Spoiled Selfie Queen Whines About Losing Entire Rent Payment Using Cash App With No Way Of Recovering Funds In The Least Believable Gofundme I’ve Seen Today

Spoiled Selfie Queen Whines About Losing Entire Rent Payment Using Cash App With No Way Of Recovering Funds In The Least Believable Gofundme I’ve Seen Today




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Meet Raquel Torres.

Raquel is clearly pretty good at manipulating angles, lighting and filters to look strikingly like a former Disney Channel Star halfway down the post-fame spiral. She’s not good at other things, though, like paying her rent

or coming up with remotely plausible explanation as to why she can’t pay.

This is one of the most apathetic gofundme campaigns I have ever seen get donations. No ghetto black mold, no crumbling structures, no sack full of cash she was going to deposit in the morning before a white van full of Jesus loving sex traffickers broke in and stole right before being scared off by a billion thoughts and prayers on the internet. Nope, she sent the money through Cash App, a payment app owned by Square Cash, and they lost it in a vague and undisclosed manner, and are refusing to refund. And her bank was like, “Nah brah, this transaction is too personal for your personal checking account, nothing we can do.” So as much as she hates to do it, her only option is to beg for cash online. Especially because her landlord is not the nicest person, but quite to the contrary, he is not a good person at all. Presumably because he expects the agreed upon amount paid on the agreed upon day to continue to allow her to live on his property.

Honestly, this story is so easy to poke holes in it makes ME feel lazy. Let’s start with Cash App. It’s an app similar to Venmo, or Paypal, where you can wire money to any recipient in minutes. I don’t know where the logic lies in taking rent payments through an app, as it opens up a whole new can of bullshit that transcends the “Check got lost in the mail” excuse, but sure. Let’s assume that her landlord is enough of a sap to accept rent payments via app, as opposed to traditional bank wire, personal check, or just knocking on the door and collecting cash or a money order. She sends the money and – whoops! It’s lost. And even though common sense says that a transfer isn’t going to just vanish into mid air, let’s say that it did. Both Square cash AND the bank did nothing, you’re just out the money, no fault of your own, no refunds?

Hmm. Looks like Cash App does in fact offer refunds….

And has a pretty customer-slanted dispute process. As far as the bank goes, total bullshit. I would think that most adults understand that the vast majority of banks and lenders will refund disputed transactions quickly pending an investigation. Even if you don’t see a quick turnaround on the refund because you bank out of Buford, Wyoming or something, the 1975 Fair Credit Billing Act protects your right to dispute transactions. That’s the same law that limits your losses to $50 if your card is stolen and used, unless it’s a pin transaction on a debit card. Call me presumptuous, but Bootleg J-Lo’s rent is probably over $50. There is no way they said, “Nah, too personal of a transaction.” I honestly don’t even know what that means. If your Cash App legitimately somehow vaporized your rent payment in transit to your landlord’s account like some Vietcong snipers waiting in the trees, you would be more than entitled to file a dispute. Most landlords will be fine with a one time missed rent payment accompanied by proof of a transaction dispute and maybe a small goodwill payment, if you really rent from that much of a dick. Even if your landlord happens to be some sort of frigid Dickens character, by the time you were to even get to court you’d be fine, as you can cure an eviction by paying, up to the day you get court paperwork, which generally takes about a month. And no landlord is going to want to incur the time and expense evicting a good tenant who had a lapse. The courts don’t make it easy.

I’m not even going to touch her totally unbiased, level headed assessment of her landlord’s character. Any skag who clutters up the internet with this drivel:


Definitely does not take any sort of expectation of personality accountability well.

Well, you’re going to have to wait, because you can’t even pay your dirt-cheap rent. You can’t Venmo over your mortgage. I bet those strangers holding a key didn’t lose their down payment over a phone app.

Hilariously, this broad actually managed to find herself an even dumber financial plan:


Eh, if I were you, I actually would’ve gone with that one first.

22 Comment(s)
  • Phil Housley
    December 13, 2018 at 7:57 pm

    Hey Raquel

    I’l give ya the baby you want and desire, now spread those fat thighs and make sure the box is shaved.

  • marilu
    December 13, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    Yeah i mean, she’s already using heavily filtered photos that show her body off to hopefully get paid as much as possible which is basically digital prostitution lol soo why not just go all the way like a lot of low life gals do for this exact reason

  • Jefe
    December 12, 2018 at 2:47 pm

    That first pic of her on the left is not her, it’s Chachi Gonzales.

  • Strip
    December 12, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    She should do some stripping for some $$. I would tip her well. She is hotter than any strippers I have ever seen.

  • Bongo Fury
    December 12, 2018 at 2:24 pm

    “Ladies, we no longer slashin tires and messin up his shoes.”

    We need to reduce the number of latino savages in this country. They’re nothing but problems. The purpose of Puerto Rico is to keep them at enough of a distance where they’re less of a problem. Why the fuck are they still coming here now?

    • marilu
      December 13, 2018 at 2:19 pm

      Because this is MA, the state that bends over through hoops backwards for them. Their quality of life in this state is so much better than it is on their home island, & better than it is for natives of this state, so of course they flock here.
      There’s plenty that are great but there are also many that give them the bad name who I wish would just stay behind & not make MA worse than it already is.

  • Dr. Cock
    December 12, 2018 at 12:48 pm

    I’ll pay her rent if ahe lets me blast her up her cornhole.

  • Mr. Potter
    December 12, 2018 at 10:00 am

    Who are these numbskulls giving their money away to help support bullshit fairy tales like this? there are millions of shitters in the US who see nothing wrong with not just accepting free money under false pretenses but will also hand over their own without any doubt or skepticism to stop them.

  • Dick LaBone
    December 12, 2018 at 8:57 am

    Never trust a girl with eyebrows like a pubic landing strip…

  • Yuck
    December 12, 2018 at 5:41 am

    Another sharpie eyebrowed dunce. Don’t know why she is begging on GFM; anyone wanna bet she has a flourishing career on pornhub?

  • Stunt Penis
    December 11, 2018 at 7:54 pm

    She can always turn tricks for rent money.

    women always have a commodity men are willing to pay for.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 11, 2018 at 7:45 pm

    Wow we may have the new Princeza Aponte!

  • z
    December 11, 2018 at 7:37 pm

    If she’s using a cash app online then that bank out of Buford, Wyoming is online. Which means they have access to the who, when and what of the transaction. Not any different than a 1 or 4-5 or 50+ branch bank in Mass. If anything Buford might be able to figure it out even quicker because it probably is a lot smaller with not a lot of activity than the average F.I. Gives the backroom people something to do.

    About the only way the who, when and what might take longer is a IAT International Automated Clearing House transaction. I have no idea why it’s not called IACH. With those your financial institution might have to dig a little bit because the other side is a foreign F.I. That is assuming that a transaction really took place.

    The banks books have to balance. They just can’t say “Oh, we are only out 3 cents”. Yeah, $9,999.999.97 off in debits and $10,000,000.00 off in credits. You are out millions but the net is 3 cents. You look for it. If the money left from her bank account, the bank knows when it went, down to the time in seconds. If they sent it because they received an automated withdrawal request from the App then Square Cash and bank should have this info.

    They have no reason to screw her over. Screwing her over would cost more than the rent money.

  • Good Stuff
    December 11, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    I love all of your articles Bristol and I think you are the most apathetic writer here!

    • December 11, 2018 at 9:06 pm

      Thems some mixed signals, son. Thank you And, fuck you….?

      • Good Stuff
        December 11, 2018 at 11:04 pm

        I’m not sure you understand what apathetic means.
        I meant no disrespect and with that being said, now that you’re making the big bucks blogging here I hope you use all of that money to go back to school and get your GED.

      • Good Stuff
        December 11, 2018 at 11:41 pm

        Let me apologize Bristol. Sometimes after reading these depressing blog stories I become negative.

        I think you’re doing great work and if you put the effort into it that Uncle Turtleboy does maybe you too could some day be the proud owner of a 2003 Ford Taurus with a filthy dashboard and broken windshield wipers.

        Go Worcester!!

  • Ungawah
    December 11, 2018 at 6:54 pm

    She looks like the recreation director on the SS Douche Canoe

  • Y
    December 11, 2018 at 6:51 pm

    I’ll rent to her for a small fee

    • Z
      December 12, 2018 at 1:05 pm

      We can split the fee.

  • Clitty Litter
    December 11, 2018 at 6:44 pm

    Disney Channel Star pre- baby.


  • Maggie the Cat
    December 11, 2018 at 6:35 pm

    Her I.Q. must be in the negative numbers.

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