Somerville Swampturds Deface Veteran’s Memorial Cemetary, Piss On American Flags, Which Shouldn’t Be Surprising Since Joe Curtatone Is The Mayor

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It’s Somerville, what did you expect when this numbnuts is the mayor?

Same guy who boycotted Sam Adams beer because the CEO enjoys paying less in taxes.

Same guy who endorses an anti-police organization by flying their political banner on City Hall.

Can you honestly say with leadership like this that a culture of pissing on American flags would be embraced?

At first I figured this was some sort of political statement. Then I saw this picture:

Yea, those are just junkies. But they still chose the American flags for a reason. Junkies can piss anywhere. They chose to full flags out of a war memorial and release their junkie juices all over the stars and stripes. Fuck them. Can’t let that slide. Someone’s gotta know them. Let’s find out who they are before they inevitably do the world a favor and pick up a bad batch from Diego. Send us a message on Facebook or email if you recognize either of these swampturds.

25 Comment(s)
  • z
    September 18, 2018 at 3:18 pm

    “only and their the sickest people on the planet. ”
    “your an embarrassing to the country,get yourself some help.”
    “Told ya he Jewed the flag.”

    I’m sorry, I don’t speak or read gibberish.
    It’s like you aren’t even trying.

    I don’t buy into the “Well, you know what I meant, so who cares about my spelling” crap.
    The inability to even come close to coherency when you aren’t under the gun for time just shows you for what you are.

  • Ted Baxter
    September 18, 2018 at 3:16 pm

    How long before she’s a state trooper.

  • SMH
    September 12, 2018 at 2:54 am

    If the anthem were playing they probably would have taken a knee in the puddle.

  • mrme
    September 11, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    Section 73: Tombs, graves, memorials, trees, plants; injuring, removing
    [ Text of section effective until February 21, 2016. For text effective February 21, 2016, see below.]

    Section 73. Whoever wilfully destroys, mutilates, defaces, injures or removes a tomb, monument, gravestone, veteran’s grave marker or metal plaque, veteran’s flag holder that commemorates a particular war, conflict or period of service or flag, or other structure or thing which is placed or designed for a memorial of the dead, or a fence railing, curb or other thing which is intended for the protection or ornament of a structure or thing before mentioned or of an enclosure for the burial of the dead, or wilfully removes, destroys, mutilates, cuts, breaks or injures a tree, shrub or plant placed or being within such enclosure, or wantonly or maliciously disturbs the contents of a tomb or a grave, shall be punished by imprisonment in the state prison for not more than five years or by imprisonment in the jail or house of correction for not more than two and one-half years and by a fine of not more than five thousand dollars.

    WHERE THE HELL ARE THE CHARGES!!!! State prison time. Which in MA courts mean CWOF 3 months.

  • JoeMomma
    September 11, 2018 at 2:48 pm

    I would have fucked them up and then blamed it on my PSTD from Iraq….

  • Hughbo Mont
    September 11, 2018 at 2:01 pm

    What’s with the clown shoes the dipshit is wearing??

  • Time Mellows
    September 11, 2018 at 1:16 pm

    Turtleboy sells merch depicting their logo pissing on media outlets, looks like they’ve found some like minded people in someville.

    The mayor has overseen the largest increase in property value in the city’s history. Only outsiders and triggered safe space internet losers are at all concerned with his comments on Trump. That’s why he’ll be reelected easily.

    These two are punk losers, who cares, the internet cant bring them down any lower, they’re already scum.

    Posted for the second time, because turtleboy censors comments, then complains about censorship.

    • Turtz McGurtz
      September 11, 2018 at 4:25 pm

      i doubt that they censor comments – i see critical comments posted all the time. More likely that your comments didn’t post because they have the shittiest website in the history of websites.

  • TJB
    September 11, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    Scumbags. These two don’t care about the sacrifices the Soldiers made. And their families. Reminds me of my ex-employer, United Airlines in Boston. I was deployed with the Mass. National Guard 4 times. After informing them I was getting orders to Afghanistan; they told me just quit; don’t bother coming back.

  • Judge dread
    September 11, 2018 at 12:02 pm

    If these idiots hate America so much they should take a one way flight to North Korea. Kim will welcome them with open arms. He’ll put the guy in a salve labor camp and the girl in a military run rape camp.

  • Sam Adams
    September 11, 2018 at 11:24 am

    They are Joe’s illegal aliens living in that sanctuary city. Certainly not the sharpest tools in the shed taking a leak on the flags. I bet these were the fools who locked themselves up blocking the expressway…something tells me they will be identified…good job taking their pics for all to see what these idiots did.

  • Liberals be like
    September 11, 2018 at 10:56 am

    Why would all those deplorables get a memorial in the first place?

  • Seneca
    September 11, 2018 at 9:32 am

    I’m okay with them pissing on the flag, showing disrespect for the US of A, burning a flag, or however else they want to protest whatever it is they’re protesting. 1st A. All these things are just symbols. In and of themselves they have no value; the value is in how you perceive them.

    Obviously these hipsters aren’t very bright, as they’re fuckin’ with a WWII memorial. It probably doesn’t even dawn on them for a moment that in WWII, the US and its allies defeated three totalitarian governments: Actual Nazis, actual Fascists, and actual militarists. And if we had listened to Patton and kept rolling east, and we should have, we would’ve gone on to crush the worst of all of ’em, the communists.

    And these hipsters will have their day. Like someone always posts in the comments, “karma bats last,” and “karma always wins the war.” These nerds are going to get doxxed. They will get ripped to shreds in the public square, and they will deserve it fully.

    The arch villain in this story is Curatone. His conspirators are the complete, unmitigated assholes who actually elected a Bozo like that mayor of a non-imaginary city. Cut the shit, voters.

  • Wwy
    September 11, 2018 at 7:38 am

    WW2 I can see Iraq,Afghanistan,Syria,Libya,Yemen,Palestine,Ukraine and ten other massacres but WW2 we were actually attacked not the Jew wars 9/11 brought them. The Iraqi holocaust now the military is Jew protection only and their the sickest people on the planet. Russia defeated Nazi germany and that should be respected.

    • John Wypyszinski
      Fallujah suckedazz
      September 11, 2018 at 10:20 am

      Hey, cockmunch I don’t recall seeing your sorry limp dicked ass over there on either of my tours you got nothing to say about Iraq or A-stan, BITCH! You sit here spouting your shit all day enjoying the freedom better people than you paid for, so how about you spit out that dick and get a job. Better yet, just eat a truckload of gummy dicks and go hang with your soy boy inbred butt buddies.

    • Wwy
      September 12, 2018 at 12:36 am

      Thanks for admitting how much smarter I was not to join the kike owned U.S military their always looking for dumb Americans to fight their Jew wars. You sound like a sick sick person your an embarrassment to your country seeing Iraq NEVER attacked us but that’s why the military is for people like you who can’t think for themselves only can take orders,your an embarrassing to the country,get yourself some help.

      • John Wypyszinski
        Fallujah Suckedazz
        September 12, 2018 at 7:15 am

        Yeah, but ya mom liked the hell out this Jew boy fresh from killing goat rapers. She said her kid was some halfwit who spent his days screwing around on the computer watching gay midget porn before he headed out to Brucie’s Bath House and Massage Parlor where he gives happy endings to hobos behind the dumpster. Enjoy the gummy dicks fucko…

      • Wwy
        September 12, 2018 at 12:39 pm

        Oh a zyclon b head your mom passed to you no wonder you went to the wrong country you were diddling little boys. Told ya he Jewed the flag.

  • Gtfo
    September 11, 2018 at 6:04 am

    People like this will end up at the bottom. Most of them don’t have the credentials or brain power to hold down a minimum wage job. I know some folks like this. They are basically 45 year olds working at Starbucks and living 5 deep in a hovel in Cambridge. Mommy and Daddy wanted to retire so the spigot got cut off once they hit 40.

  • Hollyweird Buzx
    September 10, 2018 at 10:55 pm

    I thought Val Kilmer was near death. Now he is smoking and pissing on graves is a Top Gun remake on the way. Will Val come out as a skinny jeans anti American gay character.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    September 10, 2018 at 10:03 pm

    Here’s hoping “The Disease” takes out both of these maggots in a very painful manner. Fat fuck POS!!!

  • Mike Capuano
    September 10, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    They aren’t junkies, just college hipsters who had hippie parents and with the grace of god had white privilege bestowed upon them so that they could afford $10/pack cigarettes and living in somerville. Joey Curtz will probably give them a key to the city for standing up to oppression and matyr them with their face on a banner above the sfd hq. No sexual offender registry for that fine young scholar.

    • Turtz McGurtz
      September 11, 2018 at 8:40 am

      you’re right. Fucking hipsters. worse than junkies IMO.
      Times like this are why we need TBS. Please ID these motherfuckers and shame them the fuck out of the state.

  • BucketNutz
    September 10, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    In the good old days the Clarendon Hill project rats would have come out & laid a beating on these two maggots!

  • Uncle Randy
    September 10, 2018 at 8:38 pm


    Kid looks like a textbook Soyboy.

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