Real Life Karen And Western Mass Momma Facebook Group Refuse To Allow Crotch Fruits To Interact With Neighborhood Crotch Fruits In Order To Save Grandma


Should you allow your crotch fruits to have playdates with other crotch fruits? This topic came up in a Western Mass Moms Facebook group the other day, and you can imagine what the consensus answer to that was. Check them out below, or just watch Saturday night’s live episode with Western Mass Turtlegirl to hear our analysis.

So this was the initial post.


In a sane world everyone would say, “Sure, why the hell not?” After all, this was the data for the commie cold in Mass as of four days ago.

Look at 0-19. Nearly 3,000 kids got it, and not a single one died. The most dramatic increase between any age groups is between the seventies and eighties. Well over 60% of commie cold deaths in this state are people who already surpassed the average life expectancy in this country. This is a nursing home epidemic that preys on the elderly. Your kids are in no danger whatsoever from dying from it, which is why the media is trying to scare you with the “yea, but there’s this OTHER disease that COULD BE LINKED” to coronavirus that has a better chance of killing your kid.

Don’t buy it. They tried to scare you, it wore off, and now they’re gonna try to do it some more because they like working at home.

But of course Facebook Momma groups don’t give a shit about data or facts. They’re more in it for the hysteria, so here’s how it went down.

Absolutely not!!!

If your mother in law died from COVID then it’s statistically probable that they were in a nursing home. We did nothing to protect nursing homes, and no one in a nursing home died because kids played together on the weekend.

The fact that these people are so proud to have deprived their crotch fruits of interaction with other crotch fruits is just plain sad. You’d have to be insane to think that’s healthy for kids.

I don’t even know what the fuck this Becky’s talking about.


You’re a dental hygienist urging people not to get their teeth cleaned because of your irrational fear of a disease that has less than a 0.01% chance of killing you? You’re “self-isolating” (AKA abandoning) your kids because you don’t wanna give them a disease that hasn’t killed a single child in this state despite thousands of positive tests, and likely many, many more who have had it without getting tested?

That’s almost as bad as bringing your kids to a “distant birthday party” where you give them chalk, tease them with other kids they can’t play games with, so that you and your girlfriends can bust out the lawn chairs and talk about how Charlie Baker is keeping you safe.

And finally a literal Karen showed up and went full Karen.

Not only is she NOT letting her ONLY CHILD enjoy his life due to her own, selfish, irrational fear of a virus that has almost no chance of harming her, she’s really upset that other people aren’t putting their kids through the same misery that she chooses to. She’s mad that other families are rubbing freedom in her kid’s face because his mother chooses to live like a slave to the government. This is how I felt as the kid growing up without cable.

But please, tell me how “selfless” you’re being Karen. Keep telling your kid that you’re “keeping people from dying,” by depriving him of a normal childhood because you choose to ignore data and buy into media panic porn. I guess if you really believe that then it’s not a lie.

That is the most Karen picture I’ve ever seen. At least she acknowledges her natural role in society after being given that name.

Anyway, if you have kids just let them play with other kids. Let Karen see it, upset her, and rub it in her face. Karen doesn’t control your freedoms, and it’s time she be reminded of that.

P.S. We also talked about this guy towards the end who is a Bristol Blarney diehard fan who always comments on our videos, and made perhaps the most legendary anti-Turtleboy burn video.




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21 Comment(s)
  • MomBot3000
    May 19, 2020 at 2:37 am

    Not really worried for the kids. I work in a Nursing Home that has been running rampant with the virus. I am not isolating my kids because I fear for them. I still come home to them. They are isolated so we don’t infect Grandparents or immunocompromised people.

  • Bobo olsen
    May 18, 2020 at 7:35 pm

    Covid 19 is a fucking farce
    Liberal politicians like that mush mouth alcoholic Marty Walsh want this to last forever so the economy will completely yank
    I’m hoping he picks up again and drinks himself to death the ugly cock sucker

  • johnnyspacecommander
    May 18, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    You just know that under the best of circumstances these mothers will not let these children play in any type of unsupervised fashion. They are playdate mothers. They are the Blackhawk helicopter of helicopter moms. God help their children.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 18, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    The mask order works great. I have an N95 mask that I’ve worn at least 75 times. I’ll continue to wear it, as it looks nice and clean. I bet it’s stopping the spread of the disease. It’s super clean though. I could pour milk into it and the next day it would be yogurt. But that’s OK. You want me to wear it? You got it!

    No one change your underwear either. That will help stop the spread too. At least, according to the mask ‘experts’.

    Reusing band aides is a good idea too according to these ‘experts’.

  • Till it squirts
    May 18, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    I’ve never worn a mask and I never will. Still shaking hands too. Anybody who plays along with this farce is mentally ill.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    May 18, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    We have to take care of the cure, that will make the problem worse, no matter what.

  • jordis
    May 18, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    Because the goal is to raise healthy body and minded children, without antisocial and psychotic tendencies, my 3 and 7 yr old enjoying a hike with friends yesterday!! No masks, just running, laughing and fresh air. Oh and lots of good sleep afterwards.
    The kids of the senior flu paranoid freaks are going to be psychos when they get older. Putting that kind of delusional fear in kids never ends well.

    Btw anyone else have the AllTrails app? I’m checking them off left and right

  • randiguy2006
    I dont know.
    May 18, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    I think it’s just people doing their best based on the info they have. They aren’t the enemy. When it comes to kids, its not easy.

    AK, why do we have to all hate on each other so much?

    • Yentl meta Delandrose-Clinger
      May 18, 2020 at 3:46 pm

      what you mean “we”

  • Mask of Zorro
    May 18, 2020 at 11:43 am

    Neighbor and I were talking yesterday and she’s fed up too, has two maybe 5 and 7 year old daughters and she’s totally letting them play with similarly aged other kids around the corner (after being sure their parents were ok with it). Her attitude is kids have to play, kids get sick anyway so lick the metal, eat some dirt, or whatever and be kids. Said she got some looks the other day as they were gathered on the corner and she just waved at people as they drove by.

    When they eventually go back to school, kids are going to be getting sick all the time because they haven’t been around each other at all to build up kid immunity and been living in lysol santized houses. Lots of colds, sniffles and fevers going to be around when school starts.

    And please don’t label all liberal Democrats the same like me as I’m sure there are also responsible, sane, Trump supporters out there too, This crap is bugging the hell out of me to with masks that don’t work, how this was supposed to be flattening the curve, and protecting health care systems from being overwhelmed. Then it got perverted into something else.

    • Anti Dr. Sean Maguire
      May 18, 2020 at 12:17 pm

      It’s your fault, chief. It’s your fault.

  • So sick of paranoid people
    May 18, 2020 at 11:31 am

    Holy balls get the damn antibody test and all your kids too! Make your doc order it and then insurance will pay. How damn hard is this? If you already had it then your kids probably did too and they didn’t even know.
    Oh, and the “disease” linked to this is called Kawasaki Syndrome. Was identified in 1967. It’s not a separate disease it’s a side effect of something else. Maybe covid, but also regular flu, pneumonia, chicken pox, strep throat. Literally anything that causes kids to have and fever can trigger this. It’s been well know for decades. These people will grasp onto any goddamn thing to whip everyone else into a paranoid frenzy. The pumpking spice mafia times a million. Idiots

    • Starbucks lately?
      May 18, 2020 at 5:34 pm

      I know a mother who’s son has Kawasaki’s disease. Nice family. I wonder if I am the only one here who has heard of it??? I am curious if this is who I think it is?LOL Small world…

      I hope you are well. Stay safe.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Lets the Good Times Roll
        May 18, 2020 at 9:12 pm

        My son had it, and I know 2 other kids that had it (~ 15 yrs ago). Scary at the time, but each kid fully recovered.

        Now let’s see who gets my moniker.

  • Eddie
    May 18, 2020 at 11:18 am

    Fuck those kids. Fuck their mothers.Fuck Nycole with a “y” . Fuck people with a mask in their Facebook profile picture. Fuck mom in laws in nursing homes.

  • If we’re being honest...
    May 18, 2020 at 11:16 am

    Karen LaDunphy can get it

    • CommonSenseFolks
      May 18, 2020 at 7:05 pm

      That would be fine…because she won’t spread it, moron. I hope you “get it.” LMAO

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 18, 2020 at 11:06 am

    I’m still wearing my mask where I have to but I’ve been doing a hell of a lot of eye rolling watching the sheeple bow down to the gub’ment. Wait till the elitist lefties start losing their houses with the granite countertops in the all white areas and see how they cry like babies.

    These idiots will be the first to complain when they have no job, no money, and little Johnny needs to walk around with worn-out shoes with holes in the soles.

  • jus sayin again
    May 18, 2020 at 11:04 am

    turtle you are an idiot.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 18, 2020 at 11:08 am

      Then leave.

    • johnnyspacecommander
      May 18, 2020 at 4:03 pm

      The sheep fear the wolf and the coyote when it is the shepherd that will lead them to their death.

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