Salty Sally Whines To CNN That James Holzhauer Wasn’t Nice To Her While Taking Her To Poundtown On Jeopardy, Says It Wasn’t Fun Getting Facialized By Him


Professional sports gambler James Holzhauer has been making Jeopardy Great Again for the last month or so, and in doing so has turned it into must see TV. Not only has he won 22 times in a row, he’s facializing the competition, smashing cash winning records, and is on pace to beat Ken Jennings record in half the time.

He’s fun to watch not only because he’s wicked smart, but because his strategy is so flawless. He starts off by going after the bigger value answers so that he maintains control of the board, and when he comes across a daily double he has more money to wager. In the first round of Jeopardy he goes all in on every daily double because he knows the real money is in Double Jeopardy. So if he’s got $10,000 and he loses it all he can make that back pretty quickly in the next round. But when he gets it right, as he’s done over 90% of the time on daily doubles, he builds an insurmountable lead and just cruises through Double Jeopardy, making sure that he at least has double his second place opponent. That way the outcome is already decided before Final Jeopardy.

Thus far he’s only had one game where he actually had to get the Final Jeopardy question right in order to win the game, and that was against a guy from Ashland named Adam Levin who appeared on a CNN panel today with two other losers. Adam was very gracious in defeat, but this woman was not:

Her name is Robin Falco, she’s from Brooklyn, and she was NOT happy about Holzhauer’s strategy.

“He turned it into his job. He took a year off from his job — that’s what he told me — to just focus on and perfect this. This is a game! This is a fun experience! And when it comes to dealing with him, it was not.”

Ummm…he’s won over $1.5 million. Pretty sure it’s not a game to him. And if it’s a game to you, that’s great. But with that much money on the line if you go into it just looking to have a good time then you deserve to get the Holzhauer howitzer special.  You got pumped and dumped and can’t get over it. For record, she wasn’t even close:

I remember that episode well. Not to be racist, but you’re dumb if you’re not worried when you see an Asian guy next to him, especially when he’s named Tyler. That’s never a good sign. And the stereotype turned out to be accurate because Tyler was neck and neck with him and was using James’ strategy. He actually got the first daily double and went all in. Granted, he got it wrong, but he actually challenged the man, unlike dumbass Robin who stood there playing nice-nice.

“I made no secret of the fact that James and I did not get on backstage. I did not feel he was respectful to me. He wasn’t respectful to a lot of the other people, to the staff, I felt. And he doesn’t have the respect for the game. It wasn’t what we were expecting. It’s not what we prepared for.”

Newsflash – no one gives a shit if you thought James was a nice guy backstage. He doesn’t have to be nice to you because you are an insignificant peon we will all forget in his march to greatness. You’re like the Washington Generals of Jeopardy. You are there to get dunked on, and no one asked if you liked it.

Turns out Jeopardy isn’t the only time she’s been a sore loser.


A white woman from Brooklyn who called her Senator to ask them not to let Trump be President after he was elected because she’s SCARED!! How original. Almost as scared as she is of James Holzhauer.

I for one hope he never loses, and the fact that these crispy broads hate him makes me like him even more.


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52 Comment(s)
  • The Name Game
    May 21, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    Nice blog, Hunter. The “Holzhauer howitzer” is certainly apt. I’ve been able to catch most of his appearances right from the start, including most of his days that he set the one-day record (so far he holds the top 12 single-day totals). So she thinks James was robbin’ Robin? I for one have enjoyed his run, and hope he can keep going. He has a calm, pleasant on-air demeanor, which is one of the reasons the ratings have taken a jump. I seem to recall Tyler more than Robin. BTW, she seems to have an ample torso; not be stereotypical, but don’t an awful lot of the female contestants seem volume-enhanced?

    She said “It’s not what we prepared for.” Holy Final Exam Batman, what DID she prepare for? To get that far, one has to already have the knowledge and make it through a number of pre-tests before being selected. Lady, you had ONE JOB: be first to activate the “buzzer.” If you fail at that, you can only blame your own reflexes… or lack thereof.

    Maybe someone should send a link of this blog to her Facebook page. “I’ll take ‘Domestic Nuclear Explosions’ for $1000, Alex.”

  • Burlando Castile
    May 21, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    Looks like she’s still waiting in line for tryouts for “The Crucible” movie.

    Even Amadeus himself wouldn’t rock Falco.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    May 21, 2019 at 11:03 am

    Who walks into a salon and asks for the Thomas Jefferson circa 1789 for 400? What is this idiot alex

  • The Truth
    May 21, 2019 at 10:12 am

    You go on Jeopardy if your smart or think your smart. Obviously this hag snuffle thought she was smart. Take the loss and just shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear you complain losing to a white guy. If her hair was gray, I swear she looks like George Washington.

  • Dr. Kildaire
    May 21, 2019 at 9:48 am

    So I see the words “pound town” and “facialized” and figure this was gonna be a good story. Nope…

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    May 21, 2019 at 8:44 am

    I saw that show where Holzhauer whooped her ass. He beat that snotty bitch like he owned her, and by the looks of her the ugly tree wasn’t very kind to her when she fell out of it either. Sweet Jeebus does she have any redeeming traits? Jerkoff personality, doublebagger looks, SJW, not very bright ugh… got crazy cat lady written all over her.

  • 5 year olds are can handle losing a game better
    May 21, 2019 at 8:35 am

    She really looks a man who has is transitioning to a female or vice versa, very first thing that I thought, that and her 12 inch long neck lol. She is a miserable human being. And I’m sure they didn’t get along off air, I doubt she gets along with anyone. She seems like “ that lady” if you know what I mean. She is so bitter over losing it’s just sad.

  • Alyssa Lungarini
    Shark Lover
    May 21, 2019 at 8:17 am

    You took the words right out of my mouth❤️. This guy has talent, fun to watch and has plans with his wife when it’s over. I personally think he is hilarious. This chick… this chick is the woman who makes us (women) all look bad.. the complete definition of a SJW . Quit your whining lady… oh wait, that would mean no more TV for you..

  • Belichick
    May 21, 2019 at 7:16 am

    That’s why all the losers hate us.

    • z
      May 21, 2019 at 7:39 am

      This folks is the comment winner. From the master himself.

      “You can’t do that!!!!!!!”
      “Yes we can.”

      Off season, “We need to change the rules so you can’t do that. It’s not fair that we are the rules committee and we don’t know the rules”.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 21, 2019 at 2:55 am

    We don’t have Jeopardy here in the UK, but I’ll take “Crying like a bitch on National Television because I got butt-fucked by a much better player on a game show” for $3000, please Alex.

    (White Men Can’t Jump gave me an insight into this show) 🙂

    • Britsaretheworst
      May 21, 2019 at 11:37 pm

      Hey fucked up teeth guy,
      We can see you don’t watch a lot of Jeopardy. You can’t say I’ll take any fucking category for 3000, Alex. First rd of the show, max 1000, double Jeopardy max 2000. You’d have to wager it after hitting a daily double. Take care and would you sopping wankers just Brexit already!

  • Said Everyone
    May 21, 2019 at 1:50 am

    This bitch has a case of the crazy. Her fifteen minutes of fame made her look like an asshole. Imagine calling a senator to not allow an elected president to be put in office? She really is nuts

  • Jack Tripp
    May 20, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    I wish I had nothing better to do than to call my Senator and ask them to disregard the Constitution. But I have mouths to feed and a roof to keep over people

  • Dog would
    May 20, 2019 at 9:30 pm

    You wanna know the difference between her and an egg? An egg gets laid and she don’t…

  • Judge dread
    May 20, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Why is it all of these woken pokes leftists look completely insane? Half the times their pupils are fucking huge which means they’re on uppers or psychedelics.

    They look like the type that would chop off their fingers and eat them cuz their fingers identified as Cheetos. They belong in a fucking rubber room. His butthurt opponent literally looks like she is the type that will say her boss sexually harassed her cuz she didn’t get the head barista position at Starbucks.

    Of course it’s all white privilege, sexism, heteronormativity, racism, and transphobia. She looks like a MTF tranny, so anything is possible. She or whatever it is is probably pissed off that her intersectionality didn’t play an important enough role to mandate her to win, because you know, victimhood.

    These people deserved to be publicly shamed great job SJW Hunter.

  • Ted Baxter
    May 20, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    What is a poor sport.

    • z
      May 20, 2019 at 9:36 pm

      Yeah, she lost because of the lack of fairness. No way could it be someone who is smarter than her and studied how to win. And it’s not really smarter, it’s more aware of trivial things and remembering what those trivial things are.

      Rainman could ace a column on baseball or old Buicks.

  • hillary eats carpet
    May 20, 2019 at 8:52 pm

    What an ugly CUNT
    “Seek immediate medical help if you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours. or view a picture of Robin Falco or Hillary Clinton”

    • trumps tiny dick
      May 21, 2019 at 10:54 pm

      And you’re a small dick little bitch that never accomplished anything with his life so he needs to call random strangers a cunt on the internet. Bravo. Aside from stalking the overweight bartender at the 99 what exactly would you say you’re point in life is?

  • Betty Ford
    May 20, 2019 at 8:45 pm

    Who does her hair? George Washington?

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 21, 2019 at 7:45 am


  • Captain Trips
    Alex Trebeck
    May 20, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    James: “Whiny Leftist Bitches for $2000”

    Alex: “She was once escorted out of the Men’s Department at Macy’s for grabbing the bulges of male underwear mannequins…..”

    James: “Who is…..Katie Rathfelder”

    Alex: “Correct again James!”

  • 4 More Years
    May 20, 2019 at 6:53 pm

    I’m sure if she lost to that liberal cuck bartender Austin she’d be saying he was the nicest guy in the world. It sucks that she got a $1000 participation trophy.

  • Mr. Wood
    May 20, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    I was really gonna lay into to this one but you guys have it already covered. Oh, in case you were wondering…. I would NOT!!!!!!

  • Yeah, not yea
    May 20, 2019 at 5:57 pm

    I’ll bet her apartment smells like cat piss and pachuli.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 20, 2019 at 6:10 pm

      She was last seen driving away in a rusty Subaru plastered with Coexist, Bernie, I’m With Her, Free Tibet, No Farms No Food, Che Guevara and 50 more lefty stickers haphazardly pasted all over the back of the car in a sloppy manner.

    • Betty Ford
      May 20, 2019 at 8:43 pm

      And don’t forget the odor of a year supply of Rice A Roni (or am I dating myself too much?)

      • Hugh-Bo Mont
        May 21, 2019 at 1:22 pm

        Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat.

  • First Time Caller
    May 20, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    How clever of her to repurpose Grandma’s crocheted toilet paper cover (the spare roll she kept on the tank) into a hat.
    You’re still a dumb twatbag.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 20, 2019 at 6:06 pm

      Excellent – probably still smells like granny’s scented powders too

  • Ken Jennings
    May 20, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    I’ll take whiny bitchy broads that need to get laid for $1000 Alex.

    • Captain Trips
      Alex Tribeck
      May 20, 2019 at 6:53 pm

      Alex: “She’s a leftist sore loser that drives an old Suburu and couldn’t get laid at a Society for the Blind convention….”

      James: “Who is Robin Falco?”

      Alex: “Correct for $1000!”

  • Imetmyhusbandatthebrocktonfair
    May 20, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Stoic german guy takes his goals seriously? Shocking! Next weeks news Jewish wife tight fisted with family budget and multiple neighbors make noise complaints when italian husband won’t stop yelling about everything and nothing. Stereotypes are there for a reason. Snowflakes are all born yesterday idiots. What is this is how people are alex?

  • z
    May 20, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Who knew that people signed on for game shows not to win.

    I bet Jeopardy isn’t complaining.
    Haven’t watched the show in years, but seeing how long the guy can last is compelling.

    What makes runs like these really insane is they shoot 2 weeks of shows in a couple of days.
    Show, show, show, show, show…….. They just bring a lot of different outfits so it doesn’t look like someone is wearing the same clothes for 2 weeks. Unless the winner wins at the end of a shooting schedule the winner has been standing there for 2 days destroying their opponents. Up to 10 to 20 people were your only interaction with the winner may be “Howya doin’?”

    Not a lot different than athletes with their game face on.

  • Drunken and Bitter Ghost of Herbert Hoover
    May 20, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    Stick a bridle in her mouth and she’d look like a young Eleanor Roosevelt.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    May 20, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    I do so dig it that he’s a handsome d00d and she’s a catlady.

    It’s almost like Kennedy vs. Khrushchev Part Duex.

  • Chris Seith
    May 20, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    She looks like the female lead in any Charlie Chaplin era movie.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    May 20, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    Just look at those eyes and you know everything you need to know about her.

    • ElJefe72
      May 20, 2019 at 4:49 pm

      Yep, she has that crazy SJW look in her eyes.

  • hank
    May 20, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    So by her logic, scores are irrelevant as long as everyone has respect for the game. Makes perfect sense from the wild eyed feminist.

  • Corinth Arkadin
    May 20, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    And THAT, Ladies and Gents, is a face for RADIO.


  • Gash Basher
    May 20, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    She looks like Anne Frank if she grew up to be a feminist cunt

    • Corinth Arkadin
      May 20, 2019 at 3:44 pm

      If Anne Frank wasn’t fictitious character.

      • z
        May 20, 2019 at 4:41 pm

        Fictitous? Really? How so?

        You deny that she was a living person that was born June 12, 1929 and died February or March of 1945. I guess all the Franks who survived were making it all up.

        • Corinth Arkadin
          May 20, 2019 at 5:49 pm

          I’ll take Famous Hoaxes and life insurance for 200$, Alex…

          • z
            May 20, 2019 at 9:29 pm

            You didn’t answer the question. You just repeated the same thing twice.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    May 20, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    another victim. quit playing the victim. be a victor.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      May 21, 2019 at 5:54 pm

      I don”t answer to you, fucktard. Bet you’re a member of the (((tribe))) since you can’t question fables being shoved down your throat.

      You got the internet, you knee-jerk zionist fucktard, let your fingas do the walkin’.

      Type in Anne Frank Hoax.

      You need help tying your shoes too?

      • Dr. Obvious MD
        May 22, 2019 at 10:35 am

        There are drugs, helpful for the relief of your symptoms of delusion, that I would be happy to prescribe.

        They also help with the delusions of belief in Flat Earth, 9/11 Conspiracy, Chem Trails, and Maude Gorman.

        • Corinth Arkadin
          May 22, 2019 at 5:18 pm

          Keep believing in fairy tales, son. I prescribe trying to get off that Yuge J00 Dong you got shoved up yore ass before you get a rectal prolapse.

          The Thirst Is-real

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