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Shaming Lunch Shaming Crusader Kylie Kirkpatrick Part 2: Hillary, Kamala, Monica Lewinsky, Ilhan Omar, Gavin Newsom And Countless Others Get Conned



Kylie Kirkpatrick has been using her crotch fruit Ryan Kyote for her own personal benefit for the last six months. She’s a con-artist and a liar, and his entire “lunch shaming” crusade is all based off a lie. Click here to read part 2 of the Investigating Kylie Kirkpatrick series on TB Daily News to see how she’s gotten politicians and celebrities to fall for her bullshit.


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29 Comment(s)
  • I see dumb people
    January 2, 2020 at 6:38 am

    Number one reason you can tell this is fake.. Kid had to ask his mother how much he paid out of his own allowance???!!!??? . Any kid who gets an allowance at that age or any age for that matter knows exactly how much they have and how much they spend of it.. Just ask any kid.. Especially if it is for a good cause, you bet your ass that kid would know how much of their own money that they worked for they handed over. If they don’t then what was even the point in letting the kid ” pay with his allowance” any good non scamming parent would also use the kids gesture as a teaching moment in finances for their kid.. Teach some basic math and or account balancing. That is of course if it actually came out of his own bank account with his name on it, which im sure it didn’t as mom does not look like she would care enough to start a financial plan for her lil pawn.. i mean kid.. As soon as my kids were born I went down to my bank and opened an account for them in their name. Over the years I put whatever i can into it each and every chance i get, be it out of my pocket or all the mo ey relatives may give for birthdays, Christmas and so on. So that when they become older ( highschool age) already have one in highschool and have started the next step with him recently.. I take them down to the bank and sit with a member rep and have the member rep go over their financial options and educate them a bit on their finances and credit options.. Why do I do this? .. Because I wish like hell my parents had done it for me so it didn’t take me having my own kids before I gave a shit about my finances, savings and credit.. Best thing you can ever do for your child is give them a head start in this fucked up world.. Also maybe teach them that when giving a donation you typically do so out of the kindness of your heart and do not broadcast it for all to know otherwise it takes away from the good deed and makes it look as you only did it for the recognition..
    All that being said this hog beast is by far the most ratchet of rachets you have blogged about in quite sometime.. Something about a parent parading their kid around for financial gain is a whole nother level of ratchet.. Nasty

  • Lipstick Hippie
    January 1, 2020 at 11:19 am

    The worst part is that when this chick is exposed for this giant load of bullshit it will be swept under the rug, because all these politicians and other gullible losers won’t want to admit they’ve been duped.

  • What's next
    January 1, 2020 at 9:58 am

    When is this kid going to “Transition”?

  • juror seven esq.
    December 31, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    All this free lunch talk and who is paying and who isn’t misses the point. Can some one investigate, with pictures, of how much of the food goes from the tray to the trash can. Never to pass across the lips of the ones that is suppose to help.
    Wasn’t that long ago when the former first lady had the big push for healthier offerings in program. The only push was how fast the new cuisine went from the tray to the bottom of the garbage pail.

    • bonedawgtuco
      January 1, 2020 at 4:06 pm

      Absolutely true JSE.
      I have heard this directly from people who work in the school cafs.
      Michelle O’s initiative has resulted in literally hundreds of tons of food going in the dumpster that kids have ZERO interest in eating.

      Media is not gonna cover or investigate this.

      Cept for the Turtle crew > Investigative journalism is pretty much dead.

  • Planetary reset now, please
    December 31, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    What happened to the world’s collective grip on reality that we have so many people shitting blood to keep giving more to people who already get everything? Why should people get even MORE shit they don’t pay for – for free? I don’t remember feeling ashamed at all when I couldn’t afford school lunch. Nor did anybody mock me. This is a completely invented, horseshit, nonexistent problem for this kid and his mom to flex over.

  • The Kid is a Fag
    December 31, 2019 at 4:16 pm

    I mean just look at him and his flock of seagulls haircut.

    • Grammie
      January 1, 2020 at 6:42 am

      Can we leave the child and his appearance out of the discussion? We are talking about the adults and their contrived causes here, not about a 9-yr old who is just along for the ride. Turtleboy’s stories offer a helpful balance to the mainstream media viewpoint. Keep the punches above the belt… it could help to keep Turtleboy outta trouble.

      • Pelosi's piss flaps
        January 1, 2020 at 11:57 am

        what does a 70 year old have between her titties that a 23 year old doesn’t?

        her belly button

  • |
    December 31, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    Enough is enough with this BS about school lunches. If you’re a parent and can’t find a way to stick a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and apple in your kid’s lunchbox then you are a worthless failure. Anybody who claims it’s a money issue is LYING.

    • The Kid is a Fag
      January 1, 2020 at 9:07 am

      naaaahhh,,and STFU

  • Industrializer
    December 31, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    Gavin, that fucking piece of shit, is Nancy Pelosi’s nephew. Hats why he basically didn’t campaign and got the seat.

  • Debbie McCallister
    December 31, 2019 at 3:42 pm

    I’m still trying to wrap my head around who would reproduce with her! I’m going to safely assume they shut the lights off, or made themselves temporarily blind. WOOF!

    • Orange Boy Bad
      December 31, 2019 at 5:17 pm

      Judging by the kids’ permanent tan, I’d say his father was a Afeakain. Hence daddy not being in the picture, as the statistics show the majority of nogs are not in their kids’ lives.

      • Azteca21
        December 31, 2019 at 7:01 pm

        From what I know (many friends in common it was with a patient at a drug rehab clinic where she was a counselor and she picked him because he looked at his height and thought she could breed an athlete

        • Aztec21
          December 31, 2019 at 7:25 pm

          Oops , she was in rehab for pills !

  • 80s MTV Haircut
    December 31, 2019 at 3:27 pm

    I’ll contribute money if it will pay for that kid to get a normal haircut. Where the fuck is the father?

    • Say No to Nogs
      December 31, 2019 at 5:18 pm

      Daddy was a blackie. They run after they shoot their load.

  • dirty bastards
    December 31, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    West Coast Greta Thunberg clone standing with every nappy headed ho and homo that thinks feral little black kids deserve to get free lunch so mommy can gets her nails done.

  • What A Crick Of Shit
    December 31, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    I love all the pandering, has been politicians using this bullshit story to push their agendas. They would give every single taxpayer dollar away as long as their millions aren’t touched. Trump should walk away with the 2020 election unless they figure out more ways to create votes. They are dying for 16 year olds and illegals to be able to vote
    They still have the dead vote so nothing is beyond their dirty hands

  • Big fan
    December 31, 2019 at 3:23 pm


    • Baby New Year
      December 31, 2019 at 4:53 pm

      Which story is about you?

      January 1, 2020 at 12:38 am

      Kylie, please do get over yourself. And please stop using your child. The self-proclaiming virtue-signaling is pure bullshit at it’s finest. True heros are the ones who do kind things for others in need… and say nothing. Because to a non-ratchet… kindness is its own reward. I’m talking to you Kylie. I don’t blame your poor son. He’s just a kid. But you’re teaching him to be a lying self righteous fame whore.

      Turtleboy does not publish false information. Never has. Nothing but the truth. This is one the most factual, well-written, groundbreaking (because it tells more truth than any other news publication) news sites in existence.

      The whole idea of “lunch shaming” is complete bullshit. You know it. I know it. We live in the most philanthropic country in the world. Period. No child goes hungry. And I speak as a child that grew up on food stamps. When I was elementary and junior high age… I packed myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, a juice box and a granola bar in a paper bag everyday. High school… I would scrape together a dollar for a bagel for my lunch. That was freshman year. Come 10th grade… I was old enough to work… so I bought myself whatever the hell I wanted for lunch. And I still do. When I was in school… I honestly don’t think anyone even noticed or gave a shit wheather or what anyone else was eating.

      So quit being a ratchet Kylie.

      • Grammie
        January 1, 2020 at 6:47 am

        Thank you for saying this so well.

          January 1, 2020 at 8:59 pm

          Thank you Grammie! That really means a lot to me. I wish you the happiest of New Years!! -Chris (Message For Kylie)

      • juror seven esq.
        January 1, 2020 at 9:56 am

        Wonderful message to begin the new year. Perhaps 2020 will bring about a clear vision of what is real and end all the feel good, I’m woke, look at me bull shit from left thinking SJWs looking to out due each other. A pox on all of them.

  • Ready for Part 3
    December 31, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    Can’t wait to read the third installment about this con-artist mother. Great investigation TB!

    • Aztec21
      January 1, 2020 at 3:23 am

      AMÉN !

  • Yikes
    December 31, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    The look on that kid’s face when he does one of his fake smiles…10 years from now he’ll be famous for being a serial killer.

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