Rumpleforeskin Sends Unsolicited Tuna Torpedo Pic To Uninterested Woman Who Shares The Image And Tags Him On Facebook
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I normally wouldn’t bother with something like this because it happens so often it’s a pretty tired story. This chud isn’t the first to do it and certainly won’t be the last. But then I saw this as an opportunity for a PSA on unsolicited dick pics.
So the story goes:
What’s this you ask? Just your run-of-the-mill dick pic. What makes this different than other scroto-photos, is that the chick who received it didn’t just make a face of disgust and delete it immediately, she posted it on her Facebook and then tagged the owner of the chodeburger. This was the boner that broke the camel’s back.
Turns out it’s this guy. Brooks Brewer from Mars Hill, Maine.
I don’t know what her problem is, he looks like a dreamboat to me. Really though, his profile is so ironic it hurts.
……said the guy who dropped trow and sent an unwanted photo of his dicknugget to someone who didn’t ask for it, didn’t know it was coming, and didn’t want it. I remember back in the day before “going viral” was a thing. Uninvited dick pics were all the rage. Most people just deleted them and then spent the rest of their lives avoiding the person that sent them. Nowadays you have to be careful sending an email with the wrong wording that could offend someone, and yet we still have people like Brooks who are breathing up our good air and thinking prick pics are a good way to woo women. I have to wonder if there was ever a time when a girl opened up her phone to come face to face with a flaccid fuckstick and actually enjoyed it. Seriously, show yourselves.
Now that we have the Facebook machine it’s a lot easier to blast someone and Amber took her opportunity. Good for her. I’ll bet she’ll never open her messages to find another visit from Rumpleforeskin again.
But anyways. The things that really prompted this blog was the comments underneath her post. There were your “me too” posts and your “him, again” posts.
And then there were these:
Something tells me Tyler and Scott don’t get laid regularly. How do I know? Because those are the exact types of things people say when they regularly send dick pics to unsuspecting victims that they HOPE to have sex with. So Tyler, you think it’s weird that someone would complain about receiving a picture of a floppy thingamafucker when they A – didn’t ask for it, and B – didn’t know it was coming? Let me share with you a personal story. I received a (unwelcomed) pee pee snap in the middle of the day and opened it up in front of a coworker. True story. So, fahhhkk you.
I’m not saying there’s a problem if a girl asks you for one. Shit, I’m not even saying NOT to do it, in general. I’m just telling you, we don’t fucking like it. See, she knows.
I’m not trying to be a femanazi here. I think some men genuinely don’t understand this concept. And I’m trying to help them. When you do things like this, we make fun of you, we tell our friends, sometimes we save the picture so we can show our friends, then we make fun of you more. Unless we have some sort of prep or have specifically asked, keep your slob knob to yourself and for your own protection stop taking pictures of it. They will end up on the internet for the world to see, and that includes your mom so keep that in mind.
But prove me wrong. If you are someone who enjoys this, let me know. I’d love to meet that unicorn.