Stay At Home Daddy Dickwasher And Root Canal Rhonda Leave $0 Tip On $80 Bill On Saturday Night Despite “Excellent” Service, Blame Management For Unfair Wages 



This is Nick Yelle and his bicuspid behemoth wife Tristen Field from Phillipston.

Sadly these two chose to reproduce on five separate occasions by the looks of her Facebook page.

Last weekend they elected to go out to eat an an unnamed restaurant with one of their vaj goblins, ordered $80 worth of food and drink, filled out the form indicating top notch service, and left the following for a tip:


And he justified it by pretending that being a dickwasher is some sort of protest against management for not paying waitresses a fair wage. As if being a walking commercial for mandatory sterilization somehow makes him virtuous. He screwed over this waitress and then passed himself off as some sort of white knight standing up for her.

Newsflash dipshit – if they paid servers more instead of expecting customers to tip then the price of everything on the menu would go up. This is the perfect example of why restaurants should have a mandatory gratuity charge put in. If the service sucks then you don’t have to give anything extra. If it’s good then you can feel free to give more at your discretion. But zero should never, ever be an option. These people work their ass off and they’re not wealthy. They have bills and families to take care of. They slave the entire night to make sure your needs are met. Under no circumstances should it be OK to ever tip zero. Ever.

We’d like to do more blogs on people who don’t tip. People like this should be shamed every time they do this, and Turtleboy is the perfect platform to do that on. They should be pariahs when they go out to eat and blacklisted by restaurants. He should feel uncomfortable every time he thinks about going out. Any establishment that agrees to serve him or root canal Rhonda is doing so knowing that he will be treating their employees like this. It doesn’t just affect the waitress either. They are required to tip bussers, food runners, and bartenders as well, which in my opinion is bullshit. But the fact of the matter is they are, so these people literally steal money from servers. He also takes up a table on a Saturday night that could’ve been filled by a paying customer who tips.

These lowlifes are more than likely on all sorts of public assistance as well, considering that they have 5 needy poon polyps at home, and his job is “stay at home Dad.”

Next time he should stay at home and eat hot pockets instead of going out to eat. Restaurants are for people who work for a living.

He’s got plenty of money for tattoos, family trips to Patriot games, going out to dinner, and Ozzy tickets though.

But he doesn’t have enough money for tips or condoms.

At least he’s got a sense of humor about his current and perpetual state of unemployment:

Bro, have you seen your wife Cavity Cathy?

Just keep the house dirty. It’s not worth it.

And then there’s this:

Nicholas Yelle, 20, of 85 Willis Road, Phillipston, was placed on three concurrent terms of three years’ probation after pleading guilty to burning personal property, breaking and entering in the daytime with intent to commit a felony, and burning a building. As conditions of probation, he was ordered to undergo drug, alcohol, and mental health evaluations with any related treatment and counseling as recommended by the Probation Department, to submit to random drug tests, and to undergo inpatient and outpatient substance abuse programs. A charge of arson of a dwelling was dismissed at the request of the commonwealth.

So just to review, the arsonist, stay at home welfare leach who spends taxpayer money on non-essential luxuries that many people with jobs can’t afford, has taken it upon himself to fight for higher wages for waitresses by NOT tipping them and taking money out of their pockets.

It’s my pleasure to use this platform to shame this maggot, because he shouldn’t be able to walk around civilized society and pretend to be a decent human being.


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44 Comment(s)
  • Concerned citizen
    April 20, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    So amazing preschools dont do background checks cause if they did they would of known she has dcf involed in their life.
    she is allowed to work at a preschool while all of us hard working parents are working and she is taking care of our kids!

  • Alan
    April 16, 2019 at 4:23 pm

    She will lose all of her teeth to periodontal disease from a total lack of oral hygiene LONG before any root canal therapy becomes an option for treating deeply decayed teeth.
    She really should be renamed Perio Patti

  • Bertha Von Nation
    April 15, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    His profile says he’s “from” Phillipston, but more likely, they are living at “The Village” in Gardner. Phillipston doesn’t have public housing, and these bitched have section 8 written all over them!

  • Somma Teef
    April 15, 2019 at 9:30 am

    She’s got her somma teef in
    somma green
    somma browm…

  • WeRFucked
    April 15, 2019 at 8:28 am

    You people are so cruel. But so funny.
    Tristen is the poster girl for halitosis.
    Five. Count em’ – Five fucking kids. See why we are fucked? The mentally ill & the poor (i’m assuming this couple is either/both, but I do not know that for sure.) are reproducing at a much higher rate than “regular” people. Their five kids means at least 15 more (their grand-kids) from these two, all within the next 20-25 years. that’s 20 poor/mentally ill people from just these two.

    How do I know they’ll be poor. or mentally ill? Please… think about that. If these two tattooed losers were your parents, do you think you’d go to Harvard? Unless she has some sort of detal problem that I’m unaware of, she obviously doesn’t put much value on oral hygiene. If so, I’ll bet brushing twice daily isn’t something she insists on her children doing. Very few people with extremely bad teeth succeed and prosper in life.

    Five. Fucking. Kids. Are they devote Catholics?

  • Yuck
    April 15, 2019 at 8:17 am

    Wow! That is one ugly grill. Perhaps, instead of all the other bullshit these two shining examples spend their money on, they should invest in a heavy-duty power washer and a wire brush or two to get that nasty-ass mouth cleaned up. Agree with others: her breath must be ghastly!

    • Anonymous
      April 16, 2019 at 3:40 pm

      I know the mother of 3 of those children cant vouch for the other 2 but my kids get everything they need from there mother. He however is a lowlife always have been always will be. He collects ssi and child support from the mother and spends it on anything but the kids. Thank you for making this pubic.

  • True justice
    April 15, 2019 at 7:48 am

    Hopefully they read (if the can) this blog and the awesome comments and realized that they are douchbags.. He’s going to stand up for higher wages for the workers and not tip. Clearly he hasn’t had a job before. Does she work.? Doubt it. Losers. Leachers.

    • TheCureForHope
      April 15, 2019 at 12:14 pm

      Who on earth would hire her?

  • Tim
    April 15, 2019 at 7:25 am

    Why leave a tip when they can use that money for meth? Walking POS.

  • The Smile That Launched A Thousand Yucks
    April 14, 2019 at 9:38 pm

    That smile could:

    1) Crack a mirror.
    2) Wilt flowers.
    3) Cause blindness.
    4) Make a child cry.
    5) Make an adult cry.
    6) Burn a hole in the ozone layer.
    7) Single-handedly qualify her for disability benefits.
    8) Divert the plane she’s on to the nearest airport.
    9) Make republicans build their own safe spaces.
    10) Make Ozzy cancel his concert when he finds out they’re coming.
    11) Finally convince the town of Phillipston that it needs fluoride in the water.
    12) Vacate a bed bug infestation.
    13) Cause her to lose an audition to be in a Colgate commercial to an Angler fish.

    … I could go on but I have limited time, as I’m on private assistance (aka having a job)

    • Big Wick
      April 14, 2019 at 10:17 pm

      Aw, c’mon, you only needed three more for a Sweet Sixteen! I especially like “safe spaces” and “fluoride.” But, all GOLD!

      • The Smile That Launched A Thousand Yucks
        April 14, 2019 at 10:51 pm

        14) Be a graphic warning on a pack of cigarettes to deter people from smoking.
        15) Make dental students change their majors.
        16) Make a ship full of sailors returning from war turn right back around.

        • Big Wick
          April 15, 2019 at 8:58 pm

          Bravo! Mission accomplished (my apologies to those both pro and anti GWB, but, it fits). Thank you!

  • MrSmiley
    April 14, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    L00k at that fuckin grillllll yezzussss! Why shaft the waitstaff post meal with the sjw quote of the day? People suck. Bernie would be proud of them.

  • Nozzle Schnozzle
    April 14, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    And yet he tips that guy whose dick he slurps twice monthly or am I not supposed to mention that here?

  • The Name Game
    April 14, 2019 at 7:20 pm

    Thanks, Merri. Agreed, no excuse. I “almost” feel sorry for Crispy Tristen; she probably realized she’d lost the looks lottery and ended up with leftovers, having to pick the Prick Nick. Sad, to have so many kidlets as a chain to the skuzzbag; only thing worse than hooking up with an arsonist, is with a pedo.

  • TheCureForHope
    April 14, 2019 at 7:19 pm

    Prick. That’s all.

  • Mr. Haney
    April 14, 2019 at 7:18 pm

    She was the Templeton Fair blue ribbon winner as best swine in class before going on to be named Phillipston home coming queen. Definitely way too high of a gum to tooth ratio. I don’t believe these rural areas have fluoride in their water systems yet and toothpaste/toothbrushes are in short supply at Sam Drucker’s general store.

    • Showin' Our Age
      April 14, 2019 at 10:24 pm

      Wadda ya mean? Them Bradley sisters shore were purty, I’d a had any one of ’em!

  • Cavity Creeps
    April 14, 2019 at 5:55 pm

    We make holes in teeth. We make holes in teeth.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    April 14, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    The teeth… Everything he did is erased just by looking at those teeth…. Her breath must peel paint

  • Dead Weight
    April 14, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    It’s nice to know that there’s someone for everyone. Sure she has to take care of five children and be the breadwinner. Maybe she is the one clearing the snow, mowing the lawn, and doing the cooking and cleaning. And maybe she can’t even count on him to so much as throw down a cash tip on the tab she paid but at least she doesn’t have to manage it all on her own.

  • [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
    April 14, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    Who ever developes a toothwhiting app so that you can have a perfect smile in your pictures, will be a millionaire. Imagine all the chicks out there that photo shop there face but can’t do anything about the rotten green, brown and black teeth. Well that would be a game changer!!

  • Aspen Dental
    April 14, 2019 at 4:43 pm

    Serious question, you know she seen this picture when it was posted, more than likely even before. Can you imagine she looked at and said “ yes babe!” That’s a great picture of us. I’m showing all my fungi in its glory, along with the deep cavities that have rotted down to the nerve. But dam we look good. One word= GROSS

  • Father O’Touchahan
    April 14, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Good afternoon my children. May the dentist be with you, and also with you. Today we discuss procreation. The Bible is clear on this in The psalm of roe v wade. With a grille like hers, they should allow for unlimited plastic bags as homeboy will need one to complete the missionary position. May the ebt and snap be with you, and also with you.

  • Cottage cheese and chive
    April 14, 2019 at 4:33 pm

    They couldn’t tip, they have to buy floss and Colgate. What is wrong with all these woman who look like they have a mouth full of mashed pees. How the hell do you let your grill go like that. And he sticks his tongue in that disease infested mouth among other holes in the slob of sweat hog. Take a fkn bath for the love of GOD!

    • Cottage cheese and chive
      April 14, 2019 at 4:53 pm

      I apologize for my spelling errors 😉

      • Lost cause
        April 14, 2019 at 5:45 pm

        How the hell do you get emojis on here. I feel played now. NOT FAIR (pissed off emoji)!!!

        • Smile
          April 14, 2019 at 6:19 pm

          You have to make them with symbols like when we first made em. : ) You can do 🙁 🙂 😉

  • Ralph
    April 14, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    Apparently 5 times he beat off and she sat in it?

  • Joe Friday
    April 14, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    Mass judicial system doing what they do best. Nothing. Asshole B & E arsonists getting an easy pass. Jails full? Build more of them…

  • TJB
    April 14, 2019 at 3:19 pm

    With that grille; she looks like she found those choppers in the dumpster at the funeral home. I bet her breath smells like Chelsea at low tide. On the upside…..Halloween costumes are free every year!

  • Captain Trips
    April 14, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    No excuse being on the dole and not having great teeth. Those lazy slob losers have free dental care, unlike we working-class tax paying fools

  • Dr. Doolittle
    April 14, 2019 at 3:15 pm

    I’ve seen 15 year old feral barn cats that have nicer teeth

    • 15 y/o Feral Barn Cat
      April 14, 2019 at 9:43 pm

      Hey !! What the fuck ?? I’m in the corner of a horse stall, reading my most favorite blog to all my feral cat pals on an iPhone I found on some train tracks by a bunch of smelly hobos and a dope dealing ‘Rican iPhone thief who may or may not have killed a guy for his phone, and I catch this shit about our teeth ??!! Up yours, fuckface. We have to floss with mouse whiskers and brush with rat paws !! Motherfucker….now I’m all pissed off.

  • Nick's got it tough...
    April 14, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    Nick’s schnozz is so big he could smoke a cigarette in a monsoon and it would never go out !
    What a pathetic loser !
    Stay-at-home Dad = lazy fuck who’d rather lounge around in his jammies all day rather than work.
    He’s a real “go getter”……he goes and “gets her” every day after she works .

    • Captain Trips
      April 14, 2019 at 3:16 pm

      With those tartar nubs he can have it!

  • Dirk Diggler
    April 14, 2019 at 2:29 pm

    Come on, just the tip! Please, just the tip?

  • Captain Skinboat
    April 14, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    What hog wallow did Nick The Convic(t) find that pig in?

  • Mr. Bubba
    April 14, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    The ICP tattoo is all I had to see to come to the conclusion of white trash

    • The Great Milenko
      April 14, 2019 at 2:59 pm

      I think him and the third wheel both have the same tattoo

  • CPL Creempie
    April 14, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    Maybe she needs the money for dental work…just sayin’

  • whatevuh
    April 14, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    Wow, I thought beastiality was illegal, even in Phillipston Hard sex with hot-sweaty farm animals

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