Revere Junkie Driving Around With Unrestrained Crotch Fruit Contacted North Shore Turtlebabe In 2017 To Shame A Rival Ratchet


Last night’s blog about the Revere junkies driving around all fucked up, texting up a storm while threatening to slap a 4 year old who they refer to as a “fat fucking pig,” has been making the rounds. We have a followup on that story that you’re going to enjoy, but you have to subscribe to our YouTube channel (or just tune in) for the live show tonight at 9 PM. Click here to subscribe.

Let’s just say, that she’s emailed North Shore Turtlebabe several times a couple years back to have us write blogs about rival ratchets she doesn’t like, and NSTB will be joining myself and G.I. Turtle to discuss. We’re also gonna be giving you a preview of the Kylie Kilpatrick series coming up this week, and review a couple of the other big stories of the Christmas week. See ya at 9.


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25 Comment(s)
  • Dale from SWeymouth
    December 29, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    ” but you have to subscribe to our YouTube channel (or just tune in) for the live show tonight at 9 PM. Click here to subscribe.”
    F off UTB.
    Your blog sucks.

    • Kellys Landing
      December 29, 2019 at 11:57 pm

      SWeymouth?? Take a hot shot of heroin and die..

  • Elizabeth Warren 2020
    December 29, 2019 at 10:31 pm

    My welfare dollars at work. Trump 2020

  • Josh from Stoneham
    December 29, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    This blog is now pathetic

  • Steve
    December 29, 2019 at 7:15 pm

    That outfit screams I’m a shit stain.

  • WOP smacker
    December 29, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    greaseball dago slut Gia

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    December 29, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    Welcome to social media, where people spend their time verbally sodomizing themselves.

  • Greta Thunberg
    December 29, 2019 at 6:19 pm

    How Dare you!

    • WOP smacker
      December 29, 2019 at 9:33 pm

      fuck off you retarded titless cunt

      • No just no
        December 30, 2019 at 7:50 am

        Wop smacker,
        Are you a pedophile? She’s like 16. Who would take notice of her bust size. Ew.

        • WOP smacker
          December 30, 2019 at 5:49 pm

          apparently not a homo like you

          • No just no
            December 31, 2019 at 6:29 am

            Calling someone a homo in defense of being a chomo, doesn’t make you any less of a sick fuck. Again, she’s like 16.
            Also, calling someone a homo? What are you thirteen, unoriginal or stupid?

  • Rosie O'Donnells Stunt Penis
    December 29, 2019 at 5:53 pm


    • Rod Ramsey
      December 29, 2019 at 9:09 pm

      I go by the binary scale and she’s definitely a zero.

  • Judge dread
    December 29, 2019 at 5:08 pm

    This is tapped. This is why I love TBS.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 29, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    You know that ugly whore has a crusty clam that smells like hot garbage

  • I’m white
    December 29, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    I hate white people

    • Startled Pancake
      December 29, 2019 at 6:09 pm

      You hate the White People who act Black.

      Which means you don’t know any true Whites, you ratchet fuck, you.

    • Yeah, but...
      December 29, 2019 at 7:05 pm

      …you love chugging cock!

      • Started Pancake
        December 29, 2019 at 8:33 pm

        Ah, Projection.

        It’s not just for IMAX theaters any more.

        • Surprised Egg McMuffin
          December 29, 2019 at 9:26 pm


  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    December 29, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    I adore the way Mark teases his son and calls him “a fat hunk of sh**.” He said it so lovingly and playful. He truly is a great dad. The taxpayer funded “Parenting Journey for Fathers” program surely works and needs to be expanded. Higher taxes can bring us great programs like this!

  • Stewart Nod
    December 29, 2019 at 4:07 pm

    I miss NSTB so much!

  • Dees nutz
    December 29, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    Wow. Even a snapchat filter couldn’t fix the fugly skankatron. If you put your dick near her it would fall off within a week…

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      December 29, 2019 at 4:08 pm

      I’m guessing you’ll never ask her how they taste? Lol

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