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Shitbag Who Blamed Dead Falmouth Teenagers For Being Irresponsible Also Says We Should Be Able To Kill Gun Owners

Shitbag Who Blamed Dead Falmouth Teenagers For Being Irresponsible Also Says We Should Be Able To Kill Gun Owners

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Pretty shitty story out of Falmouth MA this past week when two hockey players from Falmouth High School died after crashing into a tree on their way home from practice:

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Made me wanna cry watching all those kids stand in line with their hockey jerseys on. And their parents have agreed to have them buried next to each other as well. Makes me want Turtleboy Jr. to never, ever grow up.

I think we can all agree that something like this is a senseless tragedy, right? Oh wait, you mean some dickbag decided to piss on their graves just because he could? You don’t say:

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Ladies and gentlemen, meet the biggest dickhead who has ever lived:

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His name is Adam Mermer. Not sure if this is him, but there’s a lucky sperm named Adam Mermer who inherited his Daddy’s jewelry store in nearby Nashua, NH. But it’s not his first time saying something insane on the Internet and getting called out for it. He really, really hates gun owners and isn’t afraid to share his thoughts about them. Like that time he said that killing gun owners should be legal:

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And his belief that owning a gun is in of itself criminal:

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Ladies and gentlemen, the voice of tolerance!!! Check out his Facebook page to see some of his other scorching hot takes.

 

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34 Comment(s)
  • Justice
    December 28, 2016 at 5:14 pm

    Shitbag is too good of a name for this guy. Inherited a jewelry business? Hates guns and gun owners? Hmmm….guess he doesn’t have a gun behind the jewelry case in Nashua, New Hampshire. LOL So if he gets robbed and killed, will it be because he was irresponsible in not owning a gun and because of his comments about the teens? Guess so.

  • Pronto
    December 28, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    He’s in his mid-forties, that makes it even worse. Emergency psychiatric time !

  • BobnMic
    December 28, 2016 at 3:51 pm

    Harry’s girlyman twin from Dumb and Dumber but even way more dumber.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    December 28, 2016 at 3:21 pm

    I’m at a loss. Words fail me.

  • JoeMomma
    December 28, 2016 at 2:39 pm

    I’ve often wondered just who was the biggest loser in New England….

    Thanks to TB, we now know.

    This douche has just enough brain cells to breathe and that’s about it.

  • Cocomom
    December 28, 2016 at 11:21 am

    Wants to kill all responsible gun owners. I’d love to hear this charmer’s thoughts on Chicago violence. Baltimore? New Orleans? I freakin’ guarantee he blames white people. Guarantee it.

  • Mr Butthurt
    December 28, 2016 at 10:50 am

    I will pass on looking for more takes from this DB. It would probably just make me want to punch his throat more.

  • BlackandWhite
    December 28, 2016 at 9:19 am

    Even the most experienced driver is no match for black ice. Black ice is tricky and can happen quick if roads are not treated at the proper time.

    All I can say to this guy is: Karma.

    • whatevuh
      WHATEVUH
      December 28, 2016 at 9:38 am

      It’s not black ice, it’s african american ice

  • Stacy
    December 28, 2016 at 9:07 am

    I would hope that natural selection would take care of this mother fucker. Seems 2016 is taking so many others. Ugh!

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 28, 2016 at 9:06 am

    WHAAAAAAA! I was in a car accident too! WHAAAA! Everyone has to be nice to me and feel sorry for me! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      December 28, 2016 at 11:08 am

      The same way you looked for attention for a toothache Marie?? ROFL of course your teeth are going to hurt, you did heroin for a fucking decade…. nasty cunt.

      I can’t wait until your life offline starts being infiltrated. You deserve it, every bit of it. You’re a horrible mother. I’m glad you only have one child. I’m sad the system hasn’t discovered YOUR bullshit sooner. You are THE TYPICAL turtleboy story Marie Guilmette, it’s just no one has bothered to write about you yet….yet.

      Cunt.

    • Professor M(eth)
      December 28, 2016 at 12:48 pm

      You can tell I was in an accident with a bag of heroin and dirty needles just from looking at my rotten teeth.

  • Paul Larson
    December 28, 2016 at 8:28 am

    Democrat President Obama and Democrat John Kerry have stabbed Israel in the back at the UN. Israel was attacked by many neighboring countries in 1967, and in 7 days Israel had defeated their enemies.

    I remember hearing that President Obama had said that the most beautiful sound he ever heard was the Muslim call to prayer. And Reverend Wright strikes me more as a Muslim religious leader than as a Christian.

    President Obama says he is down on U.S. slavery, down on segregation and down on Black Codes. That makes me wonder why he would ever become a Democrat, since the Democratic Party did all those things.

    Now, if President Obama wants Israel to give back the occupied territories that it gained during war, I wonder if he is thinking of giving back the lands that Democrat President James Polk took away from Mexico during the Mexican War. West Texas, Nevada, Arizona, California and Utah?

    What is the difference between Israel and the United States? Both nations are in possession of occupied territory. But at least Israel was attacked first by its neighbors.

    Paul Larson

    • True Reality Speaks
      Married to a WPS Teacher
      December 28, 2016 at 6:27 pm

      How can there be 8 people stupid enough to disagree with this comment? Are there really that many libs reading Turtleboy? I mean, besides the trolls like Old Balls?

    • Apple Daddy
      December 28, 2016 at 11:22 pm

      Good point…wrong forum. What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you just plain nuts?

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    December 28, 2016 at 8:18 am

    These self proclaimed “tolerant and inclusive” left wing shitbags never cease to astound me with their ignorance. Its raging freaks like this that legitimize many to conceal carry because you never know when one of these Obama supporters will pop and threaten lives.

  • HeWhoShallNotBeNamed
    December 28, 2016 at 7:32 am

    Hey 2016… you got room for one more?? Here’s a good candidate.
    JS.

  • Tngsucks
    December 28, 2016 at 4:35 am

    Guns are also used for hunting. Many people carry a gun for protection from wild animals in places like Alaska, Montana and Chicago.

    • BobnMic
      December 28, 2016 at 4:58 am

      Chicago for God sakes they are making this into a fucking sport alright. Let’s shoot each other because XBox is getting boring as hell. Obama’s former stomping grounds as a United States Senator? Really?

      Nice job again Mr. (see ya fucking later) President. Excellent intervention and effort to bring calm. You were really on top of that one. What the fuck did you really do – fucking grant the Savages licenses to be Savages in the windy city? Yikes all ready…

      • BobnMic's A Racist
        December 28, 2016 at 6:31 am

        Racist pig

        • BobnMic
          December 29, 2016 at 3:03 am

          Check your censorship…

    • Justice
      December 28, 2016 at 5:18 pm

      LOL…Chicago. LOL

  • BobnMic
    December 28, 2016 at 3:06 am

    Hey Adam you fucking dumbass. Ever hear of target shooting? It’s like archery but with a firearm, rifle or otherwise. Guns are not all about shooting living beings you idiot. Target shooting is fun as shit and I have swiss cheesed the fuck out of some Silhouette Targets and or bottles on a bench in my day. And still fucking do.

    But to add to your paranoia just because you are such a fucking pussy – Consider it more like protection training from fruitcakes like you.

    • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
      December 28, 2016 at 6:29 am

      EAT A BAG OF DICKS AND GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE!

      • BobnMic
        December 29, 2016 at 3:04 am

        Check your censorship…

  • Publius
    December 28, 2016 at 12:05 am

    Adam looks like the creepy perverts got on online stings.

    • Chris Hansen
      December 28, 2016 at 12:41 am

      Why don’t you take a seat Adam…

  • Stephen Bernal
    TBO
    December 27, 2016 at 11:53 pm

    Yeeeah. I don’t know. This is the kind of guy who’d write the same thing in the comments section and get 20 likes for his view around here.

    Here’s when you can tell TB is written by a group and not a single individual.

    Let’s be fuckin’ honest here.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    December 27, 2016 at 11:42 pm

    He looks like one of those men who never grew up and still sucks off Momma’s teet. He probably lives in her basement somewhere in Fitchburg with his gay boyfriend and the only thing he owns, his 9 iron and EBT card………

    wait………. that’s a total different story.

    • Sterling Turtle Rider
      December 28, 2016 at 12:39 am

      A totally different name, but the story’s eerily the same…

  • CM
    December 27, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    This guy is going to get a well deserved ass whipping soon. The question isn’t when, but who. My money is on a bunch of Falmouth athletes…. i can’t think of a word to adequately describe this shitag

  • Shackleford
    December 27, 2016 at 11:23 pm

    Yeah, a tire can’t blow out, or a car swerve into your lane, or an animal dart in front of your car. This guy is such a piece of fucking shit, I wonder if it were one of his friends/loved ones that died, if he would have the same reaction. Hope he gets hit by a car.

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