Stinky Poo Poo Butt And Slam Donkey Wife Spend Week Harassing Leominster, Worcester, Lancaster Police With Mixed Results 


This grimy ball of transfat and pubic hair is Josh Russell from somewhere in Texas.

He’s evidently moved to Massachusetts as part of his cross country tour to harass people who actually have jobs, primarily the police. He’s part of this “First Amendment audit” bullshit that Kyle Shockley and other losers who fall asleep midstroke to pictures of high school girls on Instagram have made popular. These people have no jobs, they walk into police departments, harass the cops, try to provoke them, and then lecture the police about what they are and aren’t allowed to do. They make money by posting links to their PayPal and monetizing their YouTube channels.

Anyway, he made his way to Central Mass this week with his wife, who obviously has high standards, and they attempted to harass the Worcester, Leominster, and Lancaster Police. In two of those videos his slam donkey gets arrested, and in the third something completely unpredictable happens.

Let’s start with Leominster. It’s a long video so I wouldn’t expect anyone to watch the whole thing. It starts with them parked in the road outside of the police station when the chief himself asks them to move the car, she can’t provide the car’s registration, and then says it’s because she’s scared for her life. She gets arrested, he whines like a bitch, and then he illegally sneaks a cell phone into Leominster District Courthouse and films people inside before calling it a day.

That moment when the chief decided that he’s had just about enough of your bullshit for one day.

The worst part is they said they had a kid. I’m praying to God they were just saying that to try to weasel out of getting arrested. God forbid anyone actually reproduced with this sperm sponge.

So many subtle jabs at these scuds it was great.

12:00 – “Is this your lipstick?”

He got so mad at that question. Quit being transphobic bruh.

Loved the exchanged at 14:30 –

Cop: “You don’t like it, go back to Texas.”

Chud: “Go to hell.”

Cop: “I’ve already been there.”

I see this cop lives in Fitchburg.

And then the ultimate question….

Cop: “What do you do for work? Looks like you got the day off.”

Chud: “I had the day off because your mother’s warn out.”

Boom. Roasted.

The court officer wasn’t playing any of his games either.

Chud: “Do you got a charger I can fix this?”

Court Officer: “Dude….”

Da fuq this look like to you? Best Buy?

So that was funny at least. But they took the Worcester video down because they sexually harassed a female cop over and over again after she wouldn’t give them the reaction they wanted. In other words, even their cop block friends watched this video and realized it was a bridge too far. Luckily someone else saved it and uploaded it to their channel so the world can see what queefs these two are. The video starts after they’ve already been harassing the cops who no longer are engaging with them. So they attempt to escalate it, and when a woman who appears to be the victim of domestic violence shows up to speak with the police, they invade her privacy and disrupt a serious police investigation. Luckily the video ends with the camera going to black as you can hear them resisting arrest inside the lobby.

“She just has stripes because she’s a whore.”

“You fucking whore. You are a whore”

That’s how you know they lost this one. They couldn’t get the cops upset no matter how hard they tried. Worcester Police just do not give a fuck.

But what they did to that woman who was there for help was just such a douche move. She was clearly upset, was there because she needed help, and these two, who don’t need anything, try to monopolize the cop’s time instead.

“I feel like we’re in Nazi Germany. Are we in Worcester or are we in Nuremberg?”

Relating everything to Nazi Germany is so hot right now. Thanks AOC.

My favorite parts of that video were twofold.

  1. When the cop shows up with lunch and this exchange happens:

Chud’s slam donkey: “I think everyone knows who I am.”

Cop: “I have no idea who you are.”

You’re just not that important guys.

2. The fact that he spent so much time in that video whining about how his “mods” were fighting amongst each other in the comments. All those virgins in one place at the same time, arguing over who should be banned in the comments section of a cop block video, was instant comedy.

Finally there was video #3 in Lancaster. They went looking for a fight there, but instead they met the world’s friendliest cop and they didn’t quite know what to do.

In Leominster and Worcester the cops have shit to do. In Lancaster they can give you a whole tour of the facilities and share their thoughts on life.

I hate even giving these losers attention, but I might go on live this weekend so I challenge them to call in and explain why they do this.


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32 Comment(s)
  • A Balance
    July 17, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    This is the first article I have read and it made me laugh out loud. I have never read a news report so concise and entertaining. These two are cringe worthy.

  • Texas sucks
    June 23, 2019 at 10:36 am

    Fucking losers, get a job and a hobby assholes.

  • Ted Baxter
    June 22, 2019 at 11:37 pm

    Only two things come from Texas, steers and queers and I don’t see horns.

  • Anthony Grossi
    June 22, 2019 at 8:37 pm

    They talk tough while they’re harassing the cops from a secure area, but when they’re arrested they squeal like stuck pigs. Bleep them. I hope to the Almighty that this video was sent to someone who will get these slugs put away for a while.

  • American Made
    June 22, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    I’m just happy the camera was facing AWAY from those two slovenly, disgusting, should have been aborted,pieces of #!/= Rumor has it, their mothers , after their births, both stated they wish they just gave blow jobs. Now we pay for them. God Bless the Police everywhere. Blue Lives Matter.

  • Ickly On
    June 22, 2019 at 3:52 pm

    Westgate props to mellow tangelo.

  • Saul A
    June 22, 2019 at 9:03 am

    These 1st amendment auditors are not Constitution loving activists, they are occutard antifa commie douchebags using Allinsky’s rules for radicals with a little Cloward and Piven mixed in. Scumbags like Bill Ayers and Vann Jones train and instruct these useful idiots to attack our Constitution. “Make the enemy live up to his own rules” This is happening all over the country, recently in Philadelphia a Soros funded non profit of Attorneys investigate all of Phillys’ police social media and have filed 70 complaints of racial bias from the cops’ social media.

  • yt
    June 22, 2019 at 12:20 am

    some of these auditors are making thousands of dollars a month
    they make money on lawsuits when cops kick the crap out of them $10000-17000-25000—$300,000

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    June 21, 2019 at 11:06 pm

    Their time will come. They will go to an accidental scene or something and fuck with the wrong family. Obama started this all. Don’t anybody forget that

  • Ray Patriarca
    Fuck all liberals
    June 21, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    I hope they die.
    And I wanna film it, just for fun.

  • Smiles & Sunshine
    June 21, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    That’s not an act for the camera – Officer Miletti is legitimately that nice in person. I knew it would be him in the video as soon as I saw “World’s Friendliest Cop.”

  • Jeff J
    June 21, 2019 at 5:53 pm

    You gotta love the Worcester cops. When I read the words 1st amendment audit and Worcester police I knew exactly how this was going to turn out. It’s 1 thing to do those audits and hold officials accountable but the harrassment is way too much. Those 2 are flat out fucking bums. But…..who are the stupid schmucks that actually donate so they can go around doing this shit??

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      June 21, 2019 at 6:37 pm

      BLM fakes, SJW phonies, Antifa pussies, libs, elitists, EBT junkies, etc.

      You know… People who vote Democrat.

  • Gtfo
    June 21, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    Great Recession 2.0 is coming soon. That will wipe most of these idiots out. When you have to be in the top 10% just to get an entry level job during the recession, all these idiots featured on TB will just starve in the streets.

  • Just Angry and Sickened
    June 21, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    These people came to my grandfather’s fatal accident investigation scene. We tried everything in our power to get them to leave, they ended up verbally harassing my entire family and made the whole experience so much more traumatic. If hell is real, I’m sure they have golden plaques ready for their arrival since they’re the scum of the earth.

    • John from weymouth
      June 21, 2019 at 5:18 pm

      I think of three words when I read your post. Assault and battery, congrats on the restraint, the Texas chudstuffer woulda been on th e ground holding what remained of his mutilated nuts,. What a pussy he is and his cunt girlfriend too. Useless oxygen thief’s.

      • studly studman
        June 22, 2019 at 8:20 pm

        CAN YOU IMAGINE THE STENCH of his sowfriend’s vaginal area?
        She’s such an ugly cunt faced bitch with small tits and bad teeth. fucking scuzz total buzzkill

      • Gonad The Grammarian
        June 23, 2019 at 8:59 pm


  • Magan
    June 21, 2019 at 2:57 pm

    There is also a video of them in Hudson/Berlin last month harassing the police and family of a loved one that died in a work accident, they sit around and listen to scanners. Here’s this poor family mourning the loss of thier patriarch and these 2 fools came harassing. Get a life

    June 21, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    Thank you for picking up on this, Turtleboy.

  • WeRFucked
    June 21, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    I made a wish that they both get anal raped in prison. But then I stopped and thought they might enjoy that. So I just wish them a horrible slow death, maybe first by massive injuries from fire, and then finally death by drowning.

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    June 21, 2019 at 11:40 am

    If someone said at the workplace, to a women, what he said in the Police Station they would be charged with sexual harassment IMO.

    I wish I was the Judge hearing this case, he wouldn’t be doing it again after my sentencing.

    God bless the Police, for dealing with these pecker heads.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    June 21, 2019 at 11:29 am

    Im no fan of cops but these two would try the patience of Job. If you want to harass cops, harass the asshole cops, not the cops just trying to make it through their work day. How would these twin towers of lard feel if people showed up to their Crisco Lair to harass them by dangling a bucket of KFC just out of reach? Piss off, stains…

  • Michael S Goodman
    June 21, 2019 at 11:23 am

    Are these scum “sovereign citizens”? From the above articles and clips, it seems very likely to me!

  • Professional Harassers
    June 21, 2019 at 10:57 am

    There was a few videos of these two after they were arrested begging for money and crying. It’s ridiculous that these two bother people working for a living and they travel around on taxpayers money doing this.
    Fuck them

  • hartf811
    June 21, 2019 at 10:44 am

    This is why cops carry guys. Let the cleansing begin!

  • Nothing a couple of 50 cent bullets couldn’t take care of
    June 21, 2019 at 10:43 am

    Doing what these two POS do should be a crime. Doing nothing but bothering and pestering the police should be an immediately arrestable offense. What a pair of useless scum sucking vermin. That’s our future folks, keep voting D and it will accelerate the process. Douchebags

  • kotoko
    June 21, 2019 at 10:31 am

    The woman in the Worcester Police station in need of help and crying should sue these two schmucks for filming her without permission! If she’s a victim of domestic violence, she’s very likely hiding from someone and these skid marks have made her general location public. Nice move Comrades.

    • Joe Martinez
      June 23, 2019 at 7:28 am

      I don’t know if she can sue for anything, but I do agree that these morons just exposed what seems to be a victim of domestic matter. These two are truly inconsiderate so self-absorbed that they put someone looking to stay confidential on blast.

      If something happens to her and the perp says they saw the video of her going into the police dept to file a report, then I can see some form of liability.

      • Oops You Fell
        June 25, 2019 at 3:13 pm

        Confidentiality of Reports: Chapter 41 Section 97D All reports, including communications between police officers and victims of domestic violence/ abuse perpetrated by family or household members, rape and sexual assault are confidential, and are not public records. Violation of this section shall be punished by imprisonment of 1 year and/or fined $1,000.00.

  • Siskel
    June 21, 2019 at 10:23 am

    God bless America, we pay for those two to harass people. I need a gig like that… Not really…

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