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Shaming Lunch Shaming Crusader Kylie Kilpatrick Part 3: Bling Bling Crotch Fruit, Flying Across The Country, Fraud, Fake Non-Profits, Selling Donated Goods


Kylie Kilpatrick has been monetizing her crotch fruit like no one ever before for the last six months. And it’s all based on a lie that the kid used his allowance to pay for his classmates’ school lunch debt that the district was planning on eating anyway. Wait till you see all the free shit and scams that Ryan’s been able to get for his ma dukes. Click here to read part 3 of this series on TB Daily News.


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29 Comment(s)
  • soxrock191
    January 5, 2020 at 6:48 pm

    How is this bullshit not gaining national attention??? TB is real news & I hope when these idiots are finally exposed that TB will get the credit and not Fox 25 or whatever. Also, that kid has the most horrible haircut ever with those Newbury St highlights. He looks like a stoned woman.

  • Aperture Science
    January 4, 2020 at 6:58 am

    The moment you splash your “good deeds” (real or fake) on social media, it ceases to be a genuinely good deed. This takes things to a whole new level (of cringe).

    Regarding the sexuality comments, go easy folks until we actually have some proof behind the assumptions. As a young kid I looked and acted like I could pass for either even though I knew precisely what I was. And that was long before transgender even became a word. Back then no one made assumptions or tried to mindread and if in doubt they’d ask the parents. It was considered polite to ask and not insulting like it is now. Genetics can be a blessing or a curse depending on your makeup and your viewpoint.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    January 3, 2020 at 8:10 am

    Well, I’m no Miss Cleo but I suspect it won’t be long before she’s claiming her son was meant to be a girl and therefore must be placed on hormone blockers. That’ll keep the gravy train rolling.

  • I See Dumb People
    I see dumb people
    January 3, 2020 at 5:51 am

    Anyone else notice the kid looks completely exhausted in more than half those pictures with his fake ass smile.. Also some with his hat on look like he is covering a nice shiner on his eye.. Could be shadowing from the picture could be mom telling him more than once to smile so she can get her damn pay it forward pity cash

  • Wes Welker
    January 3, 2020 at 1:39 am

    Feel bad for the kid, no way he makes it past 25

  • Hugh Mung-Goskoch
    January 2, 2020 at 10:49 pm

    I’ll donate $10,000 to this woman tomorrow if she will let me give her annoying little creep’s head a Whiffle. Just looking at that God-awful New Wave circa 1982 hairdo gives me an ulcer.

  • Tampon of America
    January 2, 2020 at 9:52 pm

    This woman should be put in jail for fraud and child abuse because let’s face it, this kid is obvioulsy well on his way to being unsire of which bathroom is right for him since I assume he sits down to piss either way.The fact is these kids aren’t going hungry. They’re just getting a cheaper alternative lunch because parents don’t wanna pay their bills. I apologize that your kids will have to endure a peanut butter and jelly sandwich in lieu of that delicious mystery meat entree every school so well known for. What happened after they paid the $74.80 and people still aren’t paying their bills? She’s reinforcing the idea it’s Ok to spend your disability money on iPhones and pajama pants with Cookie Monster on them, to be worn mid day while standimg in line to buy blunt wraps, Newports and Monster Energy drinks and not provide for your spawn that someone else will foot the bill. Then to complain that the free shoes that she got from Nike didn’t fit? Why not take the proceeds from selling them (naturally sold above retail price- not greedy at all mind you) and give them to your so-called cause. I still don’t understand how the entire school’s unpaid lunch debt was so high yet the entire 3rd grade total was $74.80. I can only assume it to be one of those socialist schools that houses grades K- Doctorate and probably run by Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders. Visit California…The tampon of America!

  • More disappointed than ever
    January 2, 2020 at 8:49 pm

    The pictures in the full article depict disgusting amounts of excess, privilege, and advantage being taken of the public. All so this cow can roll her bean about how clever and woke she is. Their gullible “supporters” deserve to be gassed and buried in pits.

    These are the same kinds of people who queef about wage gaps, class divides and the plight of the “have nots”. Goddamn morons.

  • ChipChipperson
    January 2, 2020 at 6:35 pm

    Just would like all you good people to know that yesterday I gave some change to a disgusting filthy bum, and I also have a venmo account. #PayItForward

  • Greta Thunberg
    January 2, 2020 at 6:31 pm

    How Dare You!

  • Gimme gimme gimme
    January 2, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    The continued left wing free loaders continue to milk the working man. And their political leaders push to get them all free everything as long as they don’t touch their millionaire politicians money

  • randiguy2006
    January 2, 2020 at 4:21 pm

    Your just jealous someone monetized something and you cant figure out how to.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      January 2, 2020 at 4:28 pm

      Which story is about you, cuntchops?

    • Must be one
      January 2, 2020 at 4:29 pm

      Which story was about you?

    • Q
      January 3, 2020 at 11:54 pm

      This comment … god you fucking piece of shit.

  • Next up.......
    January 2, 2020 at 4:16 pm

    When do we see Henny and a Bulls cap?

  • Shane Hoban, rapper, Quincy MA
    January 2, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    The boy is just going along for the ride. It’s the mother who obviously is peddling all this. It was good while it lasted but don’t milk it.

  • This article needs to go viral
    January 2, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    I hope this article makes its way to those who have “donated”, so they can see they have been scammed.

  • Judge dread
    January 2, 2020 at 3:47 pm

    notice the people who line up in her defense: all of them are leftists.

    This is probably some ploy to increase school funding (which sounds like a good thing) but in reality it will no doubt increase school funding of the leftists so they can continue on their anti-America propaganda campaign in Cali.

    Cali just loves churching out little hitler youth types that might eventually pollute or cities or states one day.

  • Call the truant officer asap
    January 2, 2020 at 3:41 pm

    There’s no way this kid is in school. He’s all over the place jetsetting so he’s not enrolled and not home enough to be home schooled nor is she qualified to homeschool him. I guess this is the new version of the “child star”. Parents get rich kids lives are ruined just ask leif garrett danny bonaduce corey feldman etc. It always end bad. Yeah these kids get spoiled but they’re missing their childhood and it’s not worth it.

  • Cjeesemo
    January 2, 2020 at 3:07 pm

    what A fat ugly cunt the old lady is

    I wouldn’t even take a rim jib

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    January 2, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    Further to her threats to the local community who tried to expose her fraudulent sign language act to get free tickets to concerts.

    She’s now been getting deaf threats.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      January 3, 2020 at 1:42 am

      Excelsior, Mr. Scratcher.

      And to think, the majority of readers will pass over this comment and ignore it as a typo.

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        January 3, 2020 at 3:56 am

        I was very proud of this one 🙂

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    January 2, 2020 at 1:57 pm

    Casual Observations
    1) The Mom looks like a Man, and the Boy looks like a Girl.
    2) Whoever stuck their dick in that, should just be ashamed.

  • Stop the planet
    January 2, 2020 at 1:39 pm

    More lying, freeloading liberal garbage humans. How do even her moronic supporters not put 2 and 2 together when she talks about selling off shit that was donated? Nope, instead “Wow, he’s going to be an entrepreneur!” There needs to be laws passed on shit like this.

  • Line 'em up and knock 'em down
    January 2, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    LOL this little fuckhead idolizes Al Capone, another money-grabbing crooked piece of shit.

  • hartf811
    General Robert E.
    January 2, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    Lazy landwhale monetized her kid. Sounds like…………..Greta who?

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    January 2, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    Wonder if the IRS has noticed…

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