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Some Asshole Left This Poor Dog Tied To A Post In The Fitchburg Woods Overnight, Let’s Find Them

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Some people are terrible….

They left the dog there to die. This dog was probably being used strictly for breeding purposes so some Fitchburg swinebucket could sell a bunch of puppies. After she gave birth she was of no use to them so they discarded her. They didn’t just drop her in the middle of nowhere though. Shattuck Street is right near downtown. I’m willing to be that whoever owned this dog probably lives nearby, which is probably why they leashed her to a post – because the dog would find its way home.

And if you’re gonna abandon your dog like this at least give them a fighting chance. What happened if a pack of coyotes (Fitchburg has no shortage of coyotes) came across her? What fighting chance would she have chained to a post?

I’m glad that animal control has taken care of her and I’m sure with the thousands of shares this post has gotten that they’ll find a home for the poor girl. But at the same time I want justice. Someone out there MUST know who this dog belonged to. And whoever that person is probably has people who hate them and would love nothing more than for the perpetrator to become Turtleboy famous. So if you know, we’d like to know. Message any of our Facebook pages or send us an email at [email protected] All sources remain confidential. Obviously.

36 Comment(s)
  • Tommy Lucy Goosey
    April 11, 2018 at 9:37 pm

    I wish this pit bull would bite me so that I could collect disability.

  • scum
    April 11, 2018 at 12:48 pm

    It wasn’t a Vietnamese person that did it. They would have eaten it. They are all in Lowel.

  • Build The Wall
    April 11, 2018 at 12:37 am

    They need to chain these assholes to a fucking pole in the woods. Followed by an immediate notification to ICE.

  • Sloppy
    April 10, 2018 at 9:22 pm

    Promise a reward and announce it in Spanish.
    Might not get any bites for a few hours, but come 11:00AM when people start getting out of bed and hear about the reward, I bet someone will turn the guy in for it.

    • Build The Wall
      April 11, 2018 at 12:35 am

      +1 for announcement in Spanish. 11:00am? Hey, tomorrow’s a work day for us taxpayers, those pricks won’t be out of bed until 1pm (after climbing on top of mamacita for a game of bury the taco) at the earliest

  • Fart Box Timmy
    April 10, 2018 at 9:13 pm

    “What happened if a pack of coyotes (Fitchburg has no shortage of coyotes) came across her? What fighting chance would she have chained to a post?”

    That’s the point. The coyotes destroy any evidence. These people are completely fucked up.

  • Uncle Randy
    April 10, 2018 at 9:11 pm


  • Captain Trips
    April 10, 2018 at 6:29 pm

    If the authorities find the owner I would love to spend several hours alone with the owner

    Let me know if they agree to my proposal!

  • Tisk tisk tisk
    April 10, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    She is a pretty dog. I am glad she was found and is okay. People suck. Dogs give unconditional love. They forgive us asshole humans no matter how cruel we are to them. It would be great to find out who did this and make sure they can’t show their face again without someone knowing what kind of a shit bag they are.

    • Jonathan Douche-Canoe
      April 10, 2018 at 6:17 pm

      Oh let’s cut the “animals are people” crap. They aren’t. Don’t fall for idiotic liberal “dog mom” posturing. Liberals buy pets so that they can pretend to be parents to assuage their deep repressed guilt for aborting their own kids.

      • Someone with a brain
        April 10, 2018 at 7:44 pm

        You read these posts about abused animals and somehow LIBERALS and ABORTIONS are your complaint of choice? 

        • Jonathan Douche-Canoe
          April 11, 2018 at 11:46 am

          Yes, because the animals-are-people brigade tend to be the loudest supporters of human extermination. I’m sick of the SJW b*llsh*t.

          • Someone with a brain
            April 11, 2018 at 10:52 pm

            Maybe animal lovers of all political denominations are the “animals-are-people brigade” cuZ tying a dog to a post is sociopathic.  People like you love any opportunity to arbitrarily blame “the left” for anything you take issue with, even in a non-partisan post like this where the author is advocating for justice and humane treatment of a pet.  

          • Someone with an abortion
            April 11, 2018 at 10:53 pm

            I had an abortion and I feel worse for this dog than I do that fetus 

  • Nadia Yenraek
    April 10, 2018 at 3:23 pm

    Damn, I forgot to shoot it.

  • Kim
    April 10, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    I hope they find the bastard(s) who did this and tie them to A tree overnight. Pit bulls get A bad rap! They’re not all bad or dangerous . Don’t get an animal if you can’t make it A part of your family and commit to caring for them for the duration of their lives

    • z
      April 10, 2018 at 4:45 pm

      Monday April 9.
      Carbondale PA. The cops killed a pit bull that was attacking a Doberman and then was charging kids. Scranton Times:
      “Police responding to a reported dog attack near 170 Park St. about 4 p.m. found the pit bull “viciously” attacking a Doberman pinscher, Taylor said, noting he believed the Doberman was on a chain. Police fired several bean bags at the attacking dog before shooting it with a stun gun several times, at which point the dog ran away, Taylor said. Blocks away, at Seventh Avenue and Park Street, police found the pit bull charging at a group of children.”

      The cops tried it the humane way, but the dog wasn’t having any of that. Go watch the prison cafeteria scene in Stir Crazy someday.

      • z
        April 10, 2018 at 4:49 pm

        April 9

        West Fork Ark.

        go to nwahomepage find the story and look at the kid that got bit.

  • Pit Bulls Are Dangerous
    April 10, 2018 at 2:34 pm

    They should have put this animal down immediately instead of letting it suffer, along with all the other weaponized pit bulls out there.

    • Someone with a brain
      April 10, 2018 at 7:41 pm

      What the fuck is wrong with you? 

  • bigdaddy
    April 10, 2018 at 2:03 pm

    Nothing good ever happens in Fitchburg

  • Wwy
    April 10, 2018 at 1:09 pm

    Americans love abortion,afghan heroin, and Jew wars no one gives a shit about this dog,only dumb Americans commit a holocaust in Iraq and Syria for the kikes and worry about animals,lol. A dog should be treated better than kikes but Jew news gets you all the time.

    • z
      April 10, 2018 at 2:17 pm

      Welcome back!!!! Missed you!!!! Hope you’ve been well. Feeling ok? A mensch like you shouldn’t disappear like that. But, I guess the Passover holidays can be a real tiring time.

      I had some great charoset flavored ice cream over the holidays.

    • Abraham Bergstein
      April 10, 2018 at 2:33 pm

      Eat one, you anti-Semitic POS.

      • Dirty Sanchez
        April 11, 2018 at 12:41 am

        Go eat some fucking pork

    • RosieTBW
      April 10, 2018 at 3:21 pm

      You need a hug and some chamomile tea, kyd

    • Wwy
      April 10, 2018 at 5:31 pm

      See the kikes hate the truth and Passover happened once hitler didn’t Passover the terrorists that lived in his country.

  • Darkzilla21
    April 10, 2018 at 11:20 am

    Find who did this and tie them to a tree with razor wire ……and just let nature take its course …natural selection ……works for me..

  • Stephanie
    April 10, 2018 at 11:05 am

    I’m glad AC found this beauty and she’s ok. Whomever did this I hope they get their ass kicked. Find them turtleboy, find them for all the animals that are abused and then nail their ass to the wall!

  • The Driver1
    April 10, 2018 at 10:49 am

    Find whoever did this and tie them to a tree slathered in honey.

  • swede
    April 10, 2018 at 10:49 am

    Idiotic scumbags ! Whomever did this should be chained up in the woods for a few nights.

  • Marie
    April 10, 2018 at 10:33 am

    Inhumane a$$holes. Wish we could do that to them . Just awful.

  • Noseface
    April 10, 2018 at 10:30 am

    I’m guessing a non Caucasian, just a guess though.

    • Cracker
      April 10, 2018 at 11:22 am

      Hispanic is the new black. No doubt some spic did this. They only exist to be a plague to decent society. Solve the problem by sending ICE into Springfield, Lawrence, Holyoke, Lowell, Fitchburg, East Boston, Fall River, Brockton, New Bedford and Hyannis.

      • Jerry Curl
        April 10, 2018 at 7:23 pm

        My bet is a Puerto Rican too. If it turns out I am wrong, I will apologize. Go get ’em Turtleboy! I figure we should know who did this by Thursday.

    • Captain Trips
      April 10, 2018 at 2:20 pm

      A pit bull. Shocking. Not.

      The rachet’s dog of choice

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