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Yesterday we blogged about this poonburger named Shane Cohan, who sexually harassed conservative blogger Mindy Robinson, and sent her messages that she should kill herself. When she got the courage to publicly speak out against this (ya know, “me too”) she was rewarded with a 30 day ban from Facebook:
Because Facebook stands with men who aggressively harass women on their platform.
Of course in reality we all know by now that this only happens because Facebook simply doesn’t employ human beings that review reported posts. That’s why everyone on the left and right is always bitching about them. And that’s ultimately what Facebook wants. They want right wingers to think it’s a left wing conspiracy to silence them. They want left wingers to think it’s a right wing conspiracy to silence them.
That way no one ever addresses the REAL problem – Facebook is a multi-billion dollar company that encourages people to report things they don’t like, but has not invested any money into employing people to be comment moderators. They’re not left or right (although I’m sure most of them vote left). They’re just cheapskate monopolists who cut corners and bribe congress not to regulate them.
Anyway, we couldn’t find much about Shane yesterday. Then he went and posted this:
He literally just made that up because he became Turtleboy famous for being a pussy. He needed to find a way that Mindy victimized him, but he couldn’t, so he just made this up.
In reality what we’re dealing with her is a very attractive (turtle riders are almost always physically attractive), strong willed conservative woman who likes her guns, and a sackless virgin whose idea of a hot date involves wifi, redtube, and a bottle of olive oil.
This worthless maggot attends the University of Colorado, and is originally from Highland Park, Illinois.
According to the University of Colorado’s Twitter account, they’re on it:
Mindy we have referred this to the appropriate departments on campus.
— CU Boulder (@CUBoulder) February 21, 2018
But quite frankly, I don’t believe them. That tweet just reeks of lip service. Don’t let them get away with this. They want this to go away. Either sexual harassment of women is OK or it’s not. I was told at the latest celebrity lovefest that “Time’s up.” That’s what they keep saying. But is it really? If the University of Colorado continues to allow this shitstain to attend school there then it means they condone this behavior. I’ll be emailing and feel free to follow suit if you feel the same way, just as many others have.
People like Shane Cohan need to destroyed. The best part is that he thinks he’s gotten some moral victory here. But if Colorado won’t do anything about this, Google will. It’s gonna be awesome when he graduates, applies for jobs, and the first thing potential employers do is type Shane Cohan into the Google machine, and Turtleboy comes up on page one. Have a nice life shithead. Your family is ashamed of you and you will die alone.
P.S. The irony here is strong with this one…..