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State Rep Michelle Dubois Demands State House Take Down Civil War General Thomas Hooker Entrance Because It’s Demeaning To Women And Racist

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Remember Brockton State Representative Michelle Dubois? The woman who warned drug dealers that the feds were coming from, and in turn endangered law enforcement officers and disrupted a federal investigation?

The same woman who claimed that she works for US citizens 95% of the time, and illegal immigrants 5% of the time:

Then changed that ratio to 90-10 upon second thought:

Well, she’s taken a year off from being the most insane elected official who’s ever lived, but she came back with a vengeance today…..

“Tone deaf patriarchal naming of an entrance.”

This is the wokest thing that has ever appeared on the Internet. Someone get this woman a participation certificate!

Just to be clear. General Joseph Hooker was a decorated Civil War General from the  town of Hadley. He was aggressive as a General and was one of Lincoln’s favorites. He defeated Robert E. Lee at the battle of Chancellorsville, which ultimately helped bring and end to slavery in the United States. Without him you could argue that black people might’ve been enslaved for much longer.

We write about some really, really grimy people on a daily basis, but this is literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen on Facebook. Ever. And she’s an elected official.

“I know many don’t want to even have this conversation but really who but a historian (or a historical minded person) would connect this sign with a historical figure?”

The fact that she thinks that this guy is so obscure that only a nerdy Jeopardy contestant would know who he is, illustrates the amazing level of stupidity we are dealing with here. Most kids currently enrolled at Brockton High School in AP History probably know who he is. And here is their elected official making an absolute FOOL of herself by assuming that this historical figure’s last name is referring to a prostitute.

“#MeToo – It’s not all about rape and sexual harassment it’s also about disregard for the majority of women’s feelings and dignity for the raising up and false protection of a statue of a long dead general.”

This right here is why people stopped taking the Me Too movement seriously. Because stupid people like Michelle Dubois have coopted the movement and completely ruined everything it originally stood for. Disregard for the “majority” of women’s feelings? First of all, your feelz are irrelevant. There’s nothing that has ever mattered less than your feelings. Secondly, the fact that she thinks the “majority” of women are offended by this shows you just how out of touch she is with reality. She even got called out on it by her friend:

Sweet baby Jesus. It doesn’t get any dumber than this.

Even if you did not know who General Hooker was, any person with a brain would ASSUME that he’s a historical figure. I went to Arthur F. Sullivan Middle School. No clue who that guy is, nor do I care. We don’t name buildings after whores. At least until Bill Clinton gets a memorial. But if I saw a building called “Cumrag” I would assume it’s named after a Mr. or Mrs. Cumrag, and not an actual rag used to clean up semen.

If she wanted to learn about who General Hooker was all she had to do was Google it. But instead she had to have her “woke” moment, so she took to Facebook, hoping to get some cheap likes, and she completely fucked it up in the process.

She didn’t stop there though. She doubled down. Over, and over, and over again:

A blatant double entendre? This woman cannot be serious. The guy’s name is Hooker. He can’t help that!! He probably got made fun of all the time in middle school, and now this ratchet State Rep from Brockton is doing it all over again.

Wait till these poor guys get their names stricken from the record books:

She also thinks the sign is “oppression” because it doesn’t list the General’s first name:

Oh for fuck’s sake. Has anyone ever referred to the Lincoln Memorial as the Abraham Lincoln Memorial? Or the Jefferson Memorial? Or perhaps we should refer to the nation’s capital as George Washington DC. After all, first names are important to immature 12 year olds like Michelle Dubois who can’t help but snicker if you have a funny sounding last name.

Once she found out who General Hooker was she decided she “liked him”, but still demanded change:

Keep in mind, this woman voted to give herself a gigantic pay raise a year ago. This is what we are paying her to do. Demand statues and signs be moved around because she’s too stupid to pass a high school history test.

Here’s the best part – she wants the name changed because she heard middle school kids giggling about it:

Yes, that’s right. She stopped using this entrance because 8th grade boys laughed when they saw the word “Hooker.” This is her peer group. As a result of this act of patriarchy she no longer uses that entrance. Unless of course it’s raining. Then she’s willing to put feminism on hold so she doesn’t get wet.

Naturally her idiotic followers decided that the entrance should be renamed as well:

Frederick Douglass is a great American hero. He’s also got a bunch of shit named after him. Nevertheless we should add one more because this State Rep from Brockton has the mentality of a horny 8th grade boy.

So what did she do when she saw those 8th grade boys teasing the 8th grade girls?

So she had a chance to teach these impressionable young men about General Hooker and the importance of treating women with respect, but she passed on it and decided to whine on Facebook instead. Makes sense.

No Michelle, it’s not a problem. A girl potentially being teased by a boy because a General has a funny last name is not a problem. The fact that you think it is sums up just how unsuited for office you truly are.

She just couldn’t walk away from the computer…..

Don’t worry Michelle, this isn’t the only reason for people not to vote for you. There’s also the fact that you spend your time as a lawmaker tipping off drug dealers that the cops are coming, and liking boycott pages of blogs you don’t like:

Oh, and apparently it’s also racist too:

Times up on white supremacy!! Ya got that? The Civil War General who helped eradicate the enslavement of black people is a symbol of white supremacy. This woman is dumber than my left foot.

Keep in mind, she posted this last week:

Michael Capuano is an entrenched white man who has served in Congress for two decades. He’s being challenged by a younger African-American woman named Ayanna Pressley. And Michelle Dubois, who is VERY concerned about white supremacy, is supporting the entrenched old white guy instead of the young black woman.

Michelle Dubois, it looks like it’s you who is the racist.

Oh, and she’s naturally BFFL’s with this thing…..

Tracy Novick is a disease that just will not go away. Of course she’d be friends with this nudnik.

Anyway, Michelle Dubois is up for reelection in November. If she gets elected again then I have completely lost my faith in humanity. It’s not like she won by much last time:

This woman is an ignorant disgrace and a humiliation to the democratic party. Every single democrat in the State House should stand up and loudly disassociate with this woman. You wanna get rid of Trump? Then get rid of people like this from your party. Because they’ve completely ruined everything that Franklin Roosevelt and John Kennedy created.

37 Comment(s)
  • Long Dick Dong
    March 16, 2018 at 11:20 pm

    Maybe this fat cunt can champion the cause to outlaw ‘pop-poo platters at Chinese restaurants so I don’t have to feel like I’m eating shit all the time. Just kidding! Go suck a fat cock Dubois, you need it.

  • Dick Hertz
    March 16, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    Change the name to the “Dick Hertz from Holden” entrance. 

  • Your opinion doesn’t matter
    March 16, 2018 at 4:16 pm

    Another example of an “educated” person that is so stupid she can’t grasp the simple concept that the name has no correlation to women.

    I’m sure she is of the opinion that president Trump is mentally unstable yet can offer no evedance of it. I just read a whole  article and her responses to comments that clearly illustrate she is mentally ill and not fit for office!!!

  • BJ
    March 16, 2018 at 12:52 pm

    Oh for fucks sake, what the fuck? Is there anything liberals don’t completely fuck up all in the name of political correctness and warm fuzzy feelz? Guaranteed these assholes were picked on as kids because they were such little douche bags and now have political power and are determined to tell everyone else how to live, what and what not to say or think. Mind your own damn business and leave shit alone.

  • What????
    March 16, 2018 at 10:29 am

    Her last name is French. It means “of the wood”, which makes 8th grade boys giggle and think about erections, and, “wood” is a symbol of the patriarchy.

    She should change her own name and forget about the sign…

  • BIG JIM
    March 15, 2018 at 9:41 pm

    Something deeply troubling with that area.

  • Adam
    March 15, 2018 at 4:11 pm

    I live on a street called Hooker Ave. It is a little odd when every time I order something or have something delivered. Just to be short I say “Hooker Ave.” like prostitute. That clears it up pretty good. My understanding is there is somewhat serious belief that the word Hooker comes from “Fighting” Joe Hooker who used to keep a lot of Hookers in camp. There was also a neighborhood in Washington DC called “The Hook” known for its hookers. Those two things came together and after the Civil War hookers became popularly called Hookers. I asked my neighbors of they wanted to change the name of the street to “Nice Street” but nobody was interested. I don’t at all care about the general, but it’s annoying to always have the pizza delivery guy chuckle and I do think that women who live on the street do not love the association.

  • Woddy
    March 15, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    We always joke that they force all of the lobbyists to come in through the Hooker Entrance. No one ever jokes about actual prostitutes.

    What a dummy. She doesn’t even know the culture of her own workplace…uh—wokeplace.

  • KimberlyS
    KJDS
    March 15, 2018 at 2:33 pm

    TJ Hooker is not amused.

    Seriously, whoever is running against this total dingbat has an enormous amount of mud ready and waiting to be slung at her.

  • citypoint
    Citypoint
    March 15, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    Michelle Dubois: fighting to stay relevant among a field of irrelevants

  • Lou Skuntz
    March 15, 2018 at 12:48 pm

    What a complete waste of time. This woman is a douche!

  • Fuzzy Dunlop
    March 15, 2018 at 11:20 am

    What would she have done when Marion Butts played for the Patriots? I giggled at that name when I was in 8th grade. Or Doug Fister?

    Won’t someone please think of the children??

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    March 15, 2018 at 10:50 am

    No bigger issues facing the state? Everything must be great here in the People’s Democratic Republic of Massachusetts – no crime, no poverty, revenue surplus, no corruption, taxes going down, right? No, WTF? If this sea hag wants to update the entrance sign to include the General’s first name let her. But ONLY if it’s on her dime, not the taxpayer’s. Easy to demand changes when you’re spending somebody else’s money, not quite so easy when it’s picking your own pocket.

    • bb324
      March 15, 2018 at 5:09 pm

      Never mind that how about former Browns pass catcher Fair Hooker

  • LocalYokel
    March 15, 2018 at 10:39 am

    We should just forget that the horrible Civil War ever happened, including the parts about having to pick our own cotton.

  • Bleh
    March 15, 2018 at 9:59 am

  • Spankster
    March 15, 2018 at 8:40 am

    General Hooker was indeed a ladies man. However the word “Hooker” was originally slang for a shot and a beer. The General did also like to imbibe

  • safe space
    March 15, 2018 at 8:32 am

    The 1755 census shows Solomon DuBois as owning seven slaves. This was in the 1600’s in the north. I think she should change her last name

    • Bill Clinton
      March 15, 2018 at 8:40 am

      To compound that, DuBois translates into “Of Wood”.
      Nothing wood inducing about that, she needs to change her name.
      I am offended.

      • TJ Hooker
        March 15, 2018 at 2:06 pm

        Actually, Dubois translates to ‘hooker’ in creole, this the butthurt

  • the Didi Delfatso
    March 15, 2018 at 8:31 am

    They are called sex workers now.

  • The Anti Psycho
    March 15, 2018 at 8:13 am

    “Just to be clear. General Joseph Hooker was a decorated Civil War General from the town of Hadley. He was aggressive as a General and was one of Lincoln’s favorites. He defeated Robert E. Lee at the battle of Chancellorsville, which ultimately helped bring and end to slavery in the United States.”

    Not that Hooker didn’t have his victories, but to be even clearer…
    The Union Army lead by General Hooker *lost* the battle of Chancellorsville.

  • "this" "is" "a" "comment"
    March 15, 2018 at 2:48 am

    “this” “is” “a” “comment”

  • Yeah, she sucks. A lot.
    March 15, 2018 at 12:48 am

    I’m so glad that I’m not one of her constituents.
    Too bad her area isn’t far from me, though.
    I see one of two possibilities for this special girl. First, she gets voted out for being the piece of useless criminal trash that she is in the next election. Second, someone loses a family member to one of the illegals that she gave the heads up to and she turns into a statistic when they get their pound of flesh.
    I wouldn’t want to be assigned to her protection detail, just sayin’…
    As far as the Gen. Hooker Entrance goes, it is a part of our history being recognized. It’ll be around long after she’s gone, just as it’s been around for so long before her time.

    • z
      March 15, 2018 at 7:02 am

      Yet a majority of her constituents that voted, voted for her. We get the government that we deserve.

      Do you just up in the morning one day and decide “I’m going to be enraged today? Yes or No?”

      “If Yes, what shall I be enraged at?”

      I did a google search for hookers. I came up with the “Hunterdon County Rug Artisans Guild”
      They have a web site with a section called “Previous Featured Hookers”. Why? Because they make hooked rugs. “Amy is one the best hookers I’ve ever seen, You should see her in action”.

      Go to the Big E. I know Turtleboy isn’t big on the Big E. There’s a building right inside the fence on the main drag, near the state buildings. The building houses art and crafts showings. They usually have the work of a bunch of hookers in them. Sometimes the hookers work together like a tag team to get the job done.

      I’m kind of surprised that she hasn’t proposed legislation to ban the use of certain words in the state. Anyone with that name will be force by threat of jail to either change their name or move from the state.

      The first hooker “Thomas Hooker” arrived in Boston in 1633. So, the state of Massachusetts has a long proud history of Hookers in Massachusetts.

  • Wwy
    March 15, 2018 at 12:36 am

    When Jews teach at holy cross we have a problem the anti-christs teaching dumb Americans,this why people give an arm or a leg for the kikes in Israel,9/11,Boston marathon,holocaust in Iraq and Syria hitler was right accept it.

    • z
      March 15, 2018 at 7:10 am

      I’ve asked before and I’ll ask again.
      What the fuck does anything you wrote have to do with anything here?

      Were you born this way or did it take years of training?

    • anti fag
      March 15, 2018 at 10:39 am

      me fake trump saportur
      me say dum stuf abowt jew
      noboddey no me a leftest liberul who hang owt rest areea an truk stop given blowjobs

  • Wwy
    March 15, 2018 at 12:33 am

    Why are Jews so much uglier than all other people,they wear the curse on their kike faces. Without hookers what would Jewish abortionist do. Killing kids a Jew specialty.

    • anti fag
      March 15, 2018 at 10:41 am

      mmm blak cok
      me say stuf abowt jew but me luv blak cok
      prety soon evrybodey be liberul like me an suk blak cok for fun

  • Barack Obama
    March 14, 2018 at 11:52 pm

    Michelle is my hero. I am so glad she followed my leadership and agrees with my ideas

  • Phong
    phong
    March 14, 2018 at 11:31 pm

    Let’s name it: Michelle Dubois’ rear entrance.

    • Dr. Cock
      March 15, 2018 at 10:44 am

      Fuck, you stole my line.

  • Shawn Silvia
    These people make me sad
    March 14, 2018 at 11:30 pm

    I figured it was called that because all pols are prostitutes, pay enough and they do whatever you want.

  • Michael Hutson
    March 14, 2018 at 11:14 pm

    and it is NOT “Thomas” Hooker,it is JOSEPH Hooker! jeez

  • Michael Hutson
    March 14, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    i told y’all they’d be comin’ for you next! first our statues and flags now yours! in Chicago they already half burned and damaged a bust of Lincoln(figure that one out-i can’t) but thanks for reminding me about Michelle duBois who did what Libby Schaaf in Oakland did long before Libby the Lib did!

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