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Spanky McFarlane Says Cops Are “Greater Threat To Democracy Than Terrorism”

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You might’ve noticed that Spanky McFarlane’s been keeping a low profile lately because he KNOWS the Turtleboy Sports Revolution is on his ass. Everyone in Worcester now knows what a joke this hate-mongering spinster is, so he’s let Old Balls kind of take the reigns as the Telegram and Gazette’s biggest racist. That is until today, when he defended Usaama Rahim, the terrorist who was killed by Boston Police while trying to stab them with a knife:

“So, relative to this latest police shooting in Boston, even if we accept the alleged radicalism and imminent terror campaign of the dead man, there is still the question of whether his killing was justifiable and on this point the word of law enforcement officials is decidedly not trustworthy.”

There it is folks. Clive has officially gone off the deep end. If you are not white, and you hate police enought that you want to kill them, Spanky McFarlane will INSTINCTIVELY have your back. No questions asked. Apparently now we can add “if you are a jiahdist ISIS radical muslim,” to Spanky’s “I got your back” patrol.

Sure there’s mountains of evidence out there that suggest that this guy was undeniably an ISIS-influenced radical who planned to behead police officers. Sure his family got to see the tapes of what exactly transpired, and they have immediately since then stopped blaming the police.

But none of that matters to Spanky, because he was arrested by Mark Rojas 10 years ago for being drunk and disorderly and refusing to leave a bar.

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He wasn’t done though:

Yet, while manufacturing evidence and filing false incident reports by the police could be considered a greater threat to our democracy than terrorism, there has not been any credible and sustained steps taken to monitor and rid law enforcement of such pernicious behavior.


“Police could be considered a greater threat to our democracy than terrorism.” Clive wrote those words, and then Jim Normandin hit the publish button. People PAY to read stuff like this. Advertisers PAY Clive’s salary and health insurance so he can drive around in a BMW convertible and call the police a greater threat to democracy than ISIS and Al-Qaeda. High quality journalism down there on Front Street.

Oh well, we don’t really need to revisit all the way Spanky is a jackrollin dandy. Just remember this one the next time someone has the minerals to call Turtleboy Sports “offensive.” Just copy and paste this gem from Spanky and you automatically win any argument.

The bottom line is that the Telegram should go back to doing what it does best – blatantly plagiarizing our blogs and then pretending like they published the plagiarized work three years ago when everyone and their mother calls them out for it on Facebook:

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43 Comment(s)
  • Realist
    June 7, 2015 at 11:45 am

    To TB nation just run the names that E provided. You know innocent targeted people. All just minding their business all just happened to be 911 calls. So the target good boys were a Fugitive who cut his ankle bracelet who has rap sheet 20 years old, with several violent crimes. Then we have the ex offender in the halfway house who physically confronted the police and finally a guy strung out on Drugs trying to get into peoplehouses naked and talking incoherent.

  • E
    June 7, 2015 at 11:05 am

    I had to change my email because turtleboy is blocking me from commenting obviously a debate is out of the question

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      June 8, 2015 at 12:53 pm

      You’d think Stevie Hambone would be chiding him for obstructing free speech, given what a big deal he makes about it when pimping his own blog.

      • Steve Gambone
        June 9, 2015 at 6:40 am

        TBSpurts aka mini-Carlo the problem E is running into is not a free speech problem. It’s a common online technology problem when you post a bunch of comments too close together time-wise. I’ve seen it happen lots of times on all sorts of different sites. The “victim” starts seeing comment blocking conspiracies that don’t exist.

        Changing e-mails will often work to fix the imagined problem. Being patient and giving more time to the online system does too.

        Hey Spurts aka mini-Carlo shouldn’t you be promoting Carlo’s blog instead of mine? Baldino’s banned from commenting and can’t hawk his blog with Telegram comments.

        Maybe you could out yourself and post comments for Carlo to help him out. Don’t forget to kiss Carlo’s butt the next time you see him Spurts. See ya ’round the internet.

  • E
    June 7, 2015 at 10:41 am

    Turtleboy why are you stopping me from commenting

    • E
      June 7, 2015 at 10:52 am

      I’m being blocked from commenting I’m done obviously turtleboy does want a debate

    • June 7, 2015 at 1:33 pm

      We’re not. You’ve left a million comments already. Please feel free to keep saying stupid things.

  • Realist
    June 7, 2015 at 10:26 am

    Last comment to you E because I want to explain to you again. You say that Blacks are being targeted and gunned down by the Police. You want to debate this based on these people being unarmed. First off when the Police are called and an individual let’s say your example Tony Robinson from Milwakee who was high as a kite as reported by his friend and had just assaulted two people and then struck an officer was killed when Police used Deadly force is not targeting. Targeting E would be the Police just randomly picked a Black person based on color and shot them for an unknown reason. In this case and nearly all others the police were called because of the alleged victims actions. Please find me a targeting incident where this innocent person you claim was murdered was not involved in a crime or resisted arrest. What your advocating for is that any civilian black or white as the Right to engage in physical confrontation with police and the police are just suppose to allow it. Guess what there are people who are allowed to use deadly force and there called the Police. Again a normal person Black or White if you Assault or flee the police you place yourself in danger. My point to you has been that and you can’t and won’t accept that. I have told you that there is racism and yes a small minority of Law Enforcement are a problem but not the epidemic you and others portray. For the most part these Law Enforcement Officers risk their life’s daily to protect people in all neighborhoods. When you don’t have that E anyone’s community will be run by Criminals. So that’s a fact . Please confirm if that was not a fact that your Tony Robinson your targeted person was not in fact involved in assaulting two people and reported and confirmed high on Drugs and physically confronted a cop.

  • E
    June 7, 2015 at 9:34 am

    This is debate you really don’t want to get into surely because I have facts to back my position you have only you flawed opinion so let’s go at it please entertain me with your ignorance

  • E
    June 7, 2015 at 9:32 am

    So let’s have a debate on that instead of you spewing ignorance

  • E
    June 7, 2015 at 9:31 am

    I’m a domestic terrorist because I’m upset about police targeting and killing my community wow you make sense and I don’t support clives position on Boston terrorist because he had a weapon see there’s a difference I’m speaking on the 100 murders at the hands of police of unarmed black men to say that that’s not an issue is is flat out ridiculous

    • BobnMic
      June 7, 2015 at 4:59 pm

      Your community? I thought to be a real American is to embrace us all as our community? Or one community. One community of Americans of diversity and greatness. But keep it coming E because I’ll just make you look/sound even worse.

      • BobnMic
        June 7, 2015 at 5:12 pm

        To not get killed by Police is pretty fucking simple. Don’t break the law then put a cops life or another persons life in danger. Case closed. End of problem. This is not Rocket Science.

  • E
    June 7, 2015 at 9:28 am

    Talk about the five examples I gave you bob n mic let’s have a debate on the issue let’s be intelligent about the issues speak on facts instead of your fabricated bullshit

    • BobnMic
      June 7, 2015 at 4:41 pm

      E – I will gladly debate you any time on this matter and finally put your nonsense to rest.

  • BobnMic
    June 6, 2015 at 11:30 pm

    Wow E. Just Wow. Domestic Terrorist at large. You are on the list for sure. You and TBSpurts should hook up together and have a numb nuts convention.

  • E
    June 6, 2015 at 10:19 pm

    Well here’s five when your done I’ll send you five more
    1. Tony Robinson; Madison, WI:
    2. Anthony Hill; DeKalb County, GA:
    3. Naeschylus Vinzant; Aurora, CO:
    4. Terrance Moxley; Mansfield, OH:

  • E
    June 6, 2015 at 10:09 pm

    I’m gonna start you off with five names once your done googling it I’ll give you 5 more so on and so on

  • E
    June 6, 2015 at 10:07 pm

    If you would have asked I would have told you and your small percentage is based on what cause it sure isn’t from facts

  • E
    June 6, 2015 at 10:06 pm

    I’m confused I looked back at my comments and I never said anything about police being our biggest problem so I’m not sure why your attempting to use your words against me cause I never said that to me a major problem or our biggest issue is income inequality

  • Realist
    June 6, 2015 at 9:49 pm

    Classic where you getting facts 100 unarmed murders your saying of unarmed Blacks most of missed that. Your 40 years of racial profiling without question but let’s not make it out that millions or even hundreds of blacks have been killed by police like the South Carolina case. Your a little follower and again yeah you have about 90 pct chance of getting killed by someone on the street not by the Police. Your dumb point that the Police is biggest problem makes you sound like an idiot. You say that Gangs and crime are being addressed in these Communties maybe that needs to be readdressed. I’ve addressed to you that there are some cases of Police misconduct and actual crimes my point is that it’s a low percentage.

  • E
    June 6, 2015 at 9:22 pm

    How have you called me out mention over 40 years of African Americans being murdered by cops and you mention one month so I’m confused as to what you mean by calling me out on something what also confuses me is your emphatic response on problems in the African American community are you African American I also mention in the month of March there were 100 unarmed police killings and you mention 38 murders as if it holds any weight lmaoo i mean I wouldn’t call 100 murders in a month a small percentage and our community has been dealing with gangs and black on black crime for years so to say we don’t recognize that issue goes to show you have no knowledge of black America period so shut the fuck up

  • Realist
    June 6, 2015 at 9:11 pm

    Your naming the South Carolina incident your one incident. Is there racism in this Country yes and there always will be. You can name incidents for 40 years but again but what about last month in Baltimore. Again you want to deflect from that and focus on your small percentage of the problem being the Police. Are the Police perfect no but what people like yourself and Carlo and Clive have done is focus on a small percentage of Police incidents to be the major problem impacting the Black Community. Guess what your wrong and when people call you on it you immediately cry racism. Gangs, Crime, HS dropout rate are the problems. But you keep worrying about the Police. Again, where are the Black Lives matter people not outraged about the 38 Murders but god forbid a terrorist wielding knife suspect gets killed their up in arms. It’s the same thing when it’s called out by other Blacks their labeled Uncle Toms.

  • E
    June 6, 2015 at 9:04 pm

    Lol where you at turtleboy spurts help me educate these penis wrinkles

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      June 7, 2015 at 2:50 pm

      Sorry, “E”, but one can only educate a willing mind, and that’s a trait you won’t find here among the Turtlebots. It’s a waste of energy to even attempt a reasoned dialog in this forum. That’s the farthest thing from its intent and purpose.

  • E
    June 6, 2015 at 8:59 pm

    And obviously you know nothing about law because resisting arrest doesn’t constitute shooting and killing unarmed men oh yea and a little boy in Cleveland like I said I can give you specifics in the month of March alone the was 100 police killings in America let me know when you want specific cases and the specifics of the case like I said I’m more than willing to share them with you turtle boy and turtle boys audience

  • E
    June 6, 2015 at 8:54 pm

    But realist I can give you specifics of you want give you some homework do some research I think you will change your position quick

  • E
    June 6, 2015 at 8:48 pm

    Ok so the guy who ran in South Carolina deserved to be shot and you have no clue as who I look up too ask Colin Powell what he thinks about racism and what’s going on today trust me he’ll feel the same way president Obama one I look up to he feels the same way and why are you worried about a city you can care less about and if you do what have you done to change the situation in those city’s and do you really want me to mention specifics I will gladly explain cases that date back 40 years of African Americans being murdered by police officers there is a long history of it and again how can you speak on racism when you have never experienced It that’s crazy to me and you can’t use the excuse I have a black friend that just sound idiotic

  • Larry Mondello
    June 6, 2015 at 8:42 pm

    Clive, Old Balls, and the rest of the crew are not your friends and neighbors. There is nothing salt of the earth or easy going about them. They are totalitarian haters with a similar mindset to Uncle Joe Stalin, Hitler, and Charlie Manson. They see themselves as superior to the rest of us while seeking money and influence. Never trust them. Never listen to them. They are narcissistic to the core.

  • Realist
    June 6, 2015 at 8:28 pm

    E name all these incidents of the so called police cases. What are there a handful you moron. How many police calls across America are made in a single day. You don’t seem to concerned about the inner cities of Baltimore or Chicago where walking the streets your life is in danger from gangs or other low lifes. There was 38 people Murdered in the Month of May in Baltimore not by the police. Keep living and using excuses of racism. It’s funny people like you and who you look up to Carlo and Clive never mention the violence like the murdered 38 but you love to find the handful Police incidents. And yeah guess what when you resist arrest you risk getting hurt or maybe killed. It’s not the right of Criminals to resist arrest and attempt to do harm to law enforcement . Stop using racism as an excuse for all the problems facing the Black Community. Maybe have role models like a Colin Powell instead of the morons you follow or should I say the excuse makers and racebaiters.

    • Wabbitt
      June 7, 2015 at 5:27 pm

      These idiots also don’t mention the seven year old shot in a drive by in Dorchester. Where were his protests? Where is his justice?

      Nope. It’s the white man’s fault when minorities kill each other.

  • E
    June 6, 2015 at 7:54 pm

    And my community has been targeted by police for years the difference now is smart phones they are getting caught for what they are doing so

    • Wabbitt
      June 7, 2015 at 5:24 pm

      Good job taking four comments to get all of your bullshit out.

      You know, you can make separate paragraphs in a single comment. Just like I’m doing now. Crazy! Technology these days.

  • E
    June 6, 2015 at 7:53 pm

    Just an FYI if you’ve never experienced racism or profiling you have no fucking right to speak on shit

  • E
    June 6, 2015 at 7:52 pm

    Oh and realist I didn’t know that resisting arrests gives permission for police officers to kill people

  • E
    June 6, 2015 at 7:42 pm

    You people are morons it’s crazy to me how people who have never experienced racism can even speak on it you sound like fools

  • RSoxGuy
    June 6, 2015 at 10:50 am

    Clive has hated this country for so long. Clive has been abused and oppressed by this country for so long. Why doesnt Clive go back to Jamaica? Ohh right, Jamaica, other than the resorts owned by white supremacists, is a 3rd world shit hole. Hmmmm….

  • Realist
    June 6, 2015 at 9:22 am

    Don’t you know in their world you should have the Right to disrespect attempt to injure or even kill Police when questioned. In the world of Clive and Carlo double Crazy Boys , the Police have no Right to enforce laws or question Blacks it’s racism or targeting. It’s amazing in all these so called targeting issues their victims have either assaulted or resisted arrest. The way Double CC’s report its innocent young Black Men being targeted and killed by Nazi type Police Officers.
    Here’s an idea in all your bullshit circle jerks go back and teach your community respect is a two way street. When an Officer is treated with respect by any American black or white it responds respectfully back and when you don’t run or resist your chances of physical confrontation is basically non existent. I’ve mentioned it several times in here their bull shit race baiting and calling out this alleged Police problem instead of calling out the real problem of the out of control inner cities such as Baltimore and Chicago are the real problems facing Black Lives. But with the Double CC’s it’s much easier to address their racebaiting agenda. Here’s an idea take responsibility, stop making excuses for people who are scumbags like this terrorist and Mike Brown. Nice job defend a terrorist and a Gang Banger.

  • Soviet Russian
    June 6, 2015 at 8:42 am

    Clive is a shitbird. Usama Rahim got what he deserved. Here’s a tip for all you: Dont attack police and FBI with a knife and they won’t shoot you.

    • ShastaMcNasty
      June 6, 2015 at 9:20 am

      And now I know.
      …and knowing is half the battle.

  • Steve Gambone
    June 6, 2015 at 5:32 am

    Yes, Chive McFastlane… manufacturing evidence and filing false columns could be considered a greater threat to our democracy than terrorism. There has not been any credible and sustained steps taken to monitor and rid the Telegram of such pernicious behavior.

    Oh sure. Deleting all the Baldino comments is a step but Chive and Baldino still promote the fascism of the Politically Correct Klan. The PCK continues to add new unspeakable words to the “do not speak” list. You colorblind folks didn’t know you were born racists did you? Well… I guess if you were born black and colorblind you’d just be oppressed by the white man.

    It’s true. Just ask Chive McFastLane… he’s the official spokesman for the ideology that automatically imposes an ever increasing toll on society. And as a member of the onion family Chive can slice and dice any issue into an anti-white rant that can make any reasonable adult cry.

    • TurtleBoySpurts
      June 6, 2015 at 10:55 am

      Stevie Hambone, how’s the reader count going over at your Brown Star blog? Remember, refresh, refresh, refresh, baby. It’s your best and only hope of seeing those numbers rise. That’s a statistical certainty.

      • Steve Gambone
        June 6, 2015 at 10:01 pm

        Thanks for reminding me TBSpurts aka mini-Carlo. Not about the reader count… that’s not a concern. I had to let my Wormtown-Telegram simulator blogs slide a bit while I documented the Carlo ban stuff. Then I had to start working on my next LTE where I play a race card.

        Meanwhile over at the Wormtown Star there’s still plenty of prep to do. With Baldino trapped in his blog and more folks starting to post against him it should free up some time so I can get the cartoons and articles ready. Plus I want to run some help wanted ads that discriminate… “No whites need apply”… and that sort of thing.

        Nice chatting with ya TBSpurts. Say Hi to Carlo for me the next time you’re there kissing his butt.

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