Follow @TurtleboyNews on Twitter by clicking here.
Follow Turtleboy on Instagram by clicking here.
Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information.
If you like free speech and want to support what we’re doing, feel free to donate to the Turtle fund:
Hey fam – if you’d like to support Turtleboy and what we do here, feel free to hit the donate button at the top. We basically have to run this site like a Bernie Sanders campaign now since we’ve been blacklisted by Google and Facebook, due to the fact that rabid SJWs keep reporting our posts. Getting blacklisted by Google is a death sentence for most websites, since it’s much harder to monetize. And we all know the damage Facebook has done. We’re never going to stop fighting for free speech, but in the meantime the best way for turtle riders to fight back is to donate to the cause. Without you people none of this is possible. We love you all.
Last week we were busy exposing Greg Bates of North Shore Eats. It was classic Turtleboy because he was a universal villain. It’s impossible to defend him, no matter what side of the aisle you were on. It’s what we are all about – uniting people around common sense.
Unfortunately not everyone liked this, and Silent Glob chimed in on the North Shore Eats Exposed Facebook page with this hot take:
This is how you know you’re a partisan chud. You see Turtleboy exposing someone who you agree deserved to be exposed. And it upsets you because we’re doing something GOOD for the community. Because you hate it when we do good things, because it disrupts your false narrative that Turtleboy is inherently evil.
And instead of pointing to a blog that is actually “sexist, racist or an affront to journalism everywhere,” they do the only thing they can do – yell “Aidan Kearney” over and over again. As if naming the owner of our parent company somehow changes anything.
When I see shit like this it kind of makes my head want to explode and yell “no you fat piece of shit, I’m a chick!! My real name is……” But I can’t do that because I love my family and my life and I don’t really feel like outing myself, considering I expose degenerates who sell their children on Craig’s List for crack money. Generally these people have nothing to lose, as you can see in the death threats we get all the time.
So the rest of us sit back when we see shit like this and just bite our tongues. We agree to write blogs and in return we are never identified. We get to speak our minds, tell the truth, and not worry about cheesehogs and fupasloths showing up at our doors calling us Nazis.
But I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – if you have any actual information on the boss man, we’ll blog about it. No one is off limits on Turtleboy. If you actually have evidence that I work for a fired teacher who sexually harassed girls, or whatever the latest Internet rumor is, please, send them to me and I will roast him personally. But no one ever takes me up on the offer. Because they’re making it up. This is what our detractors do – try to discredit us by lying. It’s almost flattering because we’re so clean and so pure that even in the era of Google trophies you can’t even find anything.
Anyway, generally the people who don’t like what we do fall into one of the following categories:
- Political partisans who label us as right wing because we have the audacity to expose food stamp fraud
- SJWs who call everything they don’t like “hate speech”
- Corrupt politicians/high ranking officials
So in the least surprising news ever, Bryan O’Donnell fits into three of those. He’s a far left partisan SJW hack whose entire timeline is mostly shares of shit like this:
Which clearly shows that he subscribes to the Maxine Watters school of thought – “everyone I disagree with is a Nazi and we must destroy them.”
And he’s got some Google trophies:
A man is listed in serious but stable condition after he was stabbed in a fight in the parking lot of a Shrewsbury Street restaurant early Friday morning. A police spokesman said two men got into a physical altercation in the parking lot of 7Nana Japanese Steakhouse around 1 a.m. The 29-year-old victim suffered a serious stab wound and was taken to a local hospital. Police arrived shortly after to arrest a man involved in the fight, who remained at the scene, according to restaurant staff.
Bryan O’Donnell, 29, of 336 Faneuil St., apartment 2 in Brighton, has been charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon and carrying a dangerous weapon. A server at the restaurant, Danny Chong, said the victim left the bar area with friends around midnight. He was carried back into the restaurant by another worker after he was stabbed. Mr. Chong said the victim took off his own shirt to use it to slow the bleeding. Bright red spots were still visible at mid-morning Friday from outside the restaurant entryway. A stained carpet was bunched up to be cleaned.
Pro tip – if you go out of your way to poke the turtle and make up blatant lies about us, make sure the first thing that comes up when we Google your name isn’t that time you got arrested for stabbing a dude.
Just further goes to show you that everyone who hates Turtleboy Sports is an asshole. It’s fine to disagree with us from time to time, I get it. We publish a lot of blogs, and I don’t always agree with the other bloggers. But if you believe in free speech and the greater good, then Turtleboy is the blog for you.
He was far from the only one who was butthurt that we were actually doing something good by exposing Greg Bates. Keep it Klassy, Salem posted our blog:
And even though everyone agrees this guy sucks, they still got this this:
“Everything I don’t like is alt-right.”
Hey Doug, Bernie voter here. They give me shit about it all the time. But I guess that makes me alt-right because I enjoyed watching a deadbeat Dad con-artist get exposed for being an asshole. No one should help us expose him because we are “alt right.”
According to him we’re super racist because we “worked to suppress black lives matter” and “actively intimidated organizers” by exposing groups that were ripping off the taxpayers and blocking ambulances:
“TBS is super fucking racist and gross.”
This is what we’re dealing with:
“Everything I don’t like should be boycotted. Even though I’ve never gone to any of those businesses anyway.”
Doug wasn’t the only one…..
Good point Denise. We are just like Hitler. (bangs head on wall)
Andrew Winson is super woke too:
Translation – even though this is probably true, and Greg Bates is probably a huge piece of shit, I’m not gonna read it because they’re not woke like me.
Anyway, why don’t I reveal myself or even appear on Turtleboy Live anymore? Probably because I write blogs about people who get arrested for stabbing people outside of Japanese restaurants. Just sayin.