Rumpleforeskin Sends Unsolicited Tuna Torpedo Pic To Uninterested Woman Who Shares The Image And Tags Him On Facebook 

Rumpleforeskin Sends Unsolicited Tuna Torpedo Pic To Uninterested Woman Who Shares The Image And Tags Him On Facebook

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I normally wouldn’t bother with something like this because it happens so often it’s a pretty tired story. This chud isn’t the first to do it and certainly won’t be the last. But then I saw this as an opportunity for a PSA on unsolicited dick pics.

So the story goes:

What’s this you ask? Just your run-of-the-mill dick pic. What makes this different than other scroto-photos, is that the chick who received it didn’t just make a face of disgust and delete it immediately, she posted it on her Facebook and then tagged the owner of the chodeburger. This was the boner that broke the camel’s back.

Turns out it’s this guy. Brooks Brewer from Mars Hill, Maine.

I don’t know what her problem is, he looks like a dreamboat to me. Really though, his profile is so ironic it hurts.

……said the guy who dropped trow and sent an unwanted photo of his dicknugget to someone who didn’t ask for it, didn’t know it was coming, and didn’t want it. I remember back in the day before “going viral” was a thing. Uninvited dick pics were all the rage. Most people just deleted them and then spent the rest of their lives avoiding the person that sent them. Nowadays you have to be careful sending an email with the wrong wording that could offend someone, and yet we still have people like Brooks who are breathing up our good air and thinking prick pics are a good way to woo women. I have to wonder if there was ever a time when a girl opened up her phone to come face to face with a flaccid fuckstick and actually enjoyed it. Seriously, show yourselves.

Now that we have the Facebook machine it’s a lot easier to blast someone and Amber took her opportunity. Good for her. I’ll bet she’ll never open her messages to find another visit from Rumpleforeskin again.

But anyways. The things that really prompted this blog was the comments underneath her post. There were your “me too” posts and your “him, again” posts.

And then there were these:

Something tells me Tyler and Scott don’t get laid regularly. How do I know? Because those are the exact types of things people say when they regularly send dick pics to unsuspecting victims that they HOPE to have sex with. So Tyler, you think it’s weird that someone would complain about receiving a picture of a floppy thingamafucker when they A – didn’t ask for it, and B – didn’t know it was coming? Let me share with you a personal story. I received a (unwelcomed) pee pee snap in the middle of the day and opened it up in front of a coworker. True story. So, fahhhkk you.

I’m not saying there’s a problem if a girl asks you for one. Shit, I’m not even saying NOT to do it, in general. I’m just telling you, we don’t fucking like it. See, she knows.

I’m not trying to be a femanazi here. I think some men genuinely don’t understand this concept. And I’m trying to help them. When you do things like this, we make fun of you, we tell our friends, sometimes we save the picture so we can show our friends, then we make fun of you more. Unless we have some sort of prep or have specifically asked, keep your slob knob to yourself and for your own protection stop taking pictures of it. They will end up on the internet for the world to see, and that includes your mom so keep that in mind.

But prove me wrong. If you are someone who enjoys this, let me know. I’d love to meet that unicorn.

20 Comment(s)
  • The Rant Queen
    November 14, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    I mean, she scribbled it out…so how is this putting him on blast? We cant actually see the dick. Soooo to me, she fails. If FB takes it down due to policy violations, fucking post it somewhere else and link his FB page. Editing the pic so nobody can ACTUALLY see how deformed and fugly it is, negates the entire cause.

    Dick pics are a big reason I don’t use shit like SnapChat and I have my FB set on Private so only friends of friends can friend request me, etc. I don’t friend ppl I don’t know, either. Ppl should maybe stop making themselves/their contact info so easily available online. It’s so desperate.

  • Kevi
    November 14, 2017 at 8:04 am

    You ain’t talking for all of us girlfriend!

  • Diane Woods emerson
    November 14, 2017 at 7:08 am

    Puppies are cute, kittens are cute, babies are cute, DICKS .ARE. NOT . CUTE.
    They are not appealing , I think maybe these doc pic guys are self sabotaging.
    Fight the urge to grab ur wang , take a photo or it or hit send.
    It’s not going to get you a date.

  • mike
    November 13, 2017 at 10:16 pm

    if you want women just rent a fancy car, wear nice clothes, and lie about how much money you make. you could even give yourself an important title, women love that.
    Ever have a woman ask what you do?
    she’s a) trying to see if you can improve her situation(money), and b) she wants you to qualify for her(money).

    • Ponch’s Lack of Conscience
      November 13, 2017 at 11:53 pm

      broads are so devious

    • Gina
      November 14, 2017 at 2:11 pm

      Not always…what you do for a living is a big part of your life and allows for lots of conversation especially if its an interesting job like a mortician or goat herder…

  • Sloppy
    November 13, 2017 at 10:11 pm

    Just googled Mars Hill, Maine- Yikes.
    Place makes Colrain look like the East Village.

    • Amber
      November 14, 2017 at 4:54 am

      Oh man, Sloppy…. You have no idea how spot on the are lol

  • DJ Trump
    November 13, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    Before cell phones, these Flashers would just go nude under a trench coat or the like and flash unsuspecting people their unwashed parts.
    Now these deviants have gone digital.
    Why isn’t this considered indecent exposure and arrest-able?

  • XX Chromosome
    November 13, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    Sorry here guys, but one has to wonder what the conversation was like before the pic was sent. Why was she even texting with this guy if she was not interested, or not flirting? Nonetheless…the pic was not right. Why does someone even WANT to send a picture of their junk? Do they think it’s pretty? LOL

    • Amber
      November 14, 2017 at 4:48 am

      We grew to in a very small town where everybody knows everybody and is nice to everyone until they cross a line. If you’d like to see the rest, feel free to PM me. This is not a guy to lead on and flirt with unless you want to get raped.

      • Matt
        November 14, 2017 at 6:55 am

        Amber what about all the photos of your tits and ass you send to people? Lots of us have you in our phone. Don’t worry you will get tagged in your pictures when they get posted.

        • Kay Peters
          Christ Almighty
          November 14, 2017 at 9:16 am

          And if she did send photos then someone asked for it. She didn’t deserve the unwanted dick pic, even if she was flirting. But chances are this guy is one of the ones who think that a girl being nice to him means she wants to sleep with him. Can’t stand these kind of guys. And posting her photos she sent consentually are completely different than an unwanted peen. Not that hard of a concept buddy

        • Fitzy
          November 14, 2017 at 9:33 am

          Matt just made his preference perfectly clear. Got that Matt?

          • Amber
            November 14, 2017 at 9:49 am

            Haha I wouldn’t send out pics of my pancake ass or my teeny tatas but if you took them through my bedroom window, make sure the get my good side 🙂
            And you should pay attention to Christ Almighty – that’s a wise man there!

      • Gina
        November 14, 2017 at 2:08 pm


    • Matt
      November 14, 2017 at 7:00 am

      You couldn’t more correct

  • gfldgadfly
    November 13, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Nothing up there but method zombies. His scrod rod is probably flopped over in exhaustion after a long day of doing tina in his garage trying to install the turbo charger from a 92 Volo in his three wheeler and snapping it to athe same parts store calendar that’s been hanging over his toolbox since he was a virgin.
    ….oh, wait….

  • They call me Ponch
    November 13, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    This is right there with tipping over headstones………why?

    • Ponch’s Lack of Conscience
      November 13, 2017 at 11:52 pm


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