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Special guest turtle rider of the day is a Momma turtle rider out of Shrewsbury. She and Uncle Turtleboy delved into the INSANE details of former State Senate President Stan Rosenberg’s ex-husband’s sexual harassment and assault charges. It’s one of the wildest and most erotic reads of all time. If you ever wanna come on with UT, send us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and we can make that happen for ya.
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