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Scam Of The Day: Maynard Mom And Daughter Claim Clinton McDonald’s Sold Them Raw Meat Quarter Pounder And Hundreds Of Morons Are Sharing It

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Here’s your daily dose of “ratchets try to use social media to destroy small businesses” at the Clinton McDonalds…..

No. Just no.

This is the most obvious lie I’ve ever seen. Yet it’s been shared hundreds of times and 99% of people responding seem to believe it. After all, someone put it on Facebook so it simply must be true.

Let’s start with the fact that McDonald’s burgers are not that big.

Secondly, I’m pretty sure they also come frozen too, and are then heated up and put into one of those heat warming compartments where they are left until being put onto a burger. Just ask anyone who’s ever worked at a McDonald’s how the burgers are made:

I’ve seen it myself. They take them directly out of a tray and toss it on a bun. They don’t actually take raw meat and grill it. If they did that then it wouldn’t be fast food. This really isn’t that hard to figure out.

Let’s check out some of the lies next…..

So Mom says that when she brought this ridiculous raw meat burger to the front the manager responded by saying, “what do you want us to do about it?” How dumb do you have to be to believe that? Imagine the shock a manager would have if they found out this was sold to a customer. Yet we are to believe the manager at Clinton McDonald’s was like, “fuck it, what y’all bitches want from a winna?” As if they wouldn’t apologize and offer them a refund and a new burger. Definitely.

But wait, according to the daughter they DID get a refund, and they stiffed her out of $3 too:

Funny, Mom didn’t mention that part. But yet they STILL came up $3 short on a burger that probably cost $3, meaning they didn’t give her any money back at all. And she just…..accepted that? Yup, this story checks out for sure.

Do you have any proof this actually happened Mom?

Oh I see, you took a picture at the McDonald’s with it. Mystery solved. Obviously this picture proves beyond a reasonable doubt that you purchased it there, it was give to you inside two buns, and they did nothing about it except say, “da fuq do you want us to do?”

Do you have any other evidence that this isn’t fake Ma?

Oh I see. She promises. It’s not quite a pinky swear, but it’s pretty rock solid nevertheless. I wasn’t convinced before but now I definitely am.

So what did you do with the burger?

So now you have a frozen patty in your freezer at home in order to preserve the evidence. This clearly proves that the frozen patty in your freezer was given to you raw at the Clinton McDonald’s. It could not possibly have come from anywhere else. Case closed.

According to Krista, the manager said it happened because someone in training didn’t understand how to make a burger:

Oh yea, because you need to be trained by Grimace to understand that raw meat is not to be served to customers.

Mom and daughter were insistent that everyone share the post too:

It’s almost like they’re desperate for attention and really wanna catch the attention of corporate. Then corporate can offer them a bunch of gift cards to shut them up because it’s not worth dealing with them.

Oh, and here’s a twist:

Now Dad is involved. Yet he’s not in any of the pictures, nor is he mentioned in the original post. Weird.

Mom is now demanding that this McDonald’s close, and the employees be retrained so this does not happen again:

That training should be fun. Step 1 – don’t put raw meat in burgers. Step 2 – profit.

Mom’s already clamoring on McDonald’s Facebook page, looking to get those free gift cards no doubt:

It’s coming soon, I can feel it!!

Oh, and they live in Maynard, which is a 27 minute ride from Clinton:

Yet they didn’t open their food until they got home:

Who doesn’t wait 30 minutes to eat their fast food? Nothing like a cold Big Mac with a watered down coke!!

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25 Comment(s)
  • Wabbitt
    May 6, 2018 at 5:08 pm

    While this is clearly utter bullshit, McDick’s quarter pound meat is cooked from an unfrozen state now. They started rolling it out around the beginning of March. Did a several week phase in to train crew and deplete the stock of frozen meat.

  • Sonny's Mom
    May 5, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    Opportunities come and opportunities go. Here today, gone tomorrow. Too bad, CNN might have paid $$$!!! BIG MONEY !!!$$$ for a story like this one. Particularly if those two loosahs actually had the presence of mind to link it to the President. Constitutional crisis averted! /s

  • Harry Dick Long
    May 5, 2018 at 12:46 am

    Sooo Turtleboy I can only assume you’re gonna write a retraction and apology after it came out today the whole thing was on video and Clinton Board of Health has opened a formal investigation??

  • Passy Cubes
    May 1, 2018 at 9:06 pm

    Wow, just pathetic contradictions. Last night on Podcast, Turtle One there said, we do not jump to conclusions. But here’s Squrtle girl (which we all know is Turtle One because he doesn’t want to take responsibility for any of the words written), here’s Squrtle Girl One (I guess we’ll call him/her), basically nixing this woman’s claims before any concrete evidence to the contrary. Is it extremely unexpected to get a raw burger? Yes, of course. Is it possible? Of course. Past news shows employees have stood on food and then sold it, placed cig butts and bugs in food, licked shit and then put it on the menu. So it is possible some idiot thought it would be funny or just went total retard and put the burger in abun (and has an IQ of 2.) But Turtle One doesn’t jump to conclusions? And then, to take a poll, it’s “no”, but to vote “yes” a voter has to admit they also believe everything on Facebook. My god, that Killoran logic right there. Curious, how did you respond to that dangerous intersection, the one where they filmed you guys setting up the accidents before they actually happened? Like you said, don’t believe everything you read on Facebook or the Net.

    • itsjustme
      Nice try
      May 2, 2018 at 4:57 am

      Jumping to conclusions would be saying it wasn’t true without any FACKS. The article has plenty of evidence this is made up.
      You probably would have had better luck if you made it a square burger and went to Wendys, where they (claim to) serve never frozen hamburgers. Everyone knows McDonald’s burgers are so frozen you could use them for hockey pucks before they steam cook them.

    • Ronald McDonald
      May 2, 2018 at 7:58 am

      Isn’t Turtleboy supposed to provide the link to their Go Fund Me Campaign? I would like to NOT donate. LOL.

    • Real_Finn
      May 2, 2018 at 1:22 pm

      Patsy (spelling stays),

      My goodness you are dumb.

      “Wow, just pathetic contradictions.”

      Do you know what a contradiction is? I didn’t think so. Here’s an example : it’s a contradiction if you profess there is no God openly, yet going to church regularly. What exactly did Squirtle and Turtle actually contradict?

      “…nixing this woman’s claims before any concrete evidence to the contrary. Is it extremely unexpected to get a raw burger? Yes, of course. Is it possible? Of course.”

      Your logic is flawed. You are mistaking a small incidence for a larger trend. That’s like saying, “Don’t move to a big city. After all, there was 9/11 and the Boston Marathon bombing – thus you are might be attacked by terrorist if you live in big cities.”. Focus on the likeliness of it happening the way they said it did and the evidence (lack of).

      “Curious, how did you respond to that dangerous intersection, the one where they filmed you guys setting up the accidents before they actually happened? ”

      Usually it’s a litmus test of common sense, reasonable argument, and non-questionable behavior. For example, taking pictures at McDonald’s after bringing it home. Why wouldn’t they take pics immediately? They continually added facts to the story as time went on (new employee being trained, regular employees didn’t care, burger was for their dad, etc.) and finally they attempted to make it go “viral” and spread hysteria before evidence could be refuted. Idiotic. That mother/daughter dual failed all three things– as did the accident scammers.

      ‘At what point did you reject the hypothesis that you’re too dumb to understand how good the idea is?’ —Dilbert

      Get Fucked,

  • A fat fuck that knows food
    May 1, 2018 at 8:27 pm

    This heifer probably had a random patty from the market in a Ziploc and was trying to earn a quick buck.

  • TJB
    May 1, 2018 at 7:21 pm

    NFW is that a quarter pound McDonald’s patty. These scammers are getting more stupid all the time. I witnessed a real gross out at a dunkin donuts at Logan. Got in late from united at terminal C. Waiting for the bags that took forever, I walked over to the DD at the claim area. It was open, but nobody was there. As I was standing there waiting……a giant RAT came sniffing along the floor, climbed up onto the donuts and started chowing down. Ten minutes later, the coffee guy comes down the stairs with a five gallon container full of old coffee from upstairs. I told him about the giant RAT that was eating and pissing on all the glazed donuts. He started pouring me a medium black coffee from the jug of leftover coffee from upstairs. I said no thanks, ill pass.

  • Whitetrash
    May 1, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    If you look at the picture she took with the burger in her house it is fucken disqusting. Also Turtleboy just to let you know as of last monthall quarter pounders are no longer frozen they are all fresh. Only quarte pounders Are served fresh

    • NOTmaryloudirty
      May 1, 2018 at 8:35 pm

      Total bullshit there, Marylou Whoo(re).
      Sanitation is totally in the hands of Massport, from Legal Seafoods, Jerry Remy, Starbucks and Wahlburgers. If there are rats, they are at ALL of these food places at the airport.
      Big hint-they are all run by a giant corporate feeder like Sodexo, and NOT by any of the franchises under names like Dunks, Jerry Remy’s or Legal Seafood etc.

      Wake up. Oh-the shorts aren’t short enough to get people to buy from places with actual rats,

  • Dick McCheese
    May 1, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    Maynard is like the White Trash Beverly Hills of Metro West. The last time it was a halfway decent town was back when FDR was President.

    • Rt 2
      May 1, 2018 at 7:55 pm

      It’s so bad that people from Concord pretend that there’s a town called West Concord just so that they can live in a town that doesn’t directly border Maynard.

  • Weebles Wobble
    May 1, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    Vincent: And you know what they call a… a… a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

    Jules: They don’t call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?

    Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn’t know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.

    Jules: Then what do they call it?

    Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.

    Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?

    Vincent: Well, a Big Mac’s a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.

    Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?

    Vincent: I dunno, I didn’t go into Burger King.

    • Jules
      May 1, 2018 at 8:04 pm

      Mm-hmm! This IS a tasty burger!

  • Creepy Uncle Steve
    May 1, 2018 at 3:57 pm

    There is a 100% chance she graduated from Maynard High. Maynard is full of townies who got their parent’s house when they croaked, or assholes who couldn’t afford Acton or Sudbury and are mad about settling on a 3rd rate town.

    • Philthy Animal
      May 1, 2018 at 4:42 pm

      Nailed it. That’s Maynard.

      But they don’t even rate on the suck scale compared to Worcester, and it’s a crime that a napalm strike hasn’t been called on Lawrence.

  • Creepy Uncle Steve
    May 1, 2018 at 3:49 pm

    Maynard – Where Hope Goes To Die. Maynard has it’s own McDonalds, why would you buy in Clinton, then drive to Maynard? Something smells fishier than Hamburglar’s fingers

    • Elvis Press-lee
      May 1, 2018 at 10:13 pm

      She probably blew Grimace and had a double team with the Hamburglar and Ronald later that night

  • Hamburglar
    May 1, 2018 at 3:40 pm

    Full O’ shit, she is!
    I’ll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.

  • Rick Shaw
    Rick Shaw
    May 1, 2018 at 3:35 pm

    This Gary Busey look alike is trying to get something free out of this scam. This creature wants a lifetime supply of Parliaments, Keno and 20 dollar scratch tickets. She looks like the classic bridge troll who stands outside Eleven in the ice cold, smoking her butts and staring at the Keno screen.

    • Johnp
      May 1, 2018 at 6:40 pm

      The whole article was awesome. The line fuck it, what y’all bitches want from a winna?” is priceless! Keep it up turtleboy, you made my day.

    • Johnp
      May 1, 2018 at 6:40 pm

      The whole article was awesome. The line fuck it, what y’all bitches want from a winna?” is priceless! Keep it up turtleboy, you made my day. Awesome

  • Willard Scott
    May 1, 2018 at 3:29 pm

    I think they are lying. Having said that, I have seen this happen before. Long story short, the grill area is backed up and the front counter/drivethru employees are harassing the grill people constantly because they are waiting on food. Eventually, this one teen gets sick of being told they need the food faster so be puts a raw patty on a bun and boxes it and sends it up. He ended up getting fired Eden the customer brought it back.

    • Wilard Scott
      May 1, 2018 at 6:38 pm

      6 down down votes get off my nuts with that. That actually happened. Franklin McDonald’s around 1999 or 2000.

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