This grimy ball of transfat and pubic hair is Josh Russell from somewhere in Texas.
He’s evidently moved to Massachusetts as part of his cross country tour to harass people who actually have jobs, primarily the police. He’s part of this “First Amendment audit” bullshit that Kyle Shockley and other losers who fall asleep midstroke to pictures of high school girls on Instagram have made popular. These people have no jobs, they walk into police departments, harass the cops, try to provoke them, and then lecture the police about what they are and aren’t allowed to do. They make money by posting links to their PayPal and monetizing their YouTube channels.
Anyway, he made his way to Central Mass this week with his wife, who obviously has high standards, and they attempted to harass the Worcester, Leominster, and Lancaster Police. In two of those videos his slam donkey gets arrested, and in the third something completely unpredictable happens.
Let’s start with Leominster. It’s a long video so I wouldn’t expect anyone to watch the whole thing. It starts with them parked in the road outside of the police station when the chief himself asks them to move the car, she can’t provide the car’s registration, and then says it’s because she’s scared for her life. She gets arrested, he whines like a bitch, and then he illegally sneaks a cell phone into Leominster District Courthouse and films people inside before calling it a day.
That moment when the chief decided that he’s had just about enough of your bullshit for one day.
The worst part is they said they had a kid. I’m praying to God they were just saying that to try to weasel out of getting arrested. God forbid anyone actually reproduced with this sperm sponge.
So many subtle jabs at these scuds it was great.
12:00 – “Is this your lipstick?”
He got so mad at that question. Quit being transphobic bruh.
Loved the exchanged at 14:30 –
Cop: “You don’t like it, go back to Texas.”
Chud: “Go to hell.”
Cop: “I’ve already been there.”
I see this cop lives in Fitchburg.
And then the ultimate question….
Cop: “What do you do for work? Looks like you got the day off.”
Chud: “I had the day off because your mother’s warn out.”
The court officer wasn’t playing any of his games either.
Chud: “Do you got a charger I can fix this?”
Court Officer: “Dude….”
Da fuq this look like to you? Best Buy?
So that was funny at least. But they took the Worcester video down because they sexually harassed a female cop over and over again after she wouldn’t give them the reaction they wanted. In other words, even their cop block friends watched this video and realized it was a bridge too far. Luckily someone else saved it and uploaded it to their channel so the world can see what queefs these two are. The video starts after they’ve already been harassing the cops who no longer are engaging with them. So they attempt to escalate it, and when a woman who appears to be the victim of domestic violence shows up to speak with the police, they invade her privacy and disrupt a serious police investigation. Luckily the video ends with the camera going to black as you can hear them resisting arrest inside the lobby.
“She just has stripes because she’s a whore.”
“You fucking whore. You are a whore”
That’s how you know they lost this one. They couldn’t get the cops upset no matter how hard they tried. Worcester Police just do not give a fuck.
But what they did to that woman who was there for help was just such a douche move. She was clearly upset, was there because she needed help, and these two, who don’t need anything, try to monopolize the cop’s time instead.
“I feel like we’re in Nazi Germany. Are we in Worcester or are we in Nuremberg?”
Relating everything to Nazi Germany is so hot right now. Thanks AOC.
My favorite parts of that video were twofold.
- When the cop shows up with lunch and this exchange happens:
Chud’s slam donkey: “I think everyone knows who I am.”
Cop: “I have no idea who you are.”
You’re just not that important guys.
2. The fact that he spent so much time in that video whining about how his “mods” were fighting amongst each other in the comments. All those virgins in one place at the same time, arguing over who should be banned in the comments section of a cop block video, was instant comedy.
Finally there was video #3 in Lancaster. They went looking for a fight there, but instead they met the world’s friendliest cop and they didn’t quite know what to do.
In Leominster and Worcester the cops have shit to do. In Lancaster they can give you a whole tour of the facilities and share their thoughts on life.
I hate even giving these losers attention, but I might go on live this weekend so I challenge them to call in and explain why they do this.
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