Section 8 Mafia Threatens To Ambush Law Enforcement After Video Allegedly Showing ICE Arresting A Shitbag In Lynn Goes Viral 


Social justice warriors are big mad at the news that there might be law enforcement officers in Lynn (gasp) enforcing the law:

I don’t see any evidence whatsoever that those are ICE agents, and we have no idea of knowing what this man was being detained for, but I guess we’re all supposed to be outraged or something because men with guns are doing their job.

ICE doesn’t do raids on the cleaning lady who’s been here illegally for the last 20 years. They go after human traffickers and drug dealers. Really, really shitty human beings. Naturally then Bernie Sanders, AOC, and the rest of the nutjobs want ICE abolished because they need these people on election day. Whoever that guy is, odds are he did something fucked up. And the fact that no one speaks English in that video doesn’t exactly make me sad about the prospect that his ass might get deported.

This video is just more of the AOC affect. The other day while campaigning for Bernie in Iowa she urged people to “tip people off if you see ICE or CBP in your communities.”

She’s literally telling people to protect human traffickers and drug dealers by giving them a heads up when ICE is in town. This is the woman is representing the leading candidate for the democrats and the likely nominee at this point, Bernie Sanders. When you urge your followers to treat law enforcement like the enemy you are encouraging violence against them, which is where you get shit like this:

“Bouta ambush these n***as.”

Looks like the local chapter of Bernie for President has a new campaign spokesperson.

Keep it up. This will resonate great with voters in middle America come election time.


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66 Comment(s)
  • Gianna
    February 1, 2020 at 3:02 am

    Deport them all. Every. Last. Juan.

  • White Power
    January 29, 2020 at 12:09 pm


  • #87
    January 29, 2020 at 10:41 am

    – Body like a pony keg
    – Tight sweatshirt is a men’s large
    – Yoga pants that will never see the inside of a yoga studio
    – Yoga pants with a Laura Ashley floral design from 1991
    – Leg warmers from 1983
    – Slippers by Ocean State Job Lot

    This is the Resistance.

    • Bramante's Jock Strap
      January 29, 2020 at 1:04 pm

      WTF is with all these fools wearing slippers everywhere they go in the New England winter?

      Civilization hangs on by a thin thread.

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 29, 2020 at 1:20 am

    New Mexico, Arizona and California WILL one day be given back to Mexico, as reparations, in a deal made by Putin and New England whites, ashamed of their fellow whites and who will not be immediately impacted by such decisions. Like Warren, they think the whole country is a Progressive dacha where they can eat cheese and destroy this country from within. i saw it begin in the 1960’s, and anyone pointing out the communist plot was derided as the village idiot.

    • Grammie
      January 29, 2020 at 2:42 am

      You got that right.
      *The Gulag Archipelago* should be required reading. Criminals at the top of the proletariat food chain, while otherwise law-abiding but politically-incorrect citizens were locked up and picked clean.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Franklin Sucks
    January 29, 2020 at 1:14 am

    ICE ICE baby!

  • She very poor
    January 28, 2020 at 11:14 pm

    She poor. And unejuckated. Who she flips off in picture? Maybe mirror for showsing her five hundreds pounds? Why she wore just 87 when she bigs enuff to fit 654 on coat as well?

  • gdsgwshsh
    January 28, 2020 at 10:51 pm


  • Trump 2020
    January 28, 2020 at 8:24 pm

    As said by our fantastic president “ They don’t send us their best”

  • PaRappa the Non-Binary Rapper (they/them/theirs)
    January 28, 2020 at 8:09 pm

    Welp I dunno about you guys but I expect the disturbing violently racist comment section to handle this story very politely.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Brandish Atel
    January 28, 2020 at 7:01 pm

    Fuck you. You cocksucker!

    • kill illegals
      January 28, 2020 at 7:34 pm

      illegal alien scum

  • Liberal White Suicide Pact
    January 28, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    We need a revolution now before its too late and its almost too late. You got the Democratic party unlawfully trying to remove a duly elected American president because he doesnt support their liberal agenda part of which is handing over our country to illegsls. We are the frog boiling in the water NOW.
    You have filthy cunts like AOC who wants to remove ICE and allow lawless illegals who reproduce like rabbits to take everything that we have and break all of out laws . Soon the demographic shift will occur and we will be like S. Africa where whites are slaughtered and everthing they have is taken away. We sit in blissful ignorance thinking it has never happened and cant happen in America even thou slowly we are becoming less and less American. When we become the minority and we will, there will be no set asides or affirmative action.they will destroy this country and loot everything and turn our once beloved country into a third world shithole and the saddest part about this is we are sllowing it to happen because of tolerance and diversity and multiculturalism. Mesnwhile their culture is lawless and hell bent on destruction . Wait til soros stule DA’s say murder is ok as long as its a white male. Its coming sooner than you think and its its almost to late. Time to take the country back before its destroyed forever

    • WeRFucked
      January 28, 2020 at 7:44 pm


      This is why… We R Fucked.

    • PaRappa the Non-Binary Rapper (they/them/theirs)
      January 28, 2020 at 9:11 pm

      You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. Go back to posting on Barstool Sports

      • Go Back On Your Bananna Boat
        January 29, 2020 at 12:09 am

        Great rebuttal from an uneducated fool

        • PaRappa the Non-Binary Rapper (they/them/theirs)
          January 29, 2020 at 6:46 am

          “Uneducated fool” says the white privileged bigot who can’t spell or complete a sentence without grammar mistakes.

          • Truth
            January 29, 2020 at 10:29 am

            I notice you didn’t contradict the meat of the post. You only bitched about the grammar. Telling.

          • Fake Rant Queen
            January 29, 2020 at 2:47 pm

            I’d rather be an “uneducated fool” than a volunteer victim.

          • You Racist Third World POS
            January 29, 2020 at 9:07 pm

            White privilege sucks and whites are tired of being slaves.
            Fuck you racist. I dont owe you anything. You make up a condtruct like white privilege and think becsuse you repeat it often then its true. White privilege has meant white slaves for decades and decades and decades.

      • Dad
        January 29, 2020 at 4:11 pm

        Penn National Gaming just bought a minority interest in Barstool for 163 million $.

  • jon
    January 28, 2020 at 6:43 pm

    what are you talking about illegal sex traffickers and gangsters dont even know who bernie is never mind know how to register to vote . go somewhere with this bullshit it was a funny blog till you went there

    • Tired of Stupid Liberals
      January 28, 2020 at 8:08 pm

      This coming from a guy who writes run on sentences and doesn’t know how to capitalize or use punctuation. You’re definitely a Bernie/AOC supporter and want everything for free. Here’s something free, it’s called advice. Keep your dumbass comments to yourself, moron.

      • PaRappa the Non-Binary Rapper (they/them/theirs)
        January 28, 2020 at 9:14 pm

        AOC actually has some good ideas. Like tax penalties for white people who identify publicly as a straight or male, and guaranteed housing for people with bad credit scores.

        • DudeRanchStripClub
          January 29, 2020 at 8:50 am

          In what way is guaranteed housing for people with bad credit a good thing? Any one alive in 2007-2009 will tell you that’s a huge fucking mistake.

          I’d have to see details.

    • PaRappa the Non-Binary Rapper (they/them/theirs)
      January 29, 2020 at 2:53 pm

      Oh you wanna talk about the meat of this deranged lunatic post? Sure, I’ve got time after 5, unlike you who has literally all day to skulk these comments sections. Or “funemployed”, whatever the cool kids are calling it these days.

  • BitchTits
    January 28, 2020 at 6:19 pm

    Meh. Illegal beaners are used and loved by both parties, not just Dems. Who do you think is employing them? Look at Tyson, Purdue, etc. All of the major meat processors use illegal beaners in their plants. Big agriculture is just as guilty, if not more, than the AOC’s of the world.

    Dems want them for votes, Republicans want them for cheap labor.

    PS, Trump pardoned Sholom Rubashkin, owner of a meat processing plant that employed hundreds of illegals and was raided in 2007 as the largest ICE workplace raid in US history. Trump commuted his 15+ year sentence, which immediately released him from prison and let him flee to….you guessed it…….Israel.

    • Arch Stanton
      No fucks to give
      January 28, 2020 at 6:57 pm

      Which story is about you?

      • Arch Stanton
        January 28, 2020 at 6:58 pm

        My comment was for the shithead known as Jon. That name alone neccessitates a beating.

    • jon
      January 28, 2020 at 8:50 pm

      waaahhhh call the grammar police someone has a different opion. waahhhh eat a bowl of dicks cunt

      • Arch Stanton
        No fucks to give
        January 29, 2020 at 12:58 am

        Just wtf is an “opion” fuckstick? Again, which story is about you? Now go back to your dumpster and make your living shithead.

  • Jack
    January 28, 2020 at 5:56 pm

    Parasites of America!

    • Truth
      January 30, 2020 at 11:02 am

      The Professional Poor AND the Professional Rich are like ticks sucking the money out of the treasury that the stupid middle class rubes keep refilling through blood, sweat, and tears.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 28, 2020 at 5:53 pm

    Of course the first thing you see in that video is a tortilla loving chode wearing a giant aèropostal hoodie. Further proving my point that spics love aèropostal.

    Keep up the good work, ICE

  • Cheesemo
    January 28, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    All of Rachel Rollins negroe relatives have been in prison
    She’s a fat disgusting chimpanzee
    I hope the fat cunt is a victim of a violent crime by some illegal or lawn jockey that ice couldn’t arrest

    • joe fuckhead
      January 28, 2020 at 7:38 pm

      she is a sheboon

      • Monkey Mob Rule
        January 29, 2020 at 12:11 am

        Dont forget unqualified affirmative action candidate.

    • Fake Rant Queen
      January 29, 2020 at 2:57 pm

      Ratchet Rachael herself was arrested for shoplifting while in college, but the case was continued without a finding. But consider: highly likely that was not her first offense, just the first time someone caught her.

      • Laws Are Racist
        January 29, 2020 at 9:10 pm

        She was also busted for selling stolen goods

  • dr. fill
    January 28, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    LOL @ poor people. I viscerally despise them. Too stupid to eat right, vote right, be successful. Roaches.

    • Low IQ But Gsining Upper Hand
      January 28, 2020 at 5:46 pm

      Soon they will have the numbers to vote to take away everything that you earned.

      • Spic Tormentor
        January 28, 2020 at 7:18 pm

        Spics don’t vote. They do the bare minimum in every aspect of their lives.

        • The Rnd Is Sooner Than You Think Be Prepared
          January 28, 2020 at 7:22 pm

          Dont kid yourself especially when they realize they can vote themselves bigger welfare checks.

  • Ace Rothstein
    January 28, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    Learn to pronounce
    contrary to or forbidden by law, especially criminal law.

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    January 28, 2020 at 5:34 pm

    Deese my peeps yo.
    STFU Turtleriders.
    Dis be dey culture and dey be takin ovet. Cali snd Texas already 50 % hispanic plus we have more babies thsn you because you to busy working tonpay all the taxes snd fees that go to use.
    Demographic war is won by my perps. Den we gonna revolt and take all. Its part of our savage culture. I wont prosecute.

  • Aspiring Street Rapper from the mean streets of Cohasset
    January 28, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    Good. Deport them all. Illegal is illegal. It’s LONG overdue.

    Make Lowell, Fall River, Springfield and Worcester look like America again.

  • Jeff Gillooly
    January 28, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    That bitch AOC should be knee capped.

    • Tonya Harding
      January 28, 2020 at 5:48 pm

      You always were such a charmer

      • WeRFucked
        January 28, 2020 at 7:49 pm

        I fapped to your wedding night video when it came out. I was 14.

        True Story.

        • Startled Pancake
          January 29, 2020 at 1:31 pm

          Oh, shit.

          I forgot about that. I gotta do a internet search now.

    • Nancy Kerrigan
      January 29, 2020 at 10:32 am


    • Big Daddy
      January 29, 2020 at 6:13 pm

      Don’t do that!! She does her best work on her knees!! Glork Glork!!!

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    January 28, 2020 at 4:48 pm

    The US left are a fucking joke.

    Still no sign of that wall though.


    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 29, 2020 at 12:55 pm

      At least Trump got Mexico to stop the hordes at their southern border. Detentions at northern border are down since then.

  • Pete Butigieg's Prolapsed Rectum
    January 28, 2020 at 4:44 pm

    Neutron bombs. That’s the quick answer. On Lawrence, Lynn, Brockton, Chelsea, most of Boston, Chicopee, Worcester.

    • Pete's pink sock
      January 28, 2020 at 5:53 pm


  • Boss Hogg
    January 28, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Looks like a US Marshall’s task force bust to me.

  • Mike Oxlong
    January 28, 2020 at 4:17 pm

    Can we just build the damn Wall already?!?!
    Dirty, filthy cockroaches. With smartphones w/data plans that I help pay for.

  • Joe Biden
    January 28, 2020 at 4:09 pm

    That’s the guy who delivers my kids to sniff and other things.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Diego's gofer
    January 28, 2020 at 4:01 pm

    Oh, man, they busted da Jefe’s best delivery man… das goin hurt business. Jefe goin be pissed! We pay those stoopid politicians to keep da ICE away an they do stoopid, das fucked up. Poor Manny… Diego’s onna phone with his peeps in Rachel Rollins office he a family man an’ shit…

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    January 28, 2020 at 3:44 pm

    This is precisely why I cant wait to vote to continue along the path of Making America Great Again in 2020 elections.

  • illegals
    January 28, 2020 at 3:42 pm

    Shoot em in the head or burn em, they go up real easy…

  • Lynn
    January 28, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Spic Tormentor…. Dont you own a “vacation home” there? Haha

    • Spic Tormentor
      January 28, 2020 at 5:55 pm

      I think of it more as a compound

  • Bella Romanum
    January 28, 2020 at 3:34 pm

    play stupid games, win stupid prizes….if the goal is free healthcare and/or burial, that’s one way.

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