Somerville Sea Squash Gets Confronted After Leaving Dog In Hot Car, Plays Victim By Pretending To Have Panic Attack


People who bring their dogs out with them while they go shopping are the worst. Just leave your dog at home, especially when it’s hot outside. But if you do decide to bring your pooch along while you run errands, don’t leave them in the car with the windows closed for half an hour. Especially if you live in a densely populated area like Somerville, because someone’s gonna see it and you’re probably gonna end up on Turtleboy. From the Somerville News Weekly:

Was she going shopping or duck hunting?

Girlfriend looks like she got into a fight with a bottle of bleach before leaving the house.

And OF COURSE she was driving an electric Prius (which she was charging while leaving the dog in the hot car) too.

A self-victimizing white woman in her 20’s, driving a Prius at Somerville. I’m guessing she wasn’t on her way home from a Trump rally.

So many great Becky lines.

“I’m having a panic attack.”

If you’re a basic bitch who lives in Brighton and forces your dog to drive around with you, there’s a 99% chance you regularly use the words “panic attack” and/or “my anxiety” whenever you find yourself in a bind.

“It’s not 90 degrees in there!”

Bitch, are you a thermometer? The guy with “ANIMAL CONTROL” written on his shirt tested the temperature three times. How are people not aware that just because it’s not 90 degrees outside doesn’t mean it’s capable of being 90 degrees inside a car?

When she realized she was in trouble she tried to put on the charm.

“This is my dog Bubble. I love Bubble so much.”

Bubble secretly hates you, and so do the police.

Her reasoning for not leaving the dog at home was the most self-congratulatory white girl reason ever.

“He’ll cry if I leave him at home, he loves to be around me all the time.”

No, he’ll cry if he gets baked to death in a hot car. Girl, trust me, nothing in the animal kingdom loves to be around you for more than 10 minutes.

The cops and ACO gave her a break and let her take her dog home without so much as a citation, but she couldn’t just walk away because her primary concern was…..

“You don’t have, like, any grounds to judge me, that way.”

Trust me Felicia, they have lots of grounds to judge you. You’re a shitty owner who likes the idea of walking around with a cute little dog, but you don’t actually care about the well being of your dog. And judge you, I will. Can we get a turtle rider to run those plates? 5ZK 513.


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56 Comment(s)
  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    June 3, 2019 at 6:15 am

    She looks like she could use a good long hot shower, those green ” rain boots” complete the lazy ass look. Prob just rolled outta bed and headed to the store. I bet the pillow lines are still on her cheeks. Next time Miss Piggy, leave Fido at home.

  • Only thing missing is a flat brimmed hat
    June 2, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    That animal control guy is an ass. How about dressing like a professional? Sneakers, shorts and a fucking t shirt? Great outfit for a pizza delivery guy but not for a public servant. I would tell him to fuck off and don’t preach to me til you stop dressing like a slob. What a joke.

  • Randall Guy's Queer Uncle
    June 2, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Will it post?

  • Duncan MacGregor
    June 2, 2019 at 9:55 am

    What a face
    What a figure
    Two more legs and we’d call her Trigger

  • Sick Libtard World
    June 1, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    If she murdered her unborn baby turtleboy riders would give her 200 thumbs up. However she might have injured her dog so turtle riders best on her for what might have occurred.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    June 1, 2019 at 10:06 am

    The whole time I’m watching this video thinking “What awful smell must come from her malawa”

  • Walter "Hummertime" Bird
    June 1, 2019 at 6:48 am

    I bet 2000 that Becky doesn’t pick up her mutt’s shit.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 1, 2019 at 5:53 am

    What a saggy, entitled cunt.
    They should have shot her.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    May 31, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    How the fuck is it 90 degrees in that car? It’s overcast and everyone except for the fat fuck animal control douche are wearing winter coats Boston had a high of 68 today.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      May 31, 2019 at 11:56 pm

      Hey animal control douche, stop berating the girl and go do your job picking up dead raccoons on the side of the road.

  • lena wants her ass back
    May 31, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    She followed her hero Lena Dunham and joined the 4F club with a damn dog.

  • Government Sanctioned Harrassment
    May 31, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    Needless harassment by the government. Both cops had on heavy jackets as did the dog owner. She is an easy mark because she is white and wont chimp out. With all the violent third world animals engaging in all sorts of felonies all day they pick her. Too afraid that curtatone may can their ass if they spoke like that to a spic or nignog.

  • Floyd
    May 31, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    Lighten up TB. This woman is doing her absolute best to show that she’s apologetic. She made a mistake leaving her dog in the car. She’s doing her absolute best to diffuse the situation. What fuckin’ more can you ask?

    • Tracey Culver
      May 31, 2019 at 8:55 pm

      Um… that she has to prove she has a functioning brain in order to own a pet? Hope there’s a long maturity period before she decides to have a baby….

      • Paul Casale
        June 1, 2019 at 1:13 am

        I agree. She seemed sincere to me. I doubt she did this intentionally & I’m sure she won’t do it again. I think you guys are being too hard on her. BTW, I give her credit for wearing those boots instead of UGGS from 2003.

  • Joey Krak
    May 31, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    Somerville ain’t what it used to be, I got hit with a bat in that parking lot years ago. RIP On the Hill Tavern

  • z
    May 31, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    What’s with the green boots? Those are something you see dairy farmers wear when they are mucking out the stalls.

    Bubbles the dog probably has a diarrhea problem and she wears them so she doesn’t have to clean up or walk around the poop.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      June 1, 2019 at 12:09 am

      My daughter has a pair of those $150 a pair. Fucking joke.

  • Jeff J
    Bubble Be Like......
    May 31, 2019 at 5:13 pm

    You see bubble try and casually escape. “I’ll just slowly walk over here to this tree, take a quick leak and then boom I’m gone.” Then she snatched him up and he was like “dammit, every time I think I’m out…….”

  • Cyril Figgus
    May 31, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    Bitch needs to get her giant fucking ass and thunder thighs to the gotdamn gym!!! And why the fuck does she think she looks good in yoga pants??? Her ass looks like 100 pounds of chewed bubblegum. Guarantee she can’t properly wipe that massive ass.

    • Laurie Bobskill
      May 31, 2019 at 5:53 pm

      House guys commenting on her ass… Fair is fair. Check out the shape on that ACO. Neither of those cops look like they’ve skipped any meals lately, either.

      • John Blutarsky
        May 31, 2019 at 5:58 pm

        Agreed, they are on board the diabetes express too. However, you don’t so those fatsos wearing yoga pants trying “accentuate” the cottage cheese in their asses.

      • Meg
        June 1, 2019 at 1:06 am

        I think maybe you’ve got some issues of your own so you’re targeting other people’s flaws.. that doesn’t even have anything to do with this video…‍♀️

        • george costanza
          peter griffin
          June 1, 2019 at 6:40 pm

          SHUT UP MEG!

          • Meg
            June 1, 2019 at 8:59 pm

            Ooops I sparked a nerve… sorry bout that!

        • Cyril Figgus
          June 1, 2019 at 6:56 pm

          Fuck off, Meg. Obviously this triggered you, guessing you have a big fat ass as well. Don’t despair though, seems some dudes have thing for ginormous asses, so you’ll be OK.

          • Meg
            June 1, 2019 at 8:55 pm


          • The angry taint
            The angry taint
            June 2, 2019 at 5:40 pm

            I’m your huckleberry meg

  • Captain Trips
    Talent Scout
    May 31, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    I think this leftist wingnut is hilarious!

    Put her on stage and have her make faces. Won’t even have to say anything. Have em rollin in the aisles!

  • z
    May 31, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    They should have gotten the metal snare on the long pole and collared her.
    Then hit her with the dart gun.

    The dogs thinking “Why the fuck did I have to be owned by this hippo.”
    If only that dog could talk.

  • Mindyourowndambuisness
    May 31, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    This is the most stupid article ever ! 1 I took my dog with me too and guess what she is fine. It was chilly out and over cast. Stupid fucks

    • Rochambeau
      May 31, 2019 at 9:03 pm

      Don’t worry. As soon as some anonymous cop runs your plate, we’ll find out who you are and why you have atrocious grammar. It’s inevitable.

      • johny 2 times
        June 2, 2019 at 9:45 am

        hi stupid, most car dealers can run plates and issue plates now. so can some insurance agents. now go back to sleep

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 31, 2019 at 3:58 pm

    Amazing how people think an electric car is good for the environment. They are actually WORSE for the environment. You know how many nasty chemicals make up those batteries? Do you know how much lead, plastic and lithium is used to make those batteries? And what do you do with the batteries after they fail? Throw them in a landfill? Recycle them, which means disposing on the nasty chemicals some how some where? How? Rocket to the moon?

    And where do they think electricity comes from? Jupiter? It’s either generated via nuclear or fossil fuel usage.

    Today’s fossil fuel cars run so incredibly clean compared to the old days…this whole ‘no gas car’ thing is nutty. And actually BAD for the environment.

    • z
      May 31, 2019 at 4:03 pm

      I’m smart!!!! I know things!!!

      Electricity comes out of a wall outlet.

      So there. Showed you.

      • bigdaddy
        May 31, 2019 at 4:08 pm

        Electricity comes out of a wall outlet. Duh even I know that

  • Waste of Police call
    May 31, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    It’s like over 100 degrees in Florida everyday.
    I guess people in Florida don’t have dogs?

    • For fucks sake
      May 31, 2019 at 10:04 pm

      I said that the other day and got a ton if thumbs down. Oh well. They don’t know heat in new englad!

  • Lets all cry
    May 31, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    Everyone in the video even people walking by are wearing long pants an a jacket except for the blow hard animal control ‘wanna be’.
    Even the cops have their hands in their pockets the entire time so just how fucking hot of a day can it be?
    p.s. I thought when she originally saw the animal control guy she was afraid he was gonna trabquilize her and tag her ear.

    • bguy11
      May 31, 2019 at 3:44 pm

      This chick is annoying, but someone should tell the chubby Animal control officer that his “readings” were of the glass, which was probably significantly hotter than inside the car. When he took the temp in the car, it was cooler than 90, and he said it was b/c she opened the door. That’s bullshit. Temp doesn’t go down automatically b/c the door opens.

  • heathclip
    May 31, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    She would be a score for all of you 40 something failures that spend your lives reading about what’s going on with other people. You will do drugs and drink. This is a coping mechanism for you. It’s depression X 1,000,000. And that must suck.

    • Bobsadike
      May 31, 2019 at 4:35 pm

      So what are you 12. Oh and if know one has told you today go fuck yourself.

  • Thomas The Wank Engine
    May 31, 2019 at 3:05 pm

    She thicc AF, ngl I’d def give her a go with the old pork sword, even though I’m probably going to hell for admitting it.

  • I probably would
    May 31, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    What’s with that look? I’ll bet she makes an orgasm face like an electrocuted monkey.

  • Big Wick
    May 31, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    Knock-kneed, pigeon-toed, hip-thrust, dismissive valley-girl wave, leather coat, f***ing Prius, the “Whateverrrr” expression… and THUNDER THIGHS to go along with the rest of “the look.” Gawd, I hope Clueless Cathy reads about herself here, has another panic attack, and hyperventilates. Maybe the extra oxygen will bring some sense to her. Probably not.

  • Milodog
    May 31, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    Actually, Bitch, we can and are judging you. You’re a doughy, fat twat who abuses animals.

  • bill fleming
    May 31, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    Travel to any mall and you will see an elderly husband who is locked in a car for hours while his wife is inside shopping for hours and no one cares if he is having a stoke or suffering from heat stroke.

    • George
      May 31, 2019 at 5:31 pm

      Ever gone shopping with a old lady?? I rather be in a hot car.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    May 31, 2019 at 2:01 pm

    Don’t know the plate number, but she’s parked in the parking lot next to the CVS in Magoun Square.

    I have drinks with Bubble at least once a week at the Olde Magoun’s Saloon. All the poor guy talks about is how much he hates his owner. He hates his name, too.

    (I grew up in Somerville.)

  • denise austen
    May 31, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    yoga pants, not for everyone.

  • Y
    May 31, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Ass looks like a bag of wet clothes.

    • Captain Trips
      Mr. Ed
      May 31, 2019 at 4:23 pm

      Look at those thighs! Shit, they should be racing her at the horse track!

    • The angry taint
      The angry taint
      June 2, 2019 at 5:43 pm

      Or she has been sitting in gravel for an hour

  • Matt Gonzalez
    May 31, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    Too bad that fucking fat bitch didn’t have her dog taken from her. Poor animal doesn’t deserve to be treated that. Stupid, fat, basic, Becky.

  • dog lover
    May 31, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    I don’t understand with all these cars and IF you HAVE to bring your dog with you and RUN into the store, why can you not just TURN the AC on and lock the car doors?? How hard is that to leave the car on with the ac on? smh

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    May 31, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    I hope the dog farted and that is why she is making that hilarious face.

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