Turtleboy Investigates

Spanky Doodle Dandy Keeps Job On Carlisle Fire Department Despite Admitting To Jacking Off In Tenant’s Bedroom And Stealing Her Underpants

 

This is Douglas A. Stevenson from Carlisle.

Doug is a busy guy and a well respected father of three in town. He previously was elected to the Board of Selectmen, is currently the owner of Kistler and Knapp Builders (home construction), and is also a firefighter in Carlisle.

His wife teaches elementary school in town as well. They live at 271 Cross Street, and own the property next door at 273 Cross Street, which he rents out to a single Mom named Carol Rash. One day Carol noticed that she had underwear missing and set up Ring cameras in her house. According to a complaint filed in Middlesex Superior Court those cameras caught Doug Stevenson smelling her panties and jacking off in her bedroom in April.

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Not only was Spanky Doodle Dandy not arrested for this, despite admitting to doing it (twice) and being caught on film, he still works as a firefighter in town! Part of his duties include going into people’s homes for inspections. Apparently he has since recanted his confession, and Chief Bryan Sorrows has decided to leave his buddy on the department.

Again, according to the complaint he admitted to choking the chicken “at least twice” and stole her underpants.

Case closed.

Although he has not been charged, she did get a restraining order against him and is now suing him and looking for $300K in damages because she was forced to move out. She also lives in fear and is understandably suffering from emotional distress. Ya know, because he masturbated on her bed. But Stevenson’s attorneys are trying to prevent this from happening because the $300K number is arbitrary.

But they are admitting that he paid over $15K per court order for damages already inflicted by being forced to move out of the house where she paid over $3K a month in rent.

The judge ruled against Spanky Doodle and allowed the plaintiff’s motion for approval of attachment on real property for $100K.

Apparently his insurance would not cover damages inflicted from jerkin the gherkin in a tenant’s bedroom. Either way, the fact that this guy isn’t being charged with a crime and is allowed to continue to serve on the Carlisle Fire Department seems problematic for residents of the affluent town.

 

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53 Comment(s)
  • Buford Pusser
    August 11, 2021 at 2:33 am

    He needs to be taken care of the old way.

  • tammy
    HaHaHa
    August 6, 2021 at 12:24 am

    Must be close friends with Ware Post Office Post Master. Sick pedophiles and perverts.

  • TownsendTruth
    July 30, 2021 at 8:01 am

    This is a perfect example of the badge(s) protecting themselves and each other. The best place for sex criminals to hide is behind the badge. Predator Poachers (PP) could spend their whole time on these guys. The Fire and Police Chief are letting this guy continue? The BOS too? Investigate ALL of them!

  • Turtz McGurtz
    July 29, 2021 at 12:44 pm

    Reminds me of the time Paulie sniffed Christopher’s girlfriend’s undies on the Sopranos.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    CalmWhiteDad
    July 29, 2021 at 7:13 am

    Paying $3k a month into the bottomless pit of “rent” is the stupidest financial move a person can make.

    As with all diddlers and deviants, mandatory castration after first offense should be seriously considered. They’ll shut down the world for their fake coof to “protect the vulnerable”, but won’t do a little snip to actually protect people. Shitty clown world.

  • dale woodman
    DEFUND WELFARE
    July 28, 2021 at 9:52 pm

    Next time my house catches on fire , I’m just going to let it burn.
    I don’t want this sick bastard in my yard!

  • This pedo is a TB fan?!
    July 28, 2021 at 9:33 pm

    Of course he is!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    July 28, 2021 at 6:52 pm

    Guys’ a sick fuck and Chief Bryan Sorrows looks like a pedo. wtf.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      July 28, 2021 at 7:02 pm

      The Predator Poachers of Massachusetts neeed to investigate the Carlisle fd. The Firehouse of Many Cums.

  • Caroline Forth
    July 28, 2021 at 6:51 pm

    This is insane! He is a sick sick prick! That is so disturbing… it just goes to show, you never reallllyyyyy know someone and always always trust your gut! This woman deserved $200k in my opinion… $100k isn’t much in the scheme of things, especially considering her rent is almost 3x my mortgage. But how were there no criminal cases brought against him?! Insane!

  • CFD Carlise FD (freak dept)
    July 28, 2021 at 6:01 pm

    Nice move installing the camera, trust your intuition.

    Sick fuck Carlisle rapist firefighter.

    • Boston Irish
      Barney Frank
      July 29, 2021 at 3:20 pm

      Does he have a big cock? Askin for a friend

  • shit head freak
    July 28, 2021 at 5:39 pm

    Sexual deviant
    Pervert
    goofy eyed
    yellow toothed
    fivehead

    Don’t say nuttn bout da Jakes or we let ya house burn!

  • Robert L. Eee
    July 28, 2021 at 5:22 pm

    Excuse me – I missed the part where he was required to register on some type of sex-offender registry as I missed the part he was required to undergo a psych assessment or evaluation for possible therapy. Speaking of evaluations, nowhere did it say DCS or Child Protective was gonna interview him, ya know he beats off on a tenants bed imagine what he does on his own kids beds. Any you were the people burning witches at the stake… Give him a promotion, give the judge a raise but please… Please don’t impose any type of bail.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    ChrisInShrewsbury
    July 28, 2021 at 5:04 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) Where there’s smoke there’s fire (see what I did there): As Unc alluded to, if this guy has been in your home unattended, he’s likely spunked within its confines.
    2) Carol Rash *IS* super hot, there’s no getting around it. She tops the bank at the moment. Granted, I’m going to take care of this in the comfort of my own home.
    3) During a pandemic, where housing is at a premium, being forced out of your abode (with 2 young kids) is fucking terrible. $100k actually seems reasonable to me. Fuck this perv.

  • Harry Callahan
    July 28, 2021 at 4:38 pm

    Is this hack privilege? I don’t believe someone who works in the private sector would have skated after committing these crimes.

  • Bentdick
    July 28, 2021 at 4:01 pm

    Carrot snapping next Olympic sport,fire fuckers lead the way

  • Lou P
    Lou P
    July 28, 2021 at 2:54 pm

    THESE are the articles that will NOT appear in the mainstream media. It requires genuine research, work and effort. Activity that is missing from most of the media today.
    Congratulation on an excellent piece and long live the Turtle !

  • Hanky Panky Spanky
    July 28, 2021 at 2:52 pm

    What does Mrs. Mary Beth (508) Stevenson think (254) about her husband’s actions (3947) ?
    He has to write checks from the Joint assets to pay off this woman for his irresponsible and reprehensible actions. It’s reasonable to conclude her husband is a threat to other women.

    • Scoop
      July 28, 2021 at 4:11 pm

      Right because this is really important stuff.

  • Meat sock
    July 28, 2021 at 2:34 pm

    I’ve never understood beating it into panties. Can someone fill me in how or why this gets guys off?

    • Dr Wu
      Jake Harper
      July 29, 2021 at 7:09 am

      HEH HEH HEH He said “gets off” HEH HEH HEH

  • Ryan Denver’S boat Captain
    July 28, 2021 at 2:22 pm

    The police and Fire Departments decided to do nothing even with video evidence. She should post the video on pornhub with his name on it. She should also email it to everyone and anyone in the area. Email it to his parents, in-laws and his wife every day

  • Michael Bluth
    July 28, 2021 at 2:18 pm

    He’s not a real firefighter he’s a volunteer in a hick town they pretty much have to keep anyone with a pulse

  • Krispen Wah
    July 28, 2021 at 2:16 pm

    He detected heat emanating from her top drawer. He then used his personal hose to rope it out. It was a sticky situation but he’s a hero nonetheless.

    (Also, I can’t unsee that his head makes up 1/3 of his entire body.)

  • Bombed out asshole
    July 28, 2021 at 1:41 pm

    What, you’re gonna kill a guy for hamper hoppin? Get your smells when you can.

  • Greta again
    July 28, 2021 at 1:34 pm

    This is the bullshit that presses my buttons. The cops could arrest him and charge him with several crimes. They won’t because as a fireman he is one of theirs. Ridiculous! It’s B&E daytime c.266s.17, the taking of underwear; larceny -$250 c266s30 a misdemeanor. The B&E is not! As for the jerking off possibly a sex crime because it was in her home. Open and gross lewdness. For Christ’s sake, do the right thing!

  • Shame
    July 28, 2021 at 1:29 pm

    Kinda shitty putting her name out there. You couldve blacked it out . I usually support you but no need to put her out there like that. As a victim in this obviously botched case, criminally anyways, she kinda deserves better.

  • Hugh Mungous
    July 28, 2021 at 1:12 pm

    Wank yerself and sniff, than steal underwear, Nothing to see folks move along. I’m a first responder and I’m vaccinated…. Setting the bar high Carlisle

  • Video evidence
    July 28, 2021 at 1:11 pm

    So there’s video evidence and now he is recanting what he admitted to?? Seems pretty cut and dry. Terminate immediately and let him fight to get his fuckin job back! What a joke. He probably has pics of his boss with farm animals is my guess. Any and all court cost charged to him for fighting an obvious losing case, such bull shit. This country is going to hell in a hand basket, quickly.

  • MCG
    July 28, 2021 at 1:07 pm

    What a F’n creepy weirdo!!!

  • Greta van fleet
    July 28, 2021 at 1:06 pm

    Hope his wife divorces him.

    • Boston Irish
      Boston Irish
      July 29, 2021 at 3:19 pm

      I feel bad for his kids. His wife needs to get rid of this sick fuck

  • Doug Bushman
    Tom's Strap on
    July 28, 2021 at 12:59 pm

    I want to party with him!

  • R.Hyatt
    July 28, 2021 at 12:17 pm

    I heard they were pushing for a settlement because the evidence might not stand up in Court or they could wind up with a hung jury. Also, concerns over a stiff penalty played a definite factor.

    • Slick Willy Jefferson
      July 28, 2021 at 12:50 pm

      He could have at least deposited some semen on a blue Gap dress!

  • Observer
    July 28, 2021 at 12:02 pm

    From now on I’m going to add a line in my rental agreements, that says “I as your landlord is allowed to enter your apartment and smell your underwear”
    This wording is gender neutral, it applies to my male and female tenants.

  • Polishing the FirePole
    July 28, 2021 at 11:54 am

    Well is she hot at least? What kind of reporting is this? If she’s a total smoke, maybe $300k to snap off into a pair of crusty panties is worth it. On the other hand, if she looks like Ratchet Rollins, we need to get this guy off the streets asap. I could go either way on this story….

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      July 28, 2021 at 3:12 pm

      Polishing the firepole LOL

      Thanks for the laugh. Good stuff

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    July 28, 2021 at 11:52 am

    The corrupt democrat maggots take care of their own.

    • Harry Balz
      July 28, 2021 at 2:27 pm

      She is on Facebook. Hint: She doesn’t at all look like Rollins.

      • Mariah
        July 28, 2021 at 2:35 pm

        Sorry Harry
        Stevenson is a registered Republican

    • Gino from Quincy
      July 28, 2021 at 4:55 pm

      Oh yeah because Republicans never have sex scandals or anything like that and Matt Gaetze is a great guy!!! Haha delusional, cousin fucking hillbillies.

      • Don Lemon is a cocksucking negro that should be hung
        July 29, 2021 at 10:09 am

        shut your ignorant WOP mouth you faggot guineau

  • Local real local
    July 28, 2021 at 11:50 am

    What if, after the police incident because they didn’t arrest him he harmed her directly: assault, battery, etc.? This guy shouldn’t be wandering around the streets. He is clearly a danger to himself and others. Shame on his brother firemen for not getting this guy help. The town could put him on temp leave pending psychiatrist approval for RTD. Double shake on them for looking the other way.

  • Mom’s Basement
    July 28, 2021 at 11:47 am

    Them are some expensive panties. She should do a quick inventory on the shoes too. This type usually likes shoes.

    • Mariah
      July 28, 2021 at 2:38 pm

      Do not blame other fireman. They have zero say in this matter and many are disgusted with the inaction of both the Chief and the town administrator.

  • This fireman took care of his fireman!
    July 28, 2021 at 11:43 am

    Nailed it!

  • Rotary Convenience clerk
    July 28, 2021 at 11:34 am

    He patronizes my store all the time, usually to buy scratch tickets. He got a winner one time, lucky SOB!

    • Nadia Seymour
      July 28, 2021 at 12:42 pm

      What type of scratch tickets were these? I’m thinking that they were $10 Scratch and Sniffs…

    • Oh, So They’re Not “Scratch Offs” Anymore?
      July 28, 2021 at 2:40 pm

      Ya cunt.

      • Dean Wormer
        July 28, 2021 at 2:52 pm

        Being a little triggered bitch is no way to go through life, son.

  • Boe Jiden
    Boe Jiden
    July 28, 2021 at 11:30 am

    It’s not like he rubbed her shoulders or sniffed her hair.
    This is an abominable snowman.
    I’m working on brining that $300,000 a month rent down for the people who pay the rent. That’s what renters do. We got 6 million deaths and guns are the covid of murders because crime and you know that. Thank You
    Boe Jiden

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