Rian Waters Is Suing Because He Can’t Eat Mandarin Oranges Due To State Police, Springfield Police, Court Appointed Attorney, Maura Healey, Facebook, And TB Conspiring Against Him


Last night on the Live Show I went over the lawsuit that dog killing woman beater Rian Waters filed against me in federal court. If you don’t know who Rian Waters is click here to catch up. In a nutshell, he sued me after a blog was published about his arrest for beating the mother of the child he has never paid a dime in child support for and killing their dog, he lost miserably despite assistance from Attorney Michael T. Gaffney, and he has tried and failed since then to file multiple criminal complaints against me. My last hearing with him was in December of 2019, and at the end of the hearing (31:25 mark) he vowed to commit suicide within the next two months after he found out he had lost.

But of course he would never do that because he’s a narcissist and coward, and although he would assault a woman and kill a dog, he would never hurt or kill himself.

Here’s last night show where I went over the complaint. I’m going to be giving content like this to YouTube subscribers first, so click here to subscribe to the YouTube channel and never miss out.


Here’s the entire complaint, along with his application to have legal fees waived due to indigence.




He’s suing the following people and/or agencies:

  • Facebook (for allowing me on their platform)
  • Google (for allowing me on YouTube)
  • Me
  • Bristol Blarney (for writing blogs about him)
  • The entire Springfield Police Department (in particular Officer Hernandez for not filing charges against me for wiretapping, perjury, and witness intimidation)
  • Mass AG Maura Healey (presumably for not charging me with a crime)
  • Martha Smith-Blackmore (the forensic veterinarian who determined that the dog was killed by getting kicked in the back, and conspired with me by responding to an email I sent)
  • Palmer Police Officer Jeremey Haley (for arresting Rian for beating his girlfriend and killing the dog, and then stealing $300 from Rian while allowing him to keep $2,000)
  • Attorney William Higgins (his court appointed defense attorney who didn’t use non-usable information given to him by Rian’s unnamed paid for attorney that could’ve exonerated him earlier)
  • State Police Lt Jim Dalton (for not using the power of the state to force me at gunpoint into stopping me from publishing blogs about Rian)


The best part are the damages:

I gave him a disorder because I wrote and spoke about his insane lawsuits, and recently this disorder progressed to the point where he was diagnosed with GERD and can no longer consume mandarin oranges or drink moderate amount of fruit juice.

At least he admits that his defeat in the civil lawsuit was a “humiliating loss.”

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go eat some mandarin oranges, because they are SO delicious. I feel bad for anyone who can’t eat them.



30 Comment(s)
    November 1, 2020 at 11:22 pm

    OR Moderate Amounts of Fruit Juice

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    October 31, 2020 at 10:26 pm

    Turtleboy begging for money for legal fees coming in 3-2-1…

  • North of the Border
    October 30, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    Vexatious litigant, anyone?

    Jesus, next thing you know, he’ll be suing his cellmate for not using a condom. Oh, the humanity!

  • Trish Farulla
    October 30, 2020 at 6:46 pm

    Real word altercations? Hmm…..I highly doubt he was able to spell even before TB’s write-ups.

  • D.B. Cooper
    October 30, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    Hey Rian,

    Go get a job you FUCKING LOOSER.
    You will forever be a piece of shit for what you did to that woman and her dog. Fuck you asshole, karma has your name in capital letters and a date marked.

    If 1776.2 kicks off next week, faggots like you are not going to do well.

    • American I.Q
      October 30, 2020 at 4:14 pm

      Looser? Did you do time with him?

  • Click
    October 30, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    A picture of two goofy bastards.

  • Inspector gadget
    October 30, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    Its pretty obvious he knows he has no case. Im betting hes just hoping facebook will block tbs and haley will get tough on tbs because they have to spend time and money dealing with the fallout associated with tbs.

    • JoeMomma
      October 30, 2020 at 1:12 pm

      What fallout?
      Facebook’s team of lawyers looked at it and all had a good laugh.

  • Done with this shit
    October 30, 2020 at 11:35 am

    Sob. Poor you. Your dog can’t eat mandarin oranges either.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    October 30, 2020 at 11:32 am

    He is going after the MA Attorney General Maura Healy with a frivolous lawsuit? What could go wrong?

    Like she doesn’t have the resources and manpower to bury him. Be careful what you ask for.

    He’d have a better chance trying to invade China in rowboat than sticking it to Healy.

    I can’t wait to hear the future outcome of this train wreck.

  • He is such a little bitch
    October 30, 2020 at 11:02 am

    He has Gerd because he sucked mike gagme’s cock a bit too much!
    And good luck to him for going after AG muff muncher. Shes a feminazi man hater and will fuck him to hell and back just because he identifies as a man.
    I’m not sure if it really is a man but because he identifies as one. And is trying to waste her time while shes trying to sue trump and make even more ludicrous and unconstitutional gun laws. Shes gonna fuck its life 6 ways to Sunday

  • Da Nang Class Of 1968
    October 30, 2020 at 10:32 am

    Your job is to go out and find land mines kid.

    • JoeMomma
      October 30, 2020 at 1:14 pm

      I’ll even provide you with a stick at no cost to you.

  • Bag of Rats
    October 30, 2020 at 10:25 am

    This kid is delusional. He actually wrote he can’t eat mandarin oranges.
    Does he understand the power of a company like Facebook or Google? The number of attorneys they can bring to bear on him?
    He would be CRUSHED under a mountain of paperwork if they chose to do it, but as everyone with more brain cells than Rian knows, these companies are not responsible for the content people post on their platform.
    I am curious as to what he thinks will happen here. Does he see himself as some lone wolf crusader? That FB or Google will be afraid and reach out with a settlement?
    Now you poked Maura Healy. Yes I am very sure she wants to take the time out of her day to deal with this nonsense.
    He continues to have zero self awareness or sense of responsibility for anything he has ever done.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    October 30, 2020 at 10:22 am

    Rian, sometimes you’re the dog, sometimes you’re the hydrant.

    Since the dog is already dead, you’re always going to be the hydrant.

    Get used to it.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      October 30, 2020 at 5:23 pm

      You have no idea how the dog died, right Lee? No Empress Plate Special today?

  • Ed Gein
    October 30, 2020 at 10:18 am

    One of his legs would make a great wind sock.

    • Greta Thunberg
      October 30, 2020 at 10:24 am

      How Dare You!!!

    • george costanza
      Chef Dahmer Food Network
      October 30, 2020 at 4:53 pm

      I call dibs on the other!

  • Metros Empty Nutsack
    October 30, 2020 at 10:11 am

    My lovely wife adores him.

  • Paul Shanley
    October 30, 2020 at 10:05 am

    The poor lad just needs someone to give him a proper pink sock.

  • Edgar Winters Tanning Bed
    October 30, 2020 at 10:00 am

    Somewhere,somehow Amanda Sawyer must be involved.

  • John Wayne Gacy
    October 30, 2020 at 9:55 am

    Would it be helpful if I shoved a box of Clementines up his ass?

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    October 30, 2020 at 9:53 am

    He said he can’t get a job.

    I seem to remember him saying he was making a killing playing cards at the casino. Maybe the IRS should see if he claimed all those winnings.

    Rian should be sued for harassment IMO.

    • NOT Maura Healey
      October 31, 2020 at 8:39 am

      Oh, A little birdie told me MA Department of Revenue is searching the various hobo camps for Captain cockmunch. I’m told they’re waving bags of oranges and listening for the pathetic whining.

    • juror seven esq.
      October 31, 2020 at 9:44 pm

      Lee I was thinking the very same thing. Way back he was bragging about how good of a player he was.

  • Mr. Wonderful
    October 30, 2020 at 9:52 am

    Nutbar Factor 6

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