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Shaming Lunch Shaming Crusader Kylie Kirkpatrick Part 1: Coaching Crotch Fruit To Lie While Using A GoFundMe To Fix Non-existent Problem 


This week we are publishing a series of blogs on Kylie Kirkpatrick, a California mother who has used her son as a prop in a nationwide campaign to end the non-existent problem of lunch shaming in her son’s school district. She’s financially benefitted from this in several way, and has actively coached her son to lie about why he’s doing this and where the money came from. Click here to read Part 1 of this series on TB Daily News.


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18 Comment(s)
  • Turd Reversalist
    January 2, 2020 at 4:20 am

    That child is damaged goods.
    No amount of therapy will completely unscrew that kid’s mind.
    He will eventually turn to drugs, get in trouble, do time, catch bum diseases, get out, repeat the cycle, then, either by misadventure of by his own hand, he will die.
    For what she’s done, chunky mommy dearest must pay.
    Professional recommendation: Multiple reentry butt stab technique with a tickle from a stun gun to the nether hole area to instantly retighten the orifice. It’s like the first time, every time, a fresh sob and gasp for each knock at the back door.

    • Kim
      January 4, 2020 at 9:39 pm

      This Woman is a Pro she rented a house from my wife and I and lied about everything again using her Son as the bait…. as soon as she got in the home she use every possible lie about us to get money she threatened to sue us and it didn’t work because we are wonderful people , she moved on…
      she is a monster and that boy should be taken by protected services

  • Maureen McCarthy
    December 30, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    It’s simply mind-boggling that so many people fall for this crap. Read the story again and then understand that it’s about a child in the third grade. He didn’t think up any of this on his own anymore than Greta Thunberg thought about climate change by herself. If these kids are this smart, let’s get them to work on lowering the Federal budget deficit. Before swallowing all these feel good stories – THINK and ask questions. Do some fact checking which the MSM used to do, but now seems to have forgotten.

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 30, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    If Mike Bocchetti fucked an obese slow adult, this bitch would be the offspring. “Media” vets stories thoroughly and fact checks everything, but apparently google is broken in Napa Valley.

    Let me tell you who never missed a school lunch: that disgusting mouth-breathing twat.

  • Jeff J
    Just Plain Vile!!
    December 30, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    It’s one thing to be a fat , disgusting, greasy-faced twat but be a decent human and good parent. It’s a whole other issue when you’re those negatives plus being a manipulative, attention seeking, lying piece of shit. I fucking despise people like her.

  • Lunch Lady
    December 30, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    How much you want to bet that whoever made out that receipt put the money in their pocket and gave the kid a piece of paper for his scrap book?

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 30, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    she is probably grooming that little pussy into being some type of made up gender.

    Activists parents are the scum of the earth

    • Kenneth Foley
      December 30, 2019 at 6:20 pm

      You are scum

      • Spic Tormentor
        December 30, 2019 at 10:44 pm

        Did you come up with that one on your own?

  • Big fan
    December 30, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    1. Who cares?
    2. You’re a dreadful writer.
    3. “Critics argue that it doesn’t matter if Ryan’s story is a lie, because it’s leading to progressive reforms that they champion.” Citations?

    • Read between the lines, numbnuts
      December 30, 2019 at 2:31 pm

      They’re saying that people like this being caught lying never stops more things like it happening, nor does it cause the revisions and penalties that people on the opposite side of the political aisle suffer from when they get caught.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 30, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    I wonder how many of the parents that don’t pay the lunch fee can actually easily afford it? I bet 9 out of 10 families can easily pay it but don’t.

    Should have a study on that. The predictable results would be pretty eye-opening to the ‘givers’!

  • Hate This Abusive Liar
    December 30, 2019 at 12:43 pm

    That poor kid is fucked already. His mentally deranged abusive cunt of a “mother” is already grooming him to be female.

    • Lindsey Fuckingham
      December 30, 2019 at 2:31 pm

      Is the kid half black? She seems like the type that would pay the coal toll just to get some attention.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    December 30, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    Prediction: When the lunch-shaming gig fizzles, they’ll move on to the transgender shtick.

    Happy New Year to all my fans!!!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    December 30, 2019 at 12:25 pm

    I stand with Kylie ans Ryan! Ending lunch debt is the most urgent hot button issue of our time! We all need to join forces and end this hateful practice! #endlunchdebt.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      December 30, 2019 at 4:31 pm

      Except when climate change is most important, yes?

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    December 30, 2019 at 12:15 pm

    I do the accounting for a School lunch program. The School learned long ago to just build into the cost of a lunch, those who do not pay. In other words kids who donate to this cause are paying twice. Thanks suckers!

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