Self Described “Boss Babe” Cries To Western Mass News That She’s A Victim Because Guys In Private Facebook Group Fap To Her Facebook Profile Picture


Breaking News from Western Mass News:

Stop the presses!! Local woman finds out how Facebook works. More details coming at 10! Here’s what we know so far:

When people post a Facebook profile picture, it’s their way of introducing and representing themselves to the online community. When one local business owner posted a profile picture a short while ago, she had no idea it would be taken and posted in a closed “men’s only” Facebook group. The woman claims the Facebook user that posted her picture is local, but she said the closed group is international and the post about her garnered lewd and demeaning comments.

“It wasn’t meant to be alluring for males. It was meant to show that I was a boss babe,” said Crystal Vazquez.

She’s complaining about a picture posted in a PRIVATE Facebook group that she had previously posted publicly, and she refers to herself as a “boss babe.” I’ve already heard enough.

Listen boss babe, that’s not how the Internet works. You don’t get to decide what other people do with fully clothed pictures of you. You’re allegedly proud of the way you look, but now all of a sudden you don’t want to be “alluring for males.” You poor, delicate sunflower. Loved the live footage that Western Mass had of her reading comments on Facebook:

The struggle is so real.

Local makeup artist and boutique owner Crystal Vazquez posted her new professional headshot with pride, making it her Facebook profile picture.

“I had just lost a significant amount of weight and I’m a mother of three. I felt empowered. You can have tattoos and piercings, you can be who you are, and still be respected in the community,” Vazquez explained.

However, respected is the last thing Vazquez felt when friends told her that picture had been posted in a closed men’s group on Facebook, meaning you must be approved to join by a page administrator.

“She said well he’s posting your profile photo and making sexually derogatory comments about you. I realized at that time that it was the spouse to one of my customers. My instant reaction was to change my profile photo and blame myself,” Vazquez explained.

Men make sexually derogatory comments about women while in the company of other men? Uhh muhhh gahhhdd!! We should start bugging locker rooms too. I heard guys talk about their sexual conquests in there.

Vazquez said the photo that brought her pride was subject to comment from men across the globe, even reaching one user in England.

“If this is happening to me and this person is pretty much a stranger to me, it could happen to anybody,” Vazquez said.

It’s almost like they have Facebook in England!!

Western Mass News spoke with Stan Prager of GoGeeks Tech Repair. He said the post likely violates Facebook’s terms of service and merits a report to the company. However, he said your Facebook profile picture “is the one that you cannot make private, so don’t use a picture that you don’t want anyone to steal.”

Fuck off Stan. I don’t know why of all the pictures of women on the Internet they chose some chick from Western Mass with a haiku tittoo to fap to, but it certainly doesn’t violate Facebook’s standards.

Vazquez added, “I don’t know where else it is and so it’s a humiliation that I maybe will never get away from.”

It’s not a picture of you sucking down a salami serpent. You’re a fully clothed and confident “boss babe,” and a business owner. Who cares where it is? Honestly, what do you care if a man is looking at a picture of you in Mongolia and taking himself to pleasure town? How does that at all affect your life at all?

Vazquez chose not to name the person who posted her picture in the group and the group name itself. She said it’s out of fear of further victimization, both for herself and other women on Facebook.

“He posted it, he didn’t post it under a fake profile, he used his real profile,” Vazquez noted.

Except you did post his name everywhere on Facebook, and your woke army has been calling him out.

No Seth, it’s not sexual harassment if you don’t actually contact the person you simple minded nudnik. That’s not how any of this works.

Also, the fact that she thinks Facebook isn’t a public place, but Western Mass News is, tells me she’s not ready for the Internet.

She said she wants the whole community to know how the post ruined a picture she used to find empowering.

“It showed who I was as a professional…By him sharing this in such a dirty way, it kind of just took all of that meaning behind the picture away from it,” Vazquez said.

Oh shut your piehole already.

Vazquez told us she made contact with a member of the closed Facebook group in England, who commented on her picture. He told her the pictures are posted at a rate of “loads per hour.”

Wait until she finds out what he meant by “loads per hour.” The boss babe is gonna be down for the count.

She’s milking every ounce of victimhood possible out of this “story.”

Third wave feminism is cancer. All we do now is find ways to be victims, which is the exact opposite reason why feminism became a social movement.

The pearl clutching comments about the newfound discovery that men make lewd comments about women while in the company of other men is off the charts.

The boss babe was “crying” because some guy said she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. The only thing she’s the boss of is hurt feelz.

She filed a freaking police report because someone shared a publicly viewable image she put out there and posted it on a closed group page for men. First world white girl problems for the win!

She feels “violated” and says that a comment in a closed Facebook group could “ruin my career.”

You can’t make this stuff up.

The amount of people who don’t understand how Facebook works never ceases to amaze me.


“Rape culture.”

Bangs head on desk.

The white knighting Olympics started to heat up.

It got worse.

Definitely try to ruin the guy’s marriage because he paid you the compliment of assuming your basket sandwich skills were off the charts.

Oh, and of course we have to make sure he loses his livelihood over a comment too:

Seems like a reasonable reaction.

The bottom line is Facebook is not your diary, it’s the public square. Conversations that used to be private are now digital. Anything you post on Facebook, regardless of your privacy settings, should be assumed to be public by you, because people in closed groups talk, and so do the people on your “friends” list. This used to just happen to celebrities, but because of social media everyone is a celebrity now. The best way to avoid this is just not use social media if you’re not ready for it.


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52 Comment(s)
  • Woody Womb Pecker
    May 21, 2019 at 10:51 pm

    What’s the name of the group with a the pics for fapping? Asking for a friend.

  • Ziggy
    May 21, 2019 at 11:29 am


    Shut up and suck my dick!!

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 21, 2019 at 6:57 am

    I suspect her real surname is Meth.

  • Kirk Minihane
    May 20, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    I wish the TB staff had profile pictures, I love jerking off to overweight white trash.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      May 21, 2019 at 6:56 am

      You love jerking off. The rest of the sentence was superfluous.

  • Judge dread
    May 20, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    I bet she smokes Newport’s. But at the same time if you are trying to push sex appeal and approval from anonymous men on social media you’re a but nugget. And you shouldn’t complain cuz ur getting exactly wha u want. She only complains so she can get more attention and coverage.

    If you want passive approval for your body, which U are obviously trying to do, go all in and rock youporn or whatever. Or do a cam site or sell squirting videos like that chick uncle talked about on the last turtleboy live last Saturday.

    She does look nice for her age but at the end of the day she’s a ratchet.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    May 20, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    Last summer I went to Vermont. I couldn’t help noticing that the average Vermont woman is 100 pounds lighter than the average Massachusetts female. No exaggeration. Even the older women. You would see Vermont women dragged into the gravitational pull of the waddling MA tourists. Sad.

    At least this broad isn’t a deuce-and-a-half. She’s got that going for her.

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Stunt Penis
    May 20, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    For a 50 year old woman, she’s not bad looking — you fellas have to put these things in perspective — compare her against the population of american women as a whole, and especially women in the northeast, and even women in her general vicinity for that matter. If she’s from the Springfield area, the woman is a goddess compared to the typical Springfield-area rachet.

    I wouldn’t… only because she’s defiled her body with tats and will forever be branded as “unclean” in my book.

  • Gash Basher
    May 20, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    I want to meet these dudes that thought this 50 year old scag bag was worthy of dedicating a post to fapping

  • WeRFucked
    May 20, 2019 at 1:19 pm

    “You can have tattoos and piercings, you can be who you are, and still be respected in the community,” Vazquez explained.”

    No. You. Can’t. Tattoos & piercings means you’ll be judged negatively. You have metal issues. Nobody defaces their body unless somethings is wrong internally.

    Don’t worry sweetie, I’m not bopping my bologna to your ugly marked up arms. That’s a turn off for sane men.

    • z
      May 20, 2019 at 2:01 pm

      Yeah, I have trouble even eating in a restaurant if I see the wait staff of cooks/chefs with tats. I know it’s not any different if they had them and I didn’t see them but I don’t like them.

      Only vets that saw combat should have them. That’s the way I grew up and that’s how I’ll always see it.

      • WeRFucked
        May 20, 2019 at 2:16 pm


      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        May 20, 2019 at 6:58 pm

        I agree. I see tattoos on a female and think “Hep C, long sexual history, insecure, etc etc

  • Brock Turner
    May 20, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    Guys are just plain nasty and she looks old enough to know better. Her crime is vanity. Maybe turtleboy needs to slam dudes walking around with their hand on their junk. Maybe dudes should keep their ‘pleasuring’ to themselves because you know, at the end of the day, that is TRASHY behavior as well.

    • z
      May 20, 2019 at 1:27 pm

      I agree, but in this case they were doing their shit (over a photo) and talking about it over “There”.

      A simple “Pathetic Assholes. I can’t stop you from doing what you are doing but you’re a bunch of assholes” on her part would have worked just fine.

      Getting the woke police involved negates a lot of that. Getting TV involved is even worse. TV just doesn’t “Do it”, because this is a stupid story and a thousand years from now the same thing will still be happening. Just trying to get the station some street cred as being one of the good ones.

    • WeRFucked
      May 20, 2019 at 1:51 pm

      Masturbating is trashy?

      You are odd.

      • Brock Turner
        May 20, 2019 at 2:39 pm

        No you retard. Being PUBLIC about anything sexual is TRASHY! Can’t you comprehend what you read?

        • WeRFucked
          May 21, 2019 at 1:53 pm

          Sorry Brock… this sentence says “pleasuring” is TRASHY behavior. That’s the way you wrote it asshat. How were your grades in high school?

          “Maybe dudes should keep their ‘pleasuring’ to themselves because you know, at the end of the day, that is TRASHY behavior as well”

  • randiguy2006
    Dumb & Dumber
    May 20, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Who is dumber? Her or dude posting with his place of employment listed?

  • Draco
    May 20, 2019 at 11:45 am


    • z
      May 20, 2019 at 12:54 pm

      The “Infamous” Tommy Robinson. He’d get my vote just to piss people off.

      I like Count Dankula but have to put the captions on. That’s a hell of an accent.
      Sargon of Akkad has a way of saying “you fucking twat”.
      SoA isn’t even a conservative. He may even be a bit left of center.

      These 3 and a bunch of others will be the first to be hung or crucified when the takeover of England is complete.

      Put them all together and you have Milo Yiannopoulos.

      • Christopher Lettiere
        May 20, 2019 at 3:30 pm

        It’s sad, really. What was once a great empire, is now a shi_t-hole, commonly referred to as #Londanistan.
        The UK is FUBAR, and we’re next if we don’t wake-up!

  • Dick Hehir
    May 20, 2019 at 11:40 am

    The day I accept being lectured by some woman from western mass with arm tattoos is the same day the Pope is seen skateboarding down my street bare-assed.

  • Captain Trips
    May 20, 2019 at 11:38 am

    “Queen of pain….she’ll always be Queen of Pain”

  • Tim the Magician
    May 20, 2019 at 11:38 am

    Not for nothing, but that tat on her right arm looks like the four day old remnants of a left hook. You should ask for your money back, Boss Babe.

  • Today's Tom Sawyer
    May 20, 2019 at 11:34 am

    Publishing a picture of yourself posing as a dominatrix and then getting triggered when you find out internet nerd boys are jerking their gherkins over your picture is peak 2019.

    Bran the Broken ’20.

    • If You Choose Not To Decide You Still Have Made A Choice
      May 20, 2019 at 11:39 am

      Boss Babe says that during sex if you get hard before she tells you to that it is rape. No means no unless she says yes.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 20, 2019 at 11:10 am

    I laud Crystal Vazquez for standing up to straight, white, Christian men.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      May 20, 2019 at 11:33 am

      Fuck off. I’m an atheist, you cunt!!! 🙂

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        May 20, 2019 at 12:16 pm

        Dick, if you’re an atheist, then you must be a Democrat! Can I count on your support in 2020?

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          May 21, 2019 at 6:54 am

          I’m British so I will be voting for fuck all.

          The only thing I’ll be supporting is Crystal’s fupa. With my chin.

    • Captain Trips
      Chief Pokemlongtime
      May 20, 2019 at 11:36 am

      Not to mention non-Cherokees

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    May 20, 2019 at 10:57 am

    For such a “Boss Babe” she knows shit about the internet. Profile pics are forever and almost basically public property. It’s why businesses post pics of products for profile pics. Then post the “Boss Babe” stuff on the page…. She’s so stupid it hurts…..

    • Corinth Arkadin
      May 20, 2019 at 11:32 am

      I suppose she never heard of The Fappening?

      If the exposure of those chix didn’t do anything, then no one cares about this Laura Kitelinger knock-off.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    May 20, 2019 at 10:56 am

    If trashy dominatrix is her look she is rocking it!….I do enjoy the beta cuck soy boys who come rushing to the defense of these poor women….ugh we are doomed

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 20, 2019 at 10:54 am

    I don’t get the attraction.

    She looks like she’s had a few too many years of cigarettes, Jack Daniels, and too many rides on the back of a Hell’s Angel’s bike.

    I bet that gaping hole of hers even has stretch marks around it

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      May 20, 2019 at 1:29 pm

      Lost weight and 3 kids. Ya, think?

  • Mr Wood
    May 20, 2019 at 10:45 am

    Guess she will hate me too. WOULD!!!

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      May 20, 2019 at 10:57 am

      Just be sure to use numerous coats of oil-based polyurethane on your pole prior to insertion Mr. Wood

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 20, 2019 at 10:36 am

    Is this the same Crystal Vasquez that’s screaming with indignation on another page of the blog?

    This is truly delicious.

    “Boss babe”? – face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.

    I don’t need to crack one off just now but I’m taking the picture of her to my bedroom anyway and pleasuring myself just for the reaction that will get from her.

    Some days I just love the internet.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      May 20, 2019 at 11:59 am

      Oh, and I’m in England too.

      I shall be passing round the pics of Crystal in the pub tonight, as wanking material for the lads.


  • z
    May 20, 2019 at 10:36 am

    2019 and people don’t know how this shit works.
    Fucking morons.

    This is like the Clark Art Institute in Williamstown demanding that the AfD in Germany stop using “Slave Market” by Jean-Léon Gérôme.

    I like the Clark. Nice place, nice art. The Clark even admitted that the painting was in the public domain, but demanded that it not be used. But that didn’t stop the Clark from trying to score SJW brownie points.

    And Crystal, I have no idea why they are using your photo. Not seeing the fantasy in you.

  • Karma Bus
    Ratchetsaurous Rex
    May 20, 2019 at 10:33 am

    Omg she says the comment in a closed fb group will ruin her career?!!!! Uh hello boss babe, get ya facks right girl! YOU are ruining your own career by blasting this your own damn self. What a dumb ass! Some faceboogers should not have a profile

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      May 20, 2019 at 11:18 am

      It’s called the Streisand Effect. She is a pandering narcissist claiming to be a victim.

  • She looks like a slampig
    May 20, 2019 at 10:22 am

    she reminds me of every single annoying trashbag that gets ONE boring ass tattoo and starts posting hastags on all their pics like #tattooedwomen #tattoo #inkedgurlz #girlswithtattoos

    • Corinth Arkadin
      May 20, 2019 at 10:43 am

      • Corinth Arkadin
        May 20, 2019 at 10:55 am

        Actually, the greatest thing about this vid, what actually sells it, is the voice of the 14 year old daughter.

        It’s like a man’s voice run through a vocorder: “You better knock it off…make me!”

      • bigdaddy
        May 20, 2019 at 12:17 pm

        so many reasons to never go to a wal-mart

      • Too Tall Tim
        Too Tall Tim
        May 20, 2019 at 2:25 pm

        She goes, “My dad’s a cop!” So what, that doesn’t mean you get special privileges. I once helped a teen who was being chronically bullied by another teen by helping him identify the bully to a cop. The officer was stunned. By wild coincidence it turned out that the bully was his own son. [it is a small town] He took my buddy’s complaint seriously (maybe because he had me as an adult witness) and promised to confront his son about the bullying.
        She threatens them with, “There’s a six-foot-six guy outside.” I bet the guy doesn’t want to get involved in her bullshit. I have told friends, “Do not get me involved in your fights. Do not use me and my size as a threat. I don’t want to come to your defense unless I am involved in the situation.”

        Oh, and when six-foot-six guys meet me they say, “Wow, man, I thought I was tall.” and we do a fist bump. Six-foot-six guys come almost up to my collarbone.

        • z
          May 20, 2019 at 2:59 pm

          Womyn power!!!!!

          I am strong and I have a guy as backup if I’m not strong enough.

          U GO GyRL!!!!! Stand up to those CIS WOMEN!!!!!

        • I Think I Missed Something
          May 21, 2019 at 2:37 am


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