Turtleboy Investigates

Spanky Doodle Dandy Got Basically No Punishment And The DA’s Office Remained Silent After He Admitted In Court To Breaking Into Tenant’s Home, Stealing Her Pants And Jerking Off On Her Bed


Yesterday I published a blog about a coverup involving a Carlisle firefighter who broke into his tenant’s home, rubbed one out on her bed, and stole her panties. I’ve taken it down after discovering new facts and published an updated story on TB Daily News, which you can read by clicking here.



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17 Comment(s)
  • Shane Hoban
    July 31, 2021 at 9:44 pm

    I’d let his wife give me a fackin’ Lipnicki any day of the week!

  • Calm WhiteDad
    July 31, 2021 at 7:44 am

    The whitewash for this diddler is disgusting. TB is doing the community a very important service here by linking this piece of scum with the actual crime as opposed to the fake news cover up. I can’t believe I’m even saying this but… this is that white privilege the nogs are always rambling about.

  • Hu Fartted
    Sum Ting Wong
    July 30, 2021 at 9:23 pm

    Nothing to see here folks, move along.

  • "TurtleBoy Investigates"
    July 30, 2021 at 8:43 pm

    At this point I cannot tell if Aidan is this incompetent or fails on purpose to create more content.

    Take your meds Failure boy, you are losing at life.

  • Buck Nasty
    July 30, 2021 at 3:22 pm

    Who won the TB golf tournament?

    • Haha
      July 30, 2021 at 4:12 pm

      What we know about the TB golf tournament:

      -Someone else requested the beer donation.
      -90% of the profits were to be for Aidan’s benefit and 10% were to go to charity.
      -Aidan golfed.
      -“Gupta” and other Turtle Riders sponsored holes.

      What we don’t know:

      -Who requested it and under what pretext.
      -How much was grossed, what went to expenses, and if the 90/10 split was honored.
      -If anyone else showed.
      -If any actual businesses sponsored holes.

      Does anyone really believe that Sam Adams would knowingly donate beer to benefit Aidan’s wallet? Why do we only see the approval and not the details of the request? Doesn’t “my friend Aidan” picking it up suggest the TB connection was hidden?

      How would Aidan treat this tournament if it were hosted by anyone besides him?

      Did any other prizes or raffle items get donated? Doesn’t seem like it!

      The whole thing seems like a scam and an embarrassing failure. We’ll probably here about a much about it from now on a the slam-dunk class action suit against Facebook he raised money for and never mentioned again.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        July 30, 2021 at 5:53 pm

        Looks like someone has TDS (Turtleboy Derangement Syndrome)

  • juror seven esq.
    July 30, 2021 at 1:35 pm

    Something has become very clear to me with the “new” method TBS uses to drive up traffic on this site. Puts up a teaser preview for a blog and then directs anyone that wants to read the full story to click on a link that takes you to TB Daily News.
    You read the blog on TBDN. If you wish to comment on the story, you must go back to Turtleboysports.com to enter a comment.
    If the original story has broad appeal, followers will revisit the page to see additional comments over the next few days. I will do that, knowing that many of the commenters are as entertaining with their opinions as he original story.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Boring know-it-all
      July 30, 2021 at 1:55 pm

      The Turtleboy sports domain is probably demonetized because of how he used to write trashier things and these comments get indexed by Google and they’re full of every offensive slur. He wants us to go to tbdailynews because that’s his legitimate domain. He’s pretty much said this explicitly a few times.

  • Barney Frank
    July 30, 2021 at 11:17 am

    Maybe he identifies as a woman and was just trying them on to see what size to order.

  • Lol
    July 30, 2021 at 10:57 am

    “Yesterday I surmised a bunch of stuff and reported it as fact without any caveats. I am a really real reporter.”

  • Mom’s Basement
    July 30, 2021 at 10:45 am

    If he’s doing this compulsively than not only is it not his fault but he should be out on disability. Personally I think that he should also be suing the town for failing to accommodate him if there isn’t a designated room in the firehouse for him to take care of things.

  • Blue Lives Matter
    July 30, 2021 at 10:45 am

    Thank you for removing yesterday’s anti-police post. Blue Lives Matter.

  • derp
    July 30, 2021 at 10:27 am

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    July 30, 2021 at 10:27 am

    After thorough testing and inspection I find Massachusetts police to be above average people the majority of the time.

  • Don't objectify women
    July 30, 2021 at 10:21 am

    Moms on TikTok are getting in on the latest social-media challenge by exposing their breasts to their babies and recording their enticed reactions.

    Called the #DropEmOutChallenge, the moms bare it all to their hungry, breast-fed babies, filming the excited expressions.

    • Calm WhiteDad
      July 31, 2021 at 7:52 am

      Women only care about attention, buying things and showing off. Zero surprise if this is real but I’ll never know because I’d rather cut my fingers off than download Chyna’s Toxic Tok.

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