Rockport Shmenzer Pirate Shames 2 Kids Whose Dad Died For Littering After Released Sky Lantern With Dad’s Name On It Lands In Her Horse Paddock


was This is Caslyn Bennett, originally from Holden but now residing in Rockport.

In Rockport it’s tradition on Rockport Illumination Night to sometimes light sky lanterns that float away. Two local kids this year lost their father and made a sky lantern in his honor and wrote their names on it. Obviously this is something that will live with them forever and was heartbreaking for the community.

Well, Caslyn ended up finding it and immediately took to Instagram to shame the children for littering because she didn’t like that it ended up in her horse’s paddock.


#Humanssuck #Trash

Yes, in particularly you.

“Your balloons and lanterns don’t go to heaven.”

Imagine waking up every day with your cunt meter being that high? This spoiled little horse girl was mildly inconvenienced by something that meant the world to some kids who lost their father, so she shamed them on IG because she wants to save the planet from balloons. What a twat.


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124 Comment(s)
  • Fake Rant Queen
    September 7, 2020 at 11:55 pm

    I really feel sorry for that horse. #EquineLivesMatter

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    September 6, 2020 at 12:31 pm

    What a self-important twat. “Look at me, I’m helping save the planet.” The writing on the lantern looks like little kids wrote it yet this basic bitch goes online bashing the fact these poor kids are mourning. Chicks like this is one of the reasons the millenials are so hated. Listen Caslyn, go to Starbucks and get yourself a nice hot pumpkin spice latte with soy milk and spill it on your lap while driving. You deserve to treat yourself to a nice burnt lady parts.

  • Dr Wu
    Roy Rogers
    September 5, 2020 at 10:19 am

    Just to remind you: Horses are people too!!

  • T
    September 5, 2020 at 9:02 am

    Thats the fortnite Loot Lama on that balloon!!!!! Shes a fucking bitch.

  • dale woodman
    B L M
    September 4, 2020 at 10:29 pm


  • Bob Murchison
    September 4, 2020 at 6:55 pm

    Any photos of the horses schlong?


  • This is why we get laughed at
    September 4, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    There’s only one state in the entire country that bans all fireworks and that of course would be Massachusetts. Because of people like this woman. Who majored in environmental bullshit or something or another but still doesn’t know that paper is biodegradable.

  • Me
    September 4, 2020 at 5:57 pm

    Exactly the point, those lanterns have to land some where and can be a danger. Google the disaster 1980 ballon release for context.

  • Joe Kennedy
    September 4, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    I believe she is a CUNTNUGGET! For those that do not know what a cuntnugget is here is the meaning behind it:
    a derogatory term used to refer to an annoying, bitchy, or otherwise unfavorably viewed twat, which compares the referent to a piece of dried period blood, cum (male or female) or some other refuse found in an unclean vaginal cavity, or on the surrounding labia

    Also is her boyfriend a soy boy? Just wondering if my good friend Alex Morse fucked him in the ass?

  • Judge dread
    September 4, 2020 at 3:18 pm

    I do not know if people like this women were always crazy or if this is COVAIDS lockdown related insanity. My guess is it’s probably a combination of both.

    Social media and lockdowns are creating a know new segment of people who are insane…

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      September 5, 2020 at 2:53 am

      Horse people are ALWAYS this crazy. I think they like being up high so they can look down upon everyone else.

      Pick up after your dog. Your horse can shit anywhere.

  • Jacques Doucheteau
    September 4, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    What an entitled squeezebox. If an animal is dumb enough to eat a balloon, it is dumb enough to die from it. These monsters won’t even let people mourn in their own way.

    If #humansaretheworstplague, why don’t you be a leader and dispose of yourself? Step up to the plate!

    • Dr Wu
      Dr Wu
      September 4, 2020 at 1:44 pm

      Which reminds me: If dolphins are so fucking smart, how do they always get caught in tuna nets?

  • Biden Revisionist History
    September 4, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    A nagger invented the lightbulb

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    September 4, 2020 at 10:57 am

    That white horse would make an awesome background for a spray painted BLM banner

  • Orion
    September 4, 2020 at 10:43 am

    What a giant cunt. Hopefully she gets some shit on her facebook and instagram page.

  • Brian Sullivan
    Rooney Eats It
    September 4, 2020 at 10:13 am

    I call her “Doesn’t Like Horses”

    But I know she’s lying…

  • hartf811
    Beverly Farms
    September 4, 2020 at 9:59 am

    To be sure this horsecock loving swamp donkey sucks.

    But I do agree that the current wave of street side and sidewalk memorials have gotten completely out of control.

    I first saw them on old rt.101 in NH in the early 1970’s when some drunk coming from the beach drifted across the centerline and head on’d a family in a station wagon.

    A cross went up.

    Then a second and like mushrooms after a summer rain they were everywhere.

    Now every wetback that gets offed or OD’s in Lynn, Milford, Lawrence or some other 3rd world shithole city gets the wetback version of a memorial to the Great War and the requisite RIP stickers on a fleet of clapped out Honda Civics.

    Your loss is YOUR loss.
    Keep your shit out of my backyard.
    That goes for Rockport too.

  • Sweet Jesus
    September 4, 2020 at 9:52 am

    First this cruel bitch, now sociopaths here threatening the poor innocent horse — WTF is wrong with people.

    • Snarky Pete
      September 4, 2020 at 12:34 pm

      We’re just horsing around

  • Tuukka Rask
    September 4, 2020 at 9:02 am

    Caslyn Bennett of Rockport.

    • Mama Cass
      September 4, 2020 at 10:00 am

      So that 508 579 6075 number to her mobile phone did work ….

  • Dragon 88
    September 4, 2020 at 8:50 am

    $750.00 to any Turtle Rider who can deliver us that horse.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      September 5, 2020 at 2:56 am

      Hot Tip: There was a hawk, 2 raccoons, and a skunk expired on Rte. 3 between 495 and the N.H. border this afternoon.

      Empress Plate Specials for everyone!

  • Frank Perdues Ghost
    September 4, 2020 at 8:43 am

    Just one throat punch.

  • Nancy Kerrigans teeth
    September 4, 2020 at 8:41 am

    I’d like a piece of that Stallion

  • Donkey Kong
    September 4, 2020 at 8:13 am

    What a nasty equine glazed donut.

  • Charlie Parker
    September 4, 2020 at 8:03 am

    I will lift the mask mandate if she allows me to take a large
    lobster and corn dump on her chest.

  • Larry Nassar
    September 4, 2020 at 7:56 am

    Is it wrong that I get pleasure from seeing her hold a balloon
    of a donkey by its balloon knot?

  • Spuds McKenzie
    September 4, 2020 at 7:47 am

    When I worked at the Budweiser plant in Merrimack this lady would come and take they tour every week. One day we caught her sexually fondling a Clydesdale named “Big Shooter”. She was lapping his nuts and penis. She was subsequently banned from the premises.

  • Idi Amin
    September 4, 2020 at 7:43 am

    Id hit her carrot hole.

    • Papa Doc Duvalier
      September 4, 2020 at 9:35 am

      Tonton anyone??

  • Cvb
    September 4, 2020 at 7:20 am

    Yeah I just search for her IG I cant find it it must be down ….

    • Illegal Alien Welfare Queen
      September 4, 2020 at 8:24 am

      Perhaps she learned a lesson in public shaming.

    • Stalker McGee
      September 4, 2020 at 9:31 am

      It’s now dhf8ajbvoahzucjdu

  • Bristol = Obese, Liberal Foot Stamp Whale
    September 4, 2020 at 7:19 am

    Plot twist: the balloon was released by George Floyd’s kids.

    • Dukakis’ Dookie
      September 10, 2020 at 2:25 am

      Of course, that’s a different story. Big Ms. Save-The-Planet wouldn’t dare go there.

  • Lou c. Fer
    September 4, 2020 at 7:17 am

    She’s going to say she was being bullied then she’s going to say she’s gonna kill her self hopefully she reads his comments and realizes she kind of made a wrong decision. Or maybe her man ? will stick up for her? I was wonder who these people are that married people like this

  • moober
    September 4, 2020 at 6:51 am

    Horse owner’s are the worst fucking cunts. Just let your horse shit anywhere it wants and just ignore it. Hopefully she gets thrown from the horse soon.

    • North of the Border
      September 4, 2020 at 10:47 pm

      Me too! Bitch needs to learn to take a header properly.
      Christopher Reeve

  • Karls Sausage Kitchen
    September 4, 2020 at 5:51 am

    Her poor Brown Eye.Probably has not shit solid in years.

  • I Fought The Law and The LAW WON
    September 4, 2020 at 1:05 am

    100% Dead Antifa ShitBag Michael Forest Reinoehl, 48,
    Wasted by the popo.
    Awe too bad antifa faggot.

  • Hervé Villechaize
    September 4, 2020 at 1:03 am

    Pony love for sure.

  • Hugh Mungous
    September 4, 2020 at 12:28 am

    You fat fucking cunt. I only wish I was still in Afghanistan I would call in an airstrike on yer GUNT

  • T.R.
    September 4, 2020 at 12:09 am

    I genuinely feel bad for those kids if they know she went cuntzilla on their tribute to their dad.
    With that in mind, she needs split cheeks and brownpounding.
    That creampie should have a few blood tears in the froth when the deed is done.
    Video evidence capturing her facial expressions and the rough penetration in splitscreen to be sent to her cucksband to be for extra humiliation.
    Bonus points if he dumps her for becoming damaged goods.

    September 3, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    Two primates were killed and 10 more were wounded Wednesday in shootings across Chicago.
    A 16 percent kill rate for the groids.

    • Chi Boon Fan Club
      September 3, 2020 at 11:36 pm

      MELVILLE, N.Y. — Authorities are investigating a Long Island bar that posted on Instagram that it was taking bets on whether Chicago or New York City would see more shootings over Labor Day weekend.

      The Cliffton, a bar in Patchogue, New York, shared photos of a paper grid hung in the bar with patrons placing bets on the number of shootings in the two cities, Newsday reported Tuesday. The winner would take home an unspecified cash prize.

      • Oh too funny!
        September 4, 2020 at 4:22 am

        That’s a fag bar!

        • Truth is Better Than Fiction
          September 4, 2020 at 9:37 am

          Even the fags want naggers gone

  • My balloons go to heaven...
    September 3, 2020 at 11:12 pm

    Maybe your balloons don’t go to heaven because you’re a virtue signaling twat.

  • How much carbon does that horse burn through?
    September 3, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    Boggles the mind that someone would be that much of a soulless witch to shit all over two children who lost their father. I hope that horse pretends her head is a soccer ball some day.

  • Guinea Geisha
    September 3, 2020 at 10:51 pm

    If this bitch died… BLM would stage a riot in her honor. Her soul is that fucking dark.

    • Kyle R
      September 3, 2020 at 11:44 pm

      No they wouldn’t don’t give her that much credit.

  • Baker-Walsh Economic Collapse
    September 3, 2020 at 10:27 pm

    Three popular, neighboring restaurants in Boston’s Back Bay are all being closed or put up for sale amid financial difficulties and challenges caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.

    The restaurants are Lir, an Irish pub, The Pour House, a bar and grill, and McGreevy’s, a sports bar owned by Ken Casey of the Dropkick Murphys. Lir and The Pour House both announced their plans within 24 hours. The Fours recently announced the closure of the iconic sports bar on Canal Street and Cheers closed the Faneuil Hall Marketplace location.

    Thanks for nothing Guv Baker you corona cunt.

    • Do The Reich Thing
      September 3, 2020 at 10:35 pm

      Hey, now hey! He saved MILLIONS of lives you know. I mean, look, so long as Chelsea, Everett, Lynn, Lowell and whatever bottom feeding shitbag town has one single case we all must suffer! Charlie is sitting at home stroking it heavy and hard at the latest scalps he’s collected.

    • SHIVA
      September 3, 2020 at 11:31 pm

      I told yoU, he is a FckIng SCUMBAG

    • I smell a Class Action Lawsuit from nightclub owners...
      September 4, 2020 at 6:22 am

      I also recently read articles regarding the closing of these and other nightclub establishments. Baker has RUINED so many peoples lives by stealing their livelihood right out from underneath them. They weren’t eligible for any help because they have been shuttered by Baker since March. It’s time to get together and file a class action for damages. This country has gone to hell in a handbasket.

      • Illegal Alien Welfare Queen
        September 4, 2020 at 8:28 am

        I keep hearing that the law suits will commence any day now. What are they waiting for?

    • micksmercantile
      Wastefield Bartender
      September 6, 2020 at 12:11 pm

      I work at a club out in Western MA. We fall under Phase 4 which means we are not allowed to reopen until there is a cure or vaccine. Commie Baker has not only ruined the lives of owners, but I’ve been out of work since March 16th. There are so many of us out of work that it is pure insanity. The only interviews I’ve gone on have been in CT because the only places hiring in my area have been corporate and any bartender worth their salt would rather chew rocks than work corporate. The only non-corporate I’ve seen is Nathan’s in Springfield and I’m sure as hell not working somewhere that Unc has blogged about, more than once. We’ve got lower covid numbers than a lot of the country yet the highest unemployment in the whole goddamn country. He is a worthless mouth piece that all the dems love because he is protecting us from Covid and wants safe places for junkies to shoot up. Fuck Baker.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    September 3, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    I stand with Caslyn! These little assholes have no right to release balloons into our environment! They’re white for God’s sake!

  • Spic Tormentor
    September 3, 2020 at 10:18 pm

    I’d hit it… repeatedly in the face with a fucking crowbar.

    • Spic Tormentor
      September 3, 2020 at 10:20 pm

      Wow. Another “hilarious” recycled joke by my idol that will probably get 20+ upvotes in the next 5 minutes. Fucking loser.

      • Captain Trips
        September 4, 2020 at 3:33 am

        Monkey boner!

    • The Spic Tormentor
      Having Conversations with yourself
      September 4, 2020 at 7:07 am

      Is stupid and pathetic

      • Defending the name "spic tormentor"
        September 4, 2020 at 10:38 am

        Is also stupid and pathetic

  • Do The Reich Thing
    September 3, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    Do us a favor and don’t litter the planet with any offspring. We have enough self important douche bags to last a few generations.

  • observer
    September 3, 2020 at 10:00 pm

    I’ll tell you about people in Rockport. The place has no bars, so the fine people in Rockport drive over to Gloucester, get loaded and drive home drunk.
    And then shittalk about Gloucester people and all the drunks in the bars and how superior they are in Rockport for not having bars.
    The town also has lots of blm signs on their lawns.

  • Dog poopageddon
    September 3, 2020 at 9:56 pm

    Ever been to rockport stuff on FB. It’s a treasure trove. Have at it…was wondering when you’d take notice.

  • Joe Jim Crow Biden
    September 3, 2020 at 9:37 pm

    Back at Wachusett she got drilled by the entire football team a bunch of times.

    • Snarky Pete
      September 3, 2020 at 9:52 pm

      I heard it was the polo team.

      • Joe Kennedy
        September 4, 2020 at 8:00 am

        I heard it was a Greek football team!

  • Twat
    September 3, 2020 at 9:04 pm

    Hey, unc, I resemble that remark. Nyuck, nyuck nyuck.

  • North of the Border
    September 3, 2020 at 8:40 pm

    Yo toots, little 411 for ya:

    Nobody gives a rat fuck what you think, you fucking miserable skag. Who lights the fucking fuse on your tampon every morning?

  • Jack Woltz
    September 3, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    What’s the bitch gonna say when she gets horse head in the bed?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      September 3, 2020 at 9:24 pm

      She’s going to say, let’s have a pro Trump rally in my pasture!

  • Chris Tranos
    September 3, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    This fat assed cunt is hated in Rockport . A complete self serving common slut whose horse is killing the ozone layer with it’s farts. fat bitch

  • Woodsman
    September 3, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    I wonder if she realizes horses are not native to the America’s so her horse shit on the ground a lot worse than litter.

  • FACT
    September 3, 2020 at 7:19 pm

    House people are by in large the douchiest people in the known universe.

    • Betty Ford
      September 3, 2020 at 7:41 pm


      And can someone please explain why I have to pick up after my dog, but these twatcheeses dont have to pick up after their horse?

      • SRM
        September 4, 2020 at 8:19 am

        This bitch gives horse people a bad name.
        You are supposed to pick up your horses road apples if they are on a public way. On the trails in the woods not necessarily but roads sidewalks( which you shouldn’t ride on anyway) and most Railtrails Descent horse owners Do pick it up or at least kick it off of the road, main path.
        It’s good exercise for the rider and helps reenforce the stand still while mounting command in the horse.
        It’s also just common courtesy.

        • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
          Luke Fondleberg
          September 5, 2020 at 3:06 am

          I appreciate the intent of your comment, but this NEVER happens.


          Jesus and Mohammed would win First Runner Up in a Nathan’s 2-man Hot Dog eating competition before anyone might clean up after their horse.

          These entitled douchewhistles can’t be bothered to do anything physical for the good of anyone else. Hence why they constantly spout off about social justice and the like.

          I don’t care if it IS good fertilizer.

  • Done with this shit
    September 3, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    As a rule, large women are not very nice. Or attractive. That poor horse

  • I’m white
    September 3, 2020 at 6:59 pm

    I fucking hate white people

  • Tesco Vee
    September 3, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    Sucking a good stiff would do you good.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    September 3, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    Wait, as a journalist, you have to let us know just which one is the horse…

  • dough bro
    September 3, 2020 at 6:39 pm

    Insensitive broad!

  • you ain't black
    September 3, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    That’s the white privilege they talk about

  • Snarky Pete
    September 3, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    That’s a productive use of her white privilege

  • Ferdinand
    September 3, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    I won the Kentucky Derby and Breeder’s Cup, but ended up on a plate as Basashi.
    I was a winner and was fucking delicious too!

    • Old Grunt
      September 3, 2020 at 6:39 pm

      Could be the ultimate way to give the finger to the Cavalry

  • whatevuh
    September 3, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    So, lighting something on fire, and letting it float away in the sky, and land who knows where, is ok? Who’s stupid fucking idea was that?

    • Boston Sucks
      September 3, 2020 at 6:21 pm

      Exactly who cares? So, it landed in her yard.

    • @whatevuh
      September 3, 2020 at 6:29 pm

      You don’t like Independence Day huh??
      I remember when I had my first beer……….

  • Stalker McGee
    September 3, 2020 at 6:05 pm

    She changed her insta to tobiastheadventurepup

    • Paul Joseph Watson
      September 3, 2020 at 6:39 pm

      Nothing found!


      • Stalker McGee
        September 4, 2020 at 9:34 am

        It’s now dhf8ajbvoahzucjdu

  • Horses don't go to heaven says Jesus' mule
    September 3, 2020 at 6:03 pm

    Am I the only one who finds it ironic the balloon has a picture of a horse on it?

    • Light em up
      September 3, 2020 at 7:56 pm

      If the balloon was in the ocean that’s a sea horse on it.

    • Lionel
      September 3, 2020 at 7:58 pm

      That’s not a horse, it’s a donkey pinata.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 3, 2020 at 5:55 pm

    As a liberal leftie, she has no business talking about littering.

    Those gang banger dickheads who left a trashy makeshift ‘memorial’ on the front lawn of one of my properties are fucking lefties too. I had to pick up all of the empty hennessy bottles and cheap dollar store jesus candles. So shut your ass!

    • Half Full
      September 3, 2020 at 6:06 pm

      It’s better than if the departed were still alive and milking the moratorium on evictions.

  • What a hypocrite
    September 3, 2020 at 5:40 pm

    Global warming is partly the effect of livestock production: grass-fed animals produce a digestive gas known as enteric methane, which contributes to the greenhouse effect. Not that I give a shit but her horse is way worse for the environment than a single balloon.

  • Captain Trips
    September 3, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    “Hey daddy look at me! I’m a farmer! I’m a farmer daddy!”

    • ^^^^^^^
      September 3, 2020 at 6:24 pm

      This here is a stud farm son!

  • Joe Kennedy
    September 3, 2020 at 5:30 pm

    Hi I am a Kennedy and keeping with tradition I would hit her in the shitter. I would want to do her horsey style in the horse barn with the big stud horse watching me breed his mare. Let the big stud horse hear her whinny with pleasure as I tear her fart blaster up.Don’t worry folks I am not like Uncle Ted…I won’t drown her after …I will just wipe my cock off with her underpants.

  • Al Gore
    September 3, 2020 at 5:24 pm

    Seeing how they indoctrinate normal college students, just imagine the the deep mind fucks that are hammered into an Natural Resources Conservationist??!!

    She is beyond repair

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    September 3, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    Think I saw her at a donkey show in Tijuana

    • Osiris
      September 3, 2020 at 5:28 pm


    • jobrienxxx176
      Fredo Corleone and ohnny Ola
      September 3, 2020 at 7:45 pm

      It was in Havana

    • North of the Border
      September 3, 2020 at 8:43 pm

      That poor donkey. She must have crushed the poor little fucker.

  • Monique Canyon-Gunt
    September 3, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    Am I’s the only muvvafukka what thought the daddy died for litterin’?

  • What a CUNT
    September 3, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    Isnt this the same cunt thst is trying to force s black horse owner to withdraw from the Kentucky Derby?

    How does that help a black horse owner who made it to the big show?

    • Mister Ed
      September 3, 2020 at 4:33 pm

      What the fuck does the color of the horse have to do with it?

      How dare you!

      • Mrs. Ed
        September 3, 2020 at 4:35 pm

        Hoss it in me, big fella…!!!

        • Francis the Talking Mule
          September 3, 2020 at 6:02 pm

          Mrs. Ed,
          I give good conversation and shoot blanks

          • Mister Ed
            September 3, 2020 at 6:14 pm

            Back da fuck up, Francis…

      • Ass For Brains
        September 3, 2020 at 8:00 pm

        Dumbfuck try to keep up.
        This cunt and other blm freaks are forcing a black owner of a horse to withdraw from the Kentucky Derby

        • Mister Ed
          September 4, 2020 at 11:00 pm

          Who YOU calling “dumb fuck” (not all one word, moron), ya fatfuck?

          (See what I did there?)

  • CONN
    September 3, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    I’m confused by this reporting..which one is the horse?

    September 3, 2020 at 4:14 pm

    I know exactly why horse women love horses.

    • Hosscock Cartwright
      September 3, 2020 at 4:40 pm

      I assume it’s the same reason you stash sugar cubes in your drawers?

  • Spic Tormentor
    September 3, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Shes actually kind of cute. If she was 15 years younger I would slip her the ‘ol 4-incher.

  • Bob
    September 3, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    What a fat, shitty cunt.

  • King Richards Faire
    September 3, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    You know she has had more than a couple horse milk shakes in the barn.

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