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Ron Borges Getting Punked By A Local Boob Pretending To Be Tom Brady’s Agent And Printing Fake News Proves That The MSM Lies About Anything That Fits Their Narrative

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Yesterday Jimmy Garoppolo became the highest paid player in the NFL. Most people think it was too much money. I disagree. Jimmy G will win multiple Super Bowls and will be the best quarterback in football the moment Tom Brady retires. Next thing you know Ron Borges at the Boston Herald reported this:

Wait…..what? Tom Brady is gonna hold out for more money? This is a guy who’s married to a billionaire and has spent his entire career taking less money than crapy happy, slightly above mediocre quarterbacks like Matthew Stafford, Kirk Cousins, and Derek Carr. Something didn’t smell right. Turns out that’s because it was the fakest of fake news, and the entire thing was a prank which proved just how fake the “real news” media is:

WEEI caller “Nick in Boston” said on the air this morning that he saw Borges’ phone number on Twitter and texted him with a message claiming to be Don Yee, the agent for both Tom Brady and Jimmy Garoppolo. Borges followed that up with a phone call and never doubted that he was talking to Yee rather than a prankster.

“Somebody tweeted Ron Borges’ phone number and I just picked it up and for some reason I just thought, ‘Hey, I’ll text him and say I’m Don Yee.’ And he just went with it for some reason,” Nick in Boston said. “Here’s the funny part. Well, it’s all funny but here’s the funnier part: He tried to call me three times and I just didn’t answer. But then I was just like, whatever, screw it, I’ll just call him and he’s gonna know it’s not Don Yee. But I called him and I was just like, ‘Hey, Ronnie, it’s Don.’”

Nick in Boston indicated that he just wanted to screw around and was surprised at how easy it was to get a hoax story into the newspaper. Nick is probably not as surprised as Borges and his editors are.

Wait……the mainstream media lied about a story that fit their agenda in order to get cheap clicks? Never saw that one coming.

The texts are even better:

“Kyle (Shanahan) is a good kid too.”

Name drop harder Borges. You can’t.

Basically he makes it clear here that the only thing he’s concerned with is being the first one to report this:

Because he wants this ridiculous, unbelievable story to be true so, so badly.

Finally he decided to go with it:

Amazing. Shocking that the Boston Herald is on death’s door.

Of course the dead giveaway should’ve been the fact that Don Yee lives in California, and Nick the caller is a local boob with a 617 number. Oh, and they actually spoke on the phone too. Since Borges is pretending to be chummy with Don Yee you would think that he would at least recognize his voice. Because Don Yee sounds like a wise old mild-mannered man with no hint of a Boston accent:

Nick from Boston would likely have a tough time pulling that one off.

But then again it didn’t really matter because Borges WANTED this story to be true. It goes along with the ESPN Seth Wickersham fake news story, which only cited UNNAMED sources close to the Patriots, that the locker room was in turmoil because Tom Brady didn’t get the “Patriot of the week” award. You just have to assume nothing is true unless you read it on Turtleboy at this point. 

The best part is that these people get all hot and bothered any time you mention “fake news.” They just lump you in with Trump and dismiss you outright. Anything that’s not published in a newspaper or a major network’s website is just a fanboy blogger without good “sources.” That’s why other MSM hacks, like SB Nation’s Peter Bukowski, who go home and punch the clown to their blue checkmarks, blamed Patriots fans for “accusing” journalists of lying:

No moron, we’re not accusing him of lying. He’s an actual liar. Here’s his specific wording in the column which has since been pulled:

According to “sources.” Not “a source,” – sources. As in, more than one. That’s just a bold faced LIE. He had one “source,” – a local boob named Nick who was cracking up the whole time while doing it because he couldn’t believe a reporter would be this stupid.

But according to Bukaki this “only proves how conspiratorial Patriots fans are, not how reckless the media is.”

Actually it proves both. More importantly it proves that we are 1,000% right for being conspiratorial because the MSM is reckless and LIES. The conspiracy talk could’ve been put to rest if Borges had just asked around and verified his sources. Instead he proved us right.

According to Ed Werder Patriots fans “deliberately ruined the reputation of an innocent reporter”:

First of all, he’s not innocent. He’s been busted for plagiarism before. Secondly, he ruined his own reputation. It would’ve taken five seconds to figure out he was being pranked. But he didn’t do the most basic elements of reporting. And yea, we’re all laughing at him as we rightfully should, especially since the media has a stick up their ass when it comes to the Patriots.

Professional trolls like Mazz were loving it:

LOL. And this is the moron who mocks New England fans for believing in conspiracies. Tony will pretty much run with any story that shits on the Patriots because he’s Felger’s lacky who isn’t allowed to have actual thoughts of his own, so he markets himself as a professional troll.

It’s also funny because Borges frequently tells people to “do their homework.”

And he points out that Trump is “totally incorrect”:

Which Trump often is. But let’s not pretend that the MSM is any different.

Meanwhile Trollin’ Ben Volin was sitting at home crying because no one pranked him:

God these people are pathetic.

The bottom line is that Brady is fine, he loves playing for the Pats, he’s perfectly content with his salary, and he’s gonna win the Super Bowl again next year. Life is great, despite the MSM trying to convince us otherwise. God loves us more.

19 Comment(s)
  • Spankster
    February 10, 2018 at 10:59 am

    Borges has got to be the biggest Pats hater in the world. He believes that the entire Patriot organization has signed a contract in blood with the devil. He is secretly Irsays cabana boy

    • February 10, 2018 at 1:52 pm

      Maybe I could get hired at the herald now? Maybe me and Alex reimer together since we’re both frauds and hacks? I mean, no one remembers the story when I LIED right ?

  • February 10, 2018 at 10:56 am

    We are defending Ron Borges. We have the worst show in Boston sports history. We are clowns.

  • Roger Goodell
    February 10, 2018 at 8:33 am

    Can anyone give me Borges twitter address? This is Roger Goodell and I just wanted to let him know I have decided to give the Pats the SB win because we feel the Refs errored………. Really……I’m not kidding ……it’s really me. You can quote me !

  • JoeMomma
    February 9, 2018 at 6:27 pm

    He must have figured it’s printed in the Herald so nobody would see it.

  • February 9, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    Kirk Cousins a ”slightly above average mediocre quarterback?” Oh guffaw, the sides hurt! So amusing! Dear Kirk, who is vying for a windfall from whatever chump team that’s foolish enough to be extorted by his and agent’s ransom will be suckered. He did so brilliantly against the sad, downtrodden G-Men in season finale with 0 TD and 3 INT.

    One can attest that Ron Borges is a knob. A hallow headed one, that is. His demeanour to get a story out quickly as possible, irregardless of its content, is like that of one of those starving artists who is begging one to buy a lousy painting which has been redefined as ”work of art.”

    • February 10, 2018 at 9:22 am

      “Irregardless”. Buy a dictionary you annoying little pissant!

  • AAJA rules
    February 9, 2018 at 4:29 pm

    Everyone knows that reporters and bloggers are scumbags so that’s nothing new. The only thing I took away from this article is that the Asian American Journalist association has the hottest girls.

  • Hugh Jass
    February 9, 2018 at 2:52 pm

    My grrrl DeDe punked TB by taking down his FB biz plan. He is now laying off, cutting salaries, cutting costs, etc. Poor TB… he picked on the wrong gal… snicker.

    • Antifa Detector
      February 9, 2018 at 3:15 pm

      Your “grrrl” DeDe (sic) goes by “DiDi”. If you love to tongue-bathe the grundle of that greasy sow, you’d be the first to know that. Plus, only homosexuals and black women use that term. So, let’s narrow it down.

      No black people or white Cambridge-type liberals ever use the expression “all hat no cattle”. That one comes from the Southwest, most likely Texas. Blacks and Cambridge hippies would rather vote Republican than talk like a cowboy. But fags have a fetish for cowboys.
      That narrows it down even more.

      Next, no one who isn’t severely butthurt spends this much time trying to annoy people to no avail. Turtleboy must have publicly reamed you for you to expend this much effort.

      Finally, you use effete educated terms like “canard”. You’ve got schooling, but you’re obviously sucked thousands of cocks.

      Pretty much, you’re a homosexual with too much time on his hands, and you’re trying to ingratiate yourself to DiDi because you’re always been an outcast and a misfit. But you still don’t want people to know who you are, so you’ll use a handle that will dissuade people from figuring out who you are.

      So, you’re probably the opposite of a “huge ass” (sic), you have some semblance of brains, you talk like a faggot, you’re persistent and would be suited to hustling useless junk, you vehemently hate Turtleboy, and you appeared not long ago, so you must have been a recent guest.

      That all sounds familiar. Remember this, turd burgular?

      “He is a social justice warrior extraordinaire currently going full white knight for the perpetually unemployed and very racist black lives matter ‘activist’ Didi Delgado…
      He’s been reporting our Facebook pages and claims to ‘show no mercy’… In order to prove to [DiDi] that he’s one of the ‘good ones’, paying her reparation cash isn’t enough. Instead he’s going the extra mile and calling turtle rider’s employers and telling their bosses that they are ‘racists’ because they read a blog that exposes terrible people doing terrible things.”

      I think we can blame Bretton Carter from Bridgewater, MA, a.k.a. “Michael Flowers” on Facebook, the red neckerchief wearing, shit-hustling, no-seat bicycle riding deviant rump ranger for your posts. He’s also the owner and proprietor of Bretton Rocks, people. I’m hearing some upcoming Yelps in his future as a thank -you for his constant salutations. “Snicker”. Explains everything, doesn’t it?

      Say hi to DiDi, Bretster. Hope you enjoyed your second “outing”.

      Homo.

      • Hugh Jass
        February 9, 2018 at 3:20 pm

        TB knows who I am. Just ask him… snicker.

        • Antifa Detector
          February 9, 2018 at 3:25 pm

          Sure. Bretton Carter.

          Even if by some insanely remote chance you’re not, he’s in your bitch boat, you probably pound each others’ rectums, and he already asked for it by outspokenly targeting TB.

          So now he has you to thank for any fallout. Have a gay day.

          • Antifa Detector
            February 9, 2018 at 3:26 pm

            Snicker.

          • Hugh Jass
            February 9, 2018 at 3:44 pm

            You sound like you want to buy me a cosmo down to the ManRay? Giddyup… I do not even know that bloke you mentioned. But I’m always on the lookout for new talent.

    • Savage Sooki Sooki
      February 9, 2018 at 3:33 pm

      I stuck a full Virginia ham inside of DiDi’s maul wound and pulled out the bone last night
      I was then able give the warpig a good ten pumps & a squirt. All that jigglin’ make ya cum quick.

  • February 9, 2018 at 1:57 pm

    It never happened to me!!!

    Oh wait….

  • Mmmmmmmm
    February 9, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    The real story here is the reporter in the video Tiffany Young……

    somebody tweet out her phone number please

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