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Had this email forwarded to us that’s been sent out by a Scituate Mom name Christina Ward, who apparently is using her 4 year old son as a political tool to get people to vote for a ballot initiative in November:
“Our 4.5 year old transgender daughter only recently socially transitioned to living as her authentic self this past spring.”
Translation – our 4.5 year old son said something the other day about being a girl, and instead of us just laughing it off and reassuring him that he is in fact a boy, we humored his childish delusions and bought him some barbie underpants.
This. Is. Insane.
We have to start calling this exactly what it is – child abuse. It’s psychological child abuse. And it’s done for the selfish purpose of virtual signaling by social justice warriors who are desperate for a cause to champion. And since they’re as white as February vacation in Winnipeg, the race card is out of the question. Solution? Just use your son as a pawn, tell people he’s a girl, and then watch as social justice warriors everywhere tell you how brave you are.
Someone asked me the other day what my political affiliations are since I don’t talk about politics much. The answer is that I don’t have one. But so long as the left embraces this nonsense I will always vote the opposite way. I don’t give a shit about Russia, or Syria, or memos, or tariffs. I care about child abuse. And this is government sanctioned child abuse. Period.
The biggest reason I have an issue with it is it’s not just them that it’s affecting. We all have to play along. In Canada you are compelled by law to use the pronouns that a bunch of mentally unstable gender confused weirdos decide they want to be called. When my daughter has to go against this 4 year old boy in sports, she will be at a disadvantage. This boy is going to be allowed to effectively use his innate masculinity to bully and beat up on my daughter.
And if you don’t think that’s going to happen, I give you exhibit A:
Terry Miller of Bulkeley wins the 100m girls dash i. 11.72 (meet record). Andraya Yearwood of Cromwell 2nd, RHAM’s Bridget Lalonde 3rd #cttrack pic.twitter.com/4GmLRyicDI
— GameTimeCT (@GameTimeCT) June 4, 2018
Terry Miller of #Bulkeley set a new State Open record in the girls 100 meter with a time of 11.72 seconds. #cttrack #ciac #trackandfield pic.twitter.com/uPG9xiey3U
— JW (@AngryJohnnie) June 4, 2018
Boys finishing first and second in the Connecticut State Championship’s 100 meter dash. Boys with penises, testosterone, and big boy muscles. But they’ve declared that they are girls, therefore they can beat up on girls.
This. Is. Madness.
And you might just accept it, but I never, ever, ever will. It doesn’t make you a good person if you do. It actually makes you a gutless coward because you’re encouraging mental illness and allowing abusive parents to exploit innocent children.
And it’s not about bathrooms either. It’s about locker rooms. I can piss in the same bathroom as a chick. No one sees the other person’s special parts. But come on down to the YMCA men’s locker room and you’ll get a front row seat to the geriatric naked hour. You will never see so much old man dong as you will in any YMCA locker room. How would progressive and accepting women feel about having an old wrinkly cock in their face after a workout? Because that’s what greets me every time I’m done exercising. These people stand there with the towels around their necks, buck naked, shaving in the sink. Then they talk about politics for a while and who makes the best roast beef sandwich. Sure, they could do this with clothes, or even a towel on. But they’d prefer to do it dong out. I will not take anyone’s opinion on this issue seriously until they spend 30 minutes in the YMCA men’s locker room.
And this is why I will enthusiastically be voting no on this question in November. But if you want more reason, check out the insanity out of Cambridge called “Theybies”:
Is Zyler a boy or a girl? How about Kadyn? That’s a question their parents, Nate and Julia Sharpe, say only the twins can decide. The Cambridge, Mass., couple represent a small group of parents raising “theybies” — children being brought up without gender designation from birth. A Facebook community for these parents currently claims about 220 members across the U.S.
“A theyby is, I think, different things to different people,” Nate Sharpe told NBC News. “For us, it means raising our kids with gender-neutral pronouns — so, ‘they,’ ‘them,’ ‘their,’ rather than assigning ‘he,’ ‘she,’ ‘him,’ ‘her’ from birth based on their anatomy.”
When the Sharpes arrived at the hospital for the delivery, they asked the staff not to announce the twins’ sex. Even after the newborns were put in their arms, their anatomy remained a mystery for several hours.
“It just wasn’t something that was interesting,” Julia said. “It was all about meeting the children and interacting with them, and just not something that we focused on at all.”
We definitely got more pushback from co-workers, who were like: ‘Wait, you’re not going to tell me what you’re having? You’re not going to tell me what your kids are?’” Julia said. “I’m like, ‘I’m telling you they’re children.’ But they got really, really frustrated that we wouldn’t tell them what their genitalia was, which is kind of a weird thing when you think about it.”
Oh yea, the people who wanna know if your kids are boys are girls are the weird ones. Not the freaks who named their kids after two of Jupiter’s moons and refer to them as “they.”
Kadyn and Zyler still have little understanding of gender, according to their parents, but have started to pick up on it. One day recently, Zyler asked Julia what “she” and “he” mean.
“Since we’ve tried to avoid really getting into gender until they’re old enough to understand it, I answered that ‘he’ and ‘she’ are pronouns and you use them to make sentences simpler, so instead of saying someone’s name over and over in the sentence, you’ll say ‘he’ or ‘she’ or ‘they’ instead,” she said, “and Zyler got distracted after that and moved on.”
Translation – we’re teaching our children to ignore basic rules of the English language. That’s how woke we are.
Guess where they plan on enrolling their kids in school….
Soon, Kadyn and Zyler will enter grade school — a time when kids put themselves and others into strict gender categories. The Sharpes hope to get them into a Montessori public school in Cambridge, which they believe will be accepting of their parenting style.
Of course they’re trying to get into the Montessori school. Because why would you let your kids have a normal educational experience when you can treat them like social justice lab rats?
So when will these crotch fruits know if they’re boys or girls?
The Sharpes believe Kadyn and Zyler will know their gender preferences by the time they reach elementary school. No matter how they identify or what pronouns they prefer, their parents are ready to embrace their wishes.
Oh OK. Can it be like high school signing day when they have the hats in front of them and they pick one? That would be way more fun. And what happens if they haven’t made up their mind by elementary school? Are they allowed to change their minds later? This all makes tons of sense.
And finally this:
The couple doesn’t dismiss the possibility the twins may get bullied, but they aren’t too worried about it either.
“I’d rather have a kid that experiences adversity and deals with it and comes out stronger,” Nate said, “than a kid who is a bully.”
Well then, as long as the parents don’t mind if their kids get bullied, then it’s all good. Sure, they’re setting their kids up to be socially ostracized by kids with normal parents, which of course they’ll refer to as “bullying.” But they don’t really care about that because they’re just using their kids to push a political agenda anyway.
My son reaches for balls and trucks. My daughter reaches for dolls. Know why? Because there are innate differences between boys and girls. I didn’t teach him to like to throw balls, nor did I teach her to be sassy and fabulous. It just came naturally because….science. And I might not be as woke as these nudniks, but at least my kids will grow up happy and healthier than their kids. Because I actually have their best interests at heart.
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Did these two mentally ill “parents” have a 57 gender reveal party?
20 or 30 years ago you would be locked up in a psych ward for this kind of shit & fed all kinds of drugs! Not today, because ahhh liberalism! It truly is a mental disorder. On the next government census they should ask if you’re a liberal & if you are a liberal how many medications you’re on. I bet the average will be at least four different medications. I bet that 99.98% of the people who declare them self as liberals are on medication for various mental health issues. You know what else is funnieeeee, I cant get my fucking insurance that I pay out of pocket for. to agree too cover the cost of hgh treatments to rebuild muscle damage in my back! If I told them I was a chick who wanted a dick they would definitely give it too me, if I was a dude who wanted to undergo the tuck and cluck they would definitely give me estrogen. Funny how that works huh? Needs hgh to help rebuild bone and muscle for legit medical reasons, cant get it. Be a liberal with a mental disorder get whatever the fuck you want. It’s all good though, I’ll continue to work my ass off in pain every moment of ever day & stick with my weed. It sucks and it’s taken a toll but their is no way I could sit at home all day. I just cant do it, I tried it for a week in the beginning and went nucking futts in the house. then i just showed up to work and told them yes I’m hurt and basically cant walk, butttt , I’m not going home so either figire out something for me to do or fire me. They were not super excited about the idea as it poses a risk for them. However, they got over it and although I’m on limited duty. I still work and bring home the bacon. I love my career way to much too let something that basically is like being paralyzed and pain too the point where I want to cry and climb out of my body stop me. Plus i dont want to be another gbbme type of mother fucker that’s on the government dole. I’ll work until I’m dead or I cant move at all. It’s a personal choice for me. Sure I could sit home and be on all kinds of meds and living on disability but fuck that shit! Maybe when I’m 65 but even than probably not. I’m on the, work for 20 years and retire early plan. Fuck some of you know how old I am. I only have a few more years to go before retirement with full pension, 401k & an annuity. I could retire now and be good for the rest of my life. I wont though especially at an old age. Once you’re old and cant move you’re done that’s it, do not pass go do not collect your 15% senior discount, go directly too the nursing home and die a few months later. No I’m all set.
P.s. people need to let children be children & let them be who the fuck they want to be! Not fucking decide for them because you think it’s cool. It’s not, let them grow up and figure out who and what they want to be. It’s not for you too decide, your roll as the parent is to teach them right from wrong, nurture them, console them, feed & cloth them, teach them respect & morals, take them places to expand their minds, help them with home work, keep them clean, teach them how to piss & shit in a toilet, teach em how to wipe their ass’ so they dont leave shit trails in their underroos, connect them with nature, especially the ocean, teach them how to cook & have manners, etc. Your job as a parent is not to tell them who they are and who they are supposed to be! Your job is to guide them and mold them into respectable pillars of society! And if you tell them not to put their hand near the stove because it will get burnt and they dont listen the first 3 times, let them burn their fucking hand. it will teach them to listen and it will build character!
Do not profile them as something that you have no idea if they are or are not yet like those two idiots. I will see you in public, shame you and call you out for the fuck witt you are in front of everyone and will be sure to embarrass you.
O yeah notice how they both have little boys bikes, something with those two idiots seems fishy & I’m not sure it’s just the mothers fuck hole either. Seems like they are doing thos for facebook likes, or one of them was on their way out of a job. so they claim their kids are tranny so the employer wont get rid of them out of fear of a fake discrimination lawsuit!
Also, dude is the type that let’s other dudes bang his wife then he sucks your load out of her fish basket.
Dudes like that are pathetic wtf happened to men? dont get me wrong, if you’re dumb enough to let dudes bang your wife then I’m dumb enough to bang your wife with no fucks givin. Your wife wants to be treated like a whore I’ll treat her as such.
Pppppps. We really need to bring back the whole tare & feather thing!
Pppppssssss. I long for the day we have another civil war, its gonna be shitty for a while and we are going to struggle to rebuild after. buttttttt, can you magin what life will be like with no ratchets and mentally insane/inslaved liberals or trash coming over our borders? I can, I can see everyone pretty much on the same page, I see everyone getting along and having peace with one another, I see normal people not on medication ruining our schools, government etc. I see kids being able to play outside not worrying if daquan gonna shoot em up, or Jose raping their mom and hacking her head off after, I see Brad & Chad not acting like wiggers. I also see lots of beautiful, smart, normal, non medacated, mentally stable woman being just that, woman! Ah what a world it would be. There definitely would not be any racial divide because no matter your skin color there would be no liberals & everyone would want the same thing. A life of not putting up with or taking care of other peoples bullshit!
Thank you for speaking out about this evil being inflected on children by ‘parents’ who want to use them as lab rats.
These ‘parents’ seem to view children as being in the same category as chihuahuas being carried around in purses. The chihuahuas are accessory items for outfits; these ‘woke’ people use babies as accessories to their own ideas of social fashion.
Evidence for that is the jaw-dropping callousness about the children getting bullied in the future. Basically, what does he care …he’s already damaging them to make himself fashionable…if bullying is still a hot topic in a few years, why, he will be TWICE as social issue fashonable (parent of de-gendered children AND part of bullied children).
PS- What’s up with the ‘father’ and the camera strapped to his head during the birth.
theys so woke they blind.
So anorexics see themselves as fat. Even if they’re 75 pounds. I guess we let them die?
The “they” stuff isn’t going to work. It makes people think that more than one person is involved. There’s going to be problems when a construction foreman hears “they’re on their way” expecting 14 guys, and one skinny tatted bald chick shows up chewing tobacco with a pant shitting look on her face from trying to carry a mortar bucket full of tools.
This is a new thing, so there ought to be a new pronoun made up for people like that so it doesn’t mess up things for other people. So what do you call something that isn’t a him or her? Ask a 5 year old.
If it doesn’t like the answer, it can blow it out its ass. Liberals and Democrats create enough problems in this country – specifically, *all* of them. That’s our compromise.
Chances are the first 6-sport high school athlete has already been born!
Is there something in the air or the water that makes certain people go nutty?
I’m starting to think that liberalism is caused by a pollutant or a virus that certain people are susceptible to.
This may be sexist, but IDGAF. I can kinda see a woman falling for this bullshit. But a dude? Well, a straight dude. If not child abuse, certainly mental cruelty once the kids are talking and in school. These idiots are nature deniers. There’s a reason for the different sexes in species where there are males and females and it’s not limited to reproduction.
Bitch, if your husband likes cock that much, why the fuck did you marry him and who blasted his load in you to make that baby you’re corrupting?
The whole cult of transsexualism is a scourge on society. It’s an absolute load of horseshit, and it’s out of control. And it’s geared mostly towards shaming little boys and telling them from the fucking cradle that they’re no good. This country is in serious trouble.
These two sick, twisted parents won’t be happy until their kids transition is complete. In the liberal mind genetically modified chicken is horrible! But cutting your boy’s dick off, getting implants and a lifetime of hormone therapy is not only acceptable but something to celebrate. I feel so bad for these kids…
Look up “Asia Kate Dillon”
Damn good actor/actress/both/none/all. Dillon identifies as non-binary and uses singular they pronouns. I think they is very talented. I think using the word they to describe a person is fucking stupid. But I will respect theys right to be called that.
An adult that has made their choice.
Wasn’t it just recently in Mass. you can have X as your gender on your drivers license?
I await the day when there’s an all points bulletin for “Attention. Be on the lookout for a X between the ages of 30 and 40 wanted for assault and battery. Last seen in the company of a younger X”.
Soon very soon actually I’m coming down there and setting you motherfuckers straight!
I wouldn’t mind checking out Christina Ward’s (mom with 4.5 year old) private parts to ensure she is not gender confused – strictly scientific experiment.
I just want to say Thank You Thank You Thank You !!!! I was beginning to lose all hope and think my husband and I were the only ones left who thought that parents that do this to thier chikdren are completely abusing and neglecting them … Children that young do NOT understand tge consequences of changing your sex at such a young age could have … These parents are setting thier kids up for many many years of therapy … Trust and believe tgey are fucking those babies up so bad … Thank you for speaking out on the lunatic parents that do thiS to thier babies it is absolutely child abuse and these people should NOT be allowed to have any children … Disgusting misguided delusional “woke” pricks!!!
Not only that, kids usually start saying these things out of childish misunderstanding. Like a little boy with a new baby sister who seems to get all mommy’s attention. All we can hope and pray for is that these kids grow up and REBEL against their parents. And stop voting for the people who give their demented beliefs the force of law in order to push these horrible ideas on everyone else.
If any one contacts DCF on these decent SJW I will sue your ass so fast
I can’t handle this. These people are sick!!! By encouraging this lifestyle they are inflicting their children with mental illness. There is a difference between boys and girls and not just genitals!!! I just can’t!! God, I completely understand if you want to bring the apocalypse upon our asses and start fresh with a new species. This world is turning to shit more and more. If you’re a boy who wants to live like a girl or vice versa and you’re old enough to make that decision then good for you but enforcing this behavior upon children who are unable to think for themselves is ABUSE!!!!! we need better laws against this shit. It’s disgustingly sick and grotesque and makes me want to vomit
These poor kids have 0 chance of leading normal good life They are going to be really messed up as adults when they find out what their parents did to them
These kids are going to turn out fine. Nature will take its course and they will start acting like boys and wanting to wear Batman costumes and will point their fingers like guns and shoot each other (guaranteed these two cucks of parents won’t give them cap guns). Less than 1% of the population is truly fucked up and really gender dysphoric, the rest are just brain washed liberals trying to piss off “the man”.
I used to be liberal. I was proud of being liberal because it used to stand for all positive and progressive things. They always seemed to take steps in the right direction. This? It’s most definitely a step in a direction, but which direction?
When a child is born, they are clay. We mold them and they respond. We send them to school and hope that all our teaching takes presidence over whatever stupid things they will come across.
If someone is truly Trans I have no real problem with that but it is an adult decision.
When adults give children too many choices they are bound to choose things that may not be good for them. Why not offer pizza and McDonalds along with the chicken and peas and see what they choose? Would it always be healthy? Would it always be in line with who they will be at 25?
I wanted to be a unicorn when I was five and I’m glad my parents didn’t surgically install a horn at six.
Wtf is happening in this world.
Stipulated: it’s not just insane, it’s beyond stupid. just to be clear.
but please, show some self awareness:
if you are manning the shield wall n the opposite side of a social issue, you are a social justice warrior, too.
if you decide that as long as ‘liberals’ push this stuff into the public sphere you will ‘vote the other way’ then you are indeed ideological.
if you are posting on this page, you are virtue signalling – just to a different group.
it’s ok to oppose any and all stupid ideas, and no ‘liberal’ would object to your right and privilege to do so (liberalism, insofar as it actually exists, is about expanding rights rather than restricting them.)
but please do not be in denial of what and who you actually are. it will make your voice stronger.
So, I guess the 9 million FB TB sites that FB has banned was based on complaints by martians and not liberals.
Not sure who we are virtue signalling to by coming here.
EVERY POST ON THIS PAGE WAS DONE BY ME. EVEN YOURS. EVERY ONE WAS ANONYMOUS.
You can’t prove you aren’t something I posted.
TB could by IP addresses, maybe.
At most I get some thumbs up and down. BFD. Everyone likes thumbs up. I have posted things that only got downs.
Oh well.
Nicely put! Great comments.
However, I am reacting to the post about the 4.5 year old “coming-out” as trans and announced by parents. Surely that is unnatural. I don’t care what the person defines itself as when they are mature (16 years and above) but at 4.5 years, I don’t think even parents should push that agenda on society or the child.
Heck, with some parents today, their 21 yr old kids aren’t as mature as some 12 yr olds with decent parents. Age can’t be part of the criteria.
These parents and their supporters are the real Science Deniers.
The only good thing about the CT Track and Field issue is that turned every relative of every female competitor permanently against trans gendered/crossdressing/whatever against the same.
That being said, I really don’t care if they do this AFTER their social contract with society as children is over. You want to do this? Yes. Are you an adult? Yes. Have at it. The libertarian side of me also believes you are on your own. No special programs to help you on this payed by the local, state or federal government.
Let them decide to cross the street at 3 or 4 see what happens. Or shit let’s
Just give them drivers
Licenses NOW. Shouldn’t they just know how to drive. Or at what age should they know. Oh yeah., that’s why there are laws and rules and penis’s and vaginas. It’s a thing , it always has been. Boys have penis’s and girls have vaginas. How will they explain a big dog sitting there licking its dick? That doggie decided, at a young age ,
He FELT like a boy and wanted a dick so magically it appeared. Cuz feelings count. Fuck off
4 yr Little girl I babysit tried standing up to pee , she wanted to be like daddy. Well she soon discovered not only that she didn’t have the proper equipment, but standing made her piss everywhere. Lol. when she pissed all
Over herself and the bathroom she decided she didn’t want to pee like that anymore. So if I was one of those idiots I would have used that example as she wants to be a boy? I am confused.
Baby babies can’t decide anything. The parents are mentally abusing those
kids and the state needs to fuck up their lives a little like they do if you simply have a pentagram tattoo.
Makes sense right.
Do they also let them smoke and drink beer ?
Liberalism is a mental disorder !
Sick motherfuckers, that’s what they are.
Hopefully, when these poor children get to an age where they can see how fucked up their parents are, they will kick them to the curb for their utter fucking bullshit. This is further proof that liberalism is a straight-up mental disorder that, if left unchecked, will further degrade our society.
These fuckheads better start treading lightly; they are going to reach a point of no return someday and they are not going to like the results of their fuckery. We’ve tolerated their bullshit long enough.
Yeah… you Drumpf-loving turdleboy bigots see an idea that will move society forward and naturally you shit all over it. They don’t have a problem… it’s just that YOU are stupid.
Have you figured out what you are yet?
Got to be a parody account. Maybe a couple of days ago the posts under that name were real, but this can’t be.
Today they are Jason April but sometimes they are April Jason. Depends on the occasion.
I looked up your Facebook profile, you insufferable social justice jihadist. You are the textbook definition of a spineless, virtue signalling shitbird. Your trolling is pathetic. You sure like to talk big, but on the street you’d be a fucking aggravated assault case waiting to happen.
Jason April
Please elaborate your theory. How do a bunch of fucked up and confused children growing up doing what ever they want , whenever they want. Is
Social progress?
It’s not , anyone that doesn’t tell those parents they are wrong is retarded too. I have an extremely large circle with a lot of kids ,
If anyone I knew was doing this to a child, I promise you from the bottom pits of
my cold dead heart , I would report as abuse. Call it what the fuck it is.
So if a 3 yr old decided they hated their left arm. They won’t use it , won’t wash it , just hates it.
Do they suggest you cut it off ? The kid doesn’t like it? No one would ever be ok with that.
So what’s the difference ?
All these parents and ANY licensed medical official that pacifys these morons should be held responsible. The problem is the doctors they go to are the same age and have the same stupid beliefs. But their personal beliefs don’t matter. As a medical prof they have a responsibility to ensure the child’s welfare. tHIS IS NOt being responsible.
Jason please get off the computer and come upstairs its time for breakfast I made pancakes
Of course there was a guitar. There had to be. Off-key James Taylor songs and Union songs from the Depression Era. You want to bet if the boy wants to be a boy the parents won’t let him.
I like your style Z !!