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Rich Catholic Narcissist Douchequeef Rejects $100K From Bob Kraft For His Haitian Orphanage School So He Can Virtue Signal To The Globe 

 

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The Boston Globe’s obsession with Bob Kraft’s spam javelin continues….

They’re mad that a judge wouldn’t release video of Kraft getting a handy so they decided to write this puff piece about a rich, virtue signaling narcissist who turned down a $100,000 donation that would’ve gone to help needy kids in Haiti.

Let’s look at what they had to say.

This is not The Onion. A deacon in the Roman Catholic church, which invented and perfected the art of raping boys and then moving the rapists around from parish to parish instead of calling the cops, has the minerals to turn down $100K for needy Haitian orphans because he’s offended by a sex scandal. You can’t make this stuff up. His lack of awareness is so remarkable that only the Boston Globe wouldn’t be able to see it.

By turning this down Patrick Moynihan’s life remains the same as it was before. He’ll still fly back to the states and live a comfortable, sheltered American life, while patting himself on the back for saving brown people. But according to him Kraft’s money would’ve covered “education, lodging, meals, and other costs,” for 50 student for an entire year.

They will now go without so that this white guy can feel good about himself.

The whole idea that you’re virtuous for turning down money because it comes from a guy who paid money for a consensual mushroom rub is utterly absurd. Let’s keep in mind who the primary source of revenue for his project has been:

His brother Brian, the CEO of Bank of America. An organization that was twice bailed out by the U.S. government during the financial crisis a decade ago because they were “too big to fail.” An organization that wrote hundreds of thousands of loans to people who they knew would probably not be able to pay those loans back, leading to a surge in foreclosures, an increase in unemployment, and a complete crash of the economy. How many people lost their homes because Bank of America was too greedy and irresponsible to deny them loans? Patrick Moynihan will take their money (which was really the taxpayer’s money after they were bailed out) despite the fact that people suffered as a result of BoA having that money, but he won’t take Bob Kraft’s money because he was a lonely old man who wanted a handy.

It’s OK though, because his brother is one of the “good” bank CEO’s:

Translation – we’re increasing the amount of automation and ATMs.

And how did the Globe find out about this story in the first place? Oh right, he contacted them because he knows damn well that they would NEVER miss out on an opportunity to shit on Bob Kraft. If he were actually virtuous and had a problem with Kraft’s money then he would’ve privately told them no and moved on with his life. Instead he bragged to the paper about it because he wants to be a feminist cult icon.

How did Patrick Moynihan accrue his wealth, and find himself in the financial position where he is able to afford to play white savior in the Caribbean?

He was a commodities trader of course. Very virtuous. Of course what he’s really mad about is that Kraft didn’t get back to him right away about the donation.

He’s rightfully taking shit from a lot of people for this one, but yet he continues to post stuff like this on Twitter:

Right. Kraft should resign for getting a handjob, but your brother doesn’t have to resign after crashing the economy. Makes sense.

He says he wants to “empower” women in Haiti.

But if he really wanted to empower them then he’d take Kraft’s money and use it to help the women in Haiti obtain an education. I think we can all agree he doesn’t actually care about people in Haiti nearly as much as he does about his own public image though. It’s all about him:

He also saves labor unions by refusing to take an Uber.

Good news for the Haitian people though – he wrote this column in a Providence Journal op-ed in 2016:

You guys don’t need that $100K because you can just kind of help yourselves. Your struggles in a third world shithole aren’t nearly as important as this rich asshole’s desire to feel good about himself.

 

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17 Comment(s)
  • Mike
    May 7, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    So this guy is opposed to accepting a donation from widower that paid a concerting woman in her 50’s for an agreed upon “sexual” favor but will happily stump for an organization that has raped children globally and hid the criminals that did it? Makes sense.

  • Captain Trips
    May 7, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    Force the fucking guy to live in Haiti for a year with little money. If he survives past a week that is

  • AgingCynic
    May 7, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    Don’t forget about Brian Moynihan’s right hand at B of A: Anne Finucane, (Mrs. Mike Barnicle). So much virtue signaling……

  • Asshole
    May 7, 2019 at 11:00 am

    Test

  • That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
    May 6, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Haiti was as always to the stern of “The Pearl”

  • Gibbs
    May 6, 2019 at 2:50 pm

    I’ve got 6 kids to take care of I’ll take that $. Shit I’ll jerk Kraft off myself for 100k

  • Rumpleforeskin
    May 6, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    He’s just jealous of Bobby boy…..cuz there’s no way even a prostitute would go near that fat bloated mess.

  • Libtard Cuck
    May 6, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    Bob Kraft is an altrustic and caring man who’s done more for the down trodden than me or anyone else I know, and just so happens to enjoy full body massage with release from hardworking, age apporiate, Asian massues whom he has the tendenacy to generously overpay. Am I missing anything?

  • Randall Guy
    May 6, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    What a complete tool.

  • Big Wick
    May 6, 2019 at 11:51 am

    What a turd. Hope he’s no relation to my former senator Daniel Patrick. I love his stylish flannel paisley pajama shirt. What the hell does he mean, alluding Tom Brady’s success is tied to Haitians’ performance? And how the hell is the Uber business model “criminal?” Seems more like entrepreneuring innovation, an application of capitalism… which he MUST understand, based on his former occupation. I hope if Bob Kraft crosses paths with Paddy-boy, he gives him a big “FU.”

  • Citypoint
    May 6, 2019 at 11:46 am

    I guess Patrick was in Haiti when the Brian”what are you wearing” McGrory sexual harassment story broke. Or the other staff writer who was caught snapping the carrot in his doorway looking at the women across the hall.
    And on top of it all Fat Pat looks like a smug douche.

  • TheCureForHope
    May 6, 2019 at 11:45 am

    Did I miss something? Has Robert Kraft been found guilty?

  • I see Dumb people... Everywhere
    May 6, 2019 at 11:38 am

    Couldnt agree more with TurtleBoys stance on this. When I first heard the breaking news the very first words out of my mouth were he is only doing this to look like one of the good ones .. Gaurantee he will now rech out to everyone witb sone type of go fraud me campaign to help offset the huge finacial blow that the donation from Mr. Kart wouod of covered.I strongly believe he most likely requestdmuch more than 100000 donation and he was upset Mr. Kraftdidnt offer up more money. Therefore his next steps will be 1 turn down funds from the old man ✅ virtual signal to everyone ✅ beg for more donations from other organizations to reward his heroism by turning down money from a widow who got a handy to help the poor people in his poor school that desperatly needs funds now.. That one will be coming next.. Then virtual signaling rich white guy gets pats on back and fatter pockets from other organizations… Fucking ppl never cease to amaze me

  • Evil Suit
    May 6, 2019 at 11:32 am

    The reason his brother donated shares of BOA stock instead of cash is because he writes off the fully appreciated value including gains on which he never has to pay taxes. A donation is a donation but let’s not pretend that Brian Moynihan is so virtuous. He’s donating shares that are the rightful property of the taxpayers and beating the taxman twice in the process.

    • z
      May 7, 2019 at 2:10 pm

      And Kraft isn’t?

      Kraft may also expect favorable publicity over the 100K donation. I don’t know, but Kraft has
      taken advantage of the publicity of donations before. Considering that Kraft didn’t acknowledge this guy before Krafts current situation, I’m betting Kraft was trying to buy some redemption.

      Way back in the 80s when CNN was owned by Ted Turner, there was a weekend show called “This week in Japan”. Japanese news done by Japanese people with an english voice over. The show was more or less sponsored by Sagawa Express. Sagawa Express was run by a guy (Kiyoshi Sagawa) who was patting himself on the back in hope of a Noble Peace Prize, when there were rumors he was a Japanese war criminal. There’d be video clips of him donating this or that. The best was him donating to children that were lepers in Nepal. Change a couple of things and he came across as the dear leader in N. Korea with the fawning the child lepers were doing. The cute little lepers with their dirty faces and rags for clothes.

      This guy shouldn’t take the money if he feels this way.
      He also shouldn’t pat himself on the back publicly for doing so.

  • Chester the Fupa Molester
    May 6, 2019 at 11:21 am

    The man has Morals so didn’t the Pats Defensive Coordinator and character coach. You can’t blame a man for having a good Moral Compass. But hey you’re a Patriots fan what do you know about Morals? Doesn’t matter if they cheated a win is a win amiright

  • Betty Ford
    May 6, 2019 at 11:17 am

    Devils advocate — maybe purely strategic on the douchbag’s part?

    Maybe he thinks by showing his beaconness to the world and getting all this free publicity, he can raise much more than $100k.

    But if it isn’t a calculated risk, then of course he’s just a douchebag. And lets not kid ourselves please at the fraudulence that is a non-profit.

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