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Here’s your daily dose of “ratchets try to use social media to destroy small businesses” at the Clinton McDonalds…..
No. Just no.
This is the most obvious lie I’ve ever seen. Yet it’s been shared hundreds of times and 99% of people responding seem to believe it. After all, someone put it on Facebook so it simply must be true.
Let’s start with the fact that McDonald’s burgers are not that big.
Secondly, I’m pretty sure they also come frozen too, and are then heated up and put into one of those heat warming compartments where they are left until being put onto a burger. Just ask anyone who’s ever worked at a McDonald’s how the burgers are made:
I’ve seen it myself. They take them directly out of a tray and toss it on a bun. They don’t actually take raw meat and grill it. If they did that then it wouldn’t be fast food. This really isn’t that hard to figure out.
Let’s check out some of the lies next…..
So Mom says that when she brought this ridiculous raw meat burger to the front the manager responded by saying, “what do you want us to do about it?” How dumb do you have to be to believe that? Imagine the shock a manager would have if they found out this was sold to a customer. Yet we are to believe the manager at Clinton McDonald’s was like, “fuck it, what y’all bitches want from a winna?” As if they wouldn’t apologize and offer them a refund and a new burger. Definitely.
But wait, according to the daughter they DID get a refund, and they stiffed her out of $3 too:
Funny, Mom didn’t mention that part. But yet they STILL came up $3 short on a burger that probably cost $3, meaning they didn’t give her any money back at all. And she just…..accepted that? Yup, this story checks out for sure.
Do you have any proof this actually happened Mom?
Oh I see, you took a picture at the McDonald’s with it. Mystery solved. Obviously this picture proves beyond a reasonable doubt that you purchased it there, it was give to you inside two buns, and they did nothing about it except say, “da fuq do you want us to do?”
Do you have any other evidence that this isn’t fake Ma?
Oh I see. She promises. It’s not quite a pinky swear, but it’s pretty rock solid nevertheless. I wasn’t convinced before but now I definitely am.
So what did you do with the burger?
So now you have a frozen patty in your freezer at home in order to preserve the evidence. This clearly proves that the frozen patty in your freezer was given to you raw at the Clinton McDonald’s. It could not possibly have come from anywhere else. Case closed.
According to Krista, the manager said it happened because someone in training didn’t understand how to make a burger:
Oh yea, because you need to be trained by Grimace to understand that raw meat is not to be served to customers.
Mom and daughter were insistent that everyone share the post too:
It’s almost like they’re desperate for attention and really wanna catch the attention of corporate. Then corporate can offer them a bunch of gift cards to shut them up because it’s not worth dealing with them.
Oh, and here’s a twist:
Now Dad is involved. Yet he’s not in any of the pictures, nor is he mentioned in the original post. Weird.
Mom is now demanding that this McDonald’s close, and the employees be retrained so this does not happen again:
That training should be fun. Step 1 – don’t put raw meat in burgers. Step 2 – profit.
Mom’s already clamoring on McDonald’s Facebook page, looking to get those free gift cards no doubt:
It’s coming soon, I can feel it!!
Oh, and they live in Maynard, which is a 27 minute ride from Clinton:
Yet they didn’t open their food until they got home:
Who doesn’t wait 30 minutes to eat their fast food? Nothing like a cold Big Mac with a watered down coke!!
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