Sgt Squatter Psycho Cunt Terrorizes Neighbors By Filing Over 60 False Reports With Worcester Police And DCF While Refusing To Pay Rent And Libeling Them In Newspaper


This is Rosalie Tirella from Worcester.


She’s perpetually unemployed and runs a free newspaper called Cecelia (previously the In City Times) that you can pick up while waiting in line for a sandwich at Bushel n Peck. Over the years the newspaper has basically turned into a ratchet burn book, where she makes up shit about well known people in Worcester without any consequences. These people include:

She’s written about me a bunch of times too (making shit up) and she got sued by Milky Mike Gaffney for making up a story about someone wearing blackface to one of his fundraisers.

Anyway, she does this newspaper thing for a living and has a couple advertisers, but apparently it’s not enough to pay the bills because she’s constantly in housing court and has been evicted at least 4 times.

She’s also been charged with malicious destruction of property and doesn’t like keeping up with her car payments either.

She almost always loses in small claims court because she doesn’t bother showing up, gets defaulted, and has a capias issued for her by the sheriff.

Recently she posted about how a State Trooper named Timothy Harris pulled her over and allegedly stole her license plates, which she’s working to get with the assistance of State Senator Mike Moore.

Luckily she remembered the plates by heart and made her own.

Here’s what really happened according to the official police report.


Turns out she had an active arrest warrant for negligent driving and nearly hitting a pedestrian, and her registration was revoked because she had no car insurance.

Rosalie resides at 38 Blackstone River Road in the Quinsig Village neighborhood of Worcester, and a Facebook page was started by one of her neighbors that documents her insanity as she faces eviction because she’s refusing to pay yet another landlord. Rosalie has gone more than 4 months without paying a dime in rent, and has filed over 60 unsubstantiated DCF and police reports on her neighbors. She also has a tendency to destroy her own apartment so she can have a reason to call the board of health.

In particular she goes after Ashley Tibbetts and Alex Haynes, who live beneath her, along with her neighbor Dawn. She’s called the cops and DCF on them countless times after making up lies about them electrocuting her dog and neglecting their crotch fruits and grand crotch fruits. Oh, and she thinks the garbage truck from Casella that picks up their dumpster once a week is in cahoots with Dawn and Trooper Harris to spy on her.

She wants to get them so badly that she threw white paint on her own car, called the cops, and didn’t get the outcome she hoped for.

To make matters worse Alex Haynes, who has been living there for over 10 years, had a sister named Darlene Haynes. In 2009, right out of a Lifetime movie while 8 months pregnant, Darlene was murdered by a woman who had recently miscarried, so she could remove the baby from her stomach. Rosalie wrote defamatory statements about Alex and Darlene in In City Times, which forced the court to remove it from the Internet altogether.


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69 Comment(s)
  • Uncle Peckerhead
    November 18, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    Dear Ms. Tirella,
    I have for rent the lower unit of my two story outhouse.
    Cheap rent……………No pets.

  • Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe
    November 18, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    “Over the years the newspaper has basically turned into a ratchet burn book, where she makes up lies about well known people in Worcester without any consequences.”

    You should sue her for copying your business plan.

    • Suk Dix and Howe
      November 19, 2020 at 10:20 am

      Ok there jerky

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 18, 2020 at 3:00 pm

    Whew! For a minute there I thought this lady was full of herself!

  • Uncle Peckerhead
    November 18, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    I have to laugh at these “making love into my dickta-phone photo posers. Whether you look like death warmed over or rockin hot, this fuckin age we live in is so terribly vain! Everyone should proceed with caution before sending their image into Ethernet eternity. If you’re all about positive likes and comments, don’t do what this yahoo set herself up for!

  • Shaun King
    November 18, 2020 at 12:34 pm

    At least shes not black.

  • Go Chicago Boons Go
    November 18, 2020 at 11:45 am

    Twenty-three primates were shot Monday alone in Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s (D) Chicago.

    The Chicago Sun-Times reports the shooting victims included two teenage chimps–a 16-year-old gorilla and a 17-year-old ape–who were shot “near Pulaski Road and Lexington Street” around 4:40 p.m. Their wounds were not life-threatening and that’s a God dam shame as they will soon have lil boons of there own.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 18, 2020 at 2:59 pm

      Free shooting lessons for all Chicago boons. We need to improve the results there guys.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Laurie Lightfoot
      November 18, 2020 at 3:20 pm

      23 shootins’ ain’t jack, you jive ass honky. Now keep my name and my city name ouch ya mutha fuckin’ mouf.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        November 18, 2020 at 7:11 pm

        Ms. Lightfoot – what’s it like having Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?

        • murdochpatsymcreynolds
          Laurie Lightfoot
          November 20, 2020 at 10:18 am

          Fuck off you white captain mutha fucka. You don’t no me. You messin’ with the wrong one

  • Lynnfield House Of Pizza
    November 18, 2020 at 11:39 am

    Olive Loaf Curtains.

  • Tuukka Rask
    November 18, 2020 at 11:32 am

    Does the Miss Worcester Diner allow coloreds at the lunch counter?

  • Fred Knessl
    November 18, 2020 at 11:31 am

    I DO like the way her un-fettered Titties present themselves in the Mirror selfie, just sayin…

  • Oliver the Ornithologist
    November 18, 2020 at 11:11 am

    A murder of crows could easily perch on each of her nipples.

  • Will
    November 18, 2020 at 11:05 am

    If this site shows up on an Obamaphone expect Rosie to start commenting like crazy (pun intended).

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    November 18, 2020 at 9:49 am

    This woman is the poster child for why Danvers State Hospital should have never closed.
    Now, all the nuts are free to walk among us, with a “pinkie-swear” to take their psych meds.
    How’s that working out for us??
    Let’s shutter all the State Psychiatric Hospitals!!! Great idea!!!
    Another example of how liberal Democrats fuck things up, with no clue how to un-fuck it.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 18, 2020 at 2:58 pm

      Gort, Klaatu here. Please proceed with human extinction plan 32.

      • gort
        November 19, 2020 at 12:04 pm

        barada nikto

    • If I May Opine:
      November 18, 2020 at 5:21 pm

      Devalue Patrick…another fucking blow-in from Chi-raq, along with Pressley, Tompkins, Wu, etc, etc..

      They got our fucking number, that’s for sure.

      All by design. Tear it the fuck down and build it back up again. Only this time make it a little more…”color”ful.

      Yeah…good luck with that, you barely-literate mongrels.

      Bring it the fuck on. Let’s fucking do this.

  • jon
    November 18, 2020 at 9:47 am

    i always assumed this bitch was just loaded living over the westside talking shit about how she grew up on millburys st. now i kinda respect her hussle. i always picke up the bullshit mag at the liquor store on ward street next to that little dunkins

  • Obama’s skin doctor
    November 18, 2020 at 8:36 am

    She is from the Hillary’s fat,frumpy,unfuckables tribe.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 18, 2020 at 8:27 am

    Don’t forget it’s Transgender Awareness Week! Do something special for a gorgeous Trans today!

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 18, 2020 at 2:55 pm

      I wear my steel toed boots and give them a nice kick in the ass!

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    November 18, 2020 at 8:26 am

    I have a woman like this in my family. She is very fucking crazy but can take care of herself so it’s near impossible to lock her up (yes, she has been sectioned). Also, that woman Darlene Haynes lived on Southgate Street, a couple houses down from my grandmother.

    Snarky Pete, do your best.

  • Hervé Villechaize
    November 18, 2020 at 7:31 am

    I would let her give me the ol’ Hot Lunch.

  • Dragon 88
    November 18, 2020 at 7:21 am

    $30.00 each for the dogs delivered alive.

  • The Ghost of Paul Shanley
    November 18, 2020 at 7:03 am

    Does the Miss Worcester Diner still have the glory hole in the mens room?

    • Rian Waters
      November 18, 2020 at 7:12 am


  • Edgar Winters Tanning Bed
    November 18, 2020 at 6:49 am

    If Amanda Sawyer had a roommate…..

    • The liberal pathogen
      November 18, 2020 at 11:32 am

      A roommate lmao. We all know that’s her mother. Like mother like daughter as the apple does not fall far from the tree!

  • Rosie O'Donnell's Stunt Penis
    November 18, 2020 at 6:42 am

    Electrical grid dog shocking? This woman is nuts.

  • Snarky Rider
    November 18, 2020 at 6:36 am

    How in the hell is she being given a lease? Don’t people run credit reports and background checks anymore?
    Crazy bitch belongs in a mental institution or she is just a vicious cunt.

  • Yooo
    November 18, 2020 at 12:50 am

    This woman is clearly sick. You should bring awareness to mental health instead of trying to shame.

    • The pathagon known as liberalism is a mental disorder
      November 18, 2020 at 11:30 am

      There are many people who already bring awareness to mental health issues. Most of them are your pedowood icons. You know what they all have in common? They are all liberals. If you dump your liberal ideology you will magically be cured of the mental pathogen known as liberalism. Prove too us shes not a liberal you cant.

  • Richard Ramirez
    November 17, 2020 at 11:39 pm

    Once the dogs are out of the picture the fun starts.

  • Stanley Paving
    November 17, 2020 at 11:15 pm

    Anyone need their driveway paved??

  • Elegant Elliot Offen
    November 17, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    I guarantee that dog is petrified of peanut butter.

  • Russ Meyer
    November 17, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    Do your tits hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow? can you throw’em over your shoulder like a continental soldier? DO YOUR TITS HANG LOW……..

    November 17, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    Someone in the building is named Tibbets. I hope she gives Billy Tibbets a call. He’ll straighten out this mess. It’s time to drop the gloves….

  • Bootlicker
    November 17, 2020 at 8:43 pm

    “Here’s what really happened according to the official police report.”

    I’m a investogation journalist!

  • observer
    November 17, 2020 at 7:22 pm

    I bet she voted for Biden.

  • Round 'Em All Up...
    November 17, 2020 at 6:53 pm

    Pretty sure that dog she’s holding just mouthed the words “Help Me”…brrrr…this bitch is ALL KINDS of crazy….wtf….

    Round ’em all up. This shit is waaay out o’ line…

  • D.B.Cooper
    November 17, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    I believe the correct pronoun is:

    “burro de pantano” or skeezer.

  • Diplo
    November 17, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    You know you live in a shit hole when your apartment is heated with a gas stove from the 20s

  • whatevuh
    November 17, 2020 at 6:06 pm

    ummmm, that’s not the Boulevard diner you idiot, the Boulevard is on Shrewsbury St

  • randiguy2006
    November 17, 2020 at 6:01 pm


    oh wait.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    November 17, 2020 at 5:52 pm

    I see you’ve managed to take down her website too. SQLInjection?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 17, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Does anybody have a copy of the hooker fire chief’s sex tape? I need a copy for investigative purposes.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    November 17, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    My first action as secretary of labor will be a nation wide economic shutdown.
    I am a jobs creater.
    Weed dispensers and liquor stores will be given exemptions.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    November 17, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    Hey what’s that sticking out from between her boobs? Oh yeah her belly button!

  • Bag of rates
    November 17, 2020 at 5:38 pm

    I am guessing this woman has schizophrenia. Drilling under her floors, thinks she’s being persecuted and followed by garbage truck drivers, electrical grids being placed in her floors…all classic signs of schizophrenia.
    It will go on and on until she hurts herself or someone else. Sad really. But the neighbors I am sure are at the end of their rope.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      November 17, 2020 at 8:03 pm

      Bigger issue: medicine refuses to do all that is necessary to ensure these people can function in society. Sec. 12, 2 weeks in psych ward, released on a promise to follow up and take their meds, off the meds in 3 weeks, start over. The State Hospitals provided a needed service for these people, rather than burdening Police/EMS and the local hospitals with them.

      • Dee
        November 20, 2020 at 9:08 am

        Two week psych stay?? Try the most three day psych visit..Promise of taking meds?? Try you need a Rogers court order to take meds. The wait for state hospital bed? Try almost six month wait for a bed.. Once a psych patient gets a state bed what’s the hospital stay? Try a few weeks

  • EmfnT
    November 17, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    Your article is confusing Boulevard Diner and Miss Worcester Diner. You need to fix this so that people don’t avoid The Bully due to your mistake.

  • High rise lover
    November 17, 2020 at 5:11 pm

    Wait so boulevard diner or miss worcester runs ads with her ?

  • Stanley Roper
    November 17, 2020 at 5:07 pm

    Great looking cans but for the love of God, Landlords, do your homework before handing your keys to people like this or you deserve every ounce of misery coming your way. An online background and eviction search is around $20 and takes 5 minutes, no excuse.

  • Mastiff squint
    November 17, 2020 at 4:28 pm

    Why are there burnt out cars left on the street around there? Fuck Walmart near by won’t sell city trash bags because the grifters steal them. The most shop lifted Walmart in the US. Can’t get rid of the panhandlers around the area. You can thank the city for that. To the city officials some of the panhandlers live on Whipple st. The real homeless have left because they have been terrorized by this bunch.

    • G. Onorrea
      November 17, 2020 at 7:52 pm

      She has had more cases of VD than anyone in Massachusetts. In the 90’s she spread at least 55 cases of VD. She goes to a clinic in main south, its mandatory from the state. Her tits go down to her knees. But still you’d fuck that sleazy bitch?

  • Jenny G.
    November 17, 2020 at 4:03 pm

    That sick bitch has terroized Worcester for years.
    Hope she winds up in the sewer where scum like her belong.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    November 17, 2020 at 3:54 pm

    Single, never married/no kids basic bitches with stalking and psycho tendencies are most prone to transforming into these types of mega psychos once they hit mental-pause.

    A landlord’s nightmare as they first appear as basic old maids that turn into nightmares that exceed even the most ratchet nignog clans destruction of property. They all tend to have an obsession with collecting and “saving” as many animals as possible. Astrology charts are central to their determination of how they feel about you. Landlords deal with this shit far too often, but with the plandemic and Great Reset they won’t have to worry for much longer. Make no mistake, personal property ownership will be abolished within the decade. This is all a part of Agenda 2030 that is readily available for all to read and prepare for via Rothschild Foundation or World Economic Forum documentation and presentations (similar to Event 201 which was about the plandemic and involved the same cast of deep state characters.)

  • Orion
    November 17, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    Thank Reagan for emptying and closing asylums. Who would have known how that would lead to shrieking lunatics seizing power from Republicans all these years later?

    • BucketNutz
      November 17, 2020 at 5:48 pm

      Actually, thank the ACLU. Ronnie wasn’t given a choice , as the ACLU successfully argued psychopaths have civil rights & after 48 hours, can check out of the cuckoo nest.

      • Chris
        November 20, 2020 at 10:33 am

        Yes, this is correct. It was the ACLU who successfully got liberal New England judges to release mentally ill patients from state custody simply because being mentally ill was never an actual crime.

    • An inquiring mind
      November 18, 2020 at 11:42 am

      I thought it started with Kennedy?

    • Chris Tranos
      November 19, 2020 at 12:10 pm

      you sir (orion) ARE NONE TOO BRIGHT

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 17, 2020 at 3:49 pm

    As a property manager, any idiot that does not do a full credit, criminal. and eviction check before renting to someone deserves this problem.

    Personally, I think the non paying tenant laws need to change in this state so that:

    2 warnings are made within 4 months. One warning each for 2 months. If still no payment within 4 months, proof of non-payment can be made to the court, giving them another 30 days to vacate, at this point with no future promises to pay and with no chance given to make payments. The owner of the property on record can then go to the property on day 31 and if the tenant(s) is/are still there and still refuse to leave, lethal force should be legally allowed to be used to remove any and all ADULT occupants of the property. Anyone under the age of 18 will be physically, even forcibly removed from the property and the site, and placed with DCF, and if adults still refuse to leave and/or attack the owner(s), it should be completely legal to shoot them on the spot and remove their corpse(s) from the property to the street. Then all possessions remaining within the property are the complete legal property of the owner(s).

    If this were initiated, this deadbeat ‘system user problem’ landlords have would quickly cease to exist.

  • Jewmerica
    November 17, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    Hey – that’s my mom!

    • Its me
      November 17, 2020 at 5:44 pm

      I banged her repeatedly.
      She swallows.

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