You might’ve noticed that Spanky McFarlane’s been keeping a low profile lately because he KNOWS the Turtleboy Sports Revolution is on his ass. Everyone in Worcester now knows what a joke this hate-mongering spinster is, so he’s let Old Balls kind of take the reigns as the Telegram and Gazette’s biggest racist. That is until today, when he defended Usaama Rahim, the terrorist who was killed by Boston Police while trying to stab them with a knife:
“So, relative to this latest police shooting in Boston, even if we accept the alleged radicalism and imminent terror campaign of the dead man, there is still the question of whether his killing was justifiable and on this point the word of law enforcement officials is decidedly not trustworthy.”
There it is folks. Clive has officially gone off the deep end. If you are not white, and you hate police enought that you want to kill them, Spanky McFarlane will INSTINCTIVELY have your back. No questions asked. Apparently now we can add “if you are a jiahdist ISIS radical muslim,” to Spanky’s “I got your back” patrol.
Sure there’s mountains of evidence out there that suggest that this guy was undeniably an ISIS-influenced radical who planned to behead police officers. Sure his family got to see the tapes of what exactly transpired, and they have immediately since then stopped blaming the police.
But none of that matters to Spanky, because he was arrested by Mark Rojas 10 years ago for being drunk and disorderly and refusing to leave a bar.
He wasn’t done though:
Yet, while manufacturing evidence and filing false incident reports by the police could be considered a greater threat to our democracy than terrorism, there has not been any credible and sustained steps taken to monitor and rid law enforcement of such pernicious behavior.
“Police could be considered a greater threat to our democracy than terrorism.” Clive wrote those words, and then Jim Normandin hit the publish button. People PAY to read stuff like this. Advertisers PAY Clive’s salary and health insurance so he can drive around in a BMW convertible and call the police a greater threat to democracy than ISIS and Al-Qaeda. High quality journalism down there on Front Street.
Oh well, we don’t really need to revisit all the way Spanky is a jackrollin dandy. Just remember this one the next time someone has the minerals to call Turtleboy Sports “offensive.” Just copy and paste this gem from Spanky and you automatically win any argument.
The bottom line is that the Telegram should go back to doing what it does best – blatantly plagiarizing our blogs and then pretending like they published the plagiarized work three years ago when everyone and their mother calls them out for it on Facebook: