Record Setting Triggering For SJW’s When TB Proved That Doherty Football Player Was Lying About Being Suspended For Kneeling During National Anthem

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We published a lot of inconvenient truths today on Turtleboy Sports, most of which involved the Doherty football player who lied about being suspended because he chose to take a knee for imaginary oppression in America. And whenever we expose the cold, hard truth that social justice warriors don’t wanna hear, we get a whole bunch of Turtleboy butthurt blowback. Here’s a quick run down of some of today’s highlights:

Wait….does this chick think that Melinda Boone is still the superintendent? We’re obviously dealing with some brilliant people here.


Yup, if you haven’t fought in Iraq then your opinion is invalid. Except for Colin Kapernick and this kid at Doherty. They can have opinions.


Oh look, the fake artist is back, and now she’s spewing 9/11 conspiracy theories!!! Isn’t she delightful!!



I’d link all the articles where we write positive things, but she didn’t read any of those blogs. Because at the end of the day these people aren’t interested in positive spins. They just wanna watch the world burn, so they only read the negative ones.

At least this kid gets it:

Notice not one complaint offered a valid explanation as to why Turtleboy was wrong. Just the usual nonsense – tossing out the race card, saying we’re not a “real news source,”

This was one of my favorites too:

Yup, the kid was fighting for “equality” and “freedom.” That’s how dumb these people are. A Doherty High School football player isn’t “free.” He’s literally a slave. A slave who gets a free high school education, plays a free extracurricular activity, and lives in a country where people are literally DYING to sneak into because we offer so many economic opportunities. It’s hard being oppressed!!

This one was one of the greatest critiques of all time though:


I’ll have what he’s having!!

Anyway, just to review what happened in the last 24 hours. A Doherty junior named Mike Oppong took a knee during the National Anthem because he’s oppressed. He then tweeted out, in no uncertain terms, that he was being suspended for 1 game by his “coaches and principals” for doing so:


Then today we found out that there was never a suspension, even though he clearly said there was. In other words, he lied for dramatic effect, and it worked out better than he could’ve ever dreamed of. There was going to be a meeting today with the coaching staff, administration, and the student, but the meeting never took place because the superintendent said there would be no suspension. Plus, schools don’t suspend kids on the weekends. Obviously. But it didn’t stop this kid from making his coach and principals national villains and the target of internet lynch mobs. But, fuck them right? That’s what they get for even thinking about promoting unity on their team. It’s not like these are people who have dedicated their lives to helping inner city kids like Mike Oppong. They deserved to get shit on because one of their students made up a lie about being suspended.

So yea, these indisputable truths and facts we brought up certainly seemed to strike a chord with these lying SJW’s. They’d rather that fantasy be the truth, but it’s not. And when we get mindless blowback from idiots like these, it means we’re doing something right. This is why Turtleboy is never going anywhere. Ever. Get used to it.


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14 Comment(s)
  • blahblahewhinningblm
    September 13, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    BTW- I never would’ve thought Sharianna is a 9/11 Truther.

  • blahblahewhinningblm
    September 13, 2016 at 5:35 pm

    I wonder how many arts grants Sharinna has ever gotten from the government that “doesn’t care about them?” Oh wait, that’s “them” not her.

  • CrunchyTIcTAC
    September 13, 2016 at 8:25 am

    Haha so many libtards. Almost as bad as that ugly chick Casey Cocksucky you guys were gonna meet!

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    September 13, 2016 at 8:22 am

    Thank a lib.

  • Independent Thinker
    September 13, 2016 at 8:03 am

    This will all change when the general public boycotts the games and when sponsors pull their ads. Money talks; BS walks!

  • AshamedOfMyHS AlmaMata
    September 13, 2016 at 8:02 am

    The morons in the world (of all colors) lie about cops and now they lie about teachers and administrators too.

    Who is next?

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    September 13, 2016 at 8:01 am

    More proof that Liberalism is a mental defect, they belong in a mental institution in a rubber room

  • JoeMomma
    September 13, 2016 at 7:54 am

    The truth is the enemy of every SJW, that’s the key to hiLIARy’s success

  • Fawn Liebowitz
    September 13, 2016 at 7:35 am

    Facts don’t matter to liberals. They have a conclusion and make up the rest. They have a standard playbook they all follow in every situation.

  • TargetPractice
    September 13, 2016 at 6:49 am

    I’m just surprised by the stunning lack of “100” emojis in those posts

    • Turd Burglestein
      September 13, 2016 at 7:28 am

      And where were all the calls “Free my boi”? I would have thought there would be some of those too.

  • whatevuh
    September 13, 2016 at 6:43 am

    How can anyone be expected to be taken seriously with a name like GhettoChic ? Stay in the Ghetto where you belong, or better yet, move to Springfield, you’ll feel more at home there

  • Shackleford
    September 12, 2016 at 11:22 pm

    Fuck these liberal cunts. Free speech, unless you disagree with me, then you have to shut the fuck up. They all need a hard punch in the face.

  • me1333
    September 12, 2016 at 11:19 pm

    They are just a bunch of whiny children looking for a few seconds of attention. Mom and Dad did not provide apparently

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