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Revealed Texts Show DA Joe Early’s Office Rushing To Coverup Alli Bibaud’s Arrest, Early Says He “Doesn’t Care What Turtleboy Says”

Revealed Texts Show DA Joe Early’s Office Rushing To Coverup Alli Bibaud’s Arrest, Early Says He “Doesn’t Care What Turtleboy Says”

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Worcester Magazine continues to be the biggest joke in the media that no one cares about. That’s because their editor Walter Bird has a tendency to assume that every female he covers or works with professionally wants to “get our freak on” with him, AKA let him stick is bologna baton in their tampon tunnel:

Ever since we pointed out how Mr. MeToo had compromised himself ethically by asking out and propositioning many women who were running for office (who he was alleging to write about so that he could eventually try to get them in bed) Worcester Magazine started writing about us ALL THE TIME. Or so we’ve been told. I only see their free magazine when I’m at Bushel n Peck and I’m in the market for something to line by birdcage with. And they’ve directed their employees to ALWAYS say, “Turtleboy Sports, a blog owned by Aidan Kearney of Holden” when referring to us, because they’re so mad that we exposed their sexual deviant editor.

  1. No one cares who Turtelboy is.
  2. We are all Turtleboy.
  3. The guy they all think is “Turtleboy” owns a company called Worcester Digital Marketing LLC which we contract to run our marketing campaigns.
  4. This blogger has never even met him.
  5. Holden sounds a million times nicer than Worcester. Heard they actually plow their roads and don’t have junkboxes panhandling at every stoplight.

Anyway, ever since we broke that huge story that higher ups in the Mass State Police were ordered by District Attorney Joe Early to take embarrassing information out of the arrest report of Alli Bibaud (the daughter of Early’s good buddy Tim Bibaud) Wacky Walter Walter has been desperately trying to prove that we made it all up. Today they published this article in a vain attempt to prove that DA Early dindu nuffin!!

Copies of correspondences involving District Attorney Joe Early Jr.’s office related to the arrest of Alli Bibaud do not reveal a request for special treatment of the daughter of Dudley District Court Judge Tim Bibaud. They do show Early’s office talking about the Oct. 16 arrest. Texts also reveal Early questioning media coverage of the incident. Responding to a public records request from Worcester Magazine, the DA’s office provided an email and several texts discussing Alli Bibaud’s arrest, a subsequent attempt to put her in detox and Early’s displeasure with a story by the Telegram & Gazette about the matter, among other issues.

Absent from the email and texts are any indication that Early or his office asked for special treatment of Alli Bibaud, including the altering of her arrest report, which sparked a controversy that ultimately led to the retirement of two top State Police officials and has Early’s office under investigation.

The material was provided after multiple requests to the district attorney’s office for information by Worcester Magazine. An initial request was rebuffed for being too broad. A second request resulted in no information provided. Changes to the wording of the request ultimately resulted in receiving copies of the texts below. The email, which is not included here, contained a copy of a Boston Globe story on the retirement of former State Police Col. Rich McKeon. In a text exchange between Early and Assistant District Attorney Jeff Travers, Early refers to Brendan Keenan, first assistant clerk-magistrate in Worcester District Court.

First of all, this proves absolutely nothing. As if the only way for Early to ask for a favor is via text. As if he’s dumb enough to do that via text, where his records could be researched via the freedom of information act. As if the fact that they had to ask for this three times wasn’t all the evidence they needed that they were in active coverup mode.

You can see the whole text exchange here or just read what a woman purporting to be Turtlegram and Gazette’s editor thinks on her play by play. JT is assistant district attorney Jeff Travers, and EK is ADA Edward Karcasinas:

Alli Bibaud was arrested on October 16. These texts between the people in charge of prosecuting her are the very next day. How the hell did they find out about this? Why do they refer to her father as “Timmy?” Oh yea, because they’re all best buds. And best buds cover for each other, especially when one of their daughters gets arrested for something embarrassing. At this point Timmy already knew about this daughter, and the ADA’s had seen the arrest report. They were likely trying to communicate with him so they could ask him what they should do about the “do you know how many guys I had to blow to get that?” quote in the arrest report.

Of course the real problem with this conversation is, why is it taking place in the first place? She’s already getting more consideration than an average citizen arrested for the same exact crime would have been given. THIS IS THE PROBLEM!!!

Next came the texts between ADA Travers and his boss Joe Early:

Early said, “call Brendan Keenan (clerk magistrate) when you get the chance,” in regards to Alli Bibaud’s arraignment. Would ANY OTHER DEFENDANT get this sort of treatment? Would the DA order his subordinates to make a phone call for some random junkbox arrested for the same exact crime? Nope. THIS IS THE PROBLEM!!

More ADA talk:

Then came a really fun group message between ADA Travers, Early, former Masslive reporter turned PR flak Lindsay Corcoran, PR flak Tim Connolly, Paul Jarvey, and ADA Karcasinas:

“Lead story” said Early. They’re all freaking out about the shitstorm that’s coming down on them.

My favorite was when Connolly brought up the fact that we called out Fox 25 News for reporting fake news and how we called out Judge Bibaud, Colonel McKeon, and Early, and said they all should resign:

“Thanks, but honestly I could care less what he says.”

*What they say

And trust me Joe, you definitely care what we say. This whole story that you and your cronies were trying to cover up never would’ve been made public without the turtle. We are the only media outlet that consistently calls you out on your bullshit. Our legitimacy is affirmed when your underlings feel the need to bring your blogs to our attention. You care. You totally care.

They were very happy about the Worcester Magazine article calling Turtleboy a liar, but not so happy with the Turtlgram’s coverage:

Then Early PROUDLY shared a link to a WBZ story in which one of his buddies said that redacting police reports was common:

“Very good story.”

HAAAHAHHAHAH!! This is too great. Worcester Magazine published this trying to carry Early’s water for him, but as it turns out they really just proved that he was in active coverup mode with his underlings the moment the story became public. Just look at the headline they used:

“No request for favor.”

Case closed!!

As if he couldn’t have CALLED Colonel McKeon and Dan Bennett on his private phone and told them to call down the trooper and have him change the report. As if he couldn’t have sent an email from one personal email address to another asking for the favor. This is why we’re destroying the MSM. Because we’re the only ones not run by gullible idiots.

Anyway, we own Worcester Magazine’s brain. We’ve kind of outgrown them, since we’ve literally had four Facebook pages with more followers than them. But it’s still fun to remind them once in a while how inferior they are to us. Can’t forget your roots, nah mean? And how much do we own Buttmunch Billy Shaner’s brain at Worcester Magazine? He pretty tweets about us every other day, even though we think about him…….never

“Feel free to let her know what her billion dollar company is doing to small businesses” = harassment. This is how the MSM views the word. Amazing. There’s a reason Buttmunch Billy probably qualifies for food stamps because he makes $22,000 a year writing for a free magazine.

Billy apparently doesn’t believe we have a lawyer:

Keep doubting us Buttmunch. I swear it won’t come back to bite you!! We definitely don’t have a lawyer, and we’re definitely NOT filling a class action against Facebook that they will have no choice but to settle. I swear!!

Billy thinks we’re “in trouble”:

Which is weird, because Billy works in a dying industry. After seeing more and more layoffs at MSM newspapers, Billy announced that he believes newspapers should be run like non-profits:

Which is just so perfect. A guy working for a media outlet that doesn’t make enough profits to hire real reporters, wants to turn WoMag into a non-profit so government grants can subsidize his $22,000 a year salary. Might as well. Worcester Magazine is already state controlled media.

P.S. Saw these ads on Worcester Magazine’s article:

Hey D’Iorio’s, Hunter’s Grille and Tap, Pro Automotive, and Standard Auto – whatever Worcester Mag is charging you to advertise, we will literally cut it in half. You’ll save money and most importantly you’ll be, ya know, SEEN. Because people actually read Turtleboy. All you’re doing right now is giving money to a sexual deviant’s free newspaper and no one’s seeing your business. Email us and we’ll send a billion people to your business within 48 hours. As you saw in the texts from Tim Connolly – everyone reads Turtleboy. Everyone.

17 Comment(s)
  • Truff Hurts
    January 15, 2018 at 11:48 am

    Early’s a POS

  • Melanie Reardon
    January 9, 2018 at 11:01 pm

    these people think that they are from the Bush family monarchy, or the Kennedys— or what have you— and they can just cover up the daughters arrest. What they fail to realize is that the Bush family would’ve had the daughter in rehab two years ago and wouldn’t be in this mess to begin with. If you want to act like one of these monarchies you have to do it right from the beginning. DUh

  • 2wEntEe
    January 2, 2018 at 12:19 pm

    I am Turtleboy

  • The Feeding Trough
    January 2, 2018 at 11:18 am

    When does the cop who resigned with the giant pension start his next six figure hack gig heading up sucurity over at the college?

  • Dick Dover
    January 2, 2018 at 8:50 am

    Spend half the post trashing Worcester Magazine, spend the other half ripping off their reporting. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.

    Honestly at this point I’m even wondering if TBS ‘broke’ this story – notice no one even mentions TBS stories in their txts. Prob another exaggeration… err, sorry, just more ‘modern journalism’.

    Know why Daley isn’t worried about TBS? Cause he’s an in-joke for Worcester politicians now. Think anyone around here is worried about a site that 99% of the time scrapes the bottom of the FB drain? TBS didn’t get anyone ‘kicked out’ of MSP – actual media outlets and reporters did that. Then some site claims they did it & everyone laughs and laughs and laughs.

    Don’t worry – I’m sure the app will fix everything…

    • Sloppy
      January 2, 2018 at 9:04 am

      Oh, hi there Billy Shirtlifter.
      You get a haircut yet?

  • bigdaddy
    Joe Early
    January 2, 2018 at 7:26 am

    I can do whatever I want because of the D after my name the brain dead voters will reelect me

    • bigdaddy
      Jim McGovern
      January 2, 2018 at 7:28 am

      If you need any thing you know where to find me

      • True Reality Speaks
        E Boyler (aka Mary)
        January 2, 2018 at 2:40 pm

        I voted for both of you, Fauxcahontas, and Maura Healey, but then thought it would be cool and different and then voted for Bernie. One cuck voting for another, right?

        Trump wants to take away my SSDI, Section 8, EBT, etc – that’s gotta be racist or sexist or some kinda -ism, amirite?

  • Vicxh
    January 2, 2018 at 6:05 am

    I would give Ali a detox bed whenever she wanted. I would fire the DA.

  • Citizen John
    January 2, 2018 at 1:55 am

    Bird needs to retire, he has a scary look too. Most of the remaining culprits are state employees. If one knows how the state really works. This is just the tip of the iceberg. Dirty, is a understatement. Throw in scared and paranoid too.

  • Dick Dover
    January 2, 2018 at 12:37 am

    That’s funny, a lot of people don’t care what turtleboy says..
    Like a Yankee Jerry Springer,
    You townie losers can’t get enough.

  • Steven Stover
    January 2, 2018 at 12:09 am

    Silly Billy Shaner said non profits. I think he means no profit at the T&G and the trash can liner available at supermarket exits. I forgot it existed except TB reminded me. Called Worcester Magazine. I remember when they both were rather good publications.

  • Sloppy
    January 1, 2018 at 11:23 pm

    Regarding that Bill Shirtlifter guy from that wood stove starter tabloid, someone ought to tell him that white guys with beards and ponytails with their hair parted in the middle look like total hippie pussies.
    The only way to pull off that look is to be a convicted murderer and always have on a sleeveless denim jacket with 1% motorcycle gang emblems on the back.

    • Mack
      January 2, 2018 at 9:11 am

      Correct, I think him & Bird are time travelers from 1969.

    • Walter
      January 2, 2018 at 6:47 pm

      Womag advertisers have GOT to know that NO ONE sees thier ads. All they have to do is see the pile of magazines is the same ALL WEEK. 100 dropped off, 7 days later about 100 still there. Sad. Funny, but sad. Buy an ad on the side of a trash receptacle downtown, more people will see that. Or above a urinal.

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