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Last year we published this blog about the Somerset-Berkley field hockey team, after their star player, who is both a boy and the coach’s son, scored the game winning goal against Canton in a playoff match.
Final (OT): Somerset-Berkeley 3, Canton 2. Lucas Crook nets the winner in overtime. #hockomock
— Ryan Lanigan (@R_Lanigan) November 8, 2017
He went on to become a Boston Globe All-Star, as he scored 3 of his teams 4 goals in the previous game against Hopkinton.
Every year I feel like we’re writing a blog about this. Because it’s ridiculous. And just like our blogs about the sharks, this gets turtle riders all upset….
“Why can’t he just play the sport that he loves?”
“If he was so good then how come they only one by one point?”
“He works his ass off, and so do his teammates. Stop degrading them!!”
We were bombarded with angry messages from his teammates and people from Somerset.
But guess what? We were right and you were wrong. This isn’t normal. Boys are bigger, stronger, and faster than girls. That’s why we have separate sports for boys and girls – so girls can have a chance to compete. It’s bananas that this is even up for debate. This is literally the “patriarchy” that social justice warriors claim to be against. Now they’re cool with it because…..feelings.
Well, the coach’s son Lucas is a senior this year, and thanks to him and the other boy on the team Somerset-Berkley is pretty much murdering everyone now:
The two boys on the Somerset Berkley team appear to be good athletes who, at times, were dominant in Monday’s 5-1 victory over a very good all-girls Dartmouth team. I’m guessing it’s pretty much been that way throughout a season that’s seen the Raiders win seven straight games, and nine of 10 by an average of better than eight goals. (Their only loss came in a 2-1 setback at Walpole back on Sept. 17).
The boys are playing because, by rule, they are allowed to play. And, as long at they can take the verbal heat from those who refuse to accept the rule, good luck to them. But when Somerset Berkley continues to win games by 11-0 (at Bourne), 15-1 (Fairhaven), 12-0 (Apponequet), 10-0 (Dighton-Rehoboth), 11-0 (at Case), 8-0 (at D-R) and 7-0 (at Seekonk) scores and one or both boys remain on the field and continue to play a role in the domination, that school should expect the heatwave to continue.
Is this fun? Is it fun to beat Fairhaven 15-1? Is it fun to beat Apponequet 10-0? Do they leave the field with a feeling of accomplishment? The Dartmouth team they beat only has one loss, and they beat them 5-1. Guess how many goals Lucas Crooks scored? Four. He scored four of the five goals. His Mom (the coach) intentionally keeps his name out of the paper when she calls it in, because she understands how ridiculous it looks. So spare me your bullshit about the rest of his team being really good. The Dartmouth girls scored as many goals as the Somerset girls and still got murdered. Because Somerset has two boys.
Ya know what the worst part about this is? The team would probably be pretty good without them. The girls on the team will never, ever get the credit they deserve if this team wins the State Championship. Because the first thing everyone will say is, “Yea, but you guys had the boys.” I don’t care how hard they worked, or how well they played as a team. At the end of the day they had a distinct advantage because the two boys on the team dominated. So if you go to Somerset-Berkley and you’re tempted to send us another angry message, just understand that you can only blame yourselves for participating in this circus.
Parents also tell us that the coach sets up her team in order to make sure a boy is always around the ball. Because she, like everyone with a brain, recognizes that the boys are better than the girls. Lucas plays on offense and the other boy plays on defense. If the ball gets to the defense they give it to him, he uses his developed boy muscles that girls will never be able to posses, and he hits the ball right back to Lucas. Girls on the other teams might as well not even show up.
Maybe the boys will go on get Division 1 college scholarships. Oh wait, men can’t play field hockey in the NCAA. Because they’re smart enough to realize how insane it is to let boys beat up on girls like this. So what are we doing here then? High school sports are supposed to to be used by the best athletes as a way to play in college. Well, he’s the best, and that ain’t gonna happen. So I guess the point of this is to prove a point and beat the shit out of some girls for four years before never playing field hockey again. Makes sense.
Here’s another question – did they have to tryout for this team? If there is a single girl at Somerset-Berkley who didn’t make the team because a boy took their spot, I would certainly hope that their parents would be raising hell. Boys have cross country, football, golf, and soccer in the fall. If none of those sports are good enough for you then too bad. You don’t get to play against the girls because it’s your “love.”
Notre Dame Academy in Worcester and Hingham are all girls schools. They don’t have the option of playing boys. How is that fair? Coed schools are drawing from a population twice as high. Notre Dame Worcester also doesn’t have a soccer team. When you go to school there you know you can’t play soccer, even if it’s your “love.” Why can’t we do the same thing to boy field hockey players?
I blame the coach for allowing this. If my son said he loved field hockey and really wanted to play I would tell him too bad. Because sometimes kids don’t get everything they want. Parents of the other teams have every right to be upset and turn their animosity on him as he beats up on their daughters. What kind of Mom puts their son in a situation like this? What is he even achieving when he wins? He beat a bunch of girls.
But at the same time I blame the boys themselves just as much as the adults who are allowing this. I remember being a senior in high school. I would be embarrassed to do what they’re doing. Don’t they have any pride or shame? Does this feel good for them? Do they not realize what they’re doing is shameful?
Here’s what needs to happen – Xaverian, St. John’s Prep, and St. John’s Shrewsbury all need to make field hockey teams. As a matter of fact the hockey teams at these schools should all be encouraged to play field hockey in the fall to get ready for the winter season. They need to win every game by 30 goals in order to draw attention to just how insane and ridiculous this is. Feminists will tell you that boys and girls are equal. They’re not. And that’s OK.
As usual, social justice bullshit benefits men at the expense of women.
Do the boys get to use the same locker rooms as the split tails? If not, why not? Boys and girls are equal so these two pillow biters should be able to look at their teammates jiggly parts. Not that they’d be interested, but who knows, maybe a wiff of snatch would get them off the meat stick.
I dont think it’s fair in the least. But when I was in school, a guy friend of mine…played field hockey…in middle school. They allowed boys to play field hockey….also I’m ashamed to admit this as well, I dated a guy who played field hockey his whole life for a dif school district than mine…lol I was extremely embarrassed….but this is nothing out of the ordinary. This isnt about boys trying to be girls, or boys changing into girls…its always been allowed…not that fair..but its allowed for some reason…idk…
Boys will be girls ( in this case)
Need some new TurtleBoy tee shirts that just ‘I HATE FAGS’ in huge letters!
Back in the day I would have called these 2 cucks Girlie MEN.
However, Maria has deballed me after I have been thru the Democratic reeducation camp.
Also I have bitch tits now due to my years of steroid abuse.
Boys will girls and girls will be boys.
The liberal agenda for a non civilized and weak society.
I am voting YES on question 3 because i like to hangout in the womens bathroom.
Those with common sense will vote NO ON QUESTION 3.
There’s a reason everyone in SE MA calls it “Berzerkley”.
So I’m OK to join the PGA women’s tour next year?
Oh, for Christ’s sake. People are so adamant in not wanting to admit there are, generally, vast physical differences between men and women that we can’t even separate teams into boys and girls anymore because it’s an admission of women’s physical inferiority? Sorry, not sorry. We’re built differently. This SJW shit has gone too far.
It’s their religious faith to pretend everyone is equal. Liberals are anti science and love to ignore facts,even though they try to pin that tag on conservatives.
the two boys are as gay as the day is long. coupla faggot pukes setting back homosexuality by 50 years
I got lost once and ended up at this gas station in Berkley. Never heard of it. Thought they misspelled the name on the sign. Still have no reason idea where the fuck it is.
That’s terrific! A hat trick plus 1. Good on him. I celebrate this.
Does he shower with the girls after the game? That would be showing real inclusiveness and acceptance. After all, locker rooms should be non-binary.
Crap — now I am beginning to sound like a real SJW.
He gets cramping every month so he will fit right in
I’m shocked, shocked that other teams havn’t gone kneehunting yet.
Defense attorneys across the nation are lining up behind the idea that men and women are physically equal.
What kind of cuck, soyboy, beta male is such a fucking homo that he want to play a girls game? I guess I now have my answer.
Hey as long as Title IX exists, fucking up every male sport, fuck it!!! Let Title IX fuck up female sports too.
The broads from the other team should keep hitting him right in his cunt with their sticks. If I was allowed to compete with the chicks I would have went Pro, and be making millions right now in the FHL.
I highly doubt it. FH chicks are either lesbians, or they’re into actual men.
We had a boy on the FH team at Quabbin… 2007-2010 time frame. He was a little soiboi, although he did get along well with most folks.
Silver lining? Those two boys are probably deep dicking every girl on the team. Kudos.
These male fags should be taken out in the woods, sodomized, have both legs broken, and left in the woods to get out on their own. Compete with other dudes or cut your own balls off with a dull knife in the shower.
Act your sex. FUCK!
Well said. Such a pussy move.
Hes probably better at giving head after school too
So…if no girls show up to join the team in a couple of years, will that be the end of “field hockey”, and if so, where will the boys play then? Pretty soon the only schools that have real field hockey teams will be the all-girls schools, and the girls whose parents can’t afford the tuition will be out of luck. If so, I hope the parents of those girls show up at town meetings and elections to vote down money for the public school sports programs. Then no one will get to plya beause there won’t be any teams. That’s equal treatment, so I think that’s fair.
Painful to say, but I agree!
those “boys” probably would have received multiple ass-whoopings in my high school…there was an unwritten code, apparently not anymore
Is this kid a declared trans- testicle?
Who cares, its kids playing a game.
Stick with hood rat coverage.
Hood Rat this Randall girl – or whatever you are.
It does matter