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Stalky McGee Just Got Out Of Jail And Wants Us To Expose The Victims Who Put Him There, Including An ADA Who He Threatened To Kill Several Times, Based On Prison Butt Buddy’s Forensic Analysis


This is Adam Walker, who appears to have lived in Shrewsbury, Framingham, and Natick.

Years ago he worked in the healthcare industry.

But that was before he was convicted of multiple counts of stalking. And he might just be the most diabolical, twisted fuckstain we’ve ever blogged about. Here’s the backstory.



  • He had a harassment order taken out against him by a woman who he claimed was his girlfriend but was really his therapist
  • In 2016 a judge held him without bail after sending a series of threatening emails and Facebook messages to an ADA who prosecuted him in the past, as well as one of his former defense attorneys
  • He has a long and documented history of ignoring court orders to leave victims alone
  • In one case he sent his therapist packages and messages, despite a restraining order out against him to do so, was arrested for it, and immediately began contacting her again as soon as he got out of jail
  • His probation officer said he was “beyond the scope of probation” because he violated court orders so much while out on probation
  • He admitted to state police that he sent the ADA the threatening messages and tried to friend request him, he also admitted that he knew what he was doing was wrong

He has been incarcerated ever since, but got out recently because and started updating his Facebook page with more links to music, specifically about killing people.

Well, look who was in our inbox this week….

They get out of jail and the first thing they do is contact Turtleboy. Never fails.

Notice how he mentions Joe Early. This nudnik did his homework. He knows that we’ve blogged about corrupt DA Joe Early more times than I can count, and he thought that this would get our attention.

He sent a link he wanted us to read, but it was a million pages long.

John Sares was the ADA he was charged with stalking. And the “girlfriend” he said he was convicted for sending a Christmas card to wasn’t really his girlfriend. It was the therapist who had a restraining order out against him.

Pro tip – if you’re going to send us a story idea and tell us to look into it, that’s exactly what we’re going to do. And generally stories that begin with, “I’m a convicted criminal, but only because of a massive conspiracy between my own attorney and the DA’s office,” isn’t going to pass the smell test.

Look who he mentioned next….

Judge Bibaud. The guy at the center of Biblowgate. This nutjob does his homework. He knows that Early and Bibaud are at the top of our shitlist.

At this point he was ready to give up because we “don’t get stuff.”

Holy shit, it’s Rian Waters 2.0. He’s a genius who has the legal system figured out, but everyone is working in a conspiracy against him.

According to him the ADA edited the threatening Facebook messages he received from Adam Walker, he lied about when he received the messages, he “removed” the messages (whatever that means), and it’s all a moot point because free speech allows him to send threatening messages to people.

He sent us a few documents to prove that he was the innocent victim in a massive state coverup. First was a “Digital Analysis and Forensics Report” conducted by someone by the name of Manuel Robert Lucero V. Read the whole thing hereIt’s wild. In classic Rian Waters form it starts off looking legitimate.

They have a table of contents and everything, that outlines the evidence submitted for analysis.

Keep in mind, he admitted to state police that he sent all of those threats to the ADA, but this is supposed to prove he didn’t.

There’s tons of shit with citations, and big words. I don’t know what any of it means and neither does the guy who put it together.

But this is supposed to prove his innocence nonetheless.

I actually wasted a lot of time reading the whole thing because it was fascinating to see how insane these idiots are.

The “forensic analysis” contains all of the messages that Adam Walker sent ADA Sares. It’s tons of shit over the court of a month, including random YouTube videos, and messages that range from creepy to threatening.


He blamed Sares for being the reason he can no longer be a paramedic, threatened to force him to shove his JD up his own asshole, and compared him to Jerry Sandusky.

He challenged Sares to a fight, and said that he’ll stop harassing him if he fights him.   

He tells Sares to “sleep tight,” and says that he is ‘off to never never land,” while Walker “rips your poetry of lies and deceit,” quoting Metallica. He says that he was in the Navy, made reference to bombs, and told Sares that he was about to find out, “exactly what I am.” He also calls him a “cunt” and a “fucking coward” for good measure.

This was the last message he sent before being arrested.


But according to the conclusions reached in the forensic analysis, the messages used against Adam Walker to convict him of stalking were INACCURATE!!

Because…..I dunno. Go back and read the file and you tell me. It gives me a headache.

The analysis also concluded that Adam Walker never friend requested Sares, even though he admitted to the police that he did.

The analysis also says that Sares was lying when he said that he received all of the messages on the same day, because this is IMPOSSIBLE!!

Except that’s exactly how filtered messages work. You don’t get a notification that you have a message from someone who you’re not friends with on Facebook. But if you go through your folder of hidden messages one day you’ll see all of the messages that people who aren’t friends with you sent at once.

We knew this “forensic analyst” was obviously a moron, so we Googled Manuel Robert Lucero V, and wouldn’t ya know it? He was a prison butt buddy of Adam Walker, released in 2018 and now living in California.

Google his name and watch what comes up.

He’s sued the Mass Public Safety Secretary and Sheriff Evangelidis for allegedly violating his civil rights.

Check out the docket here to see who wrote him an after David.

Adam Walker and a bunch of other prisoners of course.

Manny also sued California officials in October of last year, after he was released from jail in Massachusetts, returned to the Golden State, and didn’t like the fact that he had to follow conditions of parole out there. Read about it here.

Spoiler alert – he lost.

Adam also sent me a 55 page file of nonsense, recounting his recent bullshit lawsuit alleging that he was somehow wronged in his multiple convictions for stalking.

I stopped reading it after a while because it gave me a popsicle headache, and he’s since taken it down once he realized this blog was not going to go the way he thought it would. But we still have it up and can see the whole thing. It’s just a bunch of whiny bullshit about how he went through lawyers left and right, because they were “unwilling to present facts of the matter.”

In other words, he fed them a bunch of convoluted bullshit, they urged him to plea since he’s clearly guilty, and he fired one after the other. That’s why he’s pulling a Rian Waters and representing himself now.

He literally quotes “Bill Shakespeare” on the pleading.

He also says it’s a conflict of interest for Joe Early’s office to prosecute him for stalking and harassing someone in Joe Early’s office who previously prosecuted him.

For additional rabbit hole reading click here to see Manuel Lucero’s website/collection of bullshit.

Looks like it didn’t go the way you planned Adam.

The bottom line is, if you’re gonna come to us with a story and you want us to expose someone, you better make sure that you’re not the real villain in the story. Because we will research, we will find out everything about you, and we will expose you. The fact that this psychotic piece of shit is in Shrewsbury right now should alarm everyone in that town. This is an animal who a Judge ruled had to be held without bail because he’s that big of a threat.


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18 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    Par for the course.
    July 18, 2019 at 10:34 am


    Seems like the average Turtle Boy fan to me.

  • Wet blanket
    July 18, 2019 at 7:28 am

    The one thing that regretfully lingers from the Reagen days is the closing of state mental hospitals.

    We need a place for people like this.

  • Sulfer Powder
    July 18, 2019 at 4:41 am

    Stalking his own attorney? That’s a new one on me. This guy is so twisted, he’s going to destroy himself eventually. His brain is going to do him in. Hopefully sooner rather than later.

  • Y
    July 18, 2019 at 12:36 am

    Hi Clarice

  • Frank Underwood
    July 17, 2019 at 11:16 pm

    After today, I will be on the prowl again and would love to have a few drinks with this sexy beast.

  • uncle randy
    July 17, 2019 at 10:13 pm

    I kind of want to put on Ride The Lightning now.

  • Dr Kervorkian
    July 17, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    Just take him to the vet’s and put him to sleep.

  • whatevuh
    July 17, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    So, if you are fucking nuts, are you aware that you are fucking nuts?

    • Minored in Psych
      July 18, 2019 at 10:42 am

      Just in case that question isn’t rhetorical the answer is that the crazy people generally do not think that they are crazy. They may understand that they are perceived by others as crazy and may also acknowledge that their behavior is crazy but they believe their delusions and will go to great lengths to defend their actions. They may understand perfectly well when they are lying or when something they believe is logically disproven but they still cling to the underlying premise.

  • Adam Walker
    July 17, 2019 at 9:20 pm

    I am Adam Walker. I enjoy cock. Prison sucked, but so did I. I also got buttstuck a lot. BTW, I am a pussy with no balls. That’s why everyone call me a bitch in prison. True story.

  • Mark
    July 17, 2019 at 8:41 pm

    The “Digital Analysis and Forensics Report” link doesn’t work. Just a heads up.

  • MrSmiley
    July 17, 2019 at 8:33 pm

    Both PC heroes. Rippers, diddlers n stalkers have no civil rights.

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    July 17, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    I want to give him a gift certificate to Jen Royle’s restaurant.

    If she hugs him once, she’ll never get rid of him. They deserve each other.

    • george costanza
      the angry taint
      July 17, 2019 at 8:45 pm

      You sir have won the internet today……(me golf clapping)

  • Judge dread
    July 17, 2019 at 7:36 pm

    Lucero’s Army MOS 35a = Military Intelligence

    Highly doubt that’s true.

    They’re all a bunch of ratchets and the fact none of them are employed in the computer industry or anything else but non-profit doesn’t surprise me.

    Try to get Lucero’s military record from the DA- 10 to 1 he was an activist pain in the ass that probably spent time in the brig. Check his discharge.

    • Judge dread
      July 17, 2019 at 7:42 pm

      Laws exist about lying about your military career- I’m pretty sure.

  • Time to take out the trash
    July 17, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    Another candidate for the Star Chamber.

  • Forensic PsychoANALysis
    July 17, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    In my esteemed humble opinion and armed with my PHD I believe Adam Walker is jonesing for his cellies black dick and will engage in criminal behsviour until he is placed back with his butt blasting black cellmate. Adam is infatuated with blavk penis in his mouth and anus on a daily basis and craves this intamcy. He belongs back behind bars with his lover.

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