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Real Mom Of Kids Dasha Kelly Is Exploiting Posts Tear Jerking Video Begging People To Stop Donating To GoFundMe, Fox News Covers It Up

 

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26 Comment(s)
  • Every Minute
    August 13, 2021 at 12:54 am

    P. T. Barnum was right.

  • Kate
    August 11, 2021 at 1:47 pm

    JaJa could have been her

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    August 11, 2021 at 7:45 am

    Why are there orange borders blocking the text on your news site?

  • Orion
    August 11, 2021 at 7:39 am

    I knew a girl like this once. She use to make me take her kids up to Santa’s village for the weekend while her and her boyfriend smashed in my bed.

  • frankie boy rizzo
    August 10, 2021 at 9:05 pm

    The ‘Real Mom’ is in on the grift, she’s got Ca$h app and an upcoming Go Fund Me, just watch. Fukkin blubbering sea cow 7 kids. Guess what no sympathies here…

  • I bet my bottom dollar
    August 10, 2021 at 8:58 pm

    That the kids’ real mom is worst than Kate P.
    Maybe that is why Unc is trying to white knight for her.

  • Shane Hoban
    August 10, 2021 at 8:11 pm

    “Skank-bang my badonkadonk!”
    – The girlfriend to me in my mind 5 minutes ago

    Yeeeeehaaaaa captain! It’s gonna be rough sailing tonight!

  • Shane Hoban
    August 10, 2021 at 8:06 pm

    I’d let that girl give me a Lipnicki any day! Yippie-kei-yo-kei-yay!!!! Yahooooooo!!! Kayla Noel-Brown from Quincy is a crack mama! Cowabunga!

  • Professor Fuckface
    August 10, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    At least someone is advocating for the real mother. I can’t imagine how frustrating it is to watch all of these ignorant shitheels keep donating to a fraud when you feel completely voiceless.

  • Victor Moth
    August 10, 2021 at 4:18 pm

    I love all of the dooshnozzles at GoFundMe who donated a measly $5 just so they could link their own personal “sob story” GoFundMe’s to this phony “rainmaker.” What a racket!

  • Victor Moth
    August 10, 2021 at 4:17 pm

    I love all of the dooshnozzles at GoFundMe who donated a measly $5 just so they could link their own personal “sob story” GoFundMe’s to this phony “rainmaker.”

  • Pingo
    August 10, 2021 at 4:07 pm

    Well at least she wasn’t sending out those tantalizing dick pics that so many turtles just love to read about.
    Down votes appreciated.

    • Pingo
      August 11, 2021 at 2:51 pm

      Why the down votes.
      Boy, I guess you turtles really love your dickpic stories

  • hartf811
    Grifting Kneegrows
    August 10, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    The sheboon is evil and should be dragged behind a pickup down South Lamb Boulevard. I say her arms pull off in 2 blocks.
    But this heffalump, who mudsharked her way to 3 little nappy headed tarbabys, deserves NOTHING.
    Honey read a book, lose weight, keep your legs together and use the system that is there to help you to get on your feet. Demonrats are fucking things up in spades and the next administration, regardless of Trump 2024, might just as much reinstitute slavery to chop cotton as allow the Kneegrow grift to continue.

    • Bill Cribben
      August 10, 2021 at 5:24 pm

      Does mom realize you have her computer in the basement?

  • Haha
    August 10, 2021 at 3:15 pm

    “No one wants to save an able bodied single woman from eviction.
    GoFundMe forced her to offer refunds, but most people who donated will not see this update and still don’t know they were defrauded.

    So far she’s lost over $20,000, but still has made well over $210K.

    And the donos are still coming in.”

    Good writing. Consistent points. It’s amazing no one takes your work seriously.

  • Fuck turtleboy
    August 10, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    This dipshit is just mad his go fund me’s don’t work. Get a real job you dip shit and nobody should click on his bs link.

    • Show me where on the doll
      August 10, 2021 at 3:53 pm

      Turtleboy touched you.

    • Bill Cribben
      August 10, 2021 at 5:21 pm

      Then why do continue to post?

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    August 10, 2021 at 2:52 pm

    Ha. I predicted no one would care.

    The other thing TurtleBro is missing is that jealousy is not a reason to destroy other people’s success, especially if it doesn’t take away from you.

    Dasha Kelly obviously lives a hard life and she managed to catch a very lucky break here. CNN and Fox News have no burning hatred for her that would make them want to ruin that, unlike TurtleBro.

    They are fixing their mistake without trying to kick this woman back down, and no one cares that a white trash masshole is living out his racist vendetta against black women with successful GoFundMe’s. They also don’t care that the “real mom” is an equally trashy and jealous person who would rather work with a Turtleboy than work on getting her own gofundme.

    Personally, i think GoFundMe’s are probably all money laundering, just like all art sales.

    • “Getting Her Own GoFundMe”?
      August 10, 2021 at 3:09 pm

      As opposed to Getting Her Own Fucking Job? Could you BE more ignorant, you fucking lazy, entitled, filthy, leeching piece of shit?

      How about you “get your own” GoFuckYaself…?

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        August 10, 2021 at 8:56 pm

        Oh I don’t need it, your dad pays me a lot of money to suck on my butthole.

      • Sparkey McMurphy
        Rella
        August 11, 2021 at 6:35 am

        Umm… She has two jobs.

    • Sum Ting Wong
      August 10, 2021 at 3:42 pm

      At one time in this country soliciting donations under fall pretenses was considered fraud. I believe several people have gone to the can for faking cancer illnesses to scam people out of money. Wake up, idiot.

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        August 10, 2021 at 8:58 pm

        The people they scam have to care. In this case, they don’t. Most people dont subsist on race hatred alone.

        • Please have your mother approve all of your posts
          August 11, 2021 at 9:13 am

          That is probably the dumbest comment I’ve ever read on this blog.

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