Reddit Has Gone Crazy Over This Help Us Save Mikey Scam, Is Discounting Our Content Because We Have Ads, But We’re Still More Legitimate Than Any Of The Media Allies This Bullshit Campaign Has Drummed Up

Reddit Has Gone Crazy Over This Help Us Save Mikey Scam, Is Discounting Our Content Because We Have Ads, But We’re Still More Legitimate Than Any Of The Media Allies This Bullshit Campaign Has Drummed Up
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I know I said I was done with this mess, and I meant it at the time. But then the child exploitation  fundraiser found it’s way on to Reddit, and the more reasonable folks in the mob started to link to my blogs. And just check out reddit’s reaction:

Seems fair. We tell the truth, report things that (literally) nobody else is reporting, and end up blacklisted because of it. So we are relegated to running adverts and soliciting donations – which somehow diminishes the credibility of the truth we’re telling? That’s possibility the stupidest conclusion you could draw. I did my research, I stayed impartial, and I published actual evidence. There are no other reputable news sources telling this story, because they don’t want to touch it. And I understand why. It reeks of bullshit, because as we’ve shown, it is bullshit. All of our evidence is 100% accurate and certainly not doctored – why the hell would we open ourselves up to that problem? For what? I have no stake in this – I have never met Michael Cadena, Amber Buck, or their child. I’ve never even been to Illinois, nor met any of the judges involved in this case, or any of the cases related. I don’t think you could find a more impartial take on this story than right here. The only reason I even picked up this story was because Michael and supporters contact our blog, and when I looked into it, I discovered enough that I felt compelled to write about the truth. And I hope if when Mikey looks  himself up some day and stumbles across this mess some day he sees that someone tried to redirect his story, laid out for all these strangers to see by his own father and grandmother – to the truth, instead of his father’s self serving, hateful narrative.

I mean, for God’s sake, his only other options right now are penned by:

  1. The half-illiterate, tea party conspiracy nutjob “writer” for the insane hot garbage rant diary “news” blog, BLN News.

Who posts obviously doctored (cut and paste, check out the font/size difference and heavy redaction) emails as fact, and by this point deserves a gigantic lawsuit.

And has a GREAT reputation in her home state of Illinois:


2. This new guy, Jay Moss, who is a “radio host” for some shit show in Illinois. Why did he pick up covering this case? Because Judge Hill was the judge in his custody battle, and did not rule in a manner that Mr. Moss found favorable. Which makes sense, because odds are he is probably a gigantic scumbag, too.


I would be embarassed. Hell, I’m embarrassed for all of them.

Where did Mikey’ s father they find these people? Under a bridge holding a cardboard sign? State asylums? Seriously, what an affront to logic and the English language.

No one is coming to arrest you, Jay. You’re irrelevant. Put down the glass pipe and back away from the crack rocks, your paranoia is showing. Not a good look. And jesus, Diane, a yard lanyard with a recipe card? What’s the recipe for? Failure and self delusion?

These two clowns are the textbook definition of “bias” and “fake news” – but they don’t run adverts, so they must be legitimate? Again, no. Sorry. That’s not how this works. Check Turtleboy’s track record. The Massachusetts State Police, Greg Bates, Mark Prince – just to name a few. That wasn’t uncovered by a bunch of slime bag novices. We tell the truth here, and we get punished for it by mass reporting scumbags. So ads are the way we recoup. If you don’t like it, you don’t have to read it. But it doesn’t change the truth.

If the presence of advertisements is the deciding factor between whether to take my well researched, impartial reporting assessment seriously, you are stupid. Plain and simple. Seems like anyone questioning our coverage on the case has no qualms linking to a blog that spews absolute nonsense, that is easily disproved with a google search. BLN News reported that Michael Cadena was “never found unfit”…but….

The Circuit court determined that to be a lie. You can read the entire document here.

It doesn’t stop idiots from discrediting us, though, because sometimes it’s just more comfortable to live with your head planted firmly in the sand, I guess.  Both of theses “News” sources can feel free to question the substance of my blogs, or the site’s credibility overall, when they reach 1/10 of the followers we have. Combined between the two of them, even.

You have to be a moron to ignore the substance of what I wrote based solely on the advertisements on the blog. I mean, really. It’s not all of Reddit who was duped, however, because Turtleboy with a slow, ad filled page or no Turtleboy at all, this scam is shameful bullshit.

God bless you people, and your rational thought. That’s all we are trying to promote here. The truth. How does anyone not see this for the scam it is, honestly? Case in point, they are continuing to raise money for the kid’s “medical bills”….while the kid is in the custody of his mother in Illinois, and the father sits in jail, and that has extended until his next hearing November 20th, at least. How does this not scream “fraudulent” to these people? His shifty eyes are front and center in a damn promotional video with the obligatory candle, soft piano music and angel wings! The kid is in Bloomington, IL –  not dead or starving to death in Uganda. It doesn’t take a degree in journalism to sniff out the bullshit here.

Regardless, we’re going to keep sticking up for truth, justice, and free speech. If giving your last $20 to some teary eyed crackhead in a polo who ignored a bunch of child custody hearings helps you sleep better at night, have at it. Just don’t say you didn’t know any better, because we published it, right here.






7 Comment(s)
  • Gitty
    November 3, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    Ublock Origin for Firefox and Chrome.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    October 16, 2018 at 10:33 am

    Hey don’t forget you ads for Shiva the domestic abuser.

    Be proud TB, be proud.

  • Crispy C
    October 15, 2018 at 10:18 pm

    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

    The content is here and great but this website is so fucking bad of course people are going to discredit the content. It’s very difficult to put into words how massive of a steaming pile of dogshit the experience is when visiting this website.

    • Y
      October 16, 2018 at 10:41 am

      I meant to convey that same sentiment earlier; thank you.
      TB, you really need to understand how miserable of an experience it is to read your content (on mobile, desktop and/or app). It’s painful.
      We realize it costs money to run a website and advertisements bring-in revenue, but the least you can do is get rid of the redirects and endless amounts of scrolling.
      Potentially, you could fix the issue with the GIANT text when you copy/paste Twitter threads because they’re illegible/indecipherable.
      Before anyone asks, yes, I donate around $5.00 per month, and I highly doubt I am the only one…
      I enjoy the content, just not the experience.

  • Judge dread
    October 15, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    Just goes to show the leftists on reddit are terrified about real, truthful news.

  • Y
    October 15, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    Well, we’ve been telling you for years that this website is a joke, not its content, but aesthetically and operationally.
    The ads are ridiculous, the page redirects are atrocious, etc.
    Clean it up and others just might take you seriously.

  • Inkedbliss
    October 15, 2018 at 6:10 pm

    WSHH is the same! Someone needs to tell Abdul , get your racks straight!

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