SJW New York Lawyer Sent Hilarious Fax To Doherty High School, Telling Them To Cancel Nonexistent Suspension For Football Player Who Made The Whole Story Up

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Doherty High School has been flooded with thousands of calls this week, thanks to the football player who lied and said he was suspended for a game because he took a knee during the National Anthem of the Highlander’s game against Leominster. Word is they’re still getting calls today from all over the country, including many from Ferguson, MO, who are reveling in their perceived victory when they found out the kid isn’t suspended.

They’ve also been bombarded with messages from SJW ambulance chasing lawyers such as Brian Ponder from New York:





“According to reports.” Translation – a kid wrote something on Twitter and even though I’m a lawyer I was dumb enough to believe it and draft this stupid letter. Gotta love how much time this guy put into it too. He actually Googled Doherty’s MCAS scores just so he could have a conversation starter about improvement. Then he quoted the school motto, as if any school dictates their policy based on what their motto is.

What these morons don’t realize is that all Coach Mulcahy would have to do is just not put the kid in the game. It’s the same thing as a suspension except you have to waste your time getting your pads on.

Anyway Brain Ponder is a real winner.


Based on his Facebook page he makes some money fighting cases that involve “social justice.” So in our opinion he saw this story most likely because he follows Shaun King religiously, and the first thing he thought was, “how can I use this situation to make money?” Better start drafting a letter to the principal of a school I know nothing about, based on information provided via a tweet from a 16 year old. This is what this kid did. He brought a mob of idiots like this to his school.

Oh well, I guess it makes sense that Brian Ponder has all this time to bother Doherty High School. Because from the look of his reviews on Justia, he’s not doing very much at all for his clients:

Due to an unfortunate situation where we are trying to save our home from partition action, we retained Brian Ponder. He explained to us that he had an unconventional approach that could supplement the work that our current attorneys were doing to keep us in our home as long as possible. Ponder told us he could help and the process would take approximately two months. We paid a retainer of $2500 with a monthly-automated payment of $1250 until the job was completed. He promptly became unreachable after the first installment of his pay was submitted. My husband and I would call him 3 or 4 times a day and his answering service would ensure that we never reached him. He rarely responded to emails and never responded to calls. During the month of May he was reached out to countless times to no avail.
As we began nearing the second month of our engagement with him and we realized the negligent and unresponsive service we were receiving would continue, we stopped his automated payment at the suggestion of the neighbor who referred us. The neighbor (a fellow client) mentioned speaking with him about how unacceptable it was for him to drop the ball after he has been paid and the importance of being responsive. Upon realizing that the automated payment was terminated, he began contacting us via email and text, and threw together a sloppy counterclaim and filed it off the cuff. As it was near time for his next payment installment, he resurfaced after a month of absence. This was a month that we had pre-paid and received no services during. We had an impending court appearance in which he said that he should not attend or participate along with our existing counsel and to “just let them handle it”. We thought that was odd that he did not want to engage with our existing counsel on such a critical milestone given that he expressed his ability to add significantly to our case and supplement the work being done by our attorneys. The counter claim finally filed on 6/3/15 was found to be a frivolous document that only worsened our case and our position in this negotiation for our home. It put us in jeopardy of sanctions from the court, as well as our prior counsel. Then, when the backlash from his shoddy work ensued, he wrote a document he termed a ‘Notice of Withdrawal of Counsel’ that we learned is a document that does not even exist in law. He simply was trying to remove himself from the situation after he had created a serious issue that could penalize all of us financially. We went to his office to discuss the many issues regarding his work and his absence during the time he was retained to be working on our behalf. He filed a police report indicating that we had violated his home and other indications that were downright untrue.
It is outrageous that someone could be so abusive to his or her own clients. He deemed our visit an invasion to his home stating that we entered his home uninvited, however his office is in his home and he DID invite us in. He says we entered without his consent – if he did not consent, why did he open the door? We did not force entry; we were with our sleeping four year-old daughter and the neighbor who referred us – he asked us in to discuss the concerns. His negligence continued as he did not contact our existing reputable counsel as he should have. He attempted to further sabotage our case after his withdrawal stating that our existing counsel should not continue with us and sent them a copy of the police report. Our counsel was furious and informed us that the documents filed did not exist in law and that we had been taken advantage of. Our counsel is supporting opposing counsel in requesting that the court seek sanctions for his mismanagement of our case. His involvement in our case dramatically worsened our situation and real lawyers are appalled by the ‘work’ he did.

Wow, not nice. Their words, not our’s.


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14 Comment(s)
  • JAM
    September 15, 2016 at 8:59 am

    I like that his contact info is on the letter. Of course it sounds like he is a call and email dodger so the email I sent is likely worthless but I had to let him know we are laughing at him up here.

  • Steven Stover
    September 15, 2016 at 5:46 am

    Lawyer huh? Must be Deval’s half bro.

  • Gerry Callahan
    September 14, 2016 at 9:01 pm

    Piece of shit black garbage nigger.

    • Jack Mehoff
      September 15, 2016 at 5:11 am

      Probably should lay off the fried foods too. The lawyer looks a bit portly. Oops! I’m fat shaming! Off to the SJW Court for my punishment!

      Stupid assholes all.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Kevi bashed in my skull
      September 16, 2016 at 12:23 pm

      you’re an ass. And you’re not Gerry Callahan. But I get it. You’re a fucking loser and Callahan probably dusted you like he does all the libdouches.

  • Jackie Chiles
    September 14, 2016 at 8:21 pm

    It’s gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights. It’s an infringement on your constitutional rights. It’s outrageous, egregious, and preposterous.

  • Tortoise Girl
    September 14, 2016 at 8:03 pm

    Oppong is just a little boy looking for his 15 minutes and trying to be like one of the big boy pros.. Of course he is going to lie. Gets him more publicity for following the footsteps of the big boys. He will never gain anything from all this… I’ve seen him play. He is alright. Let’s say he was good enough to play on a scholarship somewhere. His “trouble-maker” reputation he made for himself could hinder him playing in college. HOWEVER, what he did was well within his right. See BLM….the white people didn’t get all crazy like you assumed they would.

  • Bowen Hardcase
    September 14, 2016 at 3:40 pm

    What’s interesting is that it’s getting to the point where one could argue that because of letters like this and all the other negative media attention this situation has garnered, that this student’s protest has in fact become disruptive to the school and therefore should not protected under law.

    I’m not saying it’s the correct stance or even an accurate one but a case could certainly be made for it… the student protested and though the school did not interfere or punish him for doing so, they now have to deal with constant inquiries, attacks, and passive-aggressive threats from people like this lawyer.

    Personally I support this student and think every American should stand behind him, whether they believe in his cause or not. I don’t understand why people are so quick to forget that the right to peaceful protest belongs to everyone, not just those we agree with. You honestly want to make America great again? Then support this student’s right to protest no matter your thoughts about his message, because this is exactly what makes us great.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Kevi bashed in my skull
      September 14, 2016 at 4:09 pm

      I can’t believe how many people get this wrong. Your right to a peaceful protest ends at your employers or the public schools doorstep. What don’t you understand about that?

      • Bowen Hardcase
        September 14, 2016 at 4:21 pm

        And I can’t believe how many people forget that public schools are part of the local government and that students are not employees. This means that a school cannot infringe on a student’s rights by punishing the for peaceful protest against the government. What don’t you understand about that?

        • KimberlyS
          September 14, 2016 at 4:34 pm

          But it’s OK to tell them they can’t wear a certain T-shirt or fly a certain flag on their vehicle in the parking lot?

          Those things happen all the time – I believe the school calls it a ‘disruption to the learning environment’ or some such thing & they can ban it.

          • Kevins 9 Iron
            kevi bashed my skull in
            September 14, 2016 at 6:28 pm

            Exactly KJ. Add to the list such things as searching lockers and giving drug tests both practiced in many public schools. Bowen to paraphrase Reagan ‘You know so many things that aren’t so.’

  • Ed Augustus
    September 14, 2016 at 2:17 pm

    My report on last winter’s snow removal disaster is coming soon. I promise. I would never promise such a report to deflect unwanted attention to my mismanagement, and then not follow through.

  • KimberlyS
    September 14, 2016 at 1:58 pm

    My ex-husband was a lawyer.

    I had always thought lawyers were supposed to be smart, but that is not really the case. He was a compulsive liar though, so I’m sure that helped.

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