Turtleboy Investigates

School Choice Shepherd Hill Football Moms Make Fake Twitter Account To Smear Their Kid’s Coach, One Left Bartlett After Trying To Get Basketball Coach Fired, Now Claim Teachers Are Bullying Them Too

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Last week Uncle Turtleboy wrote this blog about Rich Garven’s hit piece from the Turtlegram and Gazette on Shepherd Hill football coach Ryan Dugan. The long and short of it is that Shepherd Hill produces tons of Division 1 players, hasn’t had a losing season in 9 years, and now that they’re having a losing season helicopter parents are revolting. It’s really just a couple of them and they’re claiming that the coach is saying mean things to their kids at football practice (gasp) and is punishing kids who get injured (which has been denied, investigated and found to be untrue). Uncle Turtleboy used to work at Shepherd Hill so he was pretty diplomatic about it. I’m not going to be. I’m here to name and shame the parents behind this.

This is an epidemic in high school athletics that needs to end. And the only way to do that is to publicly shame these people, which they deserve to be. Remember last year what happened in Braintree? Very similar situation. A state championship girl’s basketball coach resigned after being harassed with emails relentlessly by 3 out of control parents. The emails were some of the most insane, condescending, douchetastic screeds you’ve ever read. They were doing it because no one was calling them out on it, and their complaints were similar to the ones coming out of Shepherd Hill. After we published that blog the school was shamed into publicly backing their coach, giving her her job back, putting the parents in check, and they went on to win another state title in March.

The villains in this case do not live in Dudley or Charlton. The first parent we heard from was Kristen Lukasevicz, who tried to get us to shame the coach for allegedly calling kids pussies at practice, but it backfired when we pointed out how coaches yelling at kid isn’t “bullying,” it’s coaching.

She lives in Douglas, which is two full towns away from Dudley. And since Shepherd Hill has been so good at football every parent who thinks their kid is a superstar tries to school choice them there now.

But the real ringleader is this woman:

Kim Adams. She’s from Webster, and as recently as 2017 her son played football and basketball for Bartlett High School.

But she wasn’t happy with the coaching there (seeing a trend?), tried to get the coach fired, and then transferred to Shepherd Hill. We know this because unlike the Turtlegram and Gazette, which does baseless, one-sided hit pieces, we do our research. We talk to people in the community, we find out about people’s biases, and we report the truth. Oh, and this was AFTER she also transferred him out of Holy Name. Nothing is ever good enough for Kim Adams.

We’ve had dozens of former and current Shepherd Hill football players reach out to us on Coach Dugan’s behalf. It’s all over Twitter.


Almost everyone who has reached out to us has told us that she is the cause of all of this. Kim and Kristen are the ringleaders.

There’s been a Twitter account created, likely by one or both of them, that is dedicated to bashing Coach Dugan as well:

We know that Kristen is likely behind the account because she gave herself away with this tweet:

She’s responding to a parent who was supporting Dugan, and sending her text messages that the pro-Dugan parent sent whoever was behind the account. We have confirmed that those messages were sent to Kristen Lukasevicz. She is the only person who could possibly have them, and it means she’s likely behind the account.

The messages were meant to demean the pro-Dugan parent by revealing private correspondence, in which the parent was critical of the coach:

However, since then her kid went and spoke to the coach, resolved whatever issue they had, and everything is fine now. Because that’s what you’re supposed to do if your kid has a problem with the coach – have your kid speak to them first. Instead these douche whistles ran to the Turtlegram to smear their coach.

The account, which Kristen is likely running, is taunting Assistant Coach Clark and Coach Ide after Dugan blocked her on Twitter.

It’s retweeting stuff form accounts calling for Dugan to be fired.

It’s attacking current and former players for defending him:

Here she is making fun of a high school student’s spelling and grammar, and blaming it on Coach Ide who teaches English.

She gave herself away some more when she revealed that kids mentioned in the article are playing for “other successful teams.”

She pulled her kid out and he goes to an expensive private school now.

This woman, who previously came to us with a story, and is mad that we rejected her, is also trying to make Turtleboy look bad:

Just a reminder, we are banned from Twitter so that’s not us. The “L” in Turtleboy, is actually an upper case “i” which makes it look like Turtleboy, but it’s really Turtieboy. They exist to try to make us look bad, and dumb people fall for it. Dumb people like Kristen.

Kim denies that she has anything to do with the account, but she has been going at it with former players on Twitter using her real name.


And she tweets all the time using her real account, complaining about how mean the coaches are at Shepherd Hill.


And just like the fake Dugan account that is likely run by Kristen, she also retweets this account that seems to only criticize Dugan.

This is what that account tweets out:

“They need to overhaul there offense to something that showcases the talent at the schoool, blah, blah, blah.”

This is Braintree all over again. Parents sitting on the sidelines drawing up plays because they’re smarter than the coach.

Kim Adams posted on Facebook the other day this long winded rant that shows you the bullshit the coaching staff and administration at Shepherd Hill have been dealing with.

“The coach was warned last year, now does it again.”

Translation – I was a pain the ass last year too, even though I don’t pay taxes in Dudley or Charlton, and I’m basically free loading because nothing is ever good enough for my kid.

“I can’t call kids those names at my job.”

Yea, because you’re not a high school football coach. Strong point lady.

“All this is said to the kids and some might say it’s ok but if the parents and kids affected do not agree do they just keep quiet and take it?”

Yes actually, that’s exactly what you do. If your kid is called a mean name by the coach you shut up and let him deal with it. That’s how parenting used to work before every parent became an expert on coaching.

But wait, it gets better……

Oh man, her poor son is always being victimized by these mean adults. Now it’s not just his coaches, it’s his teachers too. And they’re bullying him in the classroom by saying, “Hey Cody, I’m gonna teach you a life lesson next time you wanna bash me in the hallway know who’s around.”

Yea, that never happened. She literally made that up out of thin air. It’s just so patently absurd no rational human being could even humor that occurring.

Of course she then emailed the principal (again) and complained that her son is being targeted by adults (again) and the principal tells her to have her son come and see him to discuss it. But of course Mom instructs the kid not to take him up on this offer because then he’ll just be targeted by more adults (again).

It’s almost like this woman is ALWAYS a victim!!

When we spoke with Kim Adams she said that the teachers “loved my son” until they found out she spoke with the superintendent. She also said that she’s “not looking for drama.”

This is the same woman who posts non-stop on Facebook and Twitter all day about how terrible her kid’s coaches are. But she’s totally NOT looking for drama.

Just last week she posted this long winded thing, in which she literally declares that she will get a lot of likes for posting it:

But don’t get it twisted – she doesn’t like drama.

This garbage needs to end. These parents destroy communities and schools. They ruin high school experiences for everyone else because they’re so self-consumed that the world has to revolve around them. They don’t care that they’re trying to hurt a high school teacher/coach who dedicates his life to helping kids, and who has clearly reached so many already. Everything is the coach’s fault, and NOTHING is their fault.

Of course the real joke here is the Turtlegram and Gazette even writing about it in the first place. What a classless, worthless rag they are. These are the same people who like to act like they’re above Turtleboy and frown on us for our language. Yea, we swear and shit over here, but at least we don’t use our platform to ruin the reputations of innocent people.

16 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    November 6, 2018 at 5:23 pm

    Both sides are mental midgets who actually let their kids play football which teaches the life long lesson that physically beating up the guy in the other uniform makes you a winner.

    • Right Wing Bastard
      November 6, 2018 at 5:28 pm

      Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any more of a limpwristed faggot, you lower your own bar.

      If I ever met you in person, I’d put my thumb up your wife’s ass right in front of you, and kick the shit out of you if you even looked at me the wrong way when I did it.

      • Honkey Kong
        November 6, 2018 at 9:18 pm

        Easy. We get it. You don’t like the guy. Switch to decaf.

      • GOP
        November 6, 2018 at 10:11 pm

        Troll alert. A Republican wouldn’t say that. Nice try.

  • Where the flying fuck...
    November 6, 2018 at 11:24 am

    …is this broad’s HUSBAND?

    Step up to the fuckin’ plate, Jack. Stuff a salami into this hawg’s mouth and shut her the fuck up, won’t you?

  • Soooooooey!!!
    November 6, 2018 at 7:53 am

    I like the muddy pic from the Webduh Pig Pen,

  • Trixie twinkledust
    November 5, 2018 at 11:42 pm

    I just know she’s a frustrated former cheerleader pathetically trying to relive her sad sociopath past. Sweetie! Hey! High School is over for you, move on. Go fondle your faded Pom poms and envision dignity.

  • Hyprocrite
    November 5, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    Anyone ever ask about her cheer coaching days? Hmmm I bet she was a bully and made kids tumble on a broken foot ,forged doctors notes and paid outsiders to complete her choreography. She definitely would win coach of the year. K guess when your not the coach of your kids team to make them the star all the time is a tough pill to swallow.

    • you know
      November 6, 2018 at 9:01 pm

      Glad to know I’m not the only one of her old cheerleaders that remember her screaming at us and being the type of coach she’s now bitching about….not only was she HORRIBLE to her own child but when parents went to her saying she’s being too rough with us she had the same responses we all do now. Get over it I’m the coach. Feels good right?

  • Crispy C
    November 5, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    High school parents are the worst. The kids think their shit don’t stink because the parents tell them how great they are. They all think little Johnny is a legit D1 prospect and have visions of their kid getting a full ride to Florida State. Life after high school sucks because they go from big deal in high school to jack shit in the real world because they didn’t spend enough time studying, marry high school sweetheart, have more shithead kids… rinse repeat.

    Yawn. These shitheads aren’t good enough to go downstairs to get my Starbucks and their kids won’t be good enough to get my kid’s Starbucks in 10 years.

    Speaking of studying (Biology) …. don’t forget to stick it to the transvestites (there is no such thing as transgender) on Question 3 tomorrow. Fuck them. And fuck any of the flakes that support them.

  • Trump 2020
    November 5, 2018 at 7:27 pm

    These moms are bored, too much time on their hands and have pussies for husbands. Their husbands likely were hillary voters and wore pink pussy hats. Shameful

  • whatevuh
    November 5, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    Every time read one of these ‘oh the poor guy (coach) ‘ stories, my only reaction is ‘who the fuck cares’

  • Princess Gray Beaver
    November 5, 2018 at 6:47 pm

    Another bored bitch who need the stuffing fucked out of her. I bet she has a Resiat sticker on her Subaru.

  • citypoint
    Hi school
    November 5, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    High school: More memories you won’t remember.

  • Alfred Bitchcock
    November 5, 2018 at 4:06 pm

    I’ll throw some ropes on that mom’s face. Her cuck husband obviously isn’t getting the deal done.

  • Stephon LePoo
    November 5, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    I feel bad for the son of these crazy mothers. They must be pariahs at the school.
    Father used to coach high school hoop. Of course this was before social media when the world was sane. First practice, he’d have a parents meeting. First thing he’d say is, I want to get something straight, I know more about basketball then you. If you have an issue, come see me and I’ll not only explain, but SHOW you.” Set the tone right off the bat.

    How could their husbands possibly think it was a good idea to procreate with these hags?

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