Turtleboy Investigates

Sources: Claremont Mom Who Raised $53K With GoFundMe After Her “Biracial” Son Was “Lynched” Is Now Driving A Brand New GMC Acadia 

Sources: Claremont Mom Who Raised $53K With GoFundMe After Her “Biracial” Son Was “Lynched” Is Now Driving A Brand New GMC Acadia


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Last month we blogged about the Claremont, NH absentee mother whose son was allegedly the victim of a racially motivated attempted lynching by some white kids from the neighborhood. Except the kid clearly looks white, and thus could not possibly be the victim of anti-black racism.

Nevertheless she milked it until she became a national cause celebre, and made over $53,000 on her GoFundMe, which is still up and has people actively donating to it. We knew this was a scam largely because it took her well over a week to turn it into a racial thing:

And her mother started adding new elements to the story:

After that the cash started flowing in.

Anyway, people have been messaging us for a couple weeks now, telling us that Cassandra Merlin has been been riding around Claremont in a brand new GMC Acadia. We told these people to send us a picture of it if they could find it, and finally we got this today:

That picture is shot at 156 North Street in Claremont. This just so happens to be the same street that the children all lived on:

“The investigation revealed that an 8-year-old child was injured while he was on private property off of North Street in Claremont, N.H.,” police said in a statement.

What are the odds??

Once again, the woman who just raised over $50,000 by using her biracial, white phenotype son as an alleged hate crime victim, drives around in that thing and parks it at her apartment all of a sudden. A woman who was allegedly poor and needed the money to move out of Claremont can afford a brand new car. Makes sense.

Of course this is just what multiple people are telling us. We don’t work for the DMV, but if we were a turtle rider who did work at the DMV we could just trace those plates and find out who the car is registered to. That would certainly clear things up. Just sayin.

42 Comment(s)
  • chrissy
    November 12, 2017 at 3:37 am

    people are still donating to the fraud GFM

    • Lives too Close to the Skank
      November 12, 2017 at 7:50 am

      And idiots will continue donate because she is still getting attention. I just saw a new article in one of the papers, I think it was the Concord Monitor, where they talked about the “lynching” I couldnt read it, it just made me ill…so as long as news papers and social media play the game and keep making her out to be a victim, she will get people, from all over, to donate money. This ridiculous story made national news! I gotta give the skank credit for knowing how to play the game, her and her skanky mother and all the other inbred idiots sure know how to rake in the cash…How come we havent heard anything about the investigation? I think TB should try to interview the parents of those big bag lynching kids…lets see the other side of the story for a change!

  • Malyssa Mullins
    November 5, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    Pretty sure I read the original hate-filled article they wrote about her. In it they discussed a hit and run Cassandra was involved in. Way before this incident. What was she driving? A GMC Acadia. Maybe she upgraded it-so fucking what. A mother got some extra money, and bought a reliable car to help take care of her children? How could she do such a thing?
    Find sumthin to do, guys. This shit is just mean.

  • November 2, 2017 at 2:41 pm

    Must be nice for her. I can’t stand people who work the system and the community this way.
    It’s those of us that truly are in a bind that can’t seem to get help or qualify for any type of programs. Maybe if she walked in our shoes for a day or two she might learn a bit about what it really feels like!

  • NYCBeagle
    November 2, 2017 at 11:06 am

    You know someone is full of shit when they use the phrase “to the moon & back”.

  • November 2, 2017 at 2:33 am

    she bought a car. so what?

    anyone who actually give a shit what that chick spent her gofundme money on seriously needs to get a life.

  • Joel
    November 1, 2017 at 7:10 pm

    This vehicle belongs to her landlord that lives in the same building. Check your facts before publishing a story you know nothing about.

    • Malcom Y
      November 1, 2017 at 7:47 pm

      Well, she’s been seen driving it all over Claremont, dropping her kid off at school every morning, so, check YOUR “fax,” this “landlord” must be another chudstuffer in a flat-brimmed Chicago Bulls hat, or it’s her car.

      I pick “b.”

  • Smellbeef Babaloney
    November 1, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    That’s definitely not a brand new Acadia, its at least a couple of years old and has the tell-tale used car lot advertising stickers on it. Trashbag has zero credit, and probably didn’t want to blow the whole wad paying cash, so she financed this with Easy Eddie. She’d never be able to finance this out of a new car dealership. The vehicle probably has a deadbeat recovery transponder, and it’s likely been wrapped around a pole or two in its life (wad, pole.. I’m on a roll here).

    After she’s done burning the GFM stash on furniture, big screen TVs, Newports and nails, this thing will be on a flat bed off to the used car lot for the next deadbeat to come along.

  • Malcom Y
    November 1, 2017 at 5:22 pm

    Oh, and by the way, word on these streets is she’s also gone shopping for new furniture, including a nice new bed, and she has quit her job too. No more slinging drink at Revolution Cantina!

    • James
      November 1, 2017 at 6:39 pm

      I would say the part about quitting her job is right. I eat there about once a week and have not seen her recently.

  • Shanna
    November 1, 2017 at 5:13 pm

    Claremont NH. What a bunch of ding dongs up there. Currently some 18 yr old clueless uppity twat is on 90 Day Fiance, TLC channel. Whats the deal with Claremont?

    • Kate
      November 2, 2017 at 7:15 am

      She’s actually a really nice girl if you knew her. Its not a “real” reality show, they give them things to say and what not for the ratings. While I agree that its not the situation id put myself in at 18, its not really fair for you to say she’s a twat if you don’t even know her.

  • Cassandra Merlin
    November 1, 2017 at 4:59 pm

    Did you know how many people I had to blow for that?

    • Lyrik Merlin
      November 1, 2017 at 6:37 pm

      And I helped…

  • Hughbo Mont
    November 1, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    High class parks on the grass.

  • Chip Striker
    November 1, 2017 at 3:27 pm

    I wonder if she thinks the vehicle is white.

  • chrissy
    November 1, 2017 at 2:27 pm

    she should thank everyone individually who bought her vehicle and encourage everyone in the nation to fabricate race outrage stories to win themselves newwww carsssssss!!!!

  • Stuart P
    November 1, 2017 at 1:54 pm

    Why park on the driveway when there is a perfectly good lawn to tear up?

  • Ozzy
    November 1, 2017 at 1:20 pm

    Yet people keep donating. Who are the fools that keep enabling this type of fraud?

    • Strata
      November 1, 2017 at 1:55 pm

      Did she pay the taxes associated with the $$$$ given to her? Paging tax authorities …. we need some justice here.

      • Give a reSMUGlican a Throat Punch
        November 1, 2017 at 1:57 pm

        good point, Strata!

        • mitch
          November 1, 2017 at 4:17 pm

          Did you vote democrat/marxist last election? THEN WHAT ARE YOU GUYS COMPLAINING ABOUT. She is following the leftist playbook to the letter !! She is doing everything that she has been taught by the left in this country forever. She has been taught victimization for her and her son PAYS, and she’s right! She knows that working is for suckers. Guess what? She is correct, the proof is in the fact that fools like you gave her 53 k for her bullshit lynching story. Now wallow in it throat punch fuckface.

          • mitch
            November 1, 2017 at 4:19 pm

            throat punch wont make 53k in five years

          • Give A Lib A Throat Punch
            November 1, 2017 at 5:57 pm

            Of course he votes Democrat. Anyone that can’t even make up their own screen name without ripping off someone else’s is a proud member of the liberal lemming groupthink hive.

          • Mitch the Bitch & Liberal the Butthurt Snowflake
            November 1, 2017 at 6:38 pm

            i love how you only see the world in absolutes.

            “Only the Sith deal in Absolutes” ya fuckboi

            ps i only chose this name to get under Liberal’s name.
            i’m neither party.

          • Krystal
            November 2, 2017 at 12:02 pm

            I’m a leftist…and I practice none of these things you’re saying. Some people are raised right. Some aren’t.

      • PhilSimmsSucks
        November 1, 2017 at 2:36 pm

        And Is this income that should be reported to welfare – so they can offset her free state money (or federal ifvshe gets SSI) by $53,000
        Paging any welfare/SSA workers for answers…

        • NH Native
          November 2, 2017 at 10:17 am

          Ruh-roh shaggy

        • Jennifer Agey
          November 2, 2017 at 1:00 pm

          YES! Since she is 100% on cash benefits and welfare, there is a clause that she had to sign. If she ever comes into any money, she HAS TO PAY THE STATE OF NH BACK. They will take her to court. If the main office of Claremont does not listen, take it higher. Keep finding supervisors until you find the person that can help blow this up. She is a crack addict and heroin addict. It is why she doesn’t have her kids and why this entire thing makes me so sick. People should have a licence to breed, and I could not be paid to call that town home. SMH. Turtleboy, you are crude, rude and funny. XO. You are my secret lil favorite writer!

      • Johnny Rocket
        November 1, 2017 at 4:00 pm

        Well said. How about a 1099 for that cash !

    • Give a reSMUGlican a Throat Punch
      November 1, 2017 at 1:56 pm

      virtue signallers

      • Give A Lib A Throat Punch
        November 1, 2017 at 6:00 pm

        You’re too stupid to even understand what that means. Go back to the Globe and your virgin butt buddies at D.O.N.E., fuckboi.

        • Mitch the Bitch & Lib the Butthurt Snowflake
          November 1, 2017 at 6:44 pm

          don’t even know what D.O.N.E. is and my “virtue signallers comment was in reply to Ozzy. there are so many comments it’s hard to follow

    • Krystal
      November 2, 2017 at 11:59 am

      Um…turtle boy and anyone else who grants them exposure
      They write a smear campaign…get them more notoriety and then people feel bad and have pity and donate. Kind of a fucked up cycle eh?

  • NotABuildingInspectorButStayedAtHolidayInnLastNight
    November 1, 2017 at 1:15 pm

    That decorative post can’t be allowed even under Cow Hampshire codes by a drunk building inspector to support a second story deck (even if the deck’s “only” purpose is probably to meet code as a fire escape…)

  • SkankHater
    November 1, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    On Facebook some people commented saying the car isnt “new”. Well it might not be a 2018 model but its still NEW to her. I would say maybe a few years old, that car is still worth a lot of money. More money than some welfare skank can afford. I really hope all the people that gave money to this skank sees all the shit shes doing with that donated money! She said she wanted to raise money to move and provide her son therapy…ummm, the kid has full coverage medicaid which pays for therapy and I dont see her moving too fast. Please, continue to do stories on her! I love seeing it posted!!! I live near by so this is pretty close to home!

  • AngryTurtle
    November 1, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    The AngryTurtle is gonna make GFM account now and be straight up on it … “I work mass off and have to pay for all you flower children and illegal leaches to have a better Christmas than my kids get to have … so, since you are all entitled to everything and proponents of ‘paying your fair share’, here’s YOUR chance to pay in! Give me money because I am too poor (not really.) I’m not going to give you a sob story about some knuckle dragging racist mongrel going after my poor enabled white privileged kids or talk about how the other kids in town have rich parents so they get spoiled to the brink of stupidity (and beyond!) and I would love for my kids to ahem that life but I am too busy actually taking care of them … instead I am just gonna say … give me l00t$ …”

    Seriously… there are so many people that work their ass off for the little they have and watch helplessly while their meager income is slowly sucked away and put into the pockets of people who chose not to earn a living; and then watch those same people wine about how they have no money, throw up GFM accounts crying about their health and then make bank. This bitch (and she is one, sorry) just made my annual salary playing the race card… WTF!

  • #livinalie
    November 1, 2017 at 12:58 pm

    What a trash bag, I figured they’d have busted her out like TBS did, but nope, these dummies are still donating to this wench. Must be nice to have a $53k gofundme, food stamps, Medicaid, all the trimmings, plus she’s gonna use her “biracial” kid to get a completely paid for Christmas via taxpayers because she no doubt signed up for Christmas help! This world is ass backwards, letting these assholes gain off of a fake story, while the rest of us are honest and hardworking and have to struggle to get a basic Christmas, oh and can’t use the free programs she uses because you have to be in that income bracket. They help them but no one else!

    • Me
      November 12, 2017 at 11:03 am

      She gets no state help dumb ass but hey if it fits ur racist agenda bash a mom for needing to drive her son around smh the story is not fake I live in this racist ass town be4 u comment know ur facts !!!!

    • Me
      November 26, 2017 at 7:29 pm

      Truth! She gets Medicaid but still needs money for therapy?! Go to West Central with your state paid insurance and he will be all set.

  • TortugaNino
    November 1, 2017 at 12:57 pm

    And now we wait…. over/under is 20 mins.

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