Turtleboy Investigates

Spanks McGee And Bicycle Shorts Billy Spread Unverified Story About 2 Black Guys Trying To Rape And Rob Woman On Rail Trail, Allege Police Cover Up After Millbury PD Denies It Happened


A woman named Shauna Wharton posted on Facebook yesterday, warning people about an attempted rape that took place during broad daylight on the Millbury/Worcester rail trail that left the victim unconscious, alleged that it was the third recent incident, and suggested that the cops and media were covering it up.

I believe her yo!

Sure, a brutal sexual assault like that would almost definitely be headline news, but the Rail Trail Industrial complex is clearly using their power over the cops and the media to make it seem like there ARE NOT roaming gangs of rapists patrolling a three mile trail that runs parallel with Rt 146 and starts at a Walmart. Nothing to see here folks!

Question – if she was knocked unconscious by her attackers, why was it only an attempted rape? I guess the rapists who kicked the shit out of her live by a strict code of only pillaging strange women when they’re awake to remember it. Rapists of honor.

And in this episode of ratchet telephone, another dude named Mike Benedetto read her post and decided that it was legit.

Bicycle shorts Billy decided to blindly share this story, without asking any questions, and added his own little racist twist to it.


Pro tip – the whole, “I was jumped by 2 black guys” hoax thing went out of style in 1989 courtesy of Charles Stuart. The Shrewsbury Slavemaster tried it in 2018 and it didn’t go well. Never go full Steve Levine.

This time the attackers were not only “afro-americans,” but she had 2 dogs that fended them off, and this time she wasn’t knocked unconscious. Always a good idea to blindly share a Facebook post like that 1,191 times, create needless panic, and make white women suspicious of black men in the community during a time racial tensions are at an all time high. Luckily not a single person questioned it. They just wanted to know where the share button was.

Finally the Millbury Police Department posted on their Facebook page and alerted the public that no such attempted sexual assault and/or robbery happened.

But instead of just admitting that they spread misinformation Spanks McGee and Bicycle Shorts Billy insisted the cops were continuing the coverup and claimed that there was DNA on the dogs that proved it.

Ya got that? CSI Millbury took DNA off the dog’s teeth and the suspects will be identified in 3-4 weeks when the lab comes back with the results. Stay tuned.


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33 Comment(s)
  • Diversity is death
    October 4, 2020 at 9:40 am

    Worcester teen trash has been showing up to the Millbury Shoppes lately though. Anywhere blacks go, crime will follow.

  • al capoon
    October 1, 2020 at 3:55 pm

    Lumpty Dumpty and the Lardo Hardo

  • micksmercantile
    Wastefield Bartender
    October 1, 2020 at 9:32 am

    Ugh….. I did not know the pumpkin spice mafia had boys in their ranks now??? They will be unstoppable with stories of my college roommates, aunts, cousins, fiance’s dog got man handled at the rollerway!!

  • She goes by Sha Diane, now
    September 30, 2020 at 12:59 am

    So crafty, Shauna.
    You insipid cunt.

  • Flaccid Mike/Fake reports
    September 30, 2020 at 12:51 am

    I get a laugh out of Mike doing the flex like he’s carrying imaginary duffle bags.
    Very intimidating pose, for sure.

    As far as the alleged almost-rape, I’ll take shit that never happened to the girl that’s friends with your cousin’s hairdresser’s accountant for $1,000, Alex.

  • North of the Border
    September 29, 2020 at 8:53 pm

    And next up on PornHub….

  • Nurse Ratchet
    September 29, 2020 at 8:38 pm

    “Can’t rape the willing”…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 29, 2020 at 7:05 pm

    Millbury MA demographics:

    The racial makeup of the town was 97.19% White, 0.53% African American, 0.15% Native American, 1.02% Asian, 0.03% Pacific Islander, 0.23% from other races, and 0.84% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 1.02% of the population.

    Shit! Only 0.53% black? FUCK! We need to put some section 8 high rises in the center of this town to bring some diversity in! Perhaps a 25 story apartment building exclusively for section 8.

    Step it up Millbury! Get that high rise built! Get on it!

  • Guinea Geisha
    September 29, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    One can prevent a rape with one simple word: Yes 😉

  • george costanza
    the angry taint
    September 29, 2020 at 3:04 pm

    Hopefully Santa was in the process of giving her a pink sock for Xmas when they snapped that photo….would? Idk , on the fence

    • Every Man
      September 29, 2020 at 6:32 pm

      Please get off the fence and have some standards sir.

  • They call me Mudd
    September 29, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    Bro, you act as if awful (affluent white female unfuckable liberal) woman do not already have deranged suspicions and stereotypes of black men in their communities! They dont care about black people! All they care about is how many likes they are going to get on their anti-social media post.

    If they cared about black people as they claim. they would take some into their homes and feed them. They would help at risk black kids. They would go and teach the black kids how to read and write. They would buy black kids a belt. They do not care about black people. I dont give a fuck how many of them have a sign on their front lawns. They do not care about blacks.

    Every time I see a white person with a joggers sign on their front lawn. I ask them why they wont take a few black kids in who need a good home. Then I tell them if joggers matter so much to them. I’m going to invite a few over for dinner. They always threaten to call the cops while running inside and locking the doors behind them. They are all frauds!

    There is a huge difference between blacks and joggers. They dont care about blacks they only care about joggers! I’ll stand up for black people any day. What I wont do is stand up for joggers. My Black Friends wont even stand up for the joggers. That tells you all you need to know.

    In the words of lil Wayne – fuck black lives matter!

    A couple of weeks ago I went to the jlm website for shits and giggles. I was redirected to bo jidens website. Nothing more than a money washing scheme for the demokkkrats. I wonder how many joggers actually got a cent of that money. lol you been played again by the demokkkrats son. You’ve been getting played by the demokkkrats for over 50 years!

    These are they same people who advocate for all types of social benefits but are too afraid of going to work. Get your asses back too work! so you can get tax raped like the rest of us for your pet programs!

  • Criminal Blacks Are No Joke
    September 29, 2020 at 2:07 pm

    A New York Times report based on projections for 2020 shows 18 of the top 20 cities for homicides have Democrat mayors.
    The main thing other than DEMONcratic mayors these cities also have in common are huge percentages of naggars.

  • Mike Benedetto
    September 29, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    I’m so hard it makes ME hard.

  • Spic Tormentor
    September 29, 2020 at 12:52 pm

    Oh please, the only nіggers she has ever been in close contact with are the ones who used to jam their cocks down her throat back in college. These people move to places like Milbury to live as far away from blacks as possible.

    • Spic Tormentor
      September 29, 2020 at 1:41 pm

      You want to be me so bad

      • Spic Tormentor
        September 29, 2020 at 2:37 pm

        Whats this now, 6 weeks of you talking to yourself on here? You really are a pathetic fucking faggot.

        • The Spic Tormentor
          Spic Tormentor
          September 29, 2020 at 3:30 pm

          It must be fucked pretending to call me a pathetic faggot for having conversations with yourself when you are the one having conversations with yourself.

          Seek therapy

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    September 29, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    Are the 2 Afro-Americans still at large? I couldn’t imagine both of them overpowering a defenseless woman and having their way with her, at the same time! How far is the Millbury bike path from Cambridge?

  • Сидоров
    September 29, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    I can’t speak for the local story but black crime has been off of the scale for decades, with black on white crimes being the least reported and most covered up.

    Numerous state scandals in recent decades of rape kits being thrown into the trash under mysterious circumstances – black on white sex crimes are probably the least reported ‘black on white’ crime, most likely due to the ‘stockholm syndrome’. Numerous black on white sex crimes committed on jogging trails are being reported nationwide-probably many more not being reported.

    Major delay in reporting the public ‘execution’ of a 5yo white boy by a black adult neighbor in NC not long ago. Most likely due to numerous eye witnesses not allowing the story to be spun against Trump Supporters, Nazis, Racists, blah, blah, blah. 3 white friends publicly executed while on a fishing trip down in SW FL not long ago – no eyewitnesses. Police quickly arrested 3 local, well known white meth heads – everyone is saying ‘really’?!?!

    Blacks know their communities are on the ragged edge of being turned into ‘Rosewoods’, ‘Tulsas’, ‘Wilmingtons’. BLM publicly states that ‘White America’ is about to meet the same fate as ‘1803 Haiti’…

    • Amazingly on Point
      September 29, 2020 at 12:38 pm

      Well put, thanks for sharing your opinion…
      p.s. I agree 100%

    • Bosco Tanninger
      September 29, 2020 at 1:28 pm

      My housekeeper was assaulted in the aisles of a grocery store at the Summit. She summoned the police and store management, gave them a description of the assailant, and insisted that she wanted to press charges. Both the police and the store management hushed it up, and refused to file a complaint. When pressed, they both indicated that if word got out that she was sexually assaulted inside the store, no one would shop there.

      I have no idea if this story really happened, but crime is hushed up in the city. I know of one business that left Green Street for the burbs because of the daily episodes of crime that happened.

  • Bushmen talk in clicks
    September 29, 2020 at 12:19 pm

    Stupidity knows no bounds. The “A good friend of mines wife” was a nice touch, wonder how many of his ” good friends” are scratching their heads over this post. Afro Americans… Wtf? At least he didn’t say Shaft was on the case, they say that Cat is a BAD mother shut-your- mouth!

    • "But I'm talkin' 'bout...
      September 29, 2020 at 7:11 pm


  • Afro-Qtip head.
    September 29, 2020 at 11:50 am

    So, does a blackrifcan need to have an afro haircut in order to qualify as a “afro-american”? I like to watch old 70’s episodes of soul train. It shows bush boogies in their natural afro state instead of wigs or shaved noggins.

  • Heil Sturm
    September 29, 2020 at 11:48 am

    I mean it’s cute that you’re trying to cover for the blacks, but it is not going to work.

    Don’t fall for the BLM propaganda. The majority of crimes are committed by a so called “minority”. South Side Chicago has killed more blacks than all wars in US history COMBINED.

    How about that for facts?

    Let’s take an honest assessment of the situation and decide where we really want this country to go. Diversity has never served our cause.

  • Daniel Carver
    September 29, 2020 at 11:39 am

    She’s got that fat ass that the colored boys love

    • Dick Black
      September 29, 2020 at 2:10 pm

      True dat!

  • Boston Irish
    Mumbles Menino
    September 29, 2020 at 11:37 am

    She’s a fat slob cum guzzler

  • Osiris
    September 29, 2020 at 11:31 am

    Sources close to the investigation say the DNA was recovered from the lady’s teeth, not the dog’s. Apparently this was a rail trail BJ gone terribly wrong.

  • WTF America
    September 29, 2020 at 11:18 am

    The point of this? They hate the cops so much they’ll lie about a very serious sexual assault? Then when the police do their job to investigate and say they cannot confirm such a crime happened….. these hooligans then use that ammo to then go after them more? They want the public to hate the blue so much. WTF.

  • crank
    September 29, 2020 at 11:17 am

    Spandex shorts and cut off shirts? SSSSSSoundssssss like sssomeone hassssss thosssssse twinkle toesssss. Too da loo……..(also, bus driver selfie is next level unaware doucher cringe)

  • BBCs Matter
    September 29, 2020 at 11:17 am

    Wishful thinking from some under-sexed white woman.

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