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There was some sort of anti-abortion protest going on in Toronto the other day, and some pro-choice folks showed up and started fucking with their signs. One of the anti-abortion protesters then began filming the chudnut who took down her signs, and she was then roundhouse kicked directly in the face by him:

Nothing says women’s rights quite like a roundhouse kick to the dome!!

His name is Jordan Hunt. And in the least surprising news ever, he’s a hair stylist.

At least he was a hair stylist:

Come in for a perm, leave with permanent brain damage.

Evidently he is now wanted by police but has not been apprehended. There is a Twitter account that is likely a parody account pretending to be him. Nonetheless it’s good entertainment because people in the replies are getting so mad:

For all wondering, i did not mean to kick her, i only meant to kick the phone out of her hand. but you haters don't care about the truth. smh

— Jordan Hunt (@jordan_hunt18) October 4, 2018

The account goes back to early September, so it’s not like someone just created this account yesterday after he became famous. And all of the previous tweets are left leaning, so it would kind of not make sense for a liberal Twitter user to then make fun of a guy who gives liberalism such a bad name. But who knows with the Internet machine these days.

Here’s my question – when is the women’s march gonna stand up for this chick? She literally got kicked in the face by a man in broad daylight. Is violence against women only a problem when it happens to women who agree with your political agenda? Asking for a friend.

Oh, and try Googling his name and see what comes up. It’s all pro-life websites. But yet Google always has the New York Times, CNN, the Washington Post, and much bigger media outlets on page one. In other words, those media outlets are ignoring this. Now imagine it was the other way around, and an anti-abortion man roundhouse kicked a pro-choice woman in the face. How quickly would that be on page one of Google?

And this blog is not an endorsement of pro-life or pro-choice. This blog is anit-kicking women in the face. Hopefully we can all agree that kicking women in the face, regardless of their political opinions, is a bad thing.