorts, and rollerblades costume at a Halloween party circa 1994. At least I didn’t know the party was hosted by sodomites. He’s was at a town meeting.

  • Dichotomous dickhead
    February 14, 2020 at 1:04 am

    This guy manages to be super beta cuck and and a dreaded misogynistic predator all wrapped up in one queef scented package?
    Let’s hope this guy gets caught with some kiddie porn on his computer.
    He’s probably a tentacle rape fetishist, at least.

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 14, 2020 at 12:57 am

    This poor little kitten, easily frightened by its shadow, hissing from under the U-shaped table and spitting at the kindly beat cop, trying doing his job.

    At 7:50 a.m. June 12, a student discovered a swastika and an anti-Semitic slur drawn in black permanent marker on a brick inside a vestibule in the Parker Middle School lobby… permanent marker!

  • Sully101
    February 13, 2020 at 7:56 pm

    Yikes. Those dyed black eyebrows ain’t workin’ for me.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Oy Yey !
    February 13, 2020 at 7:44 pm

    Another crazed bigmouth liberal Jew.
    Schumer. Nadler. Schiff. Frank. Feinstein. Sanders.
    And now, this putz.

  • Katie "Barfly" Barclay
    February 13, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    You need to leave this fine selectmen alone. He speaks the truth.

    Cops are thugs with guns. Join my class action suit. I’ll teach turtleboy a lesson for making fun of Bucket boy. He’s my everything I love his crusty 2 inch prick. I’m sucking it clean again tonight.

    And quit talking shit about my husband he likes to watch.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    February 13, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    Belzer, is that you?????

  • bill fleming
    February 13, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    He is a Reading selectman who sounds like he is running for President like the other socialist cop hating clowns who live in neighborhoods where the only black is holding a lantern on the front lawn.

    • Fucking Hippocrits
      February 13, 2020 at 4:57 pm

      Yet they also have the hate has no home here sign

  • Raney
    February 13, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    I’m his neighbor
    He’s currently separated from his wife
    He came home and found her taking it up the ass from the Puerto Rican landscaper who looks exactly like the Jesus from the big labowski

  • Dont Fuck With Mickey You Pukes
    February 13, 2020 at 12:16 pm

    Liberal cocksuckers at showtime just cancelled Ray Donovan last week to punish John Voight for supporting Trump.
    Many cancellations of showtime and cable will result over this.
    Fuck liberal cocksuckers at showtime

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 13, 2020 at 11:55 am

    for a second that woman must have thought that he wanted to slam his tiny heeb dong in her meat wallet

  • tim Fenton
    February 13, 2020 at 11:40 am

    He had to be a little stoned or had a coupla “hi, howayas,” before the meeting. If that woman was somebody’s S.O., ladyboy might be getting assaulted soon.

  • Vote Him Out
    February 13, 2020 at 11:07 am

    Another libtard involved in politics. How shocking

  • Andy and HIs Safe Space
    February 13, 2020 at 11:04 am

    Andy also wants to take the water away from the firemen. He thinks they’re scary too. Next meeting he’s going to abolish those noisy scary snowplows from the DPW.

  • Alzheimer’s Andy
    February 13, 2020 at 11:01 am

    Did he really have to write that piss poor apology down? He couldn’t remember that brief bullshit speech?
    Don’t re-elect this awful half assed politician.

  • John J
    February 13, 2020 at 11:01 am

    We laugh at that moron now, but this is no joke. These far left liberal morons want to disarm police.

    • Civil War Is Here Now
      February 13, 2020 at 12:21 pm

      Check out the new deal forward acrt. Liberals want to flood the country with third world criminal invaders abolish ice get rid of police allow anyone who was deported since 1996 to come back even if criminal we pay for the move. They want to disarm real Americans so they cant fight back.

      • Silencio Dogood
        February 14, 2020 at 1:15 am

        This has been a long time coming, starting with Soviet infiltration in the 1960s and ending with Soviet plans (Putin) culminating in the 2020s, as America’s decline.

  • RPC President
    February 13, 2020 at 10:57 am

    Andy is also the President of the Reading Pegging Club. He has been for years. Perhaps that’s what jarred his brain loose. His kids must be so proud

    • Sy Sperling
      February 13, 2020 at 12:43 pm

      He’s not only Pegging Club President. He’s also a client.

  • Andy’s Wife
    February 13, 2020 at 10:53 am

    Remember when you experimented with men in college Andy.

  • Blue Lives Matter
    February 13, 2020 at 10:47 am

    The meeting should have ended with the police standing over him emptying clips into his brain. This country would be a lot better off if cops were given more leeway to execute citizens.

    • Truth
      February 13, 2020 at 3:08 pm

      If this guy was shot in the head there would be a whistling sound as the air leaves his skull ..

  • randiguy2006
    February 13, 2020 at 10:40 am

    So this is what you do now?

    Post dumb things said at town meetings?

    Riveting stuff.

    • Google It
      February 13, 2020 at 10:43 am

      Did he strike a nerve Andy? This is exactly what should be told. Make sure the normal people know what these idiots who are running cities and towns are held accountable.
      Go back to Connecticut or Maryland or whenever you’re from

    • Klauvis
      February 13, 2020 at 1:39 pm


      The only dumb thing said was when your mother asked me if I’d eat her after she blew me

  • Herr Schicklegruber
    February 13, 2020 at 10:32 am

    This guy proves my point of view

  • Andy’s Mistress
    February 13, 2020 at 10:19 am

    What a moron. What is your day job Andy? I hope it isn’t anything important because you’re one of the dumbest people I’ve ever seen.

  • Wolfgang Pukk
    February 13, 2020 at 10:09 am

    This filthy little turd I’m sure is a Bernie the hebe supporter
    Let the doxxing begin on this cocksucker

    God Bless and protect President Donald J Trump

  • 8Off Hittler
    February 13, 2020 at 10:07 am

    (((Friedman))). Are you fucking getting it yet, whiteman?

  • JizzMasterZero
    February 13, 2020 at 9:52 am

    So, did anyone get to scope out her booty?

  • Where’s the ass?
    February 13, 2020 at 9:51 am

    Any pictures of the backside in question?

  • Reading Voter
    February 13, 2020 at 9:41 am

    Andy, you’re a fool. I hope you go away and you should resign immediately.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    February 13, 2020 at 9:40 am

    He’s like a bored suburban housewife except he’s driving an old Prius with multiple bumper stickers.

  • Never again
    February 13, 2020 at 9:36 am

    I know him, 1000% douchenozzle. Which will guarantee his reelection in Democrat infested shithole Reading.

  • Carlos Danger
    February 13, 2020 at 9:22 am

    He has accounts, just not under his name…..he could be doing the same shit I am…I mean I was. Do some more research, try his middle name and the street he grew up on.

  • Not From Here I Bet
    February 13, 2020 at 9:17 am

    Hey Andy where are you originally from? You should like California trash.

  • Don’t Drink and Drive
    February 13, 2020 at 8:43 am

    Andy is up for re-election in a few weeks. Who’s running against him? We will have to fully support that candidate and remove this foolish little man from being involved with adult decisions. Bye Andy. Also your joke for the other lady on the board was creepy as hell. I bet he’s a Liz Warren guy

    • P C
      February 13, 2020 at 9:18 am

      I grew up in Reading – it was always an uppity town, but it’s gotten worse in recent years. It’s nice to look at / live in if you can afford the high taxes, but this is the type of town management you get in these towns these days.

    • Townie4life
      February 14, 2020 at 8:59 pm

      That would be Cambridge where many fragile Snowflakes originate. GTFOH!

  • New boot goofin'
    February 13, 2020 at 8:34 am

    Police shouldn’t carry guns, handcuffs, or any other weapons. They are mean and scary…..

  • Karl
    February 13, 2020 at 8:33 am

    Here’s a little tip Andy
    The next time you go to a town meeting clean your black boyfriends cum out of your hair
    You dick sucking faggot

  • Jack Birch
    February 13, 2020 at 8:28 am

    The democrat party has been conquered by regressive communists.

  • There’s A Snake In My Boot
    February 13, 2020 at 8:25 am

    Hey Andy are you really scared of the police? Or is that the Democrat thing to say? You’re a complete moron and you should quietly go away. You don’t belong in a position where decisions have to be made.

  • Reading wants to be Winchester
    February 13, 2020 at 8:15 am

    This is the problem with politics. Assholes like this start out in a little town and think they are important. Then they move on to bigger politics and maybe become a state rep and the the sky is the limit. They are voted into office by the moronic liberals of this state when they shouldn’t be allowed to run a lemonade stand. I bet he has a hate has no home here sign on his lawn. Fucking pussy

  • Truth
    February 13, 2020 at 7:57 am

    Don’t shit on Bob Saget. He’s funny. If you wanna compare this took to another tool, compare him to Steven Colbert. Much more accurate.

    • Truth
      February 13, 2020 at 7:59 am

      TOOL, not took. Spell check has made the world seem dumber than it really is. We know what we mean to say. Technology says “Fuck you. You meant to say this.”

    • The Olsen twins coke straw
      February 13, 2020 at 9:23 am

      I was not shitting on Bob Saget! It was an old reference. I like Bob Saget very much. He is funny as all and has not been accused of being a predator like most in his profession..

    • Giulia
      February 13, 2020 at 7:26 pm

      So funny that you mention Steven Colbert. When I first looked at this douche-nozzles picture… I genuinely thought it was Steven Colbert.

  • JJ
    February 13, 2020 at 7:57 am

    When was Reading invaded by these a-holes? It was one of the last few normal towns still left, I guess not any more.

    • Truth
      February 13, 2020 at 8:04 am

      Decent, normal people just want to live their lives in anonymity and be left alone. The whack jobs and crooks seek the limelight and power. It’s as simple as that.

    • Merrimack Valley Conference All Star
      February 13, 2020 at 11:56 am

      When? At least 20-25 years ago. The days of Reading being a quaint, almost semi-bucoloc and affordable suburb within easy commuting distance to Boston are very much in the rear view mirror.

      Nowadays, it’s filled to the rim with Brim, and also white collar office job commandos with $850/month M-B leases and the social climber set willing to pay $650,000 for a 1,000 sq. ft. slab foundation ranch built in the 1950s. Oh, and the town also has a raging opioid problem. Too many “upwardly mobile” utes up there with nothing better to do.

  • Snarky Pete
    February 13, 2020 at 7:39 am

    Perhaps he uses aliases like Clarence Woods Emerson, etc.

  • Hellboy
    February 13, 2020 at 7:32 am

    He’s a registered democrat. Surprise!

  • Chip Striker
    February 13, 2020 at 7:32 am

    Must be real nice to be the wife of this pussy who just told everyone he is scared of the cops who drive around with their guns.

    Real man you have there Mrs. Friedman.

    And a real leader you have there Town Of Reading.

  • Beta Cop Hating Doppelgängers
    February 13, 2020 at 7:08 am

    Why do these liberal cop hating beta cucks always look the same ????

  • hartf811
    February 13, 2020 at 6:54 am

    Hey Andy, I drive around Reading too. And I have a gun. Pro tip: Don’t wear your yarmulke outside.

  • What About
    February 13, 2020 at 6:40 am

    I believe there are people out there with a license to carry that shouldn’t be allowed near a gun.
    example: Let’s say there’s an angry little grown man who wakes up every morning, dresses himself in a green hero costume like a nine year old does, spends his day in his basement trolling Facebook pages with his secret identities looking for strangers to harass and when the people he harasses take him to court he cries about being a victim and begs people to give him court fee money.
    An anti-social weirdo like that obviously has deeply rooted mental issues and shouldn’t be given a firearm.

    • White privilege for days
      February 13, 2020 at 7:53 am

      Hi Katie, how’s the weather on P St this morning?

      • What About
        February 13, 2020 at 10:19 am

        Oh Fuck off.
        As if an adult dressing like a teenage mutant ninja turtle everyday is normal behavior?
        It’s like a grown man wearing a Chicago Bulls hoodie is a loser but one wearing a neon green hoodie with a turtle on it is some kind of winner?

    • Hanrahan
      February 13, 2020 at 8:37 am


      Please thank your mother for letting me give her that golden shower last night
      She really loved it

  • The olsen twins coke straw
    February 13, 2020 at 6:17 am

    AHHH fuck, AHHH shit, black bitches pussie purple. BOB SAGET.

    This cream filled cuck twinkie looks like Bob Saget & he definitely keeps analease in his sports coat. The cops should have gave him a wedgie and a noogie before they walked out just for general purpose.

    Something is definitely wrong with society when 90% of men act like broads on the rag every fucking day and 97% of woman act like men with small man syndrome.

  • Chester the Fupa Molester
    February 13, 2020 at 6:06 am

    I feel intimidated by Andrew “The Ratchet Bob Saget” Friedman. Let’s face it I’m not a resident of reading and I hear he gives great blow jobs.

    If I was riding around and didn’t have $20 he’d have to settle for $10.

  • Turtleboy
    February 13, 2020 at 5:58 am

    “This guy was on the news. I checked Facebook but couldn’t find any funny pictures so have nothing to add. I am a journalist.”

    • White privilege for days
      February 13, 2020 at 7:54 am

      Cleaning any houses today?

      • Turtleboy
        February 13, 2020 at 8:13 am

        Clean the house? Sorry, I don’t do women’s work. I spend my time providing for my family like any successful white collar Alpha:

        ANALYZING social media
        INVESTING in gossip
        MANAGING my DM cliques
        SYNERGIZING drama

  • Arnold Horshack
    February 13, 2020 at 5:40 am





  • Quaint little town...NOT!
    February 13, 2020 at 4:47 am

    Most of the Selectboard in town are dishrags, but this guy is one of the worst, he never contributes much, votes along the lines as everyone else, occasionally says something stupid. But this was beyond stupid. I suspect he had a few hits of weed before the meeting. We got exactly what we voted for. Change is coming.( I hope)

  • Feel the Burn...
    February 13, 2020 at 2:02 am

    Hadassah hope your dream catcher lands a nice gorilla biscuit.

    February 13, 2020 at 1:52 am

    Hadassah your a cunt.

  • Judge dread
    February 13, 2020 at 1:40 am

    He’s the bottom. To make himself feel better he calls himself the power bottom. I hope he gets HI Five.

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